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Disillusioned, fuck the Tories, haway the lads

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Joined March 2011
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8 months
@tomhfh You go and do a minimum wage job in central London for a year Tom then come back and talk down to people
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2 years
@transscribe We are desperately looking for evidence to support our bigoted positions but we canโ€™t find any
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@WillBlakely3 @1819News Hilarious that a country that has made persecuting black people one of its primary purposes for centuries getting faux offended by this.
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3 years
@JamesCleverly What the hell is this? You're a minister of state James. Have some self respect
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@LauraPidcock It's bullshit. His father doesn't own Houghall Woods. The woodland trust does. It's crisscrossed with public rights of way. He should not have been there when he should have been quarantined. He was putting people in Durham at risk when he should have been in London
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Oh really. Aren't you the one who wanted every MP attending in person a couple of months ago? I smell a rat
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2 years
@hatterscrypto @RyanDilks1 Youโ€™re a crypto bro so your opinion on what has and has not got out of hand is irrelevant
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@CharlieWWFC37 @Morgangibbs27 Nice present for his son. With the proceeds from eBay maybe
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@JonathonGallo @RKRigney It's not even a casino because it's not based on an actual win/lose position, it's just all game theory
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@NUFC The fully sportswashed edition
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@sspencerukk Shakira is 45 the new girl is 23. Heโ€™s thinking of the future
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@MrHarryCole Man opposes death penalty doesn't have the shock value you're hoping for. Man with indoor swimming pool wants to cut welfare to fund tax cuts says a lot more about values don't you think
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@susie_dent Susie Dent, trolling the government one word at a time
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@ThankElon @RockwallBlue @brent_yager @historyinmemes Not sending young men to die in eastern Ukraine might help with birth rates
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@LowerTiers McClean with his usual disrespect of remembrance tributes no doubt. The guy causes bother wherever he goes winding up fans then plays the victim
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@WBA @SpreadexSport Steve Bruce is like the football manager equivalent of brexit. You know heโ€™s absolutely just going to fuck your club but the media wonโ€™t ever say a bad word
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@MrMatthewTodd Whatโ€™s the point in working hard when you wonโ€™t be able to afford your own home or to be able to have a child. The system has been broken in favour of the old and rich and young peopleโ€™s aspirations have been taken away
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@Lucywwatson To quote Jack Dee, "there's a reason buses are full of old people, they're the only ones who know where any of them go". Google maps public transit has transformed bus travel. Even I can do it now
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@Goattlyyreal @piersmorgan @Cristiano Now he's actually made his Saudi team worse than before
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@implausibleblog Oakeshott and Bruce both cutting out the tough questions. I canโ€™t stand Oakeshott but Bruce is worse. Sheโ€™s like a Tory plant and she always shuts down the talk when the tories are about to get whipped
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@TLF_MUGA As a Sunderland fan Amadโ€™s performances since he joined us are getting stronger and sharper every week as his stats will show. When Ross Stewart returns from injury I think it will be fascinating to see how they link up. Heโ€™s quality
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@FootyAccums Back when City were a real club.
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@Pass95Pass @HLTCO Youโ€™re an Arsenal fan from Suffolk. You clearly donโ€™t get it
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3 years
@DaftLimmy I'm reminded of Sean Lock here being asked about a memorial for Thatcher. Dont care really, the main thing is she's dead, that is what matters
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4 years
@hideawaybooks @GNev2 Unless you live in one of those countries where they have of course
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2 years
@IsabelOakeshott The Daily Mail is the biggest hate rag in the history of hate and division. Itโ€™s impossible to smear it. Itโ€™s toxic
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@talkSPORT He should be getting a 3 year contract heโ€™s done an outstanding job not one Sunderland supporter wants him to leave
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@brownstone1892 lol this aged like a fine wine
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@BorisJohnson They must be really grateful you've repaid them with a below inflation pay rise and a national insurance hike.
