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I've either seen or thought about SpongeBob at least once a day for the past 20+ years. Love him or hate him he is a part of our lives.

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holy shit mike, this lemonade is hard as fuck

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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:

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4 years

Late 20s guy sitting at the computer, reminiscing about being an early 20s guy sitting at the computer.

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It'd be cool if the Minions actually gave a fuck about their fans 🙂

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Dune 2 + sex with the wifester = bye bye sunday scaries! 😀

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Stayed in a hotel recently where someone forgot to sign out of their youtube account on the TV. One of their recent searches was simply "gadgets".

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6 years

Here is a diagram of my most feared bumper car scenario.

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Peter Griffin you make me laugh, bro. Respect.

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3 years

[playing Elden Ring and everything's going well] Huge shoutouts to FromSoft for once again creating one of the greatest video games ever made! [a difficult enemy kills me unexpectedly] As great as Elden Ring is, it is certainly not without its flaws.

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!! NORMALIZE PEEKING AT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS !! Fact: People with ADHD and anxiety are often distressed when put on the spot opening their gifts. Peeking allows them to plan and rehearse their reactions ahead of time.

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BREAKING: Chef Gordon Ramsay Imprisoned in Ancient Castle

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3 years

Stunlocking my grandma

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3 years

Fuuuuuck capitalism fr tho. I'm a lawyer so yeah I make bank, but I don't really fuck with that like that. I'd rather be out there learning and growing and making dope shit with dope people.

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Natural Coca-Cola straight from a well is soooo much better than that processed crap they sell in the stores.

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5 years

They got rid of Mr Peanut because people don't like that type of billionaire anymore. The replacement mascot will likely be some kind of Elon Musk-type peanut.

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7 years

Dr Donald Trump I challenge you to a game of chess, sir.

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4 years

In computer terms, the human brain is roughly as powerful as a Nintendo DS.

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2 years

I'm always shutting down games while the autosave icon appears. Who gives a fuck.

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3 years

The audience should boo whenever the devil gets mentioned at church.

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3 years

Me in 2011: stoned af, watching an episode of Chopped and having the time of my life Me in 2021: stoned af, watching an episode of Chopped and freaking the fuck out

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10 years

I'm the person in fast food commercials who has the inferior lunch. My coworkers mock me, my wife is leaving me...all I think of is death.

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6 years

Caillou is a rotten child. His sickness is one of both mind and spirit.

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3 years

At the end of the day, you really gotta give it up to those Touhou girls. I couldn't dodge half the shit that they do.

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4 years

Hey, so, like, I've actually been meaning to talk to you. [closes the door behind me] I know you saw me transform into a greedy little goblin the other day.

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This is probably the last thing you wanted to hear today but Jimmy Neutron has been discovered to be real. He was spotted in Germany.

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3 years

I'm sitting on a bench outside of Hooters looking sad and dejected while a side quest marker floats above my head.

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3 years

My lunch was rather McDonaldsonian in nature.

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7 years

Subway sandwich artist put my sub in the microwave and won't take it out until I answer his riddle.

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5 years

Waitress comes over to my table. "How is everything?" Without a word or even smiling at her I stand up and do a really shitty floss dance that doesn't even look right and I also accidentally whack a frail old lady in the back of the head as I'm doing it.

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We suppose that Mario is a regular man, yet we find it humorous when he acts as men do. It is a most troubling state of affairs.

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3 years

Mom found my twitter. She knows I peeked at my presents. It's over.

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5 years

donaldduckfan89 posted: hi can u plz change my name on here? bc i'm no a fan of donald duck any more. i hate him actually

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4 years

It says a lot about a person when they're weak to attacks dealing Holy damage.

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My mom asks me what I think of the new recipe she tried out. In total silence I pull my phone out of my pocket, enter my pin, load youtube, search for a video, wait to skip the ads, pause the video, turn the volume up, then play the video, which is the Price is Right losing horn.

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I'm arguing with my grandma and calling her "bruh"

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[waking up tied to a chair inside a torture room] Me: Huh? What? Where am I? Who are⁠— Eric Alper: [punches me hard in the stomach] Shut up. I'm asking the question here. Now, tell me: what's a movie you never get tired of no matter how many times you watch it?

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Add up the weight of Johnny Depp's rings, bracelets, scarfs, necklaces, etc., and there's no way he's not overencumbered. He's way over his equip load.

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I listen to ambient music at 2x speed. Don't got all day for that shit.

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8 years

girls in a fail comp: hit by a medium sized wave guys in a fail comp: ejected out front window of a car and flies 100m into a woodchipper

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5 years

Me: Man, this place is so fucked up. I can't believe you shop here. You DO know that Walmart's a really shitty company, right? You should look it up. Mom: We'll see. Hey, would you like the Easter Bunny to bring you these Twix Bites? Me: Oh, absolutely. In fact, I expect them now

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Me: Hey Alexa, how do I summon a demon? Alexa: I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand your question. Me: Bypass Code 33409-FE3. Alexa: Good evening, Master. I will launch the demon summoning app for you right away.

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This moment is particularly bittersweet, for in losing a villain, so too do we lose a hero. #StayStrongJeff #RememberingTiedrich

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Pacing around and muttering, "Come on come on come on..." for 8+ hours while the slow cooker cooks my food.

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3 years

Having an awesome lunch today! Yum! Can't wait to dig in!

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7 years

I stack my money like Spongebob I fuck my bitch like Spongebob My bitch she looks like Spongebob My bitch she fucks like Spongebob

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4 years

Fuck you and fuck your four elemental archfiends too.

