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Some thoughts about apology tour and why the o is silent in Blitzø's name: 🧵

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Guys I love his hoofies so much.

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Blitz texting Stolas post full moon

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What do u guys think the protocol for the stolas button is

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"When I see him" this, "Just look my way" that. Nothing will top this for me. Ate and left NO crumbs

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Blitz and Stolas sinstagram posts u will always be famous in my mind #stolitz

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Happy fathers day to them specifically

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This ur man?

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"Why is everything in the show about blitz and stolas now 🙄🙄" #helluvaboss

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I think its so funny that barn owls look so cute but they sound like this. How I imagine stolas sounds when uhhh

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#stolitz

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Barbie Wire saying "who's the little twink here??" in reference to Moxxie lives in my head rent free. I just know she clocked Blitz's crush on Fizz immediately

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people died.

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2 months

*pitchforks pointed to my throat already* okay just hear me out guys #stolitz

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"Mighty prince of hell" and he's wearing his gay ass little shorty short romper. What the hell is that

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I do it for him #stolitz

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When you're mean to Blitz this is who you're being mean to btw.

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What a week it's been guys.

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#stolitz

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19 days

And if I say Stolas' wedding vow to Blitz

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The care in Stolas' expression here gets me every time like bitch thats not your impish plaything that's your FUCKING HUSBAND STOP PLAYING WITH ME RN STOLAS

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I still hate the cherubs but this was such a serve. New pfp

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for your pleasure #stolitz

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#stolitz

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2 months

The smoke hearts. Every time I notice more details in this show I hadn't seen before I have to take a deep breath, get up and walk outside to clear my head. They will be the death of me

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I'm not complaining but they absolutely did not need to give him all that

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Vassago being fully supportive of Stolas loving Blitz (an imp) but Blitz is a jealous bitch who thinks he just wants to steal Stolas from him 😭😭 "Blitz darling he literally wants to officiate our wedding" "He can officiate these fucking nuts Stols YOU'RE MINE"

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can I say something

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blitz designing a tattoo for stolas

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Couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!! 😂😂😂😂

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idk what to tell yall #stolitz

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@BlitzoMandy And what if you logged off Twitter after posting this 😭

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Blitz in apology tour

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And if I say Stolas choosing Blitz means hell will freeze over everything Stolas knew and loved before him

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1 month

Recurring themes in Helluva Boss that resonate with me as a mentally ill queer person and are why I love the show:🧵

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Established Stolitz will be so sickeningly affectionate with each other they'll surpass M&M and Fizzarozzie combined I'm so serious. Unironic baby talk, silly pet names like Blitzypoo/Stollsy Wollsy, they'll refer to each other as "my husband" before they're even married

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I would have folded sorry

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Plot twist they're both pregnant

Vivienne Medrano 💖

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I know a lot are expecting our next episode out this weekend. Because we are trying to make it the best it can be it’s looking much more like next week! Solid dates coming for the next eps, but this one is just a tad special, still a little cooking left to do! 🙌❤️ thank you all!

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1 month

ok Viv said they were aiming for Friday but what if they finish before. What if they post it Thursday. Or Wednesday. Or tomorrow. What then guys

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Love this dude. Blip from heloova boas

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#stolitz

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@fullmoon_mazza I dont think ghostfuckers will have to be Halloween centered, spring broken aired in January so it's possible apology tour is supposed to be halloween time in universe

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Me: Vassago being Stolas' rebound isn't real it can't hurt you Vivienne Medrano on June 3, 2023:

Vivienne Medrano 💖

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Stolitzcels trying to explain the complexity of their relationship to people lacking media literacy skills who think Stolas is equally as abusive as Stella or think Blitz doesn't return his feelings and was coerced into the deal

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Stolas 🤝 His carnivorous plants Gobbling dat meat

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Computer ENHANCE!!!!

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I hope Vassago becomes a good friend of Stolas bc THAT is what he needs. He needs someone to talk to about his feelings. Blitz got Fizz back and has M&M. Stolas lives for Via but she isn't necessarily on his side because she's scared of losing him to Blitz. Stolas needs a friend

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pause

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Blitz is the one wearing the dress at the wedding sorry guys. He's so serious about Stolas not peeking

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You relate to Blitz? Thats awesome! I've also ruined several of my past relationships because I felt unworthy of being loved

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Stolitz is for late bloomer gays and ppl with BPD. No I will not elaborate

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@GremlinIq Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!! -Blitz after his "meetings" with Stolas in his office

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Stolas gives Blitz the crystal and explains his reasoning, Blitz is like "YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU?!? 😂😂😂" and storms off with the sack of sex toys he brought. Then it cuts to Blitz crying inconsolably on his couch while I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski plays in the back

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"You'll leave them breathless" // "You know I don't disappoint"

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Love this guy from helluva boss. Bitch

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"You say that with sarcasm but I totes would" Can u imagine how many times Cash jokingly complimented his performances, Blitzo being like "Really 🥺" and cash saying "No you stupid boy, that was sarcasm! People won't come to the circus if your act stinks, keep practicing"

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Can someone draw this as stolas.

