Shouto, looking up from his lunch that Katsuki brought him: Are you my work husband?
Katsuki, pausing his eating as well: Your what?
Shouto: Work husband
Katsuki: I’m your actual husband
Shouto, nodding his head and going back to eating: My all the time husband
todoroki: can we get matching hoodies?
bakugo: are the matching wedding bands not enough?
todoroki: no
bakugo: the matching last names?
todoroki: hoodies.
Bakugo, crying: Fuck, this is so embarrassing
Todoroki, rubbing his back: No it’s not. Even big, strong, handsome, future number one heroes need to cry sometimes
Bakugo: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Todoroki: Is it working?
Bakugo: Maybe
Bakusquad getting Bakugo a “Kiss the Cook” apron as a joke and when Todoroki walks into the kitchen and sees him wearing it, he walks up and presses a kiss to Bakugo’s cheek before walking off and it takes Bakugo all of 3 seconds to chase after him to kiss him properly
Shouto, stroking his thumb over the crows feet that line Katsuki’s eyes: You’re getting old
Katsuki: Huh?! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Shouto: See, you can’t even hear anymore
Katsuki, glaring at him: You fucking—
Shouto: You’re even squinting to see me now :(
Todoroki calling Bakugo “baby” for the first time and Bakugo thinks Todoroki’s making fun of him but Todoroki just goes “No, it’s a pet name. Because we’re dating? I won’t use it again if you don’t like it.” And Bakugo, red in the face goes “Didn’t say I didn’t like it…”
vampire todoroki: so…how tall are you?
werewolf bakugo: um 5’8? probably 5’11 with my ears
vampire todoroki: with your ears haha you’re so funny *twirling hair* do you like men-
Shouto: Sometimes I think my family doesn’t really love me and would be better off without me—
Katsuki: Fuck them! I’m your family now too and I love you and I need you
Shouto: You love me?
Katsuki: I’m literally your husband—
Shouto: I love you too
Shouto: You’re kinda like my trophy husband
Katsuki: WHAT?!
Shouto: Yes. You work so hard and always come out on top. You’re also very successful and you happen to be my husband
Katsuki: That’s not even remotely what that means
The press snapping a photo of Pro Hero Dynamight kissing someone goodbye and within hours the photo is Everywhere with ppl theorizing who this mysterious person is and the whole time it’s just Pro Hero Shouto in his day off clothes
The Bakusquad barging into Bakugo’s room one morning to wake him up only to pause because there Bakugo is, glaring daggers at them and dragging a finger across his throat in a very real threat as Todoroki dozes peacefully in his arms
Class 1A going around describing each other using 3 adjectives and it gets to Todoroki and he describes Bakugo as “passionate, strong, kind” and everyone’s like “Bakugo?? Kind?!” meanwhile Bakugo’s actually shocked speechless because nobody’s ever called him Kind before.
Kaminari: Have fun with your boyfriend~
Bakugo: Shut the fuck up, he’s not my boyfriend
Todoroki, who’s holding his hand: I’m not your boyfriend?
Bakugo: I never said that
#bktd
with tdrk accidentally texting bkg “i think i have a crush on bakugo” and he hears bkg curse from his room bc he dropped his phone on his foot in surprise and tdrk panics and chucks his phone out the window when bkg starts pounding on his door a minute later
Tdrk helping Bkg out in the kitchen and accidentally touching the hot stove top which has Bkg cursing and grabbing his hand before shoving it under cool water and they just stand there for a minute until Tdrk’s like “you know that was my left hand, right?”
Katsuki: Are you fucking stupid?!
Shouto: Sometimes I think I am
Katsuki: Shou…we’ve talked about this. Come to me if you have those kinds of thoughts
Shouto: Okay
Katsuki: I love you
Shouto: I love you too
Katsuki: But seriously, tie your fucking shoelaces next time
Shouto, pulling back from a kiss: Was it really from France?
Katsuki, still dazed: What
Shouto: Our kiss just now. Is it really French?
Katsuki: Hah? I don’t fucking know?!
Shouto, leaning back in to kiss him again: Bonjour…
Katsuki, applying pressure to Shouto’s abdomen: Dammit Icyhot, don’t you dare give up on me—
Shouto, bleeding out: Ohhhh Icyhot, because I’m both cold and hot
Katsuki: You’re seriously thinking about this now?!
Shouto rolling over in bed one day and noticing the crows feet at Katsuki’s eyes and the grey that pops up in his blond hair and he’s overcome with the fact that they get to grow old together and Katsuki wakes up to a face full of an emotional Shouto demanding to be held at 7 am
Katsuki surprising Shouto with a small, orange kitten who upon entering their apartment and only seeing the kitten on the couch, no Katsuki in sight, falls to his knees in front of the little guy and goes “Katsuki…is that you?”
Pro Hero Shouto getting asked about his love life and he simply replies “He goes to another agency.” And Katsuki facepalms so loudly from their shared apartment, Shouto thinks he heard it
Shouto crawling into Katsuki’s bed and proceeding to comment on how small it is and how he barely has any room and Katsuki’s like “You’re more than free to leave, you know.” and Shouto just moves closer to him and says “No, I’m staying.”
Bakugo waiting for Todoroki to catch up is so crazy. Fake hater, I saw you stop in your tracks and look behind at me while you waited for me to walk beside you
Fem Shouto: Can you help me cut my bangs?
