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8 months

@UsingCigarettes a broken clock cums twice a day?

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11 months

@ms_kaffeinated This is the greatest piece of satire I’ve ever laid eyes on

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1 year

@BjornIronSkull This is performance posting, nothing more, nothing less

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8 months

@Martposting wait till they learn what sex with a condom feels like

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1 year

@AmericaVaunted She’s not even much hotter than him, he’ll have a glow up in a few years and she’ll still look like a skunk

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1 year

@suchrash Hijab?

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1 year

@I_Skream @kenkellyofc @genelecusa who the fuck wants to fully mix their own records? sounds like a great way to start hating and inadvertently destroy your creations

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1 year

@hollowearthterf this is why I suggest heroin for anyone starting their weightless journey. Ideally in the form of hydromorphone

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1 year

@DBassBwoyee @I_Skream It’s more like the person who puts the glass and the frame on the painting, after the artist has painted it

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1 year

@dillyjung speak a lil Chinese Derik may be the greatest sentence recorded in the English language

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1 year

@maxattack2837 @igetthebags heroine is better for your health and for weight loss

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9 months

V/ balanced time line I have

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1 year

@WhatQueerIsThis As a straight pretty boy, I support the Hassan to only fans pipeline

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10 months

@SaintQ92 thank god I blew my auditions

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1 year

@king_jewelz_ @BjornIronSkull watch this be an only fans subscription ploy

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7 months

@tradcatboy Common wealth boys are built different

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9 months

guess I'm a year behind

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9 months

Wishing this for you in 2024

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1 year

@SaschaAmato Podcasting

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1 year

@abs0luteunit1 @femaleweezerfan The branding implies beauty, which would imply fun

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9 months

@UsingCigarettes I kinda wanna rail him out in this photo

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1 year

@LowresWB there's like 20 screen writers that deserve to make more than high school teachers, and all are show runners and/or own the IP they're working on

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8 months

@101stgec More like Jeffery Epstein physiognomy

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1 year

@Nadontthinkso @AmericaVaunted He’ll be hotter than her in ten years too

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11 months

@therapistLloyd autistic people are always serious

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1 year

@JHartley2 @kevinnbass my man's lost the plot, rfk been jacked, but was just carrying around a lil weasel along the waist from that good life whine and cheese.

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1 year

@kenkellyofc @I_Skream @genelecusa I’m an artist, not a scientist tho

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1 year

@PunishedLolita The man looks sus, but he does know what’s up

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5 months

she blocked me from viewing her stories on the main intas but forgot the art one, the torture continues

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1 year

@_MSSOM_ dasha's been on the elf bars so much she now looks like an elf

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7 months

@jms_tny Hermann Hesse type beat

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1 year

I have a very small but elite group of followers. It’s like we’re the first scientists working on the Manhattan project

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1 year

@AverageUTPlayer @Kansanradio @dairyasf @PopCulture2000s the man from uncle, rock en Rolla, gentlemen, even The Covenant was excellent

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1 year

@SirCoreGant she weaponized the NYU art hoe aesthetic to turn her self into a Manhattan fauxintellectual. I mean, any one who watched frances ha saw through the veneer before she entered the eye as director

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5 months

@stephanicci Suffering is enteral, beauty is ephemeral

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1 year

@JubileeDJ if you're guest listed, you're a promoter for the night

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7 months

@Slatzism I, gen z male blame my former eating disorders on Perez Hilton

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1 year

@SweatieAngle we can kidnap him and we rotate ownership on a bi weekly basis

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10 months

@lucatimusic You can slow step by dancing half time tho 😳

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11 months

@raynefq @101stgec Girl, in that case, u need raya

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8 months

@fuccyougetmoney lol, that's literally the relationship I have with my dr. me: yo dr, I'm low on hydros and don't feel great dr: blessed that you've called me bond, I'll email the pharmacy, they expecting u

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1 year

@DaniGGerman I’m no Chomsky, but ‘other’ implies a sense of inclusion. Has he been doing brown face again? #sigh

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1 year

@_yung_bukowski_ @schizarella I'm pretty sure he'd tear an acl if I checked his kick

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1 year

@river_is_nice to be fair, some of the best house music dancers are 36 year old fat dudes, but they also tap out before midnight

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8 months

@UsingCigarettes Tbf, that melon would give me wet brain

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8 months

I'm half way black out and reading an objectively blurry pdf of tramps and vamps

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1 year

@clickholebot it's called an undercut

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9 months

@WhatQueerIsThis this was the primary woman archetype of my hometown, it's amazing I didn't turn out gayer

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10 months

@CaudilloXIV only if Montreal becomes a new province in Canada

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1 year

I have three modes, stung out musician, actor in rehab and male Madonna

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1 year

@_evFM they're trying to make us more complacent and have started an emotional psyop on the most mentally feeble in hopes that the sheep will eventually heard the wolves towards the edge of the cliff

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7 months

@SnakeSkin_J @BimboUbermensch thought I recognized the cadence

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10 months

I was meant to be reborn as a dolphin, but the universe done fucked up the delivery of my soul.

