Bob Kevoian @bobkevoian Twitter profile

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

Walking away from something you love is not easy, it’s one of the hardest decisions many people must make. But when your mind and body say it’s time, then it’s time. Plus, retirement kicks ass! All the best, Number 12. #WelcomeToTheClub

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Bob Kevoian

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Happy 55th birthday to my mustache. Cheers!

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

I'll be on the @bobandtom show tomorrow morning filling in for Tom.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 years

Speedy recovery to Tom... Tom has the biggest heart in the world, I'm glad doctors repaired it so he can keep you smiling every morning. All the best, my friend. @bobandtom

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

To: Everybody. From: Bob & Becky. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 months

Beer Bat.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 months

My talented little brother Peter Kevoian passed away last night after a long illness. A song and dance man from his very first breath, he performed all over the world including many Broadway shows. Peter did a few skits for @bobandtom including this gem. #RIPLitteBrother

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3 years

So let me introduce to you the one and only Finneas Russell Kevoian. 8.08lbs. Our new grandson (Toby & Chrissy's son) shares a birthday with Tom. @ChrissyKevoian @bobandtom @BobsFunGirl

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Got pulled over by the sheriff today. #PFM18

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Happy birthday, Tom. @bobandtom

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 years

If we’re forgiving Sirhan Sirhan and letting him out of jail, we should forgive Pete Rose and let him in the HOF.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Day One. Placed a fake snake near bird feeder to scare away unwanted pest. Day Two. Scared the shit out of myself when I saw (fake) snake near bird feeder. #BobsEinsteinMoment

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 months

Let me weigh in on this Kate Middleton cancer shocker... It’s none of your fucking business.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

I was born 70 years ago today, December 2, 1950. 70 is the new 69. #CelebrateBobsBirthday (You know what to do.)

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Positive thoughts for Tom and his beautiful family. @bobandtom

The BOB & TOM Show

@bobandtom

7 years

A note from Tom:

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@bobkevoian

5 years

If I'm elected... Ramming the car in front of you because the person is texting when the light turns green will no longer be a crime. #VoteForMe

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 months

Just a Touch of Woodford before the 150th #KentuckyDerby

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 months

This year sucks more than last year. Goodbye, Vera. #AllDogsGoToHeaven

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

My new favorite shirt. #MerryCoronamas

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

If I’m elected... Drivers who attempt to pass a semi truck while driving slower than the semi truck will have their license revoked forever.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

🎄Cheers!🎄

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 years

4. For the next 6-8 weeks we were the Bob & Tom news team. Chick, Kristi and Tom are the greatest people I will ever know, they worked overtime to inform and hopefully help calm and heal. It is a day no one will forget, it was the day we proved to be professional broadcasters.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Hey! I'll be on @bobandtom tomorrow morning. Friday, April 17.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Colts fans must wear a horseshoe on their shirt as a form of shame like Hester Prynne in the Scarlet Letter.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

9 years

Shocked and saddened that @bobandtom has said nothing about @Kristileenews leaving show. She deserves better. #DisappointedRetiree

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

If I'm elected...

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Might as well drink. @yuenglingbeer #Cheers

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

Goodbye, Raquel. She never knew it but we had a very long relationship.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Nudity is BACK in Playboy Magazine! I'll be back on @bobandtom as guest host for Opening Day in Cincinnati. #RedsBaseball

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

11 months

Hey, everybody… Recovery is taking a bit longer than planned plus I‘ve lost my voice in the process. The final episode of is a few weeks away so stay tuned for the laughs and I’ll try to explain how it feels being sliced like hibachi shrimp.

Home - Bob & Cancer Show

bobandcancershow.com

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

Happy 40th! @bobandtom

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

Why spend millions trying to get your daughter into college? Bob’s College accepts all ladies over 18 (must send bikini photo) for the low price of $49.95. We can print any academic logo onto the diploma of your choice. Bob’s College, building a better tomorrow by hand.

