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they're finally killing me tomorrow | @geckoslimes is for chewing 🦴 | alt: @doggirlbrainrot

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keep liking my tweets, we gon end up like this *picture of a wet writhing mass. it's covered in innumerable appendages you don't have the names for. what you see on your screen is not explainable by human words. yet somehow you're able to intuit that it's deeply pained*
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I fucking love Dungeon MESHI concept art, the charts of how characters look different if they were other races, the exploration of many body types it's just a great show of how much you can design in a character to make them unique
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presenting this with no comment
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my parents found me crash-landed on earth like this 23 years ago
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had to wait to get to my computer to post this. a few minutes after tweeting that, my phone became completely inoperable. this is how my phone broke. every time i turn it on its THIS image and i cant do anything about it anymore
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just took the my phone out ufmy pocket ad the screen is completely fucking destroyed lmaonnn
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plant versus zombise
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Sumerian and Hittite Language (Hasan Türk)
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Egypt
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sometimes your tweets reach really specific guys
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how are people supposed to guess my barely disguised fetishes if my likes tab is hidden
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i went here and everyone knew & cherished you
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$4.20 transgender dog cookies
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new "me n who" gif discovered
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found a wallet on the ground and the first thing i find out about this guy is that he's one of criss angel's ULTIMATE LOYALFREAKS
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"where should I start with ____?" release order. Release order. When has it ever not been release order. How is this a hard question. Please.
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me: my gf broke up with me, my life is over :( my sexy 6'8" anthro dog dudebro roommate: hey man that sucks lmao. wanna crack open a white paw with me and talk about it...? me: I don't wanna do gay stuff with you right now, James Barkley :( him: haha sorry thought I'd offer
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our first cutter president
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Biden-Harris HQ
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Trump: I have wounds all over my body. If I took this shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person but you’d see wounds all over me. I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever
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pride flag for gay autistic dogs that piss a lot do you all hate it
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cant believe this is happening. abolish the senate. they dont know a damn thing about this country. bunch of out-of-touch idiots.
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this is the equivalent of spotify hurling a homophonic slur at me what is going on
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my partner, scarred & dirty, returning from the barren and scorched surface after an unsuccessful supply run: YOU WHAT???? me in my princess bed, watching cartoons, having just drank all 500 gallons of our clean water supply: my tummy huwts (>_<)
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yeah, you can say I diy
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2 years
@uxiedust reminds me of her
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me if im being completely honest
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@YOURFRIENDSYLPH "she girled so hard the cissies were jelly of her banter" no way this sentence isnt supposed to piss people off. the 16-year old girl was BRUTALLY murdered like a WEEK ago.
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Goon of Fortune. Wheel of Goon.
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does this guy search the word "heartbeat" on here every day .
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"which metal gear solid should I start first" hideo kojima wasn't making mgs1 with the thought "I sure hope people can enjoy my video game after playing the third and fourth one in twenty years" start with 1 dude. They are fucking Numbered.
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@PuppyModr honestly i dont think they even go an inch down. feet are floating in the water fr
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if i allowed my brain to visualize a beefy middle-aged lesbian with scars my consciousness would fade and i would find myself naked in a field 24 hours lat
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yellow paint? seriously?? uughh this completely breaks my immersion... it's like whoever designed this street has no faith in the average driver at all... I don't need my fucking hand held
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@fatboyjohnyy @appuntito160 this tumblr thread would be incomprehensible to someone 15 years ago
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one night here will change a woman.
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@boygrrI ah. yeah, that thing i always hear about vtubers doing
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helllllll yeahh brother
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who up playing Goon Games
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the australians were hiding this from us
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@postaldudesocks "postal dude feeder", i didnt expect this question from you (bottom of 3, maybe top of 4)
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oougghg.. cann i ha ve a towwel
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youve GOT to pull up to the function bro, theyre kin assigning everyone my little pony characters and we havent found a good fluttershy yet
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"what about fallout/smt/persona/final fantasy/tales/star ocean/etcetcetc" SORRY this is more what I meant.
