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A battle for the ages

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The song inside Sergeant Major’s head

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Stand fast ✋🏻

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Sergeant Major is on the war path again

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Certified Field Classic

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Love yall, but you gotta chill on these

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Bless me Father, for I have been UNSAT

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Chappy says hello

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Confessions of an old war horse…

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The warpath continues…

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Ever break the rules?

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The Staff’s favorite tunes

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Time for that post-long weekend phone call

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The Apple didn’t fall far

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It would behoove you… 🧨

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Good cop/ bad cop

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The duality of man…

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Apparently this is very common in the National Guard…

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Yer stuck with him, hooah?

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That got dark, Chaps

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William Tiberius Friendly: Hero of The Revolution

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3 months

Why are Range Control civilians so rude?

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What yall playing?

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26 days

Make your voices heard!

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Roderick asks too many questions

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The forbidden beverage

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There will be no caveats today, folks

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Time for a test

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Bro is living the high life

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Don’t let your dog tags dangle in the dirt

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Get engaged, leaders

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2 months

Let Sergeant Major roast you or a buddy! Links in the bio.

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New character drop

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We’ve all been here

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2 months

You cannot get the star chamber clean enough for this man

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3 months

Why are they like this? 🤓

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Why do they always do this in the movies?

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Get a room

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3 months

That one time Crafton’s band rocked the house.

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He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?

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Big changes coming

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Time to let the hair down

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3 years

The part in Dune (2021) where the new unit arrives in the desert and falls in on broken equipment with the expectation that they continue to make mission without any lapse in productivity is highly relatable.

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Soldier of the Century

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Samantha is just trying to get by

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A seahorse???

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Light Navy roasting

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2 months

Hated this detail so much.

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Ope

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Love me some EO Training

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Crafton’s first appearance #military #militaryhumor

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3 years

#energydrink #bagenergy #MonsterEnergy #reign #army #navy #marines #airforce #military #warrantofficer

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BIG reach on that one Chaps #militaryhumor #military #militarylife

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This dude is in his element. #militaryhumor #military

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Ol’ Hot Rod is back

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #warrantofficer #army #military #navy #marines #airforce #coastguard #usarmy #soldier

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Number 1 is the 🐐

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What’s the best video game tank?

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This boy knows how to make supplies stretch

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Time to rate some more patches

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Crafton returns to us.

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Man, I really appreciate this encouragement. Just trying to make folks laugh. Glad yall enjoy.

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Ive said it a million times and I’ll say it again, THIS is a more effective recruiting strategy than anything the actual army is doing. What makes onexpunchxdad’s content so unique, is that he takes characters that are alien to civilians, and makes them relatable

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24 days

15% off for the rest of today. Link in the bio.

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Beverage Lore

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6 months

Wrap it up B

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3 months

What are you pulling up to the function in?

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Times they are a changin’

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1 month

When I eat chicken nuggets I do so by order of each nugget’s perceived deliciousness and if you try to tell me they all look the same then you’re not my people please delete my number.

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5 months

My contribution to society:

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29 days

Army buildings answer the question “what if piss smell but everywhere, not just the bathroom?”

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2 months

WHO DA FREAK?! Preorders available now. Ships October 3rd. Link to the store is in the bio.

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@EODHappyCaptain That’s not true, I missed formation this morning.

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The gang

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Lookin’ very SAT

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@onexpunchxdad who da freak thought this soft of a shirt wouldn’t be great in coyote brown. do it again.

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Gimme dat 🍚🍤

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Staff Wars Season 2 has begun. Head to YouTube for more weirdness. #staffwars

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I will now be on Twitter.

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Time for a W.O.M.A.N.

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Number 1 is hiding a secret 🦄

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I be taking naps. Big ones. Little ones. Plop right on the couch after work. Plant my head on my desk at work. I can nap anywhere. Stealth naps. I got 15 free minutes? Nap time.

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Dan Daley always gets a free puff

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Roasting your ride

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Me, Pa, and Papa. (You earn one 'pa' for each generation you raise without kicking them down a well) http://t.co/R4K3DJPnQK

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[Endless cycle noises]

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Rating Military Uniforms from around the world

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4 months

Billy Friendly has been notably absent from my content, but his story isn’t over. The War King is coming…

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Episode 1 of the new animated series drops tomorrow on the ‘Tube.

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Ever run out of goodies in the field?

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#military #militaryhumor #usarmy #navy #marines #army #airforce

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Return of the king

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Bugs Bunny really had me thinking a raw carrot would absolutely smack. Bland, root-tasting ass snack. 0/10.

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What game show would you go on?

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3 months

Hard at work on Episode 1 of The War King. Spent all day on it, in fact. I think (personally) Billy Friendly is going to be even better as an internet cartoon. I mean, there’s just more tomfoolery for him to get into. Can’t wait to show you guys.

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Wow, this place is neat and cool. #warrantofficer #army #usarmy #navy #airforce #marines #military #militaryhumor #militarymemes

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3 years

If @BANGenergy ever names a flavor after me, let it be: onexpunchfruitxpunch

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This dude has been out on the platforms as long or longer than me. Whereas I went the clown route, he has put in the work to bring objective context to conflict that many strive for and few achieve. He’s a real one. 🤘🏻