harley mayfield @breadwitchery Twitter profile

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harley mayfield

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4 years

if someone's an anxious apologiser, instead of saying "stop saying sorry", it's so much kinder to say "you have nothing to apologise for". it's not commanding. it's comforting.

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: asking “can i kiss you” DOES NOT ruin the moment it’s actually incredibly hot

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2 years

i called dungeons & dragons "d&d" in a tweet so a guy decided to correct me: it's D&D. capital D. thank goodness there's REAL FANS to tell me these things! unrelatedly, wizards of the coast has worked with me six times

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3 years

the amount of people mocking the sex workers who will lose their livelihoods due to onlyfans banning explicit content is disgusting. i can't imagine being such a callous human being and thinking it's cool.

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4 years

"men and women can't be friends because the sex part gets in the way" so do bisexual people just have no friends or

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5 years

being a girl and going to bars with guy friends is a disorienting experience (sadly based off an actual conversation)

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5 years

why is the canada goose such an aggressive creature if it has canada in the name? well, at birth, each canadian is assigned a goose, which grows with them and absorbs all their rage,

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4 years

"not all cops" you're right, connor from detroit: become human would never do this

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3 years

yes, streaming hogwarts legacy will empower jk rowling. yes, even if you fundraise while doing it. you're platforming the intellectual property of harry potter, which is where jkr gets her cultural capital. if you denounce jkr, please be consistent and don't promote her stuff.

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4 years

SEEING GAY PEOPLE ON TELEVISION WILL NOT MAKE YOUR CHILD GAY!!!! watching "the mummy" will make your child gay

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3 years

i'm still LIVID i was told repeatedly by medical staff that IUD insertion would be just "slightly uncomfortable" and i'd then have "minor cramps for a few days". the procedure was agony and i've been in pain for weeks. reproductive healthcare for ppl w/ vaginas is a joke.

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2 years

MY VISA FOR CANADA JUST GOT APPROVED!!!!! I'M OFFICIALLY MOVING THERE!! 😭 🎉

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3 years

not sure why the villagers of stardew valley judge me for dumpster diving but not for my damp, heaving backpack full of dead fish

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4 years

I GOT AN ADHD DIAGNOSIS!! ✨ I'M 25 AND I FINALLY GOT DIAGNOSED 😭💞

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5 years

it's okay to have a crush on a streamer. streamers are people. some of them are hella cute people! crushes on people happen. it becomes not okay when you expect unreasonable things of the streamer, or say things that are inappropriate or otherwise make them uncomfortable.

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3 years

as we know, it's impossible to discover anything in the notoriously empty game elden ring. there's no way my puny girl brain thought to complete the questline given by *checks notes* the first NPC you speak to

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3 years

i knew that in fable 1 divorce is considered more Evil than killing your spouse. what i didn't know is that murder is 14 evil points while divorce is SIX HUNDRED EVIL POINTS

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4 years

the most violent act in game dev is stardew valley asking what your favourite thing is, and then the game saying "oh, this tastes like [favourite thing]!" when you eat a certain food. they KNEW what they were doing. they knew i'd say cock

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4 years

"oh so men can't even TALK to women now" i personally know plenty of men who have never been repeatedly accused of sexual assault, actually, seems like it's not that hard, i dunno

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2 years

"your boos mean nothing, i've seen what makes you cheer" slaps way too hard for a quote from RICK AND MORTY

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5 years

a troll asked me to pop a tit out on stream and i was MORE than happy to oblige

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3 years

saying "oh you'll love this bit coming up" or "oh i can't wait to see how you react to this next part" during streamers' first playthroughs of games really ruins the tension for us. please don't.

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4 years

I GOT MY FIRST EVER UNSOLICITED DICK PIC!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN STREAMING FOR THREE YEARS AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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3 years

SO MANY ppl telling me to "get a real job" or assuming i'm an affected creator bc i'm a woman. i'm a community director at a tech company. i'm not a sex worker, i never have been. i just have empathy for other human beings. you should try it!

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3 years

i wish the man who held my arm and asked for my number while we were alone on a bus for an hour a very jail

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2 years

@negaoryx deleting ur # from my phone as we speak

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5 years

me talking about a female crush: she’s SO gorgeous & out of my league but.. i just can’t help these feelings, she’s a goddess me talking about a male crush: stupid trash raccoon man. i hate looking at his dumb face. why do i care. look at that smile. IDIOT

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4 years

just because someone isn't public about their sexuality, that doesn't mean they're straight. people don't owe their followers insight into every single part of themselves.

