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GROOVE (noun/verb) /Ι‘roΝov/; The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior.
-Used in a sentence: "You threw off my GROOVE!"
βHeβs the Sovereign Lord of the Nation, heβs the hippest cat in creation.β
π¦ Emperors New Groove/School.
π¦ Disney | Crossovers & banter HIGHLY encouraged!
π¦ Seeking Connections (Or, just friends. Now that Iβm all nice-y nice, I need friends. Not just adoring subjects.)
| do you guys ever see another muse that you just love to pieces, you've never even spoken to them yet but you know how awesome they are & you're ITCHING FOR INTERACTIONS but you also dont want to be creepy
but they havent even noticed you yet bc you just followed them?
bc same
Stolen as well!
Not that I ever need to steal anything--
-- or that whether or not you like this post will make any difference in me tagging and/or bothering you on a daily basis.
If you're on my follow list, you're free game, baby.
Stolen from Tumblr bc frankly itβs hilarious;
*Like this Status* for a short starter of our muses waking up hungover next to each other in bed.
* Purely crack.
* Should be a lot of fun.
* donβt make it weird. Mβkay?
| Iβll be real with all of you, I completely forgot I changed my pfp and was wondering why everyone was still calling me a llama π it was only supposed to last until midnight last night bahaha
| sorry I havenβt been around, my grandpa did pass while I was away and I had to come back early for the services. Today is the funeral.
I should be on a little later.
Not the life of the party, puh-lease--
-- you wish you could move like this.
(Literally, anyone and everyone is welcome to comment on a n y thing I post, at any time. If you couldn't tell? I'm not shy!)
#ShroomKingdomNYEParty
Medical attention?
Pfft-- what HE needs is some real music!
A snap of his fingers, and here comes theme song guy sliding in on his knees to interrupt the music.
"What's his name?! Kuzcooooooo-- "
#MLBWW
"Take it from a narcissist--
-- you're the most important person in YOUR life.
You're your own 'main character'.
Act like it."
Steps off of his positivity soap box.
Hey, my lovely followers--
-- just a friendly reminder!
Kuzcalentines Day is fast approaching!
That special time of the year when you, my devoted fans, bring ME candy and gifts and confess your undying love for me!
I know, I'm excited for it too!
Yay gifts and candy!
Well, itβs time for your tragically handsome, incredibly talented FAVORITE Emperor to get some shut eye.
Try not to miss me too much, mβkay?
Iβll be back bright and early manana.~
Soooβ nighty night!
Startles awake, knocking all of the candy wrappers and empty boxes of chocolates he was buried under off of him in the process.
Thereβs a huge, jaw cracking yawn and without a word heβs out of the throne headed for his chambers and his huge, comfy bed.
Goooood night.
Attention peasants, and my many admirers!
Join your favorite Emperor for a night of fun, food and dancing at the multi-verse party happening now!
--Sure I might of crashed it in the first place, but. . . maybe if you're lucky?
You'll even get to dance with me!
[#ππππΎπΎ]
| Just a friendly heads up for anyone here, I won't be on at all tomorrow bc I'm having a medical procedure done and they knock me out for it.
I should hopefully be back Thursday.
Soooo . . . as an Emperor turned llama once said, see you on the other side.
-INTERACTION CALL-
Attention to all my loyal subjects, especially the hottie-hot-hottie ones!
React below for what youβd like, and Iβll do my best to have my royal guardsβ eh heh. I mean. Me.
Iβll be doing it all myself. Obviouslyβ
--respond in a quick and orderly fashion!
Flops down onto his cushiony cushioned throne, heaving a huge sigh and snapping his fingers for a smoothie--
-- which is promptly handed to him from a servant who suddenly pops up beside him.
Phew. They never tell you how much work it actually is, being all powerful.
|| Sorry for the sporadic replies! I'm trying to clean and get ready for Easter this weekend so my attention is getting pulled in a bunch of different directions. XD
I MISSED YOU ALL SJDBFSHF
OH YEAH, that's what I'm talking about!
Look at all these hep cats gettin' their moves on, OW.
Me like-y this New Years Eve groove!