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@bobkevoian

5 years

Today is the official day to #CelebrateBobsBirthday You know what to do. Bonus: Today I turn 69.

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@bobkevoian

4 years

Happy 32nd birthday to my son Toby. 28 years ago his @bobandtom radio career ended when he dropped the F-bomb chatting with @chickmcgee1 . #HappyBirthdayToby

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@bobkevoian

1 year

10 years ago today. @PatMcAfeeShow #TheBusiestManInSports

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

I will be on @bobandtom Friday morning. #IndyInTheMonthOfMay

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

If I'm elected... In-N-Out burgers in every city! #VoteForMe

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

First and foremost, thank you all for the kind words of support. I hope you listen to every episode and share it far and wide, you never know who might need this. Cheers to everyone!

Home - Bob & Cancer Show

bobandcancershow.com

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@bobkevoian

5 years

If I'm elected... Daylight savings time ends and drive-in theaters will be rebuilt across our nation. Americans need more places to suck face. #VoteForMe #MakeOutAmericanStyle

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@bobkevoian

5 years

Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up… If you’re not in prison.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Happy 5th birthday to our grandson Jude. #GrandchildrenAreGrand

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Political ads suck! I'm Bob Kevoian and I approve this message.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 months

One of our all time favorites... #RIPTobyKeith @bobandtom

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@bobkevoian

5 years

If elected, Presidents Day will be celebrated on the Monday following the Super Bowl. Everybody gets Monday off! #VoteForMeSomeday

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@bobkevoian

3 years

Peyton and Eli were wise to have @PatMcAfeeShow in the 4th quarter, because No One can follow Pat McAfee. #SaveTheBestForLast #MNF

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

Then & Now...

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

8 months

A tradition unlike any other. #HappyTurkeyDay #Franksgiving 2023

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Jude Hike Kevoian Born: 5:05am Apr. 24, 2017 Weight: 7lb 8oz Height: 19.5 in.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Hans has fallen 9 floors on my Die Hard Advent Calendar, Christmas is almost here. #ItsAChristmasMovie

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@bobkevoian

1 year

A goofball unlike any other. #TheMasters

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Raise your glass and toast my hot wife @BobsFunGirl . Happy birthday, darling! #BeckyKBirthday

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

9 months

Enjoy the game, Gio. #GoColts

The Giovanni Show Podcast

@GioThePodcaster

9 months

Hey guys i’m going to the GAME THIS WEEKEND!!!! thanks to @bobkevoian and @BobsFunGirl thank you guys so much for sending me tix guys i can’t wait for this game this weekend as it’s my first game walking without equipment and walking with 2 good legs!

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Bob Kevoian

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5 years

Happy birthday @Kristileenews

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4 years

Boredom made me watch the first episode of #TigerKing . Stupidity made me watch the whole thing.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Becky: "5 inches tonight!" Me: "Okay, I'll have to fold it in half." #LifeWithTheKevoians #SnowLikely

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Signed up, stood in line, got the shot. @StateHealthIN #BenefitsOfOldAge

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@bobkevoian

3 years

4 time winner and 2 losers. Congrats @h3lio ! #Indy500 @bobandtom

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Happy birthday, @Kristileenews

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@bobkevoian

4 months

Open the fridge and check the OJ, today is the expiration date.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

A dildo flies out of a garbage truck and hits the windshield of a family car. The embarrassed mother turns to her young daughter and says, "Don’t worry, Honey. That was just an insect." Her daughter replies, "I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a penis like that.”

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Happy Anniversary to my beautiful bride, @BobsFunGirl . 13 years!

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Tom says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘What's New Pussycat.'” Doctor says, “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” Tom says, “Is that common?” The doctor says, “It’s not unusual.” @bobandtom

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

Happy 50th birthday to my mustache.🎂 Providing rides since 1969. #FaceFurniture

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Becky: "Should we watch the Golden Globes?" Me: "I'd rather have a colonoscopy." #LIfeWithTheKevoians

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Howdy, Buckaroos! Blast from the past. #HorsingAround

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Is it just me or does the Super Bowl not seem super this year?

