Bryan Jeansonne ⚖️ @bjeansonne Twitter profile

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@SteamboatUSA The approach was all wrong, you say “if you switch seats with me I’ll pay for all you in-flight drinks,” a middle seat is very tolerable with enough free bourbons.

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@hasanthehun @benshapiro Some people are just claiming to be left handed so they can win all the left handed competitions.

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@SPQuinn22 @barstoolsports He’d make you run laps for being too nuanced.

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@RollingStone Kickers get CTE too I guess

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@HopesMom12 @AdamKinzinger Santos started telling people he’s speaker yesterday

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@JoseForFlorida @DavidBegnaud @Hertz @KennerPolice Protect and serve, well not serve… or protect

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@ArmandDoma Her plastic surgeon should be banned from the practice of medicine

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7 months

@nope_its_lily It’s because they don’t know what services they’ll need until after the visit, it would be like asking your mechanic for an upfront price when you don’t know what’s wrong with the car.

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Another imaginary problem solved. The actual problems? No progress on solving those.

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BREAKING: Louisiana governor issues ban on Critical Race Theory:

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@benshapiro DeSantis is what you get when you prompt ChatGPT to make you a political candidate.

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@JebBush It’ll happen again once they won’t have to invite that one particular former president.

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3 years

The number of patients hospitalized in Louisiana for complications related to COVID vaccines remains unchanged today at zero

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@hasanthehun Zero rizz

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1 year

@Gritty20202 1. I wouldn’t want my employee coming in if they’re sick, that risks getting other employees and customers sick. 2. There’s always someone to cover a shift, the owner. In these situations the owner of the business should be prepared to step in.

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@ndrew_lawrence So he’s thinking that his audience wants factual debates now rather than Walsh style shouting down of college students? Interesting strategy.

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I was talking with some friends recently who left Louisiana after college, they said they definitely would have stayed if they could pay cash for a hotdog at Tiger Stadium.

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5 months

House votes 70-24 for Republican Rep. Chuck Owen's bill to require all Louisiana public colleges to accept cash for payment at athletic and other public events. HB5 heads to the Senate for debate. #lalege

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@hasanthehun He has a literal gold toilet, can’t get more man of the people than that.

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3 months

So Louisiana schools are required to display the Ten Commandments but the bill doesn’t specify which language it has to be in, a subversive principal should put them up in Arabic.

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I was talking recently with some friends of mine that left Louisiana after college, they said they would have totally stayed if the Ten Commandments had been displayed in classrooms.

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6 months

House votes 82-19 for Republican Rep. Dodie Horton bill requiring Louisiana's public K-12 schools (including charter schools), public colleges and private schools that receive state funds to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. HB71 heads to the Senate. #lalege

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@AKBrews That’s Bayou Corne, the sinkhole was caused by a salt dome collapse

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@patriottakes I think it’s called being in your late 70’s

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@JosephPatrice Sharia law panic is getting a reboot? How very 2010.

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@hasanthehun The existence of the death penalty has never once deterred a single murder

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2 years

9am you say? Oh those poor poor Tennessee visitors, they have no idea what they’re in for.

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🍻🍻 Gates Open and Beer On Sale at 9 a.m. on Saturday 👏👏

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@AudreyHensonFL @emilysteel Because you can’t alter and edit the quotes if there’s a recording

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Recently I was talking with some friends who left Louisiana after college, they said they definitely would have stayed if they could drink raw milk.

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Taste the liberty! HB467 by Representative Kim Coates passed the House 94-0. Next stop, Senate! #lalege

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@stoolpresidente Who’s Howard Stern?

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@RonFilipkowski As they say about family businesses: 1st generation builds it, second generation grows it, third generation destroys it.

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@MartyTa94849826 Feel free to use this meme to respond

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3 years

The other side is screwed now

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@TheEmilyDBaker Well it’s sort of your fault because you got on a plane 😂

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I was talking with some friends recently who left Louisiana after college, they said they definitely would have stayed if our state vehicle fleet didn’t have so many electric cars.

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House Appropriations votes 12-8 for Republican Rep. Chuck Owen bill to cap the total number of "all-electric vehicles" allowed in the state's fleet of cars, trucks and other vehicles to no more than 3%. HB201 heads to full House for debate. #lalege

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@JohnWillsJr @mxsinistehr Their presidential candidate is a convicted felon

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BREAKING 🚨 a bill has been filed in the #lalege to prevent the moon from eating the sun on Monday

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@hasanthehun Alpha males get really really upset by small pieces of cloth

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@stoolpresidente @darrenrovell “Completely fund it”???? It’s already a profitable business, it’s self funding.

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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente needs to hire @snowlikejonn immediately

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@ScottGustin @GovRonDeSantis Financial straits? Didn’t they make like $3 billion in profit last year?

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@guypbenson A big plus is that he’s not in his late 60’s or 70’s, the amount of geriatric politicians in power is ridiculous.

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@zach_kessel Too late

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@theserfstv Is that really breaking news? Didn’t we already know this?

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@ChudsOfTikTok Bonus points for steering it to fluorinated water, didn’t see that twist coming.

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@ElieNYC Republican women’s club president vibes

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5 months

For those keeping track: two weeks is apparently plenty of time to draft a completely new constitution but not nearly enough time to draw a map that there are already drafts of. #lalege

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@AKBrews What was the endgame here? In his mind how was he thinking this situation would play out?

