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@Bumdesliga
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CL fell off
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Ødegaard has 1 assist and 2 BCC in his last 21 PL games. Not even a made up stat lol
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4 years
GREATEST CB OF ALL TIME
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This is not football man
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Insane finish from Haaland
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4 years
Haaland is too good
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3 years
Ja Morant stats with Finney Smith as primary defender: 4/14 FG 0/3 3P 3 AST 6 TOs And 2 Fat Ls to top it all off
@NathanChester24
Nathan Chester
3 years
Dallas is not even that good defensively. With the possible exception of Porzingis, they have no elite defenders and have just benefitted from extremely lucky shot-variance—which seems to not be slowing down at all.
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Washed Özil had better numbers
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MSN were never this good
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Paco Alcacer had a better Dortmund career than Haaland
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Neuer is ridiculously good
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3 years
We spent over 200m on defenders in the past 5 years and this is what we ended up with
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3 years
The Lewandowski playing in a super team argument is funny because his resume with Dortmund is 10x better than Kane's with Spurs
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4 years
Apparently PL clubs play good defense
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4 years
'Would you look at all that space, Mbappe would score 40 goals a season in this league'
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Crying
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Last minute with CL qualification on the line. Special player
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2 years
Would've felt sorry if Zverev wasn't a domestic abuser
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4 years
Lool I love all of them
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3 years
SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
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@Bumdesliga
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3 years
Pogba
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@slimeseyi
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Xhaka v Pogba been one of the best rivalries of the last decade methinks
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4 years
This is how it should be, what is really embarrassing is all them premier league sides who'd sit back even when they're losing
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Zed
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Jesus Christ...
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4 years
Premier league fans loud again like this is not their league
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3 years
Chuckled a lil i'm not gonna lie
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4 years
Seen better goalkeeping in sunday league
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4 years
Leipzig top of the league without Werner
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2 years
The Marco Rose fans are the worst part of the Dortmund fanbase
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@Bumdesliga
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4 years
Greenwood against serious opponents 😬😬
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4 years
Zorc when Woodward calls tonight offering 150m
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4 years
@slimeseyi You mean this
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Anthony Taylor
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Group of death Dortmund >>
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4 years
No help
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Fucking clown
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People laughing at Potter like he's not 10x better than Terzic lol
@bvbnewsblog
BVB Newsblog
6 months
Graham Potter is a candidate to take over as coach of Borussia Dortmund. Another potential replacement for Edin Terzic is Arne Slot from Feyenoord - as well as Franck Haise from RC Lens. 🗞 @GraemeBailey , @HITCfootball #BVB
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4 years
Harden
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
4 years
ESPN Sources: Houston coach Mike D’Antoni is informing the franchise’s ownership today that he’s becoming a free agent and won’t return to the Rockets next season.
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Griezmann and Dybala loool. This is real football
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3 years
20th career G/A vs Bayern. Special
@PrimeSancho
Mahdi.
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REUS WHAT A GOAL
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4 years
Upamecano 😭😭
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4 years
We got a Naruto fan and Arsenal fan on the roster. Love this team
@redditmavericks
offszn r/Mavericks
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I love Willie so much
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Club legend in my eyes. If he punched him he would've deserved a statue
@bvbnewsblog
BVB Newsblog
1 year
Some of these words came out when Bellingham insulted Nico Schulz during the match against Glasgow Rangers. Apparently this continued last season. Especially during training or at half-time in the dressing room, he is said to have been abusive towards his teammates. #BVB
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@slimeseyi A 70 years old man deadass lives in your head rent free
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Plea just equalled Lacazette away goals for the past year in 40 seconds
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This man was found guilty of domestic violence against one of his exes, and his other ex signed an NDA 2 weeks before she committed suicide
@iMiaSanMia
Bayern & Germany
1 year
❗Bayern are working on signing Jérôme Boateng as a free agent! Advanced talks have taken place. The club's bosses want him. Boateng is fit and ready to come back. No medical yet. Next meeting is scheduled for Sunday [ @Plettigoal ]
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@Bumdesliga
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WE FIGHT TOGETHER
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2 years
Take-on numbers...I'm starting to doubt if he's really Brazilian
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This you?
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Bürki gotta go
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Lool in Kimmich's face. He might be the GOAT
@10bansh
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This is the best GIF ever
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Thanks for all the memories 💛🖤
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THE BEST TO EVER PLAY THE GAME
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Best LB on the planet
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2 years
Everything Gobert does on defense and 10x more on offense for 13m a year lol
@NekiasNBA
Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan
2 years
Brook Lopez is nasty in a drop, man.
