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ria 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 | 23 | smash (corrin) and mtg and pokemon | friendly neighborhood cat in DC metro area :3 :p meow | pfp by @MadaDrawing | priv: @sillymodecatalt

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@awaitingtrial they posted this like two days after posting abt how they hated anyone celebrating the fourth of july
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@blepsatyou
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@LolOverruled reminds me of this awesome Tumblr post I saw a bit ago
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
catgirl top be like *hitting me with her paws* bap bap bap GET PREGNANT bap bap bap GET PREGNANT bap bap bap-
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@blepsatyou
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@chaser_bait well then time to get a diagnosis bc I'm always stacking paper 😎💯🔥🔥
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@blepsatyou
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4 years
@MK_McMaster @humford @GravelInstitute Kneecapping the patriarchy by aiding and abetting the creepy old guy love 2 see it
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@blepsatyou
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4 years
@sapphones If I faced an ethical dilemma due to the field of work I pursued I'd simply say no thank you, rip to your scientists but I'm different
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@blepsatyou
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7 months
@girlcel_ can you explain the part where she's evil? you said it at the start like it was important to the story but I didn't get that impression from any of her words or actions
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@blepsatyou
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@Very__Regular @RobocopFacts you didn't say anything about boycotting or respecting picket lines so I can only assume you don't care and thus I'll have to condemn this message
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@blepsatyou
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@GayOliveGarden generating and repeatedly killing names bc i hate male names so much
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
trans girl orders from cat cafe in PERFECT meows, shocks patrons and staff
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
[with full intent of flinging myself off the nearest bridge if i dont get a response] hiiii :33 how are you today :D meow!! ^.^
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@blepsatyou
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5 months
for too long, no catgirl has progressed beyond the "paws at you" stage -- that ends now. today, I, ria blepsatyou, will be the first catgirl brave enough to go "paws IN you" mode. applications below.
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@blepsatyou
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@SzMarsupial @Very__Regular what's up is also a gay option, in fact this is the only straight option
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@blepsatyou
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@nyamber_ Mewtwo is like a prince ruperts drop cuz 99% of the time he's untouchable and ridiculous and then u randomly hit the tail hurtbox and he explodes
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@blepsatyou
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5 months
@RadishHarmers where does "making chili for your neighbors is predatory" fall in this catalog
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@blepsatyou
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2 months
@chaser_bait asking for a comment at 1:16 am??? clearly you're forcing this poor guy to stay up all night, all part of your grand abuse plan I'm sure...
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@blepsatyou
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@_nellhypothesis on the one hand I agree but on the other I think freud would have synthesized the AGP thing and the fact that we tend to look like our mothers after transitioning and just concluded it was the Oedipus complex and called it a day
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@blepsatyou
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decided to stop being a coward about this one from my priv
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@cisgenderhaver @leishathanthou *adjusts my glasses and looks closer* by god...
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@blepsatyou
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@slime_machine @Trile_and_Error what if ibdw stood for i be doin women. just a thought I had that shaped my views on him.
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@blepsatyou
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7 months
it's surprising to me that catgirls on here never post kink abt the scruff reflex imagine (for purely intellectual purposes) calling a girl mommy and then she drags you helplessly by your neck to bed... there's just so much there ?
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch save me ... save me sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch
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@blepsatyou
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@BootlegSSB wow that's kind of like the opposite of most sex kicks
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@blepsatyou
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@girlcel_ that's a crazy email address geez x.x
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@blepsatyou
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7 months
trans catgirl who is kind of into getting forcepupped
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@blepsatyou
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5 months
the rice purity test fucking sucks. where is the point for gazing soulfully into her eyes between kisses. where is the point for the spontaneous giggling after sharing the most intimate moment of your lives. where is the point for size difference frotting
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@blepsatyou
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>looking for a local queer space >ask the organizer "is this a cool queer space or a Lex queer space?" >she doesn't understand (pull out chart showing what's cool and what's Lex) >She laughs and says "it's a good queer space fellow sapphic amab neurodiverse transfemme"
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@blepsatyou
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not the greatest photo but got a little cuntier than normal to go play mtg today >:3 you cant even see it but the choker is glittery!!
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@blepsatyou
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8 months
🏳️‍⚧️ :3
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@blepsatyou
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2 years
How can economics assume that actors are rational when Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m acts in a provably random fashion? Can your models account for her holding up a spork?