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the rule is: connected narrative series: release order anthologies: ask the fans
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there's a finite amount of times you can joke about feet or piss or cuck stuff before you're just kind of into it
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just a full list of my interactions. if u were wondering. if u even care.
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experiments at The Lab are finally yielding results.... what do we think 😈
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funny context behind this picture is that I took it in front of my brand-new neighbors while they were grilling. I walked out there, threw a bra, my underwear, and a pair of pants in the grass, rubbed mud and fake blood on myself, and took this in front of my speechless neighbors
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i think about her every single day
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@boygrrll "gangster rap" chronically white
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"fapping" really is the worst word for it ever
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@SpungleMoth im not getting in a "who can have the most repulsive kink" competition i just feel like every fourth guy on the internet has a feet thing. it aint that crazy, yet some people act like its one of the weirdest things Ever
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@justsomeguyloI the chicken and broccoli look like they were so gingerly placed on top of the already cooked pizza
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@ImSpencer__ o no yea we DEF have wine bags and boxes and shit but we don't call them that LMAO
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i was born for that death grips pit 2nite
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after my many years of praying they finally made a tea that fucks you
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@holo_toro body odor. people say "musk" a lot i just think the word is a little corny
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@suki_girl_ I was standing on the edge and I'm glad I checked twitter one last time. This image saved me
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just took the my phone out ufmy pocket ad the screen is completely fucking destroyed lmaonnn
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@ZJemptv @PhoenixGirlRed they talk about hrt medications like fucking cocaine
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yo, ground Bork for $3.50?
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my work put in a goddamn gender-neutral restroom. woke madness.
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@BornAnime_N101 she looks good :(
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@ethereal_twink yea, this is fair. i was frustrated with this being asked specifically about metal gear solid and then made the tweet really general
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@SkinnyTuna Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg was peak
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@skirtsuitfan123 thanks skirtsuitfan
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hey *uglily eats the leftover chicken bones off of your plate* fuck you. I'm not like those cute soft puppy dogs from online. I'm a shithead muttdog. real piece of work. oh God I think I'mgonnahurl *throws up on your nice carpet* uggh. clean that up *mauls you* I've got worms btw
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hey babe. just calling to ask if you want the shit pill for boys or the shit pill for girls
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t4t is ethical chasing
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Enough. none of it. I'm hearing fucking none of it.
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*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me *sees a pic of
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please tell me this is a banger I need this
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haha..., uuhm. ,, uhh,, hahahahahha uuhhhh,h,,
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@girlcel_ it's what she deserves for being british
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sometimes it really is that easy
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you've gotta be a real piece of shit for someone to make custom stickers of you like this to tag all over town bro lmao
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@SkinnyTuna WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT WAS WRONG
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@b0tster dark magician girl is there too???
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i like the taste of this cooking
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how the hell does 51+49 not equal 100.....
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which is most fuckable?
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puppygirl THIS puppygirl THAT take this fucking hose you smell
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@AutumnIsTrying all ive ever wanted
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@shlormp2 @PuppyModr naahhh come on now im not a Foot Person but i feel like its one of those Normal weird ones. like you hear about every fourth dude on the internet has a feet thing
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@saltysauerkraut im not allowed to say
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they're picking u up like this on Dog twitter
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rt if ur up licking the salt block rn
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does anyone have $234.04 to spare im being sobserious please pleasr
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idk who needs to hear this but yay yaayyayayyyy yippeee!!! yayyy!! :D
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obama sucking dick: uhh let me be queer
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@KurkDude because that's the name of my smoking hot 6'8" anthro dog dudebro roommate? his parents named him that? I don't understand the question
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the putty that came in the cranium board game is in my top 3 scents of all time. shit smelled crazy weird and good, unlike anything else. i've been chasing that high since childhood. those who know, know
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, thats why I eat hot dog on toilet on company time
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shiiiiitttt hold uppp.....
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they should come out with a band that doesnt suck
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@ZhugeEX while we're at it we can ask capcom for dante vs bayo
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@poisonjr if someone got my ass this bad i would give up
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