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@girlcel_
can you explain the part where she's evil? you said it at the start like it was important to the story but I didn't get that impression from any of her words or actions
@Very__Regular
@RobocopFacts
you didn't say anything about boycotting or respecting picket lines so I can only assume you don't care and thus I'll have to condemn this message
for too long, no catgirl has progressed beyond the "paws at you" stage -- that ends now.
today, I, ria blepsatyou, will be the first catgirl brave enough to go "paws IN you" mode.
applications below.
@nyamber_
Mewtwo is like a prince ruperts drop cuz 99% of the time he's untouchable and ridiculous and then u randomly hit the tail hurtbox and he explodes
@chaser_bait
asking for a comment at 1:16 am??? clearly you're forcing this poor guy to stay up all night, all part of your grand abuse plan I'm sure...
@_nellhypothesis
on the one hand I agree but on the other I think freud would have synthesized the AGP thing and the fact that we tend to look like our mothers after transitioning and just concluded it was the Oedipus complex and called it a day
it's surprising to me that catgirls on here never post kink abt the scruff reflex
imagine (for purely intellectual purposes) calling a girl mommy and then she drags you helplessly by your neck to bed... there's just so much there ?
sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch save me ...
save me sub bottom who is so pathetic and teasable that she makes me realize I'm actually a switch
the rice purity test fucking sucks. where is the point for gazing soulfully into her eyes between kisses. where is the point for the spontaneous giggling after sharing the most intimate moment of your lives. where is the point for size difference frotting
>looking for a local queer space
>ask the organizer "is this a cool queer space or a Lex queer space?"
>she doesn't understand (pull out chart showing what's cool and what's Lex)
>She laughs and says "it's a good queer space fellow sapphic amab neurodiverse transfemme"
How can economics assume that actors are rational when Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m acts in a provably random fashion? Can your models account for her holding up a spork?
@BlockNoChain
@CountCristo42
@stalker_thegame
why does this usecase uniquely require the use of NFTs? the steam marketplace e.g. functions just fine without using the underlying technology. if developers want to encourage a secondary market of purchasable goods why not just implement that traditionally?
Girltwink: graahh im yearning
Me: hey i have this dumb tweet idea but idk how to introduce the joke naturally, can you help?
Masochist girl with a hammer kink who dresses up as ET every Halloween: hey guys you're never going to guess what my Halloween costume is this year
the logical endpoint of t4t hookups is that you get naked in the shower together for the experience but don't turn the water on so that no girlsmell is lost
btw do any pretty tgirls fw a sorta chubby annoying Indian girl who is only ok at smash and shares weird pokemon trivia and posts inane bullshit in the guise of "jokes" every day 👉👈
algebra is easy as shit, like, find X? it's the first website in my url bar dumbass. maybe they should update the curriculum so they teach you to log off X. that's a real world skill I wish I had.
@CaseyExplosion
@RobocopFacts
I once had a super annoying convo with someone who couldn't furnish a single reason why we needed nfts to facilitate digital marketplaces when the steam market does that just fine with traditional tech, just always been a solution in search of a problem
holy shit my boss dragged me into an empty room and told me I was getting promoted and that I had won an award with a cash prize attached maybe today is good actually
god please is there purring voice training i wish I could purr there are some emotions I have that simply cannot be expressed rn without the ability to purr
me: doctor, I'm depressed, I'm not sure which sort of animalgirl trans girl I am supposed to be
doctor: solution is simple, great clown Pagliacci is in town, see him and decide based off which balloon animal he gives you
me, breaking down crying: but doctor,
@tinygreenbug
favorite somewhat hard to verify fact about this is that apparently only the North Pacific tree frog actually goes ribbit but it became a widespread onamatopoeia bc the frog lives near Hollywood so every movie depicting frogs uses its ribbiting for the sound
Just realized barbershop profit motives involve cutting the least acceptable amount of hair to motivate you to come back sooner... Advising my followers to go bald to stick it to Big Haircut
a great paradox of life that i want to lie in a pretty girls lap and cry out all my problems to her but if i ever were to lie in a pretty girls lap i can't imagine any of my problems being worth crying about anymore
does everyone get exhausted just thinking about all of their pressing obligations or is it just me. like not even doing them just acknowledging they exist
they should make a Lyft alternative that lets me book a ride on a motorcycle with a beautiful butch lesbian who I have to clutch tightly the whole time. also she should go 30mph over the whole time
going on a restaurant date with a girl and she takes away my menu. I think it's bc she wants to order for me but when the waiter comes she only orders one entree & asks for two plates; when my plate comes she opens a meow mix and dumps it on my plate & eats the entree by herself
@2seatlimousine
back when Steve / Kazuya ban discourse was peaking I saw a post that was like "if you ban those two you HAVE to ban Luigi to be consistent" and like yeah...deal
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
being really good at posting memes in a niche sub-community Facebook page for a couple years ruined me ill never get that scale of attention and popularity back
holy shit it's only been one session of laser but I've never not shaved for three days and has like an acceptable amount of facial hair before this is incredible
@Normalssbbbx
I went a little deeper and watched part of his 30 min followup where he explained that telling him not to say slurs was bad bc it was like when his mom told him not to curse
if there is any chance for a perpetual motion machine it probably involves a trans girl w/ her boobs out and a way to convert her friends' horny compliments into a usable form of energy
almost forgot but happy hrt anniversary to me ^.^ im really glad I took the leap and happy with my progress so far but there's a lot to do that I'm looking forward to in year 2!! thank you to all my friends who've encouraged and supported me through everything <3
*sits on your chest*
*paws at you* are you awake yet?
*paws at you* are you awake yet?
*paws at you* are you awake yet?
*paws at you* are you awake yet?
*paws at you* are you awake yet?
*paws at you* are you awake y-
hi hiiii gm ^.^ haiii hru hiiii!!!!