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1 year

@kevinnbass @leftlegstamp @RobertKennedyJr bruh, you've copied and pasted the same answer several times without sources

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8 months

@seanjetravers He was the plug

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1 year

Me watching the shoppers drug mart worker unlock the shelf filled with robitussin

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8 months

@agostinhozinga gucci ford is goated, low key the aesthetic that I build my "masculine" wardrobe around

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8 months

Don’t talk to me, I’m busy being a diva

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1 year

@coyumusic Laurent Garnier’s new album was such a breath of fresh air for this reason

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1 year

@NickAdamsinUSA she mixed up her own dick picks with hunter biden's, easy mistake tho

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10 months

6 gay dudes tried to pick me up after I found these glasses in the smoke pit of the club

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1 year

@drewdapps James Bond Villan Vibes

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8 months

having Hollywood cheekbones is less of a blessing than you'd would think

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1 year

@squirtstain 1=ket (only cuz u've written nice horse) 2=booze (only cuz I become the worm king while drunk) 3= tabs, too delicate for mush 4= nic, wine and small shrooms

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1 year

@stephanicci I think he’d just rape the terrorist to death while screaming ‘this is my house’ in his little Mickey Mouse voice

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1 year

@river_is_nice I'm happy admitting that I don't understand anything anymore

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1 year

@suchrash @SaintQ92 IKR, I could use a 3d printed Sims daddy to keep keep me honest and in check

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11 months

@CaudilloXIV if greta was trumps child

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8 months

Backonbadbitchbehavuoir

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1 year

@CmrdChairwoman Every director here ain’t an artist, you can’t expect non artists to make art

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5 months

@bobby_on_mars she deff ain't like us (zoomers)

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5 months

wtf r u evn doing if ur not makign a nu artistic laungauge

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1 year

@suchrash I just like to know that starting to shoot up will be easy, if I ever slip that far

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10 months

is it a good or a bad idea to swap insta's w/ the person ur banging?

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1 year

@DaniGGerman Communist arch, over. Slum land lord era, here I come

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8 months

turns out mans deeply insecure about his taste in dance music

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1 year

@WhatQueerIsThis Tom Petty's music is for when you're drunk and alone in the sun on Sunday and feel a certain level of nostalgia and melancholy. Takes a certain level of emotional maturity to appreciate his art

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8 months

@tao_lin this is the platform I'm running on for mayor of Denver

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8 months

being a writer sucks, like I don't want to die a miserable drunk

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8 months

hard groove 🤝 dark disco

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1 year

@BlackDumpling57 @_MSSOM_ she's also most suited to work with auteurs and there's maybe three interesting auteurs' rn, Yorgos, Aster, Baker and maybe Chazzelle

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7 months

V/ happy sensationalist fashions on its death bed. V/ liberating for the real freaks

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10 months

@bicklesmohawk this is what I'm starting to realize

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1 year

@raynefq you need to smoke real cigs to stay skinny while on this program

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9 months

S/o to my Moncton masons

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1 year

beyond Mac Miller, why are contemporary singers and songwriters such pussies? we haven't had real 27 club member initiation in too long

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8 months

I hope the rosicrucians fuck me

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10 months

@WhatQueerIsThis so, she's just like lars and the real girl?

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6 months

@bobby_on_mars @tradcatboy bruce jenner?

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11 months

@coldhealing this is the way

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7 months

I sigh and say “fucking useless coke dick” once and I get a years worth of fake cialis and viagra adds

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8 months

@bobby_on_mars I was explain this to a Persian girl today

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1 year

@lucatimusic @ChloePaetsch 💜

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8 months

@incelinecel It’s the poetic thing to do

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5 months

@bobby_on_mars we'll adopt you, the millennials don't deserve you

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8 months

If I see one person that's significantly less insane and psychotic than me talk about their "neurodivergent traits" I swear to god, imma buy another bag of Indian shard and retardedify my self once and for all

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10 months

Coming out of a 5 day k binge