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@BlueLem0ns No but openly admitting that you cannot be a parent for a valid physical reason and continuing to uphold that decision makes you a better parent than scores of others who just told themselves that parenting would just start making sense when they bit the bullet and had kids.

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@hottie_blaque I thought she just had Cleo??? Where the hell have I been omg

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1 year

@nursekelsey Absolutely not! Say NOTHING about any lashes of any kind! That is his PARENTS job. And don’t even MENTION fingernails or lips, and HEAD HAIR?? Out of the damn question, sister. Think real hard about the things you say, next time. (I’m joking.)

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@hardcandyIaw that’s her little man

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1 year

@guysitsray whipped out a Nicki vid like an id card

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1 year

@bellebIue one of my all time favorites

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4 months

@camelaeto Yet, they want to outlaw no-fault divorce. They’ll immediately regret it if they do.

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23 days

@wlwryder From this creep to J*hnny D*pp literally give her a gun

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11 months

@brattyb4rbie I bet u he’s giggling and kick my his feet everytime Queen <3

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10 months

@olsensister

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10 months

@rahsh33m the potential that these have PLEASE 💀

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17 days

@beyoncegarden “Why are you making that face” was the funniest shit to me

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3 months

@fionaspawn She just wanted to sing 😩

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17 days

@andrewsflms Every movie from the 50s will star a stunning young woman in her prime and the most average looking geezer you’ve ever seen

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27 days

@lissanalhabibi You mean a term that YOU don’t know.

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3 months

@Dshoelace420 @archivetheboys Yes. They’re twins. Both of them play one child, because legally children can only work so many hours, so if you get two children to play one child, you can maximize the amount of time they spend on set. Think: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen both playing one child on Full House.

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1 year

@staysage John Mulaney literally had an entire segment of a show in which he talked about Mick Jagger rejecting his idea for a sketch so YES Timothee had a choice

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3 months

@TulikaBose_ @medium_sized She should be at the barre

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3 months

@poisonjr It’s hilarious, because as an American, “walkable” just means “has sidewalks and crosswalks”. I didn’t realize that the rest of the world had a different understanding of the word, that being “nearby, accessible, and not surrounded by vehicles going 50mph”

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3 months

@mephistopheiles Making the team fat when Palestine is being starved rn…I’m in awe

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10 months

@spo9globoob “That is shit from a butt” type beat

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2 months

@_jerricab @charmanderstan @StarOrphic888 @nfray20 @LRNROSE The “racism” in question being the historical fact that not every white woman outsourced the job of childrearing to non white women, and that there were more lower class white women who couldn’t use black/brown women labor than there were upper class white women who could.

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16 days

@Vezon16 @tomcruisre If THIS picture of Amber qualifies as ugly, Johnny Depp’s face likely makes birds drop out of the sky. She doesn’t look bad. She’s in the middle of working out. There are several photos of Depp standing completely still that I deserve compensation for having to see.

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21 days

@MrsChauntae728 @Savannah_FDS @calmenhancer You should have been pampered. You got an important surgery DURING a pregnancy, and a massive surgery to remove a human life. They should have been pampering you. You and every pregnant woman should get whatever painkillers you want and you shouldn’t have to lift a finger.

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3 months

@slumzog @rawmilkhoney You are not a woman. Why would you ever experience or see anything close to what women experience when you are not a woman, you are a man.

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25 days

@2leus @llNTERNETBBY I mean, biologically you SHOULD have an underwhelming PH balance. Why would you want your PH balance to be memorable or outstanding in any way? I’m confused about what the insult was supposed to be.

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3 months

@ghizeee Jesse was literally them kids mama and Tony was they dad. Bertram was they gay uncle. And the lizard was an Aunt or something.

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26 days

@swanxmaximoff And they used that one real picture of Chelsea Peretti and Andy Samberg I love

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2 months

@apinkkbunny @MulhollandL0ver This man is a chronic liar, don’t believe what he’s saying. It’s kind of his whole thing to go around and just say shit.

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1 year

@VVahaoma Men shouldn’t be nice in “response” to us, they should just be nice for the sake of being nice

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25 days

@yanti8ve I love them little lines

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25 days

@llNTERNETBBY @multitudesss “Ayo whatever her last name is” okay so is this like a personal hatred that you have of her bc her last name isn’t hard to spell. And of course people deem her as approachable because she’s soft. We already know that’s why we like her.