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@RaeleeCarpenter @hasanthehun @benshapiro You should have to use the desk of your handedness assigned at birth

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This is insane, vaccines save children’s lives, embrace modern medicine.

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Louisiana parents opt out of standard vaccines with highest exemption rates in a decade via @nolanews #lalege #laed

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@ByPiperHutch @JSODonoghue @ALALibrary Not very freedomy. Also you can’t make laws that target one specific organization.

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@PartyTrophy23 The bad ones ruin it for the good ones. I did landlord/tenant law for 10 years and rarely encountered a bad landlord, but the few bad ones I did encounter were really really bad.

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@ItsMattsLaw Wait so you’re telling me I’ll need a likable personality? Law school never prepared me for that.

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Hey @LSUfootball it’s time for that @JoeyB statue #NFLSU

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@DAETRICH @SPQuinn22 @barstoolsports That coach would also make you do laps for using the word pedantic

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The same people that promised you your insurance rate would drop by 25% after tort reform are now trying to speed write a new state constitution in 2 weeks, yikes #ConConned #lalege

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4 years

Just had to send out an email to the other @LSU @ThetaXi alums about one of our brothers who died of COVID 19 Saturday, he was 30 years old, never had to do that for the seasonal flu, so all of y’all that are denying or downplaying coronavirus I’m done with you.

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@stoolpresidente When does he start selling Brick watches?

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@JoshEakle You misunderstand, when he says free speech he just means his speech

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@greg_price11 @seanmdav Yeah like one time this guy just drove a car, totally legal, and then they charged him because his passengers robbed a bank.

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They have the draft of the new state constitution ready right now but they won’t release it. You have to ask yourself why is that? What are they afraid we’ll see? #lalege

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@hasanthehun Congress would have been super chill with majority leader Buffett

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@leftfemme All bail is a bond but not all bonds are bail

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@VforVeritas @hasanthehun Bill O’Reilly was bigger than Tucker and is now on Twitter and is completely irrelevant.

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@hasanthehun They’re very scared of rainbows

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@MattMoscona An autograph signing you say? Oh the horror

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@stoolpresidente You can fire but they can still file a lien for any sums they claim are due to them, you can fight the lien in court though.

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@stoolpresidente @washingtonpost The moment you said you’d record the call I had a feeling it would never happen

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@FOX8NOLA How about they upgrade their decades old technology so the power doesn’t go out when there’s a slight drizzle?

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@tegbridges That’ll solve all our problems

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So what are we going to do when these insurance reforms fail and rates double again next year?

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1. We don’t have ranked choice voting so they’re banning something that doesn’t exist. 2. If we had ranked choice voting 90% of the current #lalege wouldn’t get elected.

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Louisiana ready to ban ranked-choice voting

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@DavidBegnaud @jroy218 Insane

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It’s too hot to function, August should become Louisiana’s annual vacation month.

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@_johnnymaga Vivek is not wrong in this case

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@LVann_Sports Properly boiled crawfish shouldn’t need dusting

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@bernybelvedere @brad_polumbo “Prolific social media commenter” is some really expert wordsmithing.

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@hasanthehun Are they going to also delay his bond processing “accidentally” making him spend a night in prison?

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If you try to beat New Orleans in the injury lawyer ad game you will lose every time

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We're back!!

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@_johnnymaga The checks from the DeSantis campaign must have bounced.

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@ptguy2001 @clarichawrites @TaylorLorenz Yes, we are

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That would be an utter waste of time, money and energy. Also the definition of the frivolous lawsuit.

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Republicans will sue if Democrats replace Joe Biden for President, Mike Johnson says

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@palmjw85 @hasanthehun You can ask every single person on death row right now if they considered the potential sentence before committing the crime and none will say they did.

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@ItsMattsLaw He knows all the clerks and staffers by name and genuinely asks them how their kids are doing, whose names he also remembers.

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@TrumpFan24_ @JebBush He also happens to be the one that’s convicted of fraud and a felony

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Subscribe to my YouTube channel so I can get monetized, I promise to put all the earnings into #Bitcoin

Bryan J - Lakeland Title

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Top 5 #lalege lies: 5. It will be revenue neutral. 4. The bill is constitutional. 3. The tax will be temporary. 2. This tort reform will lower your rates. 1. The constitutional convention will be limited.

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@AccountableGOP At least she said former president, that’s some progress.

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@RubinReport You and Shapiro and Daily Wire are right wing media and y’all haven’t shut up about DeSantis for a year, what are you talking about.

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@AKBrews Why does AI have so much trouble with hands, teeth and mouths? Fatal weakness or built in fail-safe?

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@Jason Fifth Element tribute band

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@ChefReactions Why does everything need to be drowning in cheese in all these videos?

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@krassenstein Totally not a cult though

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@OldRowOfficial #Neck #STTDB

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@carter_stef07 @wake_up_mintzy @BarstoolMintzy I have a feeling the barstool will soon be removed from his handle

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@Daniel05124286 @hasanthehun Yes but we’re betas, we’re not strong like those alphas who get super upset over movies about girls toys and pronouns.

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I’ve been talking to my friends who moved to Texas after college and they ALL tell me they’re moving back to Louisiana as soon as the #lalege closes the primaries 🙄

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@stoolpresidente Why can’t Klemmer just have his own channel and build it from there? Same with Nate.

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@EdKrassen This will backfire on DeSantis, it’s shows a lack of confidence in yourself if you’re unwilling to resign your state office to run. Also pushing to have the law changed just for him is really swampy.

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@hasanthehun I heard the phone call was perfect

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