Justin Edwards @bigedwards Twitter profile

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As we all know, one of the best things about unloading the dishwasher is the chance to do “Wolverine Plates”.

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3 years

Delighted to be joining the residents of Button House at 8.30 this evening! #bbcghosts

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3 years

I don’t often post photos of food, but my wife has outdone herself with today’s lunch. Such a vibrant palette of colours.

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3 years

This tiny mouse gave my wife a delightful surprise by hiding in her pyjama trousers. To her credit, she was very composed and even poured half a glass of wine down the sink so she could trap it. Mouse now safely outside, high on wine fumes. Wife inside, similar.

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7 years

A proper treat for the kids.

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4 years

Just passed a skinhead with his laces undone. DMs open.

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4 years

My wife is the Mastermind Champion of Champions. So apparently it’s MY job to put the bins out tonight. Fame corrupts.

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4 years

My son would like to know if anyone has ever farted so hard they’ve hovered a bit. I’m not sure, I’d be grateful if anyone has any information either way.

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2 years

Fingers crossed for the new Chancellor.

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4 years

Ben Swain levels of stuttering, blathering, repetition, incoherence, amorality, question ignoring and horseshit. And I should know. #DominicCummngs

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1 year

Thank you for your birthday wishes. The children made me a cake.

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4 years

Continuing my run of “baffled men” on BBC2 at 1.35. Not a policeman, for once.

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3 years

Might have been on eBay whilst “relaxed”. Today I own six Youngers Tartan ashtrays. I don’t smoke.

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4 years

“Hi Prittster. Right behind you. I used to flush new kids’ heads down the toilet every week. Just bantz isn’t it?”

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8 months

Apparently it would close every door.

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4 years

Having a clear out. Delighted to come across this cutting, one of the finest pieces of journalism ever written.

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3 years

THIS arrived today. Sitting down to play.

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1 year

Oddly reminiscent of my wedding day.

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7 years

“May 2018 bring you as much joy as our ladder has”.

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4 years

Found this small thing on the side of the road, daughter keen to help it, can anyone tell me what it is?

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4 years

Equations have never been my strong point. Is this correct?

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4 years

I’ve just done a long low fart, which sounded EXACTLY like the start of the Jonny Briggs theme tune. If I’d recorded it then I could have put it on Tik Tok and become an internet star. Such a waste.

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1 year

There is so much to consider about the Damian Lewis performance. This is my favourite bit. It’s like a slow yodel of pain.

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4 years

Who would like to watch ALL OF THIS?

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4 years

Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today!

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4 years

@richard_littler @danielmaier

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1 month

Enjoy our snacks. And worry.

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6 years

I can only dream of being as ambitious as this breakfast.

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4 years

I caught the mouse that the cat did not. The cat is not impressed with me.

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2 years

But who else does “Edward Mughands”? Managed thirteen today.

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1 month

Having a proper sort out of the beermat collection. So many gems.

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5 years

I’ve watched this five times and I’m going to watch it again.

Tom Little, Oasis's Biggest Fan!

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5 years

By popular demand, I have added words to the theme tune to Grandstand. It's only 45 seconds. Watch. Retweet. Tell your friends. #grandstand

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6 months

Faintly reminiscent of my wedding photos.

Russty_Russ #Retro

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Who was hosting the #BritAwards 35 years ago back in 1989. Why it was Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood

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1 year

So what snacks will you be enjoying during Sir Elton John’s performance? I shall be having a rocket man salad, roast skyline pigeon, a hakuna tomatata salad and a glass of sacrificed tea. And some Camembert. (It’s a little bit runny). Then some Rennie. And the jets. #Glastonbury

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8 years

Please don't give spare change to the ducks. They'll just waste it on booze and fixed odds betting terminals.

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3 years

“Despite his short lifetime, he left behind a vast oeuvre, including more than 600 secular vocal works, seven symphonies, sacred music, operas, incidental music, and a large body of piano and chamber music” I’m so glad he is remembered to this day.

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6 years

It’s a chair.

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6 years

@TwopTwips Pretty clear what it is.

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12 years

My dad has just got an iPhone. http://t.co/hahSGJMS

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1 year

I don’t feel this got the respect it deserves.

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4 years

Just passed a skinhead with his laces undone. DMs open.