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4 years
@JohnJCrace The only truth is that this cabal has caused untold damage to our country. The cost in lives, lost opportunity, financial destruction and the billions given to cronies is a dark passage in our history
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4 years
@campbellclaret @adamboultonSKY "Do you listen to yourself and ask yourself does anybody believe what I'm saying?" I'm not an Adam Boulton fan but that's class
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@secondtierpod If heโ€™d had the season heโ€™s had in Portugal having never played in the Championship top clubs would be lining up to sign him for 80+ million but for some reason having played for Coventry seems to be a negative
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@therecount @Acosta Trump thinks we are all stupid. This play was so telegraphed if it was on the football field it would be an interception ran back for a touchdown
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@Steven_Swinford @MrHarryCole @SamCoatesSky Meanwhile councils are going bust and healthcare is collapsing. Whatโ€™s the point of having an extra tenner if we live in a lawless dystopia
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@SpillerOfTea This is what the Daily Mail does, it punches down and down and down and the idiots who buy the hate don't realise they are the fools being punched down on
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@MartinRemains Braverman and Carrie Johnson look visibly uncomfortable and Coffey is obviously mindful of the cameraa and trying to move out of his field of view. He looks like he's off his face. Not the first chancellor to sit looking like they'd done a bag of speed (Osborne) but embarrassing
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@PhilipGrainger Vodafone park. I remember when Turkish football used to sound intimidating
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@hubfootballuk The one in the picture is Jack Clarke and he definitely can. Steve Claridge used to have famously low socks
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3 years
@CasparSalmon @Simon_Vessey Yes you read heartwarming stories like that and realise it's just about talent in this country and being posh and going to the right schools is irrelevant to your life chances
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@FlorenceHRScott So welsh people naming things in welsh is woke now? You have to hand it to the Mail they are always finding things to be angry about that arenโ€™t the things we should be angry about
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@FootyAccums Bizarre decision. Stuart Broad has had a truly extraordinary career and came second. Not really sure what Earps has achieved that trumps him
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@calvinrobinson This situation was clearly engineered, if I turned up to an event wearing Lederhosen then acted offended if someone asked me if I was German people would laugh at me but this situation isnโ€™t far removed from that
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@piersmorgan Piers I thought you were the voice of the people who spoke truth to power? You sound like another Tory client journalist
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@safcking @FBAwayDays Itโ€™s exactly like that and itโ€™s pathetic. Imagine travelling to Qatar; the most god forsaken place on earth to support anybody playing against your neighbour
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@AfcGabeast Ronaldo claiming that goal Bruno Fernandes scored was pretty special
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@FBAwayDays Rangers are the worst fans in Britain
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@FAspokesperson @LutonTown @premierleague @EFL Straight into this but still nothing about Man Cityโ€™s 115 charges
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@SkyFootball Why is it that EFL keeps hammering clubs like Barnsley and Derby and Reading but Man City and Newcastle can do what the f**k they like without repercussions? But Ivan Toney gets an 8 month ban in the Prem and it would have been 3 in the EFL? Sort it out
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@TheIDSmiths This bloke pushed himself in Corbyns face haranguing him the whole time then runs off crying when he pushes him away. It's embarrassing man. It's like when footballers go down like they've been shot when someone trying touches them
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@Ferdinand641 @Peston Public sector workers are the public. They aren't the reason this country is on its knees it's the endless asset stripping and profiteering
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@DukeOfErat @NoContextBrits Donโ€™t jump queues. Donโ€™t make eye contact with strangers on the tube. Wait your turn at the bar, the barman knows whoโ€™s next
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@stokehub It certainly wonโ€™t have been postponed due to the numbers trying to get through the turnstiles
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@DougChapmanSNP @afneil Scotland can currently afford to fund things because it gets a greater proportion of government funding per person than any other part of the UK. Because of the devolution settlement. If you leave, you will be on the bones of your arse
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@bbclaurak "sources". You have to stop doing this. It's not journalism. Get it on record or don't report it
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@JamesCleverly James we haven't moved on from starving kids yet mate so really do not try to claim any high ground
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@psybertron @wodka85 @GodzillaKong99 @davidmccrave @unfortunatalie @GSpellchecker We've been drinking ale in Europe since before the US existed so to claim that the craft beer 'movement' is an American invention is pushing it a little. More accurate to say Americans have 'joined in' perhaps?
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@NUFC @Sela Sportswashing at its finest.
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@WeahsCousin In my day the fullbacks had scurvy
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@Rolo_Tamasi @tomhfh The million vacancies will be predominantly minimum wage or close which is why nobody wants them. If you receive housing benefit you cannot exist on min wage
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@GlennKesslerWP The US needs three reforms. Firstly an end to the ludicrous electoral college. Secondly, one election system nationwide for federal elections, which means all early and mail in votes are tallied prior to election day and 3 the senate reflecting the population of the country.
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@FBAwayDays They will do what they want in League 1 next season
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@secondtierpod At this point even Iโ€™m not laughing any more. The club needs to be sold
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@SkyNews Where are they supposed to go he's already levelled everything else
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@SunderlandAFC @dg_ballard Our season has really turned to absolute calamity since the New Year hasnโ€™t it. Itโ€™s a good job we got the points on the board early
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@PaulSres @GuidoFawkes Are you watching a different election? All I see is a load of bad loser crybabies threatening to sue because when they'd counted some of the votes they were winning but when they counted them all they lost
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@JollyRoger1710 @_The72 Heโ€™s got a point about Stoke though. It is a dump
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@OwenJones84 It's hilarious that because Johnny Mercer was in the army he's supposed to command our respect. Hitler was in the army too.
