michael @bovineflu Twitter profile

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michael

@bovineflu

5 months

the train station has a mystery vending machine where you can buy whatever is in the unclaimed packages from delivery lockers

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the story of gerry adams being interrogated is so funny to me

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@unclehaver this is 100% my kind of slot machine

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@Hezbolsonaro germans are well known for their strict views on property rights

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lmfao

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@AChillGhost freiburg hbf

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@soulkhan isn't it strange every german's grandfathers were either out of the country for 15 years or served under rommel

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@bovineflu

5 months

@flashman didn't check but i assume it's either priced by weight or dimension

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@bovineflu

7 months

i wish people in the west still understood the concept of shame on the internet

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@bovineflu

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@sausagehobbit yeah so what

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@bovineflu

1 year

britain is nearing the end of its life

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@bovineflu

9 months

it was AOC

turbo granny

@bigsnugga

9 months

somebody walked into a bodga this morning in new york and said aye u hear about them jewish niggas in the sewer

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11 months

eating a kilo of cheese before bed to trigger a lucid dream where i have a long term girlfriend

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@bovineflu

11 months

@MucahitTom maybe he was quoting a rap song

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@bovineflu

9 months

@AstuteCFO i love feeding off the buffet of takes

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@bovineflu

8 months

@wills_account im throwing my credit card at my screen to read this

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@bovineflu

11 months

@ItsBCJim rhodesian snl would be so awesome. racist celebrity jeopardy. racist lazy sunday. racist colin quinn

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@bovineflu

11 months

2000s america was a low point for books

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@bovineflu

10 months

@Hezbolsonaro some people just love the journey more than the destination

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@bovineflu

10 months

no it would be more like if all the american politicial parties were pro or anti central park 5, which in a sense they are

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10 months

The 1890s in France were fucking crazy. imagine like if the OJ trial got so big we made it our entire culture for TEN YEARS, including literally renaming our political parties to the "anti-OJs", "OJists", and "Racist League"

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3 months

@Hezbolsonaro if you can't find a job in this economy because of indians... skill issue

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1 year

@AstuteCFO wow i didn't know it gets hot and humid in the middle east thanks reddit

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@bovineflu

9 months

@CurtExplores half of the people standing there are probably just the old guys who like standing around looking at things

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10 months

@ItsBCJim yeah matt taibbi is great

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@bovineflu

1 year

the most insane fucking thing about brian mast is he named his daughter after madeleine mccann

Brandon Friedman

@BFriedmanDC

1 year

One of the most bizarre things I've ever seen in politics. Mast: ✖️is not a dual citizen ✖️is not Jewish ✖️never actually served in the IDF (he spent a month volunteering to support the IDF)

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7 months

what the fuck lol

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3 months

lmao

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@bovineflu

1 year

canada had two legal referendums on the matter. how many did india have for khalistan again? i forget

Baijayant Jay Panda

@PandaJay

1 year

In the spirit of friendship with Canada, we in India must consider facilitating an online referendum on the Quebec independence issue (in gratitude for their allowing Khalistani separatists to try the same on Canadian soil). Perhaps we should also offer Indian soil for the Quebec

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4 months

@Hezbolsonaro the UN is building drones to make it easier for their peacekeepers to traffic women and drugs

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michael

@bovineflu

10 months

@AHousefather @annamgainey @marcomendicino @BenCarrwpg interesting. what about the rise of islamophobia from pro-israel groups. seems concerning too

UBC Social Justice Centre

@SJC_UBC

11 months

Please read below regarding Hillel BC’s association with the dangerous, defamatory stickers that the SJC was falsely framed for.

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@bovineflu

7 months

@sausagehobbit leaving it up to others to judge

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@bovineflu

1 year

@CPAC_TV bro run that shit back

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10 months

@getfiscal i think it's pretty weird that one of the thinnest countries in europe would make a weight loss drug. highly suspicious

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@bovineflu

11 months

@getfiscal i would be the guy who puts on a drag show with other soldiers like in ww2

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michael

@bovineflu

3 months

americans are not allowed to make fun of north korea any more

Kenneth P. Vogel

@kenvogel

3 months

President Biden has more stamina than George Clooney, a Biden campaign official suggested, per @kaylatausche .