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3 years

@MNateShyamalan albus stonewall

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4 years

oh my god, my insulting bigoted comment was a JOKE. clearly you can't take a JOKE. YES the joke reflects my actual beliefs and YES i was trying to affirm said beliefs and then try to make you look overly sensitive if you took issue with it but it was a JOKE

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4 years

male rappers: i love her fat ass everyone: nice women rappers: i love my fat ass everyone: hold up

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4 years

i just resigned. i'm officially a fulltime streamer. here we go 🥴

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3 years

i banned + blocked a regular for being inappropriate. months later he sent me a bday email. months later sent me $ when i tweeted abt a broken pc. and MONTHS LATER HE HAS BEEN SUBBED TO MY FANHOUSE, VIEWING MY SHIT, CHATTING TO ME, WELL AWARE I WOULDN'T HAVE CONSENTED IF I KNEW

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5 years

THEY CALLED ME 2 HOURS AFTER MY INTERVIEW — I GOT THE COOL WELLPAYING JOB!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

once upon a time i dated a streamer who told me to stop telling them when i was happy about my content. they admitted that me doing well made them jealous. last week i got invited to the gaming BAFTAs 😊

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4 years

"every female is gonna cosplay wanda for halloween now 🙄" AS THEY SHOULD!!! GOOD FOR THEM!! i LOOK FORWARD TO IT

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4 years

Ashnichrist (creator of Stream Coach Academy) manipulated her way to Twitch partnership, ghosts clients, and gaslights people who disagree with her. Please reconsider your support of her and her business.

talking about ashnichrist for an embarrassingly long time

This is coming from the perspective of somebody who was entrenched in Ashni’s community when she first started her stream coaching business (I think this was about 2/3 years ago). Currently, I stream...

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2 years

flirting with someone who has ADHD is literally so easy. just ask to play powerwash simulator with them

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3 years

why does everything from the metaverse look like this

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5 years

yeah it's fair to unfollow a famous egirl for having a boyfriend. dude if she was single you'd totally have a shot man you were next in line :/

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3 years

the canadian government approved my entry, so i get to fly out on the 2nd!! 😭 I GET TO FINALLY SEE MY PARTNER AFTER SIX MONTHS 😭 W

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3 years

i swear to god a man could shoot me without reason and when i screamed i'd been shot people would be like "well, hang on, let's hear both sides of the story"

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4 years

"i'm a sokovian fortune teller." ✨

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4 years

if you're a man and feel that you can't speak up about abuse committed to you because it doesn't fit in with the movement, i promise you it does. you deserve solidarity and support. the enemy is abuse.

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2 years

"adhd is only considered a disability bc you don't fit into capitalist ideals of productivity!!" without my meds i do not shower

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4 years

"i play video games to escape and relax" i say, right before queuing as support

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4 years

... i should call him

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3 years

i'm developing a new philosophy that blocking everyone who is even slightly rude to you is a great idea. nobody on this hellsite exists unless they're neutral or kind to you. pioneer social media solipsism. echo chambers are sometimes good actually

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@breadwitchery

5 years

i have one single criticism for twitter users

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4 years

as a nonbinary person who fluxes between agender and woman, i'm okay with the term womxn being used for me personally. but don't say "the term womxn means trans women are included! :)", because a trans woman is a WOMAN. we've talked about this, y'all, come on.

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5 years

new person in chat: hey baby female streamers:

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3 years

my boyfriend eats his cereal without milk and naps in jeans i do not feel safe with this man

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3 years

"you don't know how hard it is being a woman, looking the way i do." 🐰💄

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4 years

stop recording homeless ppl when you give them money 2k21

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4 years

i am once again being attacked for wanting someone to raw me until my pussy is the size of the eurostar tunnel

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3 years

the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for asexual AND aromantic! please don't forget your pals on the aro spectrum💚🤍🖤

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4 years

"i hate when streamers pick up their phone during stream" i have given you my undivided attention for four hours straight i'm gonna text my friend back

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3 years

omg ppl on tiktok are so intrigued by lady dimitrescu's grief over her daughters that they're sincerely saying ethan is the real villain for attacking them?? THEY TORTURED THEIR SERVANTS AND STRUNG ETHAN UP ON MEAT HOOKS I —

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2 years

i will never comprehend that in american restaurants and bars, your server TAKES YOUR CREDIT CARD OUT OF SIGHT and you just TRUST THEM TO CHARGE THE RIGHT AMOUNT?????

