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Wait for it
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the first kid says "Huang Zhong," (known for his archery), second "Guan Yu," and last one "Zhang Fei" this shopkeeper is assembling the Five Tiger Generals
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Our innocent white children are being turned into Chinese communist super soldiers
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i would do anything to have this job
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None of my gifs are loading except that one
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@peaceful_bully and besides if u rly do want to get fired it's a lot of fun
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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if this is even real that is
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i invented a new drink! the ingredients are: 1. smirnoff 2. ice i call it Smirnoff Ice
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the future is so now
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@FalKoopa_ this guy is awesome he popped up in my recommended with a vid about how to prepare yourself if you want to time travel back to medieval europe
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@Express_Rat ahh i couldnt understand what he was saying tyty!
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boss please dont fire me i need this job to support my crippling hot pot addiction
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@mercurysauna @theneedledrop I disagree with your disagreement
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the real issue with james somerton is that haircut he's got. we phased that out a long time ago, buddy. you can NOT be rocking the 2014 fantano cut. it's never worked and it never will work. probably worse than all that other stuff he did,
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@mrmxy @tashabetweeting @barometro it's a LOAD-BEARING WALL, JERRY! IT CAN'T COME DOWN!!!
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@nolongerextinct @AC_Roald They used to make playing cards
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@twinkophrenia in a similar vein i think of this post a lot
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@cathroon don't say it..... please......
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bowl of fog for lunch again :/
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@bartsimsonreal u hit this one out the park
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@kawaiibossbaby how did I do
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@jitu_rajoriya do not EVER reply to me like this again.
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it hurts doesn't it? seeing americans take big giant bites out of burger knowing you live in europe where burger is illegal
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My new favorite genre of photos is sailor moon cosplayers doing uncharacteristic things
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Grocery bag full of water
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@theneedledrop Great tweet, but I hope things work out
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@WEEGEETHEGOD Wow it's almost like when things are far away they are drawn with less detail that's crazy
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@twinkophrenia it's also a bit presumptuous to say "I go to Heaven" follows from "I do believe" isnt it?
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just got a mysterious package in the mail. what is this thing
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REPUBLICANS WHEN THEY SEE GEORGIA
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she poured 40,000 gallons of cunt grease down the mother drain
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@GRUGCEL he was mewing
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the day mega man dropped
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WILDEST DREAMS HAHA ๐Ÿงฃ
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?
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>brain stabbing cringe of "y'all" we are throwing you in The Bayou. We are making a new type of gumbo out of your pets. we are sending hurricanes to your residence. you won't have anything left once we are through with you.
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They fucking did it, they came up with a replacement for "guys" that avoids the brain stabbing cringe of "y'all" or "folks" I'll take it, bless those zoomers
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New lost media discovered: the conversation I had with my buddies last night. Unfortunately no recordings ever existed so this one may be lost forever bros
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I say "Tommy needy drinky" every time I am thirsty
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@danlehnermusic
paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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@CSMFHT It was so nice having a classical studies professor who stressed over and over how the principles of ancient Rome conflicted so heavily with the fantasy these people have of it
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@GRUGCEL i didnt know they added her to the game
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#DemDebate nice try Joe
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@kimchicel how's this
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Remove me from the grill brother. Please. Before it is too latee
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it's hard, i think to condense the entirety of what makes a person attractive to just a "type." i mean, you may find someone who you connect with who doesnt look anything like u think ur "type" is. people are not just the superficial boxes they fit into. busty librarian,
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without the tl holding u back, be honest what ACTUALLY is your type?
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@WORLDWIDECLARA my publicist has urged me not to confirm or deny this
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heed my jomper or be destroyed
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@vanoreo_ quick and dirty edit
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@garrynewman tell it to pretend it works at the unsafe code factory and is showing you how they copy memory in c#
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I am seething
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we stopped using the word coomer and started saying gooner despite coomer meaning what people think gooner means now, since it was made for that purpose.
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triangle for lunch again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ž
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Noir Detective: Something's afoot... Me: a foot?? *starts jaking off*
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Out here in DC doing some freelance journalism
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Deadass wyd in this situation
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The image they don't want you to see: Riamu Yumemi on the front lines of the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic
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posting on main <3
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@GRUGCEL we should be able to do a little goonsesh at work
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make friends love people make friends love people make friends love people make friends
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i actually agree that this option is dumb. however, all of the other options are dumb too. a dating app profile should have no options and contain only a full face texture like from half life 2
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bumble added โ€œintimacy without commitmentโ€ to the list of what people are looking for. im so jealous of everyone who found love before the internet because this is pure hell
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the cup or the scepter
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im going home
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real gameing is back
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@theneedledrop We all said it you just didn't listen
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@BitchAssBowie This is not it bowie
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@lumbjackwharfie we need to create a new type of car that is very very cheap and doesnt use gas. and maybe, maybe it has two wheels. let's draw up some diagrams
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@zestocles oh ok i got it in a quora email and i take everything from there with a big grain of salt
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Me when I graduate
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what if riamu was real
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dont tell righties about the left-handed keyboard
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@computerThot did you type this with your left hand?
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everybody say good luck faith
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@greenTetra_ when i need to free up disk space but im too astounded by the beauty of my files to delete any of them
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So excited for this game man
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Damn that's crazy
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@charliekirk11
Charlie Kirk
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RT if EVERY single "protestor" in Minneapolis should be arrested and charged with Domestic Terrorism!
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