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@bovineflu

9 months

@jesawyer women don't ever want guys to have a good time

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@bovineflu

7 months

yeah jonathan glazer is the bad guy in all of this, for sure

מנחם קולדצקי

@nbjovsr88

7 months

תחפושת מקורית

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@bovineflu

6 months

@CADInnovators the fact that nobody normal has heard of these companies until this open letter shows that these ceos are quite bad at their jobs

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@bovineflu

5 months

@Hezbolsonaro insanely stupid community notes lol

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@bovineflu

5 months

@unclehaver one time i explained, in detail, the plot of every metal gear solid game in chronological order with my friend on a 4 hour long hike where it was just the two of us. basically i'm saying it's good i'm out of the country

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10 months

@ItsBCJim really sick of migrants coming here and displacing indigenous canadians like uhh aviv

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@bovineflu

6 months

@ItsBCJim i misread the first two sentences and thought they fell into a tunnel

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@bovineflu

7 months

@ItsBCJim yeah we're not some tiny nobody country! we have the president of a fake country on speed dial

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michael

@bovineflu

8 months

another victim of woke

AFP News Agency

@AFP

8 months

Japan's 'naked men' festival comes to an end. The thousand-year-old annual ritual was held for the last time this year as organising the festival has become too heavy a burden for the ageing local villagers

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@bovineflu

11 months

this is why actual asian people in asia think people like you are completely insane

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@ymmayer

11 months

whenever i go into a korean grocery store and see that they have japanese miso or dragon fruit or ube ice cream i am like.. omg how many white people came in here and terrorized them for not having this ingredient before they gave up and had to start selling other asian staples

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1 year

zizek gave a speech at the frankfurt book fair where he said completely normal things like it's wrong to cancel the prize to a palestinian author and people got mad at him. this is the one time zizek behaves himself and they're still angry. lol

Süddeutsche Zeitung

@SZ

1 year

Slavoj Žižek will bei der Eröffnung der Frankfurter Buchmesse den kühlen Analytiker geben – seine Aussagen zum Konflikt in Nahost lösen erregte Proteste aus. Der Branche stehen aufgewühlte Tage bevor. #SZPlus

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@bovineflu

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you can learn more in one hour with big dave than 4 years in university

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@bovineflu

11 months

@ItsBCJim i need my instacart person to be a 30something failed screenwriter with 10 spec scripts to their name

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@bovineflu

8 months

now this is a book premise

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@bovineflu

11 months

@Hezbolsonaro it's better to think of hersh as the clearinghouse for infighting in the deep state - anyone can just send him whatever and he'll publish it to make their opposing factions look bad

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@bovineflu

8 months

sometimes i wonder if there's a chinese francis fukuyama at the traffic and communications university of hubei or someplace who wrote their version of end of history but it's like we did it. muslims no longer hate us

Red-Green Alliance

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8 months

Chinese intelligence’s Middle East desk must be a sick job. You report to superiors that you’re gaining popularity and influence and also got an insurance discount. They they go what? How? We didn’t do anything, you hardly have a budget, and then you go hehe I’m just that good.

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@ItsBCJim they're gonna start putting canadian flags on their backpacks too

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@bovineflu

1 year

who would have guessed lmao

POLITICOEurope

@POLITICOEurope

1 year

OPINION: A lie can make it halfway around the world before the truth has even got its boots on. And the ongoing turmoil over Canada’s parliament recognizing former SS trooper Yaroslav Hunka highlights one of the most important reasons why.

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10 months

food professor just bust a nut seeing this

blogTO

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10 months

Galen Weston just warned all of Canada that grocery bills are going to spike 🙃 #GalenWeston #GroceryPrcies #Canada #Ontario

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@bovineflu

8 months

he's 81 which is proof that if you are asian cigarettes do not cause cancer

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Dudes rock

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@ItsBCJim lmao

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1 year

@ItsBCJim zelensky needs a ukrainian aipac to get back in the news

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4 months

mom called me and said my grandfather died today and they're already going to cremate him and throw his ashes into the yangtze river. can't believe those guys work on weekends in china

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@ItsBCJim i think that was the old name for their intro to english literature course before they changed it

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@bovineflu

6 months

i think that the most perfect car that has ever been made was and remains the volvo p1800 that roger moore drove in the saint (ignore the fact that his car's licence plate also acts as a warning to other people about his sexual hygiene)

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@bovineflu

9 months

this is what happens when nobody on your staff does drugs any more

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@RollingStone

9 months

need that new @taylorswift13 expeditiously

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@bovineflu

11 months

my asian vacation did NOT go as planned

South China Morning Post

@SCMPNews

11 months

‘Shameless’: crawling public bondage man, woman with whip held by police in China

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@bovineflu

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@Hezbolsonaro yes i am a trotskyite mormon. there are literally 5 of us. our numbers are growing

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@bovineflu

10 months

you come to me, on the night of my hannukah

Jesse Brown

@JesseBrown

10 months

@HeerJeet @CTVNews Thanks for the question on this Hannukah night, Jeet. But it's a curious one. Given that I cover Canadian media and as such don't talk on Canadaland about the killing of journalists in Mexico, Ukraine, etc., what about me makes you expect me to cover it when it happens in Israel?