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11 months

@mbullobullo Sugar bout that ACTION

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1 year

@manof3ijao @ThatPhilosopat @user84829272 Maybe he’s saying that men should be cooking us dinner….in that case, I agree

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1 year

@im_mary_magda The face she makes at the end is taking me OUUUUUTTT

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20 days

@lidoledesc0nnes Larry David always looks dusty 💀

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1 month

@hi_ayanda Like it feels like a glittering, shimmering, splendid thing. Whole time I’m stalking the Instagram of a man I wouldn’t want to kiss me on the fucking cheek.

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1 year

@wirefiftytwo She’s mad at you because you aren’t doing a chore. Taking the trash out keeps your house clean. Sex does not do that. Is sex a chore for you? Do you see it as necessary and as unavoidable as taking out the trash?

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11 months

@imnotjuIes I love Effie and Haymitch so much omg

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2 months

@SpicyCammy @ExtremeBlitz__ Cammy please. We’re being demure and classy right now.

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3 months

@weirdassfishes I bet their hair was an interesting color too 😏

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10 months

@idlerdivers An azaelia / kelela collab would change me as a person

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2 months

@vancssasbeckett Love when he does the audios and you can hear him laughing

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16 days

@PARADlSEFORME is that Beyoncé???!!

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22 days

@fcknliisa I’m not falling for that shit. Keke Palmer’s BD didn’t get me and Duck Duck Goose sure as HELL ain’t gon fool me

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1 year

@nowyuinterfere The plate is FULL…of evidence that he was the perpetrator and it always has been. Sorry if it makes you feel bad but I’m going to take the time to pat myself on the back for not falling for that shit bc some of us held on through the harassment and the hell 🤷🏽‍♀️

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11 months

@alex_abads now what the hell is this 💀

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2 months

@_jerricab @charmanderstan @StarOrphic888 @nfray20 @LRNROSE Okay…but that’s definitely not the same as child-rearing and your white grandmother’s personal story isn’t the reflection of every white woman ever. I’m not gonna pretend like there isn’t racism among poor white women, but I’m definitely not gonna pretend you’re right

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17 days

@kishdontmiss Saw a skateboarder from New Zealand refer to something annoying as “cooked on God”. Now what does that mean? Do these people not check before they type things?

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3 months

@bellscalories All of those things are far too easily naturally occurring to be chalked up to something as magical as subliminal. Even your hair change. You can “change” your hair type with products or by proper care. Your hair might not even have been 4B, just very dry.

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1 year

@Teachmesumn_new @d_la_reina Is this a jab? men think not having kids is a punishment! Sir, children suck!

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1 month

why was hughie’s sexuality such a concern I wonder 🤔🤔

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no rizz, just big eyes and many unsettling things to say

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10 months

@Phyr12345 That’s not correct in any way at all actually. None of what you just said is right.

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3 months

@zendxyas Zendaya is his cash cow. When someone is using you, EVERYTHING is your fault.

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2 months

I’m dead why is that the very first image it’s Karl’s goofiest photo

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2 months

@iowa02er As soon as he said “your tacos are on the house” I saw it coming like a freight train lmaoo

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10 months

@100seqs yeeeees I’m gonna chew my fucking hand and just kick my fucking feet everywhere and not even hold my head up let’s GOOOOOO

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17 days

@jeremylovesyall AND it’s the Babylon bee? A conservative satire account?? He’s gotta be sitting in the dark with a bottle of wine right now

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1 year

@itsnotjess123 I feel that every woman deserves an apology, including Ari and Hailey. Amber, however, deserves MORE than an apology

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1 year

@nullnvoid18 @guysitsray I don’t remember where I got it. maybe his Twitter or discord or something idk

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10 months

@bnuuyes when I was in middle school I lost the pencil sharpener I’d had since elementary school and it changed me fundamentally. I miss you every single day Pema. This life is hell without you.

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25 days

@2leus @llNTERNETBBY Why would I want a PH balance that makes a doctor say “Whoa!”

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1 month

@michaelcollado And that dark academia pleated skirt from Shein…hmm

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3 months

@zedonarrival Her top is the color of sediment swirling in the breeze, and her hair is beautifully tousled, like she’s been standing in the wind. I think everyone involved did a great job.