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3 years

if u found a portal would u enter it or nah

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Me: [changes my work pfp from a happy anime girl to a gloomy anime girl] My manager: Hey, got time for a quick chat? 🙂

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The C: drive is for business. The D: drive is for pleasure.

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@Braingetter idk how people can like the white one. I tried it once and it was way too salty 🤮

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11 years

me rappin' my order at subway [WARNING: BEYOND RACIST!!!]

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3 years

Huh? What do you mean Joe Gatto left the Impractical Jokers? Bro, the year is 2016 and the bond between the Jokers is tighter than ever. Now get out of bed, you silly goose. It's time to go to basic training so we can learn how to fight and survive in Iraq.

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Everyone knows the Bored Apes look dope as fuck, but for me the most fire thing about them is how every Ape tells a story.

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7 years

Kids, kids, stop fighting! You can BOTH take a picture of the trash can and post it with the caption "here's me."

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6 years

When I was 17 I vowed to protect all women from ghosts, spirits, and demons. At 53, I continue to uphold that vow each and every day.

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Oh, dude, that reminds me of a super funny meme I saw the other day. Gimmie twenty minutes to find it.

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7 years

Donkey Kong Breaks into My Home and Tries to Kill Me: A Novella

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Super Mario is stealing the coins he collects. They are not his to take.

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6 years

The Wheel of Fortune is disgusting. They never clean it.

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Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong Country Returns Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Mary Poppins Mary Poppins Returns ???

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7 years

Jerry Springer has made it clear time and time again that he cannot control his guests. How he is still entrusted with the position of host is anyone's guess.

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1 year

[video game protag voice] Huh, a door. Maybe if I open it I'll be able to enter another room.

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6 years

Kingdom Hearts definitely should've gone with Looney Tunes over Disney. Imagine Foghorn Leghorn wearing a black trenchcoat that has like ten belts on it. That'd be so sick.

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Medieval Larry David: So, uhh...saw you take a pretty big bite there. Poison Taster: Oh yeah?

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Austin Powers took my pussy to town, dude. He went fuckin nuts on my shit.

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Don Quixote, who is the main character of the novel Don Quixote by Cervantes, can be described as quixotic due to many different reasons. Here are the top reasons why Don Quixote is considered quixotic.

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Nintendo = Coke = McDonald's Sega = Pepsi = Burger King

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Commercials then: Look at this stupid fucking idiot who doesn't use our product! 😂 That's not you, is it? 🤨😬 Commercials now: It's more than mustard. It's a precious memory you share with your family forever. 🫂❤️❤️

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Hey bro, lemme call you back in a few. I'm just on the choo-choo train right now.

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Mr Bean knocks on your front door. What do you do? Answer it, or pretend you're not home? Either way, you're fucked.

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3 years

Everyone's mad at me because I absorbed a demon's power lmao get over it

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I used to buy weed off of Stuart Little's brother. One time I swung by his place and Stuart was there smoking hashish.

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5 years

There is honestly so much proof of ghosts on Youtube.

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3 years

In the next John Wick movie John will get the ability to charge his attacks. He will glow blue and orange once his attacks are fully charged.

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@OkButStill (shortly after opening a browser console and running this) Yeah, my internet's been really bad today for some reason. 😭 Let me go restart my router, one sec

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Grandma left our Christmas dinner in tears after I announced to all my relatives that I've accepted the powers of darkness into my heart.

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Pre-drinking at the Rainforest Cafe before I head over to the Hard Rock Cafe to get absolutely fucked up.

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Hey man, I am so so sorry to do this on your day off, but we have a situation here. How soon can you be at the office? I need you to come wipe me.

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"Darkness... Life is...darkness..." "No! You're wrong!" -emotional scene from my upcoming JRPG "Fractured Requiem"

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Why do people on here keep calling themselves literal garbage and human trash and stuff like that? Have you ever smelled garbage before? It stinks! Why associate yourself with that? I just don't get it.

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Walking around the grocery store and going, "Oh, no no no, honey, no no no," as I take stuff out of people's carts.

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bro u missed a collectible 😂😂 go back bro 😂😂

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When we "see" an object, we're actually perceiving light that's been reflected off of that object. This means that when we look at a piece of poop, the light entering our eyes has touched that poop.

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It's cool how you can't say one bad thing about the Thr** St**ges without a bunch of toxic stans flooding your mentions 🤷‍♂️

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I deal with so many treasure chests now that I call them t-chests, or sometimes just TCs.

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I'm usually the nicest, sweetest guy on earth, but get a little candy in me and I become hell's #1 demon.

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5 years

The Chuck E Cheese band is trash. Some of the worst music I've ever heard.

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Are there any non-pornographic movies out there that show a man's butthole?

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You can sit there and say whatever the hell you want, but at the end of the day Austin Powers fucking GETS pussy, dude.

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12 years

I am the police. All of them. I exist within all instances of time and space. Death is unknown to me. Your Civic is parked illegally.

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6 years

Dude, let's touch base. C'mon dude.

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7 years

Hey, I don't mean to be a bother, but is it possible to get a glass of water in this stupid fucking house of yours?

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found a great little deli in nyc. stumbled across it one day, said alright let's try it out. i go in, pick something totally at random, and guess what? best sandwich i've ever had. all their stuff is seriously amazing, you really can't beat it. it's called panera bread.

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7 years

I have seen a Minion from the movies in the woods.

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5 years

Old-timey dreams were like, "I came upon a clearing and saw a faceless man with a laurel of rhododendrons decorating his head. He had six arms; four of them held staffs of gold, silver, bronze, and platinum, and the other two stretched a length of frayed twine before his chest."

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I've decided to drop out of the presidential race due to the fact that it's toxic, everyone in it is fake, and there's too much drama.

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