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3 years

so no dragon age?

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4 years

trans rights, say it back 💙💖🤍

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5 years

i woke up & this BLEW UP wtf you all have great taste. if you’d like to follow me that’d be lovely but as far as promo please consider donating to help the aussie bushfires, my homeland is burning ❤️

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3 years

an elden ring wall had "hidden path ahead" written in front of it AND IT ACTUALLY WAS A HIDDEN PATH??????

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4 years

none of my traumas "made me strong". not a single one of them. i made myself strong.

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4 years

MY BLOOD REPORT CAME BACK SATISFACTORY SO I DON'T HAVE LYMPHOMA OR LEUKAEMIA LIKE MY DOC THOUGHT ✨🌟✨🌟✨ PHEW

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5 years

@konvikttv breaking news: body parts move when the rest of the body does.

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3 years

eyeing up my husband's fortune 🎻💳🥂

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3 years

sleep well 🖤

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5 years

twitter please back me up on this, my chat is bullying me. the fox from disney’s robin hood is hot right like i’m not crazy ROBIN HOOD THE FOX IS HOT THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM

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3 years

dark souls is often used as an example as to why video games shouldn't have accessibility options. idk if these people realise that if you think dark souls' difficulty is the most interesting thing about it, you're doing an incredibly well-made game a disservice.

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4 years

i didn't realise i had to say this but — i live in ENGLAND, where the government has a priority list by age & vulnerability. it's my turn on that list, everyone more vulnerable than me has had their turn. please don't angrily dm me judging me by america's vaccination standards.

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4 years

I AM THE GOTH GF NOW 🖤😎

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2 years

"don't ever call me doll." 🐇💫

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3 years

i should go. 💫

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2 years

right after i got in my uber, he asked me if i was tired. i said nope! five minutes later he said, "are you tired? bit sleepy?" i said no, not at all, it's 5pm. some time passes and then: "it'll be 15 more minutes, you can nap for 15 minutes, take a nap." 🤠??????

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4 years

now that i'm apparently a blowjob twitter i want to remind y'all that if someone's giving you the gluck deluxe and you push down on their head, they have every right to go hungry hungry hippo on you. they should bite the damn thing off. don't you dare

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4 years

flirting tips with harley ❤️🔪

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3 years

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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4 years

@jasminericegirl WAIT I WANNA DO THIS SO BAD

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3 years

how did hasan get banned for the word "cracker" but top streamers can drop the r slur no problem

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4 years

"if we raise minimum wage to match inflation, it'll match the existing salary for teachers, and THEY require a degree for their job!!" so you agree. teachers are underpaid

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4 years

i decided to treat myself to a delivery pizza and it just arrived and i ....

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3 years

"armpit hair on women is unhygienic!!!" ... are you not washing your underarms?

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2 years

by 30 you should have turned 30. that's about it

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3 years

the single diagnostic criteria for adhd is how many half-empty drinks are littered around your room

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3 years

hey 🖤

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3 years

sometimes i think about how my first dnd game was full of amateur players & the DM accidentally gave us TWO bags of holding at low lvl. once we realised we had 2, our bard cheerily went “i put one bag inside the other!” and the DM went “no you do not.” in a dangerously low voice

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3 years

hi there 💜✨

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2 years

scoops ahoy, america's favorite place to cool down 🍦 #TwitchConEU

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4 years

trans streamers: can we have a tag? twitch: no, you'd get bullied trans streamers: wait, wouldn't you have things in place to help us deal with hara- twitch: next question

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5 years

complaints against twitch are valid & i support many of them. but if you're piggybacking on #TwitchOverParty to spout your "wahh females with no talent & their tits out dancing for money" bullshit, wipe the hot cheeto dust off your hands & learn some critical thinking skills

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4 years

i just found out that when an animal hibernates it doesn't sleep the whole time. i thought they - i thought they just slept through -

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4 years

why does this vibrator look like....

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4 years

i cannot get my head around marvel fans who are angry at ppl for only getting into marvel just now because of wandavision. ... shouldn't you just be happy that more people are interested in your interest

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"once you've been touched by poison ivy, you can never get rid of her." 🌿🖤