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Aston Villa. Seattle Seahawks. Twin Peaks. Quotes Frasier daily.

Bodmin, England
Joined January 2020
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2 years
@Jamez752 @BBCSport because he’s not good at basketball?
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3 years
@alanlyons33 @GaryLineker The fact you think the two are similar is hilarious. Having a political opinion isn’t the same as having a sporting qualification. also, he’s a pundit/presenter, not a coach.
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4 years
@KirstyLBx Seeing your family doesn’t line the pockets of the rich
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3 years
@MrBlueSky266 @piersmorgan You’re a Covid denier, think that says everything about you 😂
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10 months
@imshanereaction What a way to not get the point 🤦
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3 years
@BryanLowton @WelBeast favouriting this for when he chooses Villa.
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11 months
@DirtyFootbaIIer How did @DionDublinsDube not get knighted for this??
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2 years
@GavinJones_14 @GaryLineker When did you last have a 40degree summers day?
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3 years
@gazblufc @uk_sf_writer @Grayruskin Whey what a bloke. Who does blokey things. Get down the pub an all lad.
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1 year
@Frasier_Quotes This doesn’t feel like Frasier at all.
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2 years
@jackhandz @Jamez752 @BBCSport Tbf I just googled it and he’s not bad. Probably not at NBA level but decent
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3 years
@Angelmichael10s @BBCSport Here we go with the bigots hiding behind anonymity.
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3 years
@Dylan01Jakins @TakeshisCastle_ Why through a DM? I want some of this ☕️
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11 months
I am all for believing that people can be rehabilitated in prison and deserve a second chance once they’ve served their sentence. I don’t believe that Jon Venables can be rehabilitated at all.
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8 months
@Herring1967 @TheTommyCannon Cannon and Ball back together again.
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1 year
@sprain_h @Morbidful You get all of that from one photo?
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2 years
@unitedtrinityfc @GaryLineker It literally says they’re imported in
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1 year
@richardosman They’re not Minstrels though, they’re more like the Galaxy Counters.
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4 years
love how big Lady Leshurr is getting.
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2 years
@OfficialAeon @NoContextBrits If you hit it, you go into the middle of the road and try to get more, if your opponent doesn’t hit the curb in the middle, you can catch the ball and try and hit them before they reach the other side to steal their points.
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3 years
@Folxrin @BryanLowton @WelBeast At villa? Tbf since moving to villa the careers of Cash, Targett, Emi, Mings, Luiz and Watkins have sunk 🙄
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2 years
@Lord_Sugar If you bothered to listen to why they do this, it’s to get people talking, the actions are harmless, easily cleaned up, but it gets them into the mainstream and gets people listening.
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3 years
my respect for Gene Simmons has just gone up massively.
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3 years
'When you get up to a red light you must stop, that's because it's not about you it's about the other innocent people going by.' 'Be respectful of other people and get a vaccine.' @genesimmons encourages anyone who can to get a COVID vaccine.
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3 years
@Exolufc @bantammad1995 @InfinityTees @BBCSport They literally are fighting to make homophobia not a thing any more, but people like you stand in their way.
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2 years
@JurassicPark2go That’s what a dinosaur run Twitter account would say
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2 years
@YinMajora @lil_g748 @ItsKevinCrow *Christofer - poser 😉😂
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3 years
the new Lime Cordiale + Idris Elba song is everything I needed today.
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3 years
@Karen_wells_bbk @samhuxley It didn’t make the same connection Karen. The first link is clearly about the poet 🤦🏻‍♂️
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4 years
@thisismajk Simons accent was the worst. Don’t think he knew where he was meant to be from.
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4 years
@reluctantuser11 @JaskarenKohli @pixiesheena @wallaceme @montie @theipaper Her profile picture is pixelated as fuck aswell so it wouldn’t surprise me if it was a fake account anyway
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2 years
nearly a week late to say thank you, but massive thanks to @artsngrafts for this amazing drawing for mine and Hols anniversary.
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4 years
@John_Doe1983 @BBCSport Racism is racism regardless of where someone is from, though.
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2 years
@AVFCFaithful_ Saw him getting a sausage roll from Greggs in Chelmsley.
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7 months
@gw850 They know what they’re doing. Surely ‘a dad’ is the correct way of saying it.
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4 years
@kei_crossings I turn it on, find my bottle on my beach, turn it off. and repeat.
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11 months
how did I create something so beautiful? astounds me every time I look at him.
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4 years
@iamtomskinner Isn’t it a shame you’ve only got 4 hours with him a day though? Or am I misinterpreting the 20 hour day thing?
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1 year
@Harvey28639456 @SlowSportsNews Are you drunk? Why would we want Emery when we’ve got Dean Smith? I’ve seen we’ve been linked with Gerrard too, Emery has proven he can’t hack it in England, whereas I think Gerrard would be an excellent appointment.
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2 years
if someone has taken Nicola Bulley, the police are probably aware and didn’t want to release the information in case the person involved gets spooked. why are people idiots? let the police do their job.
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4 years
Gemma Collins isn’t and never will be funny. why is she still on tv?