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@secondtierpod @FabrizioRomano Shut up. Mowbray isn't going anywhere
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@jrc1921 @PraxisCast Different political scale because it's the Tories, or because it's Muslims. Institutional racism is right Laura
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@Iromg @Keir_Starmer You do understand that when the post office brought private prosecutions that was nothing to do with the DPP? Of course you do
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@becboynton The biggest question of all is why has nobody who participated in Epstein parties been brought to justice. Russell Brand feels like very low hanging fruit
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@_The72 I think the joke is that 9000 went to the cup match but all stayed at home today
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@alexnunns Because Zarah is a socialist and he will do all he can to deselect her before the next election. She's one of the few voices in Parliament actually talking about what real people need government to deliver and she's been treated abysmally just because she's a socialist
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@carolecadwalla @margarethodge This is about control. Ban anonymity so you can get people who call you out sacked. Margaret Hodge is not a friend of democracy but you mustn't challenge her or it will be AS
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@bbcnickrobinson Not Dorries. She will go down on her man I mean with her man
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@MD1908__ I think itโ€™s because Sunderland are massive
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@Gill03696412 @JohnJCrace So true. They are so caught up in the soap opera they forget their job. Real journalism has been replaced by compiling tweets and texts
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@MaXFalstein @NadineDorries They all have utter contempt for the electorate. We have had three prime ministers since 2019 and only elected one of them and now we have as our most senior diplomat a man nobody voted for and nobody would vote for in a by election. The whole corrupt cabal needs flushing
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@bbcnewcastle Whoever signed this off needs to be sacked and this needs to be removed before Saturday. This is unacceptable
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1 year
@AdamP1242 Beyonce 29th on Spotify listeners list, Pink 89th, Sam Fender isnโ€™t in the top 2500
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@calvinrobinson @markaustintv YOU ARENT A REAL VICAR. STOP COSPLAYING
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@RicHolden @pritipatel Richard, this isn't the first time she's been accused of bullying though. If a local authority manager did what she has purportedly done, they would be sacked. Why shouldn't she be sacked? It's not about her background, it's about her behaviour
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@Michael15303255 @htafc Sunderland missing 5 first choice players and we battered you. Doesnโ€™t look good boys
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@JohnJCrace Wow when Jeremy Hunt seems to care you know you're in deep doo doo
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@Anna_Soubry @LeeAndersonMP_ Ex miner in an ex council house. Voting Tory. Like turkeys and proverbial Christmas
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@KirstieMAllsopp *WE* didn't fail. THE TORY GOVERNMENT FAILED. let's be very clear about that
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@matt_scrafton McClean goes looking for this type of aggro. The guy hates England and the English, never misses the opportunity to say so and wonders why he gets abuse playing in the EFL.
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@TheWALTPodcast @RBarkley8 @JHenderson Southgate continuing to pick Kalvin Phillips when he has barely kicked a ball in 2 years says everything you need to know about Southgate. Playing for England should be about form at the top level but Southgate picks his favourites whether they play or not
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@RuleBrexitannia @GMB an account with the word brexit in it decides the black woman is in the wrong. Never saw that coming did we
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@SAFC193773 Why do mags have to wear their tops every single moment of their lives itโ€™s sad man
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@JasonKatamba @Football__Tweet Nobody could care less what you think
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@SkyFootball Love this group of lads. Today was an absolute bonus game, all the pundits wrote us off and with one for defender weโ€™ve played like that against a team of giants
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@cymrurouge Imagine poor Keir having got on his knees, sold out the Labour party's princples, turned a blind eye to genocide and ethnic cleansing and done the zionists bidding at every step finally realising they had no intention of ever letting him win anyway
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@stokecity Technically he was still employed by SAFC yesterday but he didnโ€™t turn in for work. Heโ€™s a wrongun
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@AdamMKDFC AFC Wimbledon treating Franchise FC with the contempt they deserve.
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@_Hazpilicueta This is what Coventry fans are like when they get 30k in
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@_ben_goodwin_ So your argument is that we arenโ€™t a massive club even though we get massive crowds and you donโ€™t. But you would if there werenโ€™t so many other teams about. Which brings us back to we get massive crowds and you donโ€™t.
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