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@thomas_violence i imagine this is what it's like living in 50s america when every tv and radio show was sponsored by a tobacco or toothpaste company

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6 months

@joshdivision i feel like people will just buy whatever is on the lot and/or doesn't cost extra for paint

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@bovineflu

10 months

project runway is not on this. this list is completely wrong

Variety

@Variety

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'Lost’ is Number 32 on Variety’s list of the 100 greatest TV shows of all time. Get the full ranking:

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1 year

oh my god

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1 year

They chant "settlers go back home, Palestine is our home," but they are literally occupying Brooklyn, which is my home and the home of my ancestors for over 100 years.

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parked outside emily carr university with a bunch of phones mounted on my dash like an uber driver but with every dating app open

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@bovineflu

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James Cappleman

@JamesCappleman

11 months

@cholent_lover @CarterCenter What's the name of your synagogue? I want to check to see if they support your stance.

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@bovineflu

8 months

i wish this were real and it was televised

CTV News

@CTVNews

8 months

No working rink at prison where MP says notorious inmates play pickup hockey: agency

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4 months

it's not about the money, it's about deliberately making the lives of certain people difficult so that they can point to them and tell you that you better stay in your place or else

Dan Price

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Denver gave homeless people $1,000 a month, no strings attached. A year later: *45% secured housing *Taxpayers saved $590k because of fewer visits to the hospital, jail and shelters *People used the money on groceries, rent, hygiene, clothes and transportation *Mental health

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christ what

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german teacher asked me what my favourite book was and didn't want to get into a whole thing about the septology so i looked at the first book on my shelf and said my struggle by karl ove knausgaard

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@jesawyer once in a while i think about importing a unimog from germany and then i remember that would be a stupid idea

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@revhowardarson everyone in there aside from him is actually a 40 year old guy pretending to be a 16 year old groyper and none of them know it

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@bovineflu

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@Hezbolsonaro we need to bring back robespierre's cult of the supreme being

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@bovineflu

10 months

Affaire CumCum

Le Monde

@lemondefr

10 months

Affaire « CumCum » : les banques gagnent une manche contre le fisc

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@bovineflu

11 months

can i get an exact length of time it's considered ok to look at a police car

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@bovineflu

6 months

i don't want to paint with a broad brush but if you're an adult with a job and obligations and pay taxes and you're a fan of bluey you are basically a pedophile

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@bovineflu

5 months

it is so funny that he correctly guessed where bin laden was and bin laden ALSO had the movie on his computer and was probably like yeah the pentagon isn't going to see this movie

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@RebelTaxi

5 months

He didn’t find shit

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@bovineflu

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@chiweethedog the welchs gummies lmao

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@bovineflu

9 months

not my ass walking backwards into the theatre for this

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

9 months

Christopher Nolan & Warner Bros will reunite to re-release ‘TENET’ in theaters on February 23, including IMAX screens. (Source: )

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@ItsBCJim john hancock would be one of those guys who gets their twitter handle spelled out in cursive

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@bovineflu

8 months

if i ever say honey badger drinks when he wants under any circumstances you are empowered to wrap an extension cord around my neck and hang me

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@bovineflu

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@ChalicothereX god that picture of a suburb is so depressing. zero creativity, inhabited by people who are dead inside

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@bovineflu

3 months

people think every french film is like some arthouse masterpiece but i consider cannes to be an effective garbage filter

C.J. Prince

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3 months

Oh *that's* what Julie Delpy's new movie is about

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@bovineflu

1 year

getting european greens to collectively think coal is a lesser evil than nuclear power is the second worst thing germans have done in the 20th century

The Guardian

@guardian

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Young climate activist tells Greenpeace to drop ‘old-fashioned’ anti-nuclear stance

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@bovineflu

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this is his 8 mile moment. he's going to train, keep edging for weeks, not cumming, and return to the twerking contest a champion edgelord

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@okimstillhungry

9 months

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Dude cums in his pants during a twerking contest and it’s immediately and loudly pointed out to the 500 people in the room while they show his cum stain on the Jumbotron and a DJ plays drops making fun of him. Nightmare.

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@bovineflu

11 months

any government that brought back the idea of a crown corporation phone company would be in power until the heat death of the universe

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@ItsBCJim

11 months

President xi I am starving young boy in west Canada please send YJ-21 hypersonic antiship missiles to liberate my family from evil Trudeau oligopoly crtc regime please