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8 months
first customer of the day shouted at me because we were two minutes late opening. lovely start to the day
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10 months
The Killers - Spirit is just Born Slippy, isn’t it?
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2 years
I am so in love
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2 years
the tweets after Casillas and Puyol coming out as gay are the reason people are still so scared to come out. Especially in football. Absolute toxic environment. Congrats to them both for having the courage ❤️
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3 years
Alan Sugar is absolutely making a mockery of Dan Wootton. This is embarrassing 😂
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2 years
@SoVeryBritish Cornwall right now.
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4 years
I have no idea why I look like I’ve just smelt something disgusting, but getting married during lockdown and not being able to go to shops and actually try on suits and get peoples opinions, I’m using you lot instead. genuine opinions please. of the suit, not my face or bed hair
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3 years
baby Greenaway. arriving 24th October.
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10 months
the week after payday is my favourite ever week. spend £50 on cheese? Don’t mind if i do.
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8 months
just told my manager to fuck off and walked out of work.
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2 years
@AVFCFaithful_ Don’t think Coutinho should start, he comes off the bench, looks great and then starts and disappears. Don’t want Duran being started too early either, think he still needs to get used to the Premier League. Completely agree with Moreno though.
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3 years
a customer baked me a cake for Christmas ❤️
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9 months
my favourite.
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3 years
@footyloversmith @bjblyth @fullofflavour @EdneyWayne @rickygervais I don’t think the 2 year old really gave a shit, tbf. Parents more bothered about not having a new profile picture to show off meeting him 😅
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2 years
‘tis the season 🎄
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8 months
What happened to Gillette Soccer Saturday? Absolutely awful pundits, an even worse presenter. Sad demise.
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11 months
do you ever have a shift where you question every life decision you’ve made to get you to this point? 😬
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2 years
@doubterofvibes @JeffStump3 I’ve watched it for around 10 years and don’t remember many as annoying as him.
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2 years
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2 years
sometimes I just sit and stare and feel so incredibly lucky. after 5 years, 4 miscarriages and basically told we’d be unlikely to ever have a baby, here we are. 12 weeks on.
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7 months
my bank account is dangerously close to start an only fans territory
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Sam
4 years
another resolution is I’m going to get better at messaging people back. forever feeling lonely because I don’t talk to anyone anymore and then when people do make the effort I forget to reply.
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11 months
dancing around the living room singing Christmas songs with Seth dressed as a pumpkin. is this happiness?
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2 years
Sorry if i start boring everyone but I can’t get over how perfect he is.
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2 years
@Jamie_ORourke @MrChrisChopping @SoozUK Angry white people hate being told what to do.
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1 year
@acjimbo @footballontnt Didn’t realise Aunty Donna worked on TNT
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3 years
As the first 1st wedding anniversary is paper, can anyone recommend an artist I could get to draw one of my wedding photos? thanks! (Please RT or something if you don’t personally know anyone) 😊
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6 months
how did something so beautiful come from me?
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4 years
if you say ‘I’m not racist but...’ You’re racist.
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2 years
I’m actually in love already. can’t wait to meet you ❤️
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2 years
absolutely fuck twitter and the way that people can make repeated fake accounts with no repercussions.
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3 years
‘Rock and roll never dies’ he says after winning a pop competition #Eurovision
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3 years
the same people who buy Ladbabys new single because profits go to a food bank that is only needed because the people they vote for made it this way.
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4 years
@MegRecovers @CharlesJohnDaw2 @artsngrafts I don’t think he really understands why he was responded to like he was. But to call Megz out for not being empathetic enough is absurd. How does he not realise that jumping on someone’s status to make it all about himself is not the right way to go about it
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2 years
beef Sunday roast. literally nothing better.
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2 years
how can I moan about no sleep when I have this beaut as company?
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4 years
skiving out the back at work. like this and I’ll write something nice about you or something
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4 years
trees up.
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3 years
Smug shit. #NewProfilePic
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2 years
I am absolutely in love with the world on @Lake_The_Game , please tell me there’s DLC coming
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2 years
Hohoho Merry March.
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2 years
#NewProfilePic my family ❤️
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11 months
@amazonmusic Have prime, try to listen to a podcast and it says I need to upgrade to unlimited?
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9 months
@SoVeryBritish I never touch the foil, I flip the butter upside down and poke a hole underneath
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2 years
James Blunt doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets.
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4 years
@artsngrafts What a waste of their time and yours. You’d think they’d have it in the job advert. Hopefully something else within the NHS will come about soon 😊
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8 months
Slept in the single bed with Seth last night to give Hol a night off from having to sleep with him. He head butted me 6 times, slapped me in the face 4 times, kicked me in the chest 6 times. Don’t recommend.
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2 years
I’ve always hated photos of myself, look absolutely awful but Seth being in them makes me not mind so much.
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2 years
How has it been 12 weeks of being your dad?
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3 years
@ThegoatTyzz @AVFCOfficial It’s really weird how obsessed you are with Villa.
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10 months
free Indian with work. life is great.
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1 year
@Jriley_AFC @FCGems_ You paid nearly double to play a game a week earlier than general release? 💀 🤣
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