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@blepsatyou
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7 months
"do you have the pass for that slur?" yeah. the battle pass. and once I use it 100 times I unlock an exclusive slur for Smash Bros players
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@blepsatyou
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3 years
@BlockNoChain @CountCristo42 @stalker_thegame why does this usecase uniquely require the use of NFTs? the steam marketplace e.g. functions just fine without using the underlying technology. if developers want to encourage a secondary market of purchasable goods why not just implement that traditionally?
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@blepsatyou
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7 months
@girlcel_ please let me know if you ever write a full length play I would watch it in a heartbeat
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
beanie moder (do NOT ask her what is under the hat)
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@blepsatyou
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2 months
meow meow!
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@blepsatyou
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4 months
Girltwink: graahh im yearning Me: hey i have this dumb tweet idea but idk how to introduce the joke naturally, can you help? Masochist girl with a hammer kink who dresses up as ET every Halloween: hey guys you're never going to guess what my Halloween costume is this year
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@blepsatyou
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4 months
the logical endpoint of t4t hookups is that you get naked in the shower together for the experience but don't turn the water on so that no girlsmell is lost
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@blepsatyou
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6 months
@hovermyr getting embarrassed that your dual land enters tapped but insisting it'll be really impressive once she just gives it time to untap
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@blepsatyou
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4 months
btw do any pretty tgirls fw a sorta chubby annoying Indian girl who is only ok at smash and shares weird pokemon trivia and posts inane bullshit in the guise of "jokes" every day 👉👈
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I need to flirt with people on here more or maybe less
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@blepsatyou
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at the bookstore studying my followers
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@blepsatyou
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deadline sometime tmrw afternoon after my classes, got bullied into this
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@blepsatyou
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3 years
Guy who studies all of the cocktail recipes for naqt but doesn't drink
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@blepsatyou
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algebra is easy as shit, like, find X? it's the first website in my url bar dumbass. maybe they should update the curriculum so they teach you to log off X. that's a real world skill I wish I had.
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@blepsatyou
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how am I supposed to work when all the hot girls on twitter r posting constantly can u guys like chill out from 9-5 for me thanks
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@blepsatyou
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doing catgirl gunplay by asking her to stick a loaded spray bottle in my mouth
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@blepsatyou
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had a package come in the mail today 🤨 happy tuesday everykitty
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very excited for midnight today :3
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@blepsatyou
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@CaseyExplosion @RobocopFacts I once had a super annoying convo with someone who couldn't furnish a single reason why we needed nfts to facilitate digital marketplaces when the steam market does that just fine with traditional tech, just always been a solution in search of a problem
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@blepsatyou
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it's not weird I'm eating ramen alone on a Friday night I'm actually cultivating the courage to be myself...
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@blepsatyou
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holy shit my boss dragged me into an empty room and told me I was getting promoted and that I had won an award with a cash prize attached maybe today is good actually
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the office is empty enough today I could probably find an empty room and claim it for an hour
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@blepsatyou
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thinking about this again...genuinely one of the most inspiring posts I've ever seen
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@blepsatyou
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i love when a person is a trans woman its like woahhhhh... so cool...
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@blepsatyou
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4 months
oh that's gore. that's gore and my comfort character...
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@blepsatyou
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just topped 8 at a local!! went 0-2 for 25th though
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@blepsatyou
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girl who supports her "bf" thru her transition but silently counts her as two for her body count as it happens
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@blepsatyou
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@tonykchoi this poor state is surrounded by huge overachievers all of its neighbors are in the double digits :(
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@blepsatyou
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god please is there purring voice training i wish I could purr there are some emotions I have that simply cannot be expressed rn without the ability to purr
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@blepsatyou
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@chaser_bait i experience this but with proximity to catgirls
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@blepsatyou
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@girlcel_ nooo faith you're going to lose all the boy followers who were following u bc they thought they had a chance... ur metrics will plummet...
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@blepsatyou
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beautiful t4t pairing of catgirl gf with overly long nails x gf who wants to be used as a scratching post
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@blepsatyou
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2 years
@cubecarl_ @Juicysteak117 right idea but the line would have to be higher, the triangle is smaller than the rectangle on the right
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@blepsatyou
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3 months
me: doctor, I'm depressed, I'm not sure which sort of animalgirl trans girl I am supposed to be doctor: solution is simple, great clown Pagliacci is in town, see him and decide based off which balloon animal he gives you me, breaking down crying: but doctor,
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@blepsatyou
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got some pics in of me being silly and transgendered ... ignore how wide open my eyes are in the first one I saw a bird somewhere outside
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@blepsatyou
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to me t4t lesbian sex is when you look into another girl's eyes and both start giggling
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@blepsatyou
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Purposely missing turns to get told off by the hot Australian GPS voice
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@blepsatyou
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[trying really hard to fit in] s-she served her mother's cunt?, slay?
