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Manchester ModGod widowed 57, unattainably handsome and smart for you. Cult hero to ladies here for my daily bitchy observations

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@Eartel_01 Ah I bet lovely. Can't put your arm round a memory though eh?
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@DonnaSandra99 What film are we talking?
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@LenoraMuade Try a prison?
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@Brandycctz Miss me?
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@YourTereza You're unreal! No literally. You're unreal.
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@SofiaMeyda Be better if you'd done some hoovering
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@MaddicRoxy9747 It's only early. Never know what the day might bring! Not even had a shower and got dressed yet!
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@angelia3x Someone will don't fret
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@NANAmoeiib Pictures of people with their kit off don't really interest me. Would find someone far more attractive if they could tell me what music they were into or what books they'd read and could make me laugh. Plus I'm looking for a lifetime monogamous soulmate. Oh don't do phone cards
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@sadieluvsaudrey Not really me you should be asking!
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@tkf9Rf6ijCtvkUm Possibly too much of a Russian citizen and the travelling that would entail
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@YourTereza Of but don't feel you continually need to keep the right one hidden. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Well not really.
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@Zbabankumbo Very pretty but the memories not quite what it used to be is it love? Let's get you another cushion and get you covered up. You nearly gave old Arthur over there another of his funny turns! Now it's milk and one isn't it?
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@YourTereza Struggling they've now passed.
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@JodyVoll Your intelligence, independence and strength make your sisters proud to share your gender.
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@NANAmoeiib Hiiii!!!! I really really old, 58, so nearly dead! I'm available as in single (i'm widowed, but not to talk as I'm working. Plus I'm in Manchester, plus I don't see why I should have to pay to go out with someone, plus I have no interest in hook ups fwbs etc What's the point?
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@lovspecial Where is Beatles band?
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@bluegoosenc Hi verysorebollox (is that indigenous?)
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@Eartel_01 Nice day!
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@kellyru0110 Hair tint?
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@OliviaOswald17 You asked before?
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@MozellP7901 Are they chafing?
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@YourTereza Not really a question is it if you're telling us how to answer?
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@Sofie2s Is Booba your Teddy?
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@Densyrx Prefer guinea pigs. What about you?
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@MedelineNayra If I kissed and hugged my friends I'd get 7:shades kicked out of me
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@Densyrx When can I have it back? No rush like.
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@BrookecTz Used to box. How fast can you run?
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@annawonderlandi No! Don't think you've even got the option of shaving it not! I'd have to get you some rusks in!
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@leezapeachy Yeh go on then what time?
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@BoyleSteph34608 What's an unnatural grandmother? If you adopted?
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@yasirah826084 Yeh yeh. Ok?
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@SofiaMeyda What is the alleged crime?
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@YourTereza Ifit wasn't then it would be now. Probably about 40lbs lighter. That's if you've not sold the dress.
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@michellexscott Yeh ok then. Now what?
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@YourTereza Waiting patiently too kid x
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@Bellaxs_4 Did people say 'hi' when it was taken or 'morning Miss'?
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@FranceDunn32081 How do we know you're not already wearing your Docs? Gotcha!
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@JodyVoll Bit kiddy fiddly for me
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@feliciatema30 Do you snore?
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@Elana__Love Nope. Already find your hedge tedious.
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@AmyyGrandson_01 It's more prominent than the average proboscis but I'd advise against surgery at this stage of life
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@rubysoho4u But Ruby where are you?!
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@Sofia_Rani34 Happy birthday x
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@Raadiyah973566 Hi yeh so when?
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@hannanative Well nobody could ever accuse you of not giving it your best shot Corporal Tedium
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@KimberlySusan0 Look very different here?
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@alexxxeeeof2 @caity_uk The heamaroid as well? Someone very sad.
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@BiancaData You're not pregnant. Don't even go there.
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@hannanative And don't we fuckin know it
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@SofiaMeyda Say ho to keep it on?
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@MackenzieG45798 Where and what is it? Not Polanski
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@AbuConsuel12359 That pointless piece of string that doesn't match your top does it for me.
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@KimberlySusan0 Hi Kimberly
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@NorahLucya No sorry. All or nothing.
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@ArrabellaClara At least you've been DMd!
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@LenoraMuade So Lenora, can't help but notice things are getting a bit less tempting as the day progresses. You started with full board, moved on to effectively the trough buffet, became more milf like and local, like a drive thru, now we're onto 'l'll send you a picture." What's next?
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@Tania2sx Not personally
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@Zbabankumbo Stopped/kept? Tomatoe/ Tomayto
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@natjane96 Say 'YOU'RE not impressed? At least I'm not going Dusty's
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@CurvesMothers Last orders.
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@miasexxy0 So I've not been on a date for 16 years. Don't want to make a fool out of myself so do people still talk, then maybe, kiss a few times. Then about 3rd date a bit of fumbling. Then you move on to pretty conservative sex till you find out about each other? Or she just face sits?
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@jenfoxxuwu You going to buy anything? New Look is shutting in 10.
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@angelia3x Unless you mean we're both claiming benefits (I get PIP) no.
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@azalea86808 Does it really make much difference?
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@Sofie2s @JuicyGirlsx Me. Just rubbing it in?
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@xoAeriel Trick question! There's one of each right? Think I'm stupid or something?
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@DonnaSandra99 So was I not old enough?
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@angelia3x Is your husband terribly proud? Did you have some sort of clause in your vows?
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@GGoddss380992 Be a stretch even for me
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@AmeliaWilde_AI Did you strip the floorboards yourself or was it just like that?
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@tracygialx @YourTereza Don't think you were invited. It's me and the T dog chilling out. Don't want you giving it all that when we're watching a film or having a natter with some tunes on. Jog on with your slapping arse!
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@YourAngelRei Subtle branding
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@hannanative Don't really condone terrorist activity but you 4 husband seeking oxygen thieves wouldn't be missed
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@andreaangxl It's more of a dress I'd say
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@hannanative Probably need to spread the word a bit more.
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Different gravy 👌🏽
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@misselusivex Oh yeh? Thanks for sharing.
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@Maggi_00_2 Not push starting it
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@AndreaKuoni Why? Watching footie this afternoon coming round?
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@YourTereza Dunno. Not said when you're coming over. And as you've agreed it's hanging out with a mate, nothing to do with money or sex, probably a bit overkill. Stick your trackie on. Be right.
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@BiancaData @mszrsmerci What time!? Need to tidy
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@naughty_becky My dog isla. Been on the X again. Won't turn the Prodigy down l.
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@baby_ashleyk Doesn't really seem a good deal to me. $30 for sloppy head. Today only. It's not really though is it? It's a film of a BJ. Not the same. Nothing like.
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@DonnaSandra99 58, widowed, still hot or not? Would you ride my wrinkles till I'm dead? Not a grandad sorry. Got a dog. Would you let my dog watch while you sucked on my leathery antique cock? If you want more pics fuck off. What do you think? Dick in or flopped out?
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