#ShroomKingdomNYEParty
<to throw them in the dungeon, or out the window for throwing his groove offβ but he is startled when he whips around to find a kid standing there staring at him.
β. . . Where did you come from?β
Quiet murmuring and kissy kissy noises. βI love you more! No, I love YOU more! Nooo I love you more!β
Which, of course, is all coming from him and is all directed at the mirror in his bedroom while he finishes his nightly skin care routine.
βLook at you! How could I not?!β
Well, apparently against my orders to have any and all proof of my adventures throughout school as various animals destroyed--
--the record keeper did keep a few copies of KuzCat pictures.
Go figure.
Duh, the taller the hilltop the better the view AND the sunlight!
The Royal surveyors decided that hilltop would be the prime location-- I only needed that Pacha guy to tell me which side of the hill got the best sun, so I knew which side to build my pool on.
ME. That's what.
HEY! I saw someone say I wasn't the life of the party.
I'll have YOU know, mysterious person I haven't met yet, that I am in fact a ball of charisma not so easily contained by normal means.
I mean-- look! I'm clearly the life of the party here!
<would bring it everywhere with him; to meals, to baths, to ceremonies and then when he was slightly older, to meetings and tutoring sessions.
It became a comfort item for him, and even now that heβs an adult he holds onto it for comfort and reassurance in difficult times, or>
What?! Itβs BEACH day and no one told me about it?!
Iβll have you all know, Iβ Emperor Kuzcoβ am the undisputed KING of the beach!
Thatβs right.
β soooo whoβs the lucky lady who wants to be SEEN on my arm, hm?
Goooood morning, Kuzconians!
You know, it isnβt easy being this perfect all the time.
It takes a lot of serious effort and hard work. These skin care routines can be brutal. And donβt even get me started on my hair.
BUT, Iβve become an expert at it after all these years.
Gooood morning, Kuzconians!
I have a feeling that today is going to be a GREAT day!
βLetβs face it, any day that has ME in it is going to be great.
It is ME weβre talking about.
Anyways!
βGo out there, and have yourself an awesome day, filled with thoughts and praises of ME.
Well, now heβs intrigued. Even if they arenβt currently talking about him.
N i c e now, remember.
βSaved it from who?β A pause so he can shift a little more, reclining farther in throne-y. βDo you people always make dances when you do stuff? Is that the tradition?β
| honest question, cause I feel kind of bad not being here lately but at the same time it doesnβt really feel like anyone except maybe one or two people would actually miss me here, so;
Do you guys still want me on here? Like should I come back & be on as often as I was? Or nah?
@DazzlingBlazc
| Iβm gonna cry I needed that today π thank you so much honey!! Eovidjrkgj.
I love every one of your characters and how theyβre all so different and flawless every time!
You may be asking yourself today, βI wonder what Kuzco has planned for April Fools dayβ. WILL he have a plan? Should I be afraid?β
Well, loyal adoring subject. . . the answer is;
Maybe.
<went out of her way to avoid touching him, and scolded the nannies and servants who did for 'coddling' him into being soft. One of her lessons that stuck with him was the need to avoid appearing 'weak' by any means, and touching in any affectionate manner certainly counted.>
HAPPY KUZEASTER, EVERYONE!
Enjoy your KUZEaster baskets, little ME shaped chocolate statues and Kuzcoins!
And most importantly, donβt forget to shareβ with ME!
<The nanny who read to him was fired, and other nannies were forbidden from touching him more than necessary.
Fearing that they would lose their jobs, they would shove him away or tell him NO when he tried to catch their attention. Until it almost became an unconscious need to>
Headcanon that no one asked for?
Kuzco carries a smaller version of his golden llama comb with him everywhere he goes.
In the Incan culture, long, immaculately kept hair is a sign of wealth and importance.
Hence why he'd never cut it-- and why he keeps it perfect.
| This may be a hobby and not a βjobβ but Iβve always enjoyed the actual planning that went into writing and developing characters.
So hereβs a small list of potential βideas/episodesβ that would take place immediately after the TV series ended.
I.e. my starting point. π
Welpβ
β I think itβs time again for this awesome, most handsome & muscle-y Emperor to head to bed.
Now, nowβ donβt cry.
Dry those tears!