Fem Katsuki: Sure. Whatever. What cut do you want?
Shouto: Baby
Katsuki, blushing bright red: Yes?
Shouto, smirking: I want baby bangs
Katsuki: You fucker—
Katsuki walking Shouto back to his dorm room after their third date and kissing him for the first time and as soon as Shouto’s shut the door Katsuki’s punching the air in victory and whisper yelling and Shouto’s leaning against his door sighing happily and blushing bright red
Bakugo getting fed up with Todoroki’s terrible chopping skills so he slides up behind him and grabs the knife (that Todoroki’s still holding) and walks him through it and it’s only after he pulls away that Todoroki blinks and says “I don’t think I get it. Do it again.”
Bktd start dating and Shouto picks up the unfortunate habit of closing his eyes and puckering his lips whenever Katsuki leans in close (unfortunate because Katsuki often has to break his ranting and raving to press a kiss to his mouth before losing his train of thought)
todoroki: i heard you like bad boys
bakugo: i have literally never said that once in my entire life
todoroki: oh.
bakugo: what did you do?
todoroki, brushing his hair behind his ear to reveal a piercing:
bakugo, turning red: fuck
Todoroki: Do you smell something burning?
Bakugo: Did you leave the stove on again-
Todoroki: It’s my heart…burning for you
Bakugo: Who fucking taught you that?!
Katsuki going with Shouto to visit home for the weekend and they’re lying in Shouto’s childhood bed in his room with the bare walls and no toys and Katsuki just curls around him while Shouto sleeps and vows to never let him feel alone again
Canonically ill-mannered Shouto has my heart. He doesn’t take shit from anyone and has problems with authority and Katsuki is just cheering him on the whole time, he’ll even start jumping in to double team the guy that Shouto’s getting pissy with
Bakugo: Oi! I didn’t know you could write with your left hand
Todoroki: Oh yes, I’m ambidextrous
Kaminari, whispering: That means he likes both boys and girls
Bakugo: NO IT FUCKING DOESN’T—
Todoroki, looking at Bakugo: I really only like one boy actually
Werewolf Bakugo: I need everyone to know you’re mine
Todoroki: Please don’t pee on me
Bakugo: What
Todoroki: That’s how wolves mark their territory, right?
Bakugo: Maybe actual wolves but I’m not gonna fucking pee on you
Todoroki: Okay. What about a collar-
Bakugo: Enough
While everyone else in the field shortens Katsuki’s hero name to “Dynamite” to make communication easier, Shouto insists on calling him “Great Explosion Murder God Dynamite” every single time even in the heat of battle and Katsuki still isn’t sure if he’s fucking with him or not
Shouto never experiencing jealousy until he starts dating Katsuki and suddenly he’s got a stomachache whenever someone stands too close to Katsuki or his quirk goes haywire if someone makes Katsuki laugh and Shouto’s convinced he’s dying because there’s no other explanation
Katsuki freaking out everytime Shouto cries bc Shouto Doesn’t cry and when he does it’s like the world’s ending so when Katsuki walks into the kitchen to see Shouto crying silently he’s pulling him into his arms and petting his hair and Shouto’s so ? bc he’s just cutting onions
Tdrk noticing Bkg looks cold and asking if he wants him to warm him up and Bkg doesn’t say anything but he does hold out his hand thinking Tdrk’s gonna take it but instead Tdrk just lights a small fire and starts circling around Bkg with it like he’s roasting him over a fire
Todoroki, looking up from his soba: Is this a date?
Bakugo: Has been for the past 2 hours but thanks for noticing
Todoroki: Hmm
Bakugo: Is that okay?
Todoroki: Yes. Does this mean we can kiss?
Bakugo, choking on air: Finish your damn food…
Todoroki: That’s not a no
Bakugo getting all up in Todoroki’s face and Todoroki just stands there, waiting for Bakugo to start yelling, but Bakugo’s just frozen in place as he realizes Todoroki has a splash of freckles across his nose, and both red and white eyelashes and suddenly nothing else matters
Katsuki yanking Shouto down to sit beside him but pulling too hard and Shouto ends up sprawled in his lap and they both just kinda freeze until Shouto goes “Oh.” And gets comfortable and Katsuki just sits there hands floundering because he doesn’t know what to do with all that
Todoroki prefacing Bakugo’s name with “my boyfriend” after they start dating. He never uses just his name anymore he only ever says “my boyfriend Bakugo” and it drives Bakugo crazy because he’ll say it to Everyone including their friends who already know they’re dating
Katsuki: Shou, scoot over. I’m on the edge of the bed
Shouto: I can’t. There’s no room
Katsuki: It’s a king sized bed
Shouto: Are you saying I’m lying?
Katsuki, trying to look over Shouto’s shoulder from where he’s spooning him:
Shouto, pushing his head down: Don’t look
Bakugo waking up in the hospital after the war to a written message from Todoroki on his bandaged arm that says “get well soon 🐱” because he heard signing your friend’s casts was a thing and he wants Bakugo to know he was thinking abt him
Katsuki forgetting to kiss Shouto on his way out of the house because he’s running late and the first thing he does when he gets home is walk right up to Shouto and kiss him (he totally hasn’t been thinking about it all day)