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かくれんぼ hide-and-seek

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Blitz hasn't purred since the harvest moon festival ep btw.

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@gothblitzo Petition to bring back blitzorodeo posts vivienne medrano brandon rogers please please please

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Stolitz having their perceptions of each other shattered and learning about each other's traumas and seeing each other for who they really are and becoming closer for it and falling deeply for each other and being able to heal knowing they're not alone and have one another

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@sgpenpen Bestie....this means blitz is straight now

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@goztfukr Blitz texting stolas post-full moon

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Stolitz concept: blitz edits his sex tape with stolas on windows movie maker and this is the title card

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@Ashes3622 Man's has succubus level rizz considering he bagged VEROSIKA

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Who's that at your table 🧐 is your date a Demon Prince? 🤨 Stolas is that you? 🤯 ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH AN IMP? 😱

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tail pulling and spanking #stolitz

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-one of the most important aspects of a relationship is open communication -real friends may judge your interests but they will never tell you stop liking them -you can reject societal expectations and learn to live unapologetically as a queer person

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How? #fullmoon #stolitz

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Apology Tour Stolas and Blitz make up. They kiss on stage while waving their pride flags. Double pregnancy announcement. Everyone claps. Then Verosika and Barbie walk on stage and

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100 follower special part 1: bottom blitz being a good boy

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Helluva Boss S2Ep4 Western Energy

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Why must the slow burn romance slowly burn. Why can't they have sex in the meantime or something

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His thighs are so chompable I'd cover them in buffalo sauce

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-exploring relationships and sex as a late bloomer gay can make you feel isolated from the community -practicing kink safely requires a bond of trust and enthusiastic consent at every step -for a lot of queer people the best support comes from a found family

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-the right support system will not abandon you for fucking up/regressing - it is okay to be no contact with your bio family if they abused you -healing from trauma isn't linear -mistakes you made in the past dont define you as a person, you must learn to forgive yourself

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Can we have this instead of full moon

雨木木的伞架

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The second half of 《Hide Away》, it's scribbled, but I'm happy. #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzo

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@hvskerdust Stolas purposely going out in public alone to places he would run into blitz: ohh dear I'm all alone..I sure hope no handsome muscular imp ruffian tries to ravish me, A Helpless Goetia Prince, in this vulnerable state....

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The fact that helluva boss is the show that got me into mpreg is fucking insane. How did I get here

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Blitz's words to drunk Stolas are gonna hit him like a truck during the morning hangover

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Moxxie doll theory #1 : Blitz puts the doll in the corner of the bedroom, says to Stolas "Looks like we have an audience, might as well put on a show for him" and when they get freaky he looks over at the Moxdoll and tells him "this is how a real man fucks"

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Stolas after his meds refill: baby that wasn't even me idk who that was

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@M_ariahb_ella Blitz after full moon

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@sgpenpen For me it's also

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babygirl #helluvaboss

Official Chicken Little Movie Account

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Give Jimmy Fallon someone to interview

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He was so fucking giddy bro 😭😭😭

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@sgpenpen The stolitz psych ward mass hallucination incident

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@BlitzoMandy brandon confirmed it

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can I say something inappropriate

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Eldritch demon prince pussy would save me actually

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Smokin' Pair #stolitz #helluvaboss

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yes stolitz angst and heartbreak BUT blitz down bad extremely excited for the night going on a shopping spree with fizz looking for stuff to make it special???

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@sgpenpen Remember when he said "I can do this real fast" and then it was the morning after real fast...yeah

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@stolasprophecy Blitz before he knew Stolas wanted him like that:

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God I love how much the production/animation quality for helluva boss has improved. Full moon was so fucking breathtaking visually. The colors the backgrounds the expressions the fluidity all of it was so good

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I dont think I can be on Twitter until apology tour I can't handle the stolitz discourse guys please stop blaming one or the other especially ppl blaming blitz 100% 😭

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@strwblitzy My friend putting helluva boss related words in her answers when we play jackbox games cause she knows I'll vote for it

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