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@bodywhorer

2 years

@savbrads “P*say galore? Ah jeez. Maybe just- just a little…is fine.”

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3 months

@hardcandyIaw Butcher’s all over him and Hughie sweats it off

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3 years

@anadeathbeds You saying this like I know math

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3 months

@lovelace_01 I guess I have lmao 😭😭

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@Hidden_Trout Neva left it

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3 months

@MIUCClAMUSE She looks so cute omg. She looks like someone who bought clothes she enjoys and put them on. It’s crazy because I hate maximalism but I always like what she chooses to wear

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3 months

@BLACKLVRBOY “I mean, when you get down to it” “mind you”

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24 days

“this seasian zoo has wild monkeys roaming around” is such a “fork found in kitchen moment”

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I’m not sure what the purpose of this tweet was but this is Southeast Asia. Monkeys here are like what raccoons are to Americans.

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and we’re back

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23 days

the cardigan…he’s such a wine mom 🍷🏡

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3 months

wallace wade

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50 year old man I need you…………………..

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Hughie getting someone pregnant is so unserious no he did not…bby he’s taking it in the booty!!!!! I just pretend that storyline doesn’t exist

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1 year

@manof3ijao @ThatPhilosopat @user84829272 Yeah that Camo hat is throwing off my Republidar I’m gonna agree w you

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INTERNET BBY.

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@multitudesss boom.

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santos-inistas

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“6’6 and a bottom who’s topping you, lady liberty?” When I was 22 someone said that.

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@d4eshon She was sitting on “entitled” and “bum” and “careerless” for a hot fucking minute and she jumped at the chance to say the word “Vaccuum” out loud too

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2 months

@Yungboooul @jojo146384 @Gr8b8P @KurtisCarman @cniht76 @hello__caitlin Do you think this stat doesn’t also include the accidental deaths? Because I’m sure that it does.

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@itsnotjess123 This man’s videos are so fucking random

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2 months

his eyes kinda far apart…….prey animal.

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@shashonna000 @Vezon16 @tomcruisre If he moves too fast his skin will fall off

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22 days

@Celeste_Treal It highlights fucking EVERYTHING. I click every single corner trying to find the right spot.

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3 months

@eqrzz @Dshoelace420 @archivetheboys Yeah now Cameron is legally old enough to meet the work requirements

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1 month

@suitejonny Constantly asking myself “am I sitting loud” and “do they wish to run through me?”

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1 year

@trillskrizzy Where’s…the math in all of this, exactly? Where are the numbers?

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@havanesemom13 this but them

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1 month

@lordestruggles Thinking about getting back into this aesthetic

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1 year

@criminalplaza Phil Dunphy just is THAT DILF

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1 month

@a_posay Omg she sings my favorite song All the Way Down (the Coconut Tree)

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1 month

He looks so pretty. Literally a waste of these scenes

️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ 𝓬͟𝐚͟𝐦͟𝐩͟𝐛͟𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐥͟.

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(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ) *

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3 months

@SmartAssJen Often it seems like their personal drama is DV accusations and r*cism scandals

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1 year

@ineedweightt @VVahaoma ???? Being nice to be nice is not unrealistic. Not all of us have had horrible lives like u. Being nice for the sake of being nice is entirely achievable and it’s actually normal human behavior. Get some help.

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@bodywhorer

2 months

Annie FIGHT BACKKK how you gonna let another woman out “love you” you

The Boys Out of Context Clips

@TheBoysOOCC

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#TheBoys cast signed Hugies arm in character and this is how it turned out :

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3 months

@Rhandall5 @slumzog @rawmilkhoney That’s not what’s happening here. A mathematician is telling him “2+2 = 4” and he’s saying “well, I’ve never seen it. So that can’t be true.”

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11 months

@brattyb4rbie Kick my his feet?!!!!! this is fucking devastating

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3 months

@slumzog @rawmilkhoney And yet, you haven’t! Don’t say with confidence that you can do something (“figuring us out”) after you just proved you can’t. You don’t get it. We didn’t come from you, you came from us, it’s why you don’t get it.

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@raetheforce Right cause what did Dennis do really??? Cum?? I could do dat.

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