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@blepsatyou
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yeah I have rizz *starts making biscuits on a girls boobs*
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HEARTWARMING: watch as this chronic boymoder upgrades her wardrobe from a triforce shirt and cargo shorts to a triforce shirt and booty shorts
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@WeNeed2BanSonic women do make me wonder
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@blepsatyou
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@tinygreenbug favorite somewhat hard to verify fact about this is that apparently only the North Pacific tree frog actually goes ribbit but it became a widespread onamatopoeia bc the frog lives near Hollywood so every movie depicting frogs uses its ribbiting for the sound
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@blepsatyou
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3 years
Just realized barbershop profit motives involve cutting the least acceptable amount of hair to motivate you to come back sooner... Advising my followers to go bald to stick it to Big Haircut
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@blepsatyou
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a great paradox of life that i want to lie in a pretty girls lap and cry out all my problems to her but if i ever were to lie in a pretty girls lap i can't imagine any of my problems being worth crying about anymore
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@blepsatyou
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imagine if you said "I like sex as much as the next guy" and then the next guy turned out to be asexual. I bet you'd feel really stupid then
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@blepsatyou
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3 years
does everyone get exhausted just thinking about all of their pressing obligations or is it just me. like not even doing them just acknowledging they exist
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@blepsatyou
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5 months
they should make a Lyft alternative that lets me book a ride on a motorcycle with a beautiful butch lesbian who I have to clutch tightly the whole time. also she should go 30mph over the whole time
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@blepsatyou
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hiii gm to my kitty frens my puppy frens and everyone else ^.^
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code switching therian girl (she meows around catgirls and woofs around puppygirls)
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@blepsatyou
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got my sapiosexual scholarship rescinded cuz my GF's GPA dropped below a 3.0 >.<
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@blepsatyou
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going on a restaurant date with a girl and she takes away my menu. I think it's bc she wants to order for me but when the waiter comes she only orders one entree & asks for two plates; when my plate comes she opens a meow mix and dumps it on my plate & eats the entree by herself
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@blepsatyou
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Yeah sure why not Like for an anonymous tweet
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@blepsatyou
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it's cool how I can call it "yearning" instead of "having a crush" now. its so much less embarrassing, and also so much more embarrassing
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@blepsatyou
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@2seatlimousine back when Steve / Kazuya ban discourse was peaking I saw a post that was like "if you ban those two you HAVE to ban Luigi to be consistent" and like yeah...deal
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@blepsatyou
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@girboytwinkussy using the ladder to {increase, eliminate} the size difference tho....
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@blepsatyou
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do you guys think there are therian trans girls in the Pokemon universe who do kinky petplay with their "Pokemon Trainers"
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@blepsatyou
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3 months
this one did get a ton of notes but on Tumblr so I'm sharing here
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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@blepsatyou
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being really good at posting memes in a niche sub-community Facebook page for a couple years ruined me ill never get that scale of attention and popularity back
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@blepsatyou
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holy shit it's only been one session of laser but I've never not shaved for three days and has like an acceptable amount of facial hair before this is incredible
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@blepsatyou
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my toxic trait is that if you tell me you're drinking I WILL yell at you to remember to drink water . even if it's annoying
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@blepsatyou
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got my new tank top featuring Espeon and Umbreon from hit video game Pokemon Colosseum :3
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@blepsatyou
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made a new friend she has four paws and pronouns ^.^
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@blepsatyou
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@Normalssbbbx I went a little deeper and watched part of his 30 min followup where he explained that telling him not to say slurs was bad bc it was like when his mom told him not to curse
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@blepsatyou
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older woman who will forcibly stick a "cat" label on my forehead and then take me shopping at PetSmart save me......
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A label maker is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
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@blepsatyou
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if there is any chance for a perpetual motion machine it probably involves a trans girl w/ her boobs out and a way to convert her friends' horny compliments into a usable form of energy
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@blepsatyou
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almost forgot but happy hrt anniversary to me ^.^ im really glad I took the leap and happy with my progress so far but there's a lot to do that I'm looking forward to in year 2!! thank you to all my friends who've encouraged and supported me through everything <3
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@blepsatyou
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*sits on your chest* *paws at you* are you awake yet? *paws at you* are you awake yet? *paws at you* are you awake yet? *paws at you* are you awake yet? *paws at you* are you awake yet? *paws at you* are you awake y- hi hiiii gm ^.^ haiii hru hiiii!!!!
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