π HELLO i'm MAYHEM!
creator of VILLAINMOTEL and COOLSKELETON59/PARCHMENT !
welcome to my fucked up and TWISTED corner of the web.... important things will be in a thread below for easy access
@sunsestart
i literally have an entire powerpoint presentation on this topic ALL HE EVER FUCKING DOES IS LIE βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ THE FACETIOUS FAKER!!!!! THE LYING LIAR!!!!! papyrus undertale vs the false identity he has constructed for everyone around him death battle GO
parchy funfact: yes his name is parchment bc it's a funny derivative of papyrus but also there literally is a bootleg papyrus font called parchment mf. parchment's last name is canonically Motherfucker
@jackwashere81
i need you to know the βyo what pours broβ sans is so influential to me that theres an entire channel in my utdr server dedicated to him
FINALLY got around to making a pretty video to post this here!! parchy's very own battle theme, commissioned from/made by
@thetoonhero4
!!!! grips you by the head please listen to it this instant it goes SO fucking hard. ok
ok well the textbox generator site is on the fritz so i cant upload the new sprites </3 but here r a few Exclusive Peeks at some of my favorites out of the fresh set
#coolskeleton59
nobody bully me abt being a knight papyrus truther ok. you just cant handle my dark ambient swag. im operating at mach 5 autism levels you simply cannot comprehend
@grappodango
tjis is just like. this is . this is like . this is just like. guyys remember when , this is.this is just like p. par. guys this is Just like the time when
@sunsestart
OF COURSE!! here it is. funnily enough i keep meaning to add the above evidence and update it w some of the q&a info but aside from that it Is up to date (at least w game info)
scary halloween concept. parchment (sans's iconic brother from birth) goes into the woods and comes back able to hold full conversation and he stops shaking like a sick dog at all times. heh..... yaeag just one eensy peek into my twisted psyche
the art is old ignore it. but this is kevin he lives in a motel and works at a gas station sometimes. he's always yelling and the limits of his powers are "he can do whatever i think is funny". he routinely turns the employees at the local supermarket into cloud of red vapor
i am annoyed today! i think everyone should show me their nonbinary ocs that are not strictly androgynous because nobody has to present any specific way for anybody π
please look away if you are faint of heart........... im so sorry. what kind of twisted poltergeist would push Tobias J. Fox to do such a heinous thing....... the devil must be involved.
#sad
guys theres a cut scene in undertale i just unlocked .... i typed BLOOD SCARY into the main menu and i was so scared i didnt get a screenshot but i made a recreation of the image.......... stay posted
parchy funfact for those just now beginning to read: there are a multitude of hidden pages on the blog! shrimply put in the url as normal and add /(word) to the end! there are many words to choose from. one of my personal favorites is /you !
guys i dont know. someone help me. i am mayhem "papyrus" bonetrouzle who. who is . Who would th(i walk directly into an electrified fence and i'm killed on impact)
it is a little funny when i post any parchystuff and people r like "is this helptale ?" or "how is this not helptale" like idk. i wonder if there is perhaps... some kind of. Hash Tag on the post... that may be what it is... i have no idea. this mystery will never be solved
welcome to my TWITTER! i post art here sometimes. much more active + post MORE ART elsewhere! creator of parchment + the COOLSKELETON59 blog on tumblr! let's frolic awesomely together
as close to parchy as one can get. he's wearing sunglasses as a disguise NOT because his eyes have mysteriously become the right size and shape overnight (this is such a cute and fun picrew please do it)
Hry guys I made yet another picrew if you wanna check it out and show me what you make :3 also lmk if I should add anything else
#Papyrus
#undertale
#picrew
the first and only therapist i ever had, upon me describing my symptoms and stating that i'm 90% sure i have some kind of dissociative disorder, said. and i quote: "woah. that's weird." and proceeded to tell me she was going to a concert next month
if i shared my method for making fake parchy screenshots i think id be killed. it's the pixel art equivalent of like. violently taping pictures together and slathering them w glitter glue
SO fucking sad i didnt get a screenshot but some poor lost asriel was asking parchy for directions in the castle and upon seeing a fight in there parchment was like "DON'T BE SCARED IF I AM HARMED. IT WILL BE FINE. I DO NOT FEEL "PAIN" IN THE SAME WAY YOU DO"