Iβll be back bright and early to grace you all with my presence again, mβkay?
Emperorβs promise.
Soβ
goodnight, Kuzconians!
βOh, no oneβ just the council that, uh. . . councils me. On ruling MY kingdom.β
A shrug, and heβs finally pushing himself up off the floor, brushing his robes off as he goes.
βCoolsville? Sounds like somewhere I should live.β Grins, straightening his crown.
Her eyes widen slightly as he mentioned someone's trying to kill him. This was definitely something she ran into a lot on her various cases. "Who's trying to kill you?"
Her thoughts then shifted to his question. "Oh, I'm from Coolsville."
Thank you all for spending the year being so loyal & loving of your awesome & incredibly handsome Emperorβ ME!
And now you have a whole new year to do so! Youβre all so lucky!
Hereβs to hoping the New Year doesnβt throw off your groove (or mine) anytime soon!
Happy New Year!
Gooood morning, Kuzconians!
Early to bed, early to rise!
β Makes Kuzco a tired, tired Emperor.
But! Iβm here to grace you all with my presence regardless.
See? Look at that, already making your morning. Man am I good!
@NivalisSolium
He's torn between wanting to play along, because it's fun-- and actually being a little touched that she's concerned about him.
He heaves a sigh, folding his arms almost self consciously across his chest. "I don't know, I'm just being *honest*. Maybe I should've been a less>
<ancient custom that an Emperor is to carry their belongings into the next life. In reality, she was having it destroyed to make it easier for her to pave her way into becoming an Empress.
But Kuzco held on to Wompy for dear life and refused to give him up for any reason. He>
Sun is down, Iβm just getting up, Iβm headed for the city lightsβ
β radio blastinβ all the way to the club, Iβm gonna rock this town tonight!
| The question is-- should these be drabbles?
Or just played out through statuses and what not?
Idk if anyone on Twitter actually reads drabbles! So maybe another poll (cause they've been working so well pff)
| This may be a hobby and not a βjobβ but Iβve always enjoyed the actual planning that went into writing and developing characters.
So hereβs a small list of potential βideas/episodesβ that would take place immediately after the TV series ended.
I.e. my starting point. π
@thefairestonex
While his feathers ruffle, so to speak, at her soft giggle when he mentions the potential bridesβ he understands completely how ridiculous it sounds. He thinks so tooβ trust him.
The laws set into place by previous Sapa Incaβs dictates that an Emperor isnβt a full Emperor until>
β Yeah, Iβll be enjoying the grotto & waterslide outside of my summer vacation hut if anyone needs me.
Time for this devastatingly handsome Emperor to work on his perfect, golden tan~
β and to avoid the drama.
Wow, is this what everyone went through when they kept wondering when Malina and I would kiss?
I mean I knew it kept everyone on the edge of their seat, but--
The 'will they wont they' is e x h a u s t i n g.
Yep, definitely too hip for the room.
Being this awesome is a curse sometimes.
Catch him over by the food table, looking stunning and single handedly eating all of the cake.
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#MLBWW
]
<beauty regardless of gender, and **possibly** bisexual for that reason with a heavy lean towards women.
Especially someone like Malina, who is undoubtedly beautiful, has a stunning personality, and is completely unafraid to put him in place as needed.
-steps off the soap box-
Boom BAM, baby!
Never fear, your favorite handsome Emperor is HERE.
This TL was sorely lacking in MEβ
β so I thought Iβd grace you all with my presence.
"Sure sounds like something this crypt keeper I know, would say." He murmurs, more to himself than to her but loud enough that she can hear it.
It's pretty neat; he'll give her that.
βSuuureee it is.β
More ice magic.
Hey, heβs not the only one who can show off.
ββ creating life from ice is just so boring. Raising the dead? Soo tedious.β
ALSO, for those who must be wonderingβ guess what today is my loyal subjects?!
National Kazoo Day!
Thatβs right! Iβll be breaking out this bad boy ALL day todayβ and I might even throw another KuzcoKazooza festival just to make it really special!
Arenβt you all so lucky?!
You know who Iβd bet would love to be the grand pubah in my ME parade?
That X guy!
I mean; my celebration day today was all his genius idea,
βitβs the least he could do really!