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

As cold as it is in Kansas City I could still see Melissa Etheridge's penis.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Today is my son's 29th birthday. Remember when Toby said "F**k" on the @bobandtom show? I DO! #ProudPaPa @KevoPhotoJPG

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

More money is spent today on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. By 2035 there will be a large elderly population with big boobs, huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

I'll be making a guest appearance on @bobandtom tomorrow morning 9am EST. Be sure to tune in.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

If I'm elected... You will only need one cord to charge all electronic devices. #VoteForMe

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Right next to DeSea. #JuneBugJourneys ⁦ @bobandtom ⁩

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@bobkevoian

5 years

If elected... Father's Day will be celebrated on Monday so Dad's can have a 3 day weekend. #HappyFathersDay #VoteForMe

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

8 years

#KingOfThePool

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

50 degrees in January! #IndianaSummer #NFLPlayoffs #GoColts #GlobalWarmingCocktails

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

Be on @bobandtom tomorrow morning. Opening Day in Cincinnati! #PlayBall

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

6 years

Everybody's talking about the "Royal Wedding". BFD! No wedding will ever compare to this...

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Happy birthday, Tom. 69 #Nice @bobandtom @chickmcgee1 @Kristileenews @WillieGriswold @ThatJoshArnold

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Things I've learned from the Damar Hamlin incident. 1. Damar is off the respirator and talking with teammates. 2. Life can change in millisecond. 3. Skip Bayless is a bigger douchebag than I originally thought.

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

We lost a great driver, a man of honor and a gentleman to all. #RIPJohnAndretti

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Learning To Cry. #RIPTomPetty

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Happy birthday 🎂 Mustache. A faithful friend for 51 years. #FreeRidesSince1969

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

4 years

Dear, A-hole... I hope the car you illegally rented in Virginia Beach (using my credit card number) crashes into a tree and bursts into flames!

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@bobkevoian

4 years

May 2021 be the year of... 1. No Masked Singer 2. No Masked Dancer 3. No Masked America #HappyNewYear2021

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

9 years

A quick thank you to everyone. I will flood your timelines with retweets in the next few days. Kinda busy right now. #ThanksForTheLove

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@bobkevoian

2 years

There's no winner tonight. #CancelTheGame

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@bobkevoian

5 years

If I'm elected... Human beings will answer the phone when you call a business. #VoteForMe

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@bobkevoian

1 month

Happy birthday to this magnificent woman @BobsFunGirl It's not gold at the end of the rainbow it's beauty. Happy birthday, Darling.

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@bobkevoian

7 years

"You guys playin' cards?" - Flounder

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@bobkevoian

3 years

Happy birthday to my hot wife. @BobsFunGirl

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

7 years

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife @BobsFunGirl . #TheySayItsYourBirthday

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

I refuse to wear matching outfits with @BobsFunGirl , but today is an exception. We Love You, Marty! @Reds

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

8 years

I'm sure "The King" is helping God correct his backswing. #RIPArnoldPalmer

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

3 years

I'm heartbroken but Heaven just got an upgrade. #RIPBettyWhite

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@bobkevoian

6 years

Just finished eating 18 oysters. Should be hard as a rock by 3 o’clock. #Apalachicola

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

5 years

Last January in -3 degree weather I promised to never complain about the hot weather of Summer. F*ck that! Scorched my sack sitting on an aluminum chair yesterday. #PromisesAreMadeToBeBroken

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

1 year

Saw my shadow today… 6 more weeks of retirement and then another 6 weeks and another and another and another… #GroundhogDay

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Bob Kevoian

@bobkevoian

2 years

Happy 1st birthday, Finneas Kevoian. #GrandchildrenAreGrand

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