college student lwj who has to fend off people asking him out by telling them he has a boyfriend and it works for a time. But the boyfriend is never around, so people stop believing the boyfriend thing.
lwj's "boyfriend" is actually famous actor wei wuxian
Hypothetically if wangxian were to churn out a kid that's a lwj replica. Lwj now has the opportunity to freeze, turn to wwx and say, "... I understand now" before relentlessly teasing the child
Today I offer you: another angsty canon-divergence thread which starts with wwx getting his arm cut off by yzy, but he bleeds out and gets dumped into the lake. He turns into a somewhat resentful river spirit - merxian - and returns to get his revenge.
modern wangxian where they both decide to do bouquet tossing and wwx stage whispers to lwj to throw his flowers at jiang cheng bc "hes never getting married otherwise" and lwj full on throws the bouquet like a pro baseball player
pls just imagine a massive scene where someone is getting a little to persistent with lwj and the next day there is a commotion on campus where wwx is spotted. he walks up to lwj (who is being bothered by the annoying guy) and pulls him in for a public makeout session
was thinking about how parents sometimes shove their babies under their shirts for skin contact or feedings in public and thought lan wangji doing that for his rabbits bc it's cold
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Wwx seeing lwj hold babies at the nursery during Gusu study. He's smiling softly as the babies grab at his pretty face for attention
Wwx's brain malfunctions and he blurts out that they could have many babies together
(wwx does indeed knock lwj up with twins first try)
(Also, a moment of silence for lwj please. While wwx is pretty chill about it in his pov, lwj totally went home after this and cried about everything he learned that day.)
Foxji felting his shed fur into a mini fox to send as a courting gift to dragonxian. Wwx almost goes insane from the scent the little felt figurine gives off
[MDZS] this was supposed to only be abt a leg sleeve tattoo lwj gets on his leg but i kinda got invested in his back (some of them are goofy doodles wwx drew in lwj's notebook as teens)
Teen dragonxian, who can't quite keep his tail still when he sees teenji. It starts twitching like a cat, but destroys nearby objects because of the size
your best friend's newly adopted infant son adores you and gives you gifts that are totally not from the father who is in love with you
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Wangxian fighting over who gets to be the laphusband for the cuddle session with arrows pointing to them
Wwx: loves lwj's squishy thighs 29/10 comfort. Plays to WIN. 😤
Lwj: about to unleash The Pout™, a move so powerful it stuns everyone in the direction of its gaze
Lwj totally called wwx and told him abt the persistent guy. Wwx knows that lwj can handle himself but w this one guy being so annoying he decided to step in and show the guy that he can't compare to wwx's affections. Dick measuring contest and wwx wins
touched. As LWJ looked down at the beautiful man, he couldnt help feeling a heat ruse under his collar and his ears burned. WWX seemed to know just how to make him flustered as he flipped their joined hands and brushed his lips against LWJ's palm through the silk like the
Also that while lwj definitely appreciated wwx's stubborn attempts at befriending him, he didn't entirely see why wwx got so much joy out of pestering him until he has kids of his Own that ended up taking after lwj's own personality
happy pride month! have my trans lwj binder comic that I made to celebrate me getting my first binder
(he/him only for both me and lwj)
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how do i emphasize how much i love seeing my faves be fat and happy post-canon (trans lwj who becomes a bear >:) and a recovering wwx who is a future-bear-to-be)
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i absolutely adore post-canon wx slowly gaining more weight bc of their love languages @ each other so lwj becomes an absolute bear of a man and, tbh while i hc that wwx/mxy's bodies both have a bit of a hard time absorbing nutrients wwx Does gain a tummy just slower than lwj's
lwj discovering a monster living under his dorm room bed when he has to lift the mattress to change his sheets and sees surprised eyes staring back at him through the bed slats
Firm believer that the older lan members that weren't main family thought the teenage wangxian interactions were pure entertainment for them specifically(since wwx never had malicious intent)