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She fell down the fucking stairs and died, Oda can't be serious
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THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT THE GOAT
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The run of episodes from 391 to 405 in Sabaody is easily the best in one piece so far
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Freed from Tuchel's shackles 🔥🔥
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I appreciate all the messages. My bad for making you worry it's just every time I logged on social media I got really mad and needed some time off
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Read 100 chapters of Daiya no Ace today
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They're adding Sane to this attack
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@KieranCFC88
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1.04 xG on 19 shots is not good at all lol
😭😭😭😭😭
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@JackGrealish
Jack Grealish
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Imagine messi hazard & coutinho as a front three 😪
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4 years
2 ballon d'or podium finishes for Bergkamp, Hazard can't chat to him
Bergkamp & Hazard mentioned in the same sentence LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Dahoud is back and better than ever
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At no point in his Dortmund career was Akanji the 4th option. He was our best defender before we signed Schlotti and the club offered him more money to stay
@Fs_FTBL
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If you told anyone before the season started that Manuel Akanji, 4th option CB for Borussia Dortmund Was gonna move to MAN CITY and become one of their KEY PLAYERS and HELP TAKE THEM TO A UCL FINAL NONE would’ve even listened to you let alone believe you, Crazy turnaround. 😅
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Please stop comparing Thiago to Kovacic. It's embarrassing
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2 years
Only on Twitter you will find people who rate Timo Werner
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3 years
37 games played 1 goals scored and over 10m made. Great business by Edu
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Corinthians have made an official bid to Willian, confirmed. He wants to leave Arsenal since May and he’s now considering Corinthians proposal. 🇧🇷 #AFC #Corinthians Willian has never been in talks with Al Ahli - priority still to European clubs, but Corinthians are now pushing.
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Coincidence? I THINK FUCKING NOT
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EDIN TERZIC YOU WON'T SEE HEAVEN
@FootballReprt
Football Report
1 year
YOUSSOUFA MOUKOKO 🇩🇪(2004) BREAKS THE DEADLOCK WITH A SUPERB FINISH!!! #U21Euro
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Life without Schlotterbeck
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
11 months
🇩🇪📉 Captain Ilkay Gündogan: "It can't be any worse right now. That’s the only positive aspect." ( @berger_pj ) Last 2 games for Germany… Germany 2-3 Türkiye ❌ Austria 2-0 Germany❌
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Spiderman game in this event
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2 years
It's always Wiggins has more points than Kawhi but never George Hill has more playoffs points than Dame
@Gardas111
Gardas
2 years
Andrew Wiggins has more career points than him
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This Dortmund CL run
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In the 160 minutes that Jorginho has played for Arsenal so far we have conceded 6 goals
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2 years
It's actually sad how common those racist views are
@rndmburneracct
nemanja unproblematic
2 years
Excuse me?
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I'm so done with football man
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3 years
Love to see it. Don't think ive ever seen a more punchable face than albas
@RobertoRojas97
Roberto Rojas
3 years
So so poor from Jules Kounde to do that to Jordi Alba.
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3 years
They're the Utah Jazz of football
@slimeseyi
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City most regular season team of all time man
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Made it through all these groups of death but now I'm feeling scared of Newcastle...makes me sick how far we fell off
This shit needs to be investigated
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Rapha guerreiro is the best player i've ever seen
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Best thing he ever did. Shame Arteta didn't keep him locked
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The only Brazilian that Foden reminds me of is Rafinha Alcantara
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😭😭😭
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3 years
Rafa in his physical prime is the greatest athlete of all time. Some of these shots shouldn't be humanly possible
@TennisTV
Tennis TV
3 years
A magical highlight reel 😍 Counting down @RafaelNadal 's top 21 best ATP shots to celebrate his *historic* 21st Grand Slam title! #AusOpen
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I don't care if he's playing as a striker, a #10 or an #8 this is just a very special footballer
@idoxvi
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Jude Bellingham vs Barcelona @BellinghamJude
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People expect from Sancho to perform in a team like this 🤣
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Mats Hummels I stood up and applauded this is the greatest CL run from a CB ever
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4 years
These Alli Havertz comparisons are not it, Kai can actually offer something other than poaching
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Just finished Enies Lobby. So damn good 10/10
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Thiago vs Bundesliga teams this season: 24 games 0 assists 1 big chance created Thiago vs PL teams this season: 3 games 2 assists 2 big chances created
@AntonyHawes
Hawes
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When we applying Bundesliga Tax to Thiago ?
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2 years
Never sitting Courtside to an Arsenal game again. Lacazette done hit me with one of his shots
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@DosUltra Doslist
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Moukoko has 6 goals in 4 games for Germany U-21 and he's 3 years younger than anyone on the team lol
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My chest hurts this is the worst performance of all time
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The 4th one is literally this
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@BonesDMB
Bones
3 years
Usogui has some of the best volume covers. Cant buy them so imma just drop all my favorites in this thread(Wont be in order)
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Reiss Nelson played 600 minutes total in the bundesliga and he scored (8) double Pulisic's best season (4) in the same league
@MLS_Buzz
MLS Buzz
2 years
Christian Pulisic needs to leave Chelsea because it's a place where attackers are going to have their talents wasted... Here's a quick thread sing the 2021/22 season and Liverpool as a comparison group since their attackers thrive in the same league:
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4 years
Ole will pay for his crimes man, not even Mourinho has done this
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I don't wanna be negative on a day like this but if Bayern somehow make the final and we lose to them you'll never see me on this app again
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