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2 years

Pizza Express with the kids. I think the 10 year old has outgrown the piccolo menu activity sheet.

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4 years

I spent the weekend making a silly video too large to put on twitter, please watch it here:

"Staying In The House"

A short song about staying at home...

www.youtube.com

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6 years

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3 years

Aldi are absolutely smashing it out of the park with the Halloween food. This is genuinely too scary to eat.

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1 year

Work of art.

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1 year

Supercut of Cilla’s shoutouts from the end of Surprise Surprise is truly the most frenetically bonkers collection of names from the lightest of light entertainment. 🚨warning: contains singing 🚨

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2 months

Found an almost unused packet of viagra whilst weeding the front garden. Must be the setup for a joke.

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5 years

It’s a very busy night at the supermarket and the car park is rammed. Helpfully, the driver of this fisher-price dickwagon has decided they need more room than anyone else. @YPLAC

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6 years

Is there time to make an inflatable Piers Morgan, with some sort of extending tongue, that could fly behind the Trump one?

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4 years

It’s Sunday again!

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It’s Sunday! Let’s ski.

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3 years

Nineteen years ago, ridiculously.

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4 years

Important news for lovers of pun/smut/sketch radio comedy. All four series of “The Consultants” are released on Audible TOMORROW!

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1 year

Me and the wife off to the ‘spoons.

Historic Vids

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The beguiling photograph, taken by Irving Penn in 1947, captures the indomitable spirit of Peter Freuchen, a Danish explorer, author, and anthropologist. In the picture, Freuchen, a towering Viking standing at an impressive six feet seven inches, is seen alongside his third wife,

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My wife is at sending me surprises while I’m out at a ‘spoons. So far, Frangelico shots, Rose Tequila and Onion Rings. I married well.

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3 years

At the funfair. Nothing says “joy” more than a crack smoking clown eyeing up a tiger.

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4 years

The wife and I have started a daily quiz podcast if that’s your sort of thing. It’s short and simple. Which is also an apt nickname for the two of us.

Plenty Questions

Justin Edwards and Lucy Porter ask plenty (twenty) questions to which you can SHOUT the answers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

podfollow.com

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4 years

Re-tweeting praise here, of course, but I’ve been looking for an audio version of this for ages, so I’ll forgive myself.

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@jeremylion Jeremy’s friend Justin is in the Consultants on iPlayer right now, including this truly marvellous song

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4 years

I thought she was tidying up.

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4 years

My husband and I found our first ever promotional photos. Wild to see where we are now.

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6 years

@IanMartin I’m going to get my crumpled suit on and hang about Westminster. I’ll get a some sort of job sooner or later.

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7 years

This is one of the worst words I have ever seen.

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4 years

A mere ten months ago. Nothings changed. Apart from the weather.

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2 years

If you were thinking of wishing @lucyportercomic a happy 50th birthday, today would be the best day to do it.

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3 years

Ben Swain has kindly dipped into his chocolate drawer. Eaten all the Maltesers first though, he’s no idiot.

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4 years

@rachelparris @JasonHazeley It was an enormous part of my primary school education. I loved it. It made me the man I am today. Timid but rhythmic.

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2 years

It’s a busy tube but this feller don’t mind. Not shifting for anyone.

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8 years

I announce Christmas open.

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4 years

Every single episode now available! Tell everyone, even children. A thousand pounds! Blueberries! Bees! Vikings! Philippe LeVavasseur!

CBBC - Sorry I've Got No Head

A sketch show jam packed with big, silly characters and catchphrases to make you laugh!

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1 year

@zinovievletter “Proof be, if proof be need be”

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4 years

A concise and informative French lesson.

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6 years

This hair and beard combination will be leaving soon, so if anyone has a Willie Rushton biopic planned then please get in touch.

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8 months

No comment.

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Justin Edwards has to figure out how to finish at the rim. His misses are brutal after great execution to get there… #BBN

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3 years

Let’s be quite clear. I was the brave one who caught this. Like a huge and competent cat.

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3 years

I was scared of mice. My husband said cats would keep our home mouse free. Now we have many mice, because the cats bring them in, but can’t be bothered to kill them. End result is that I’ve never interacted with mice so frequently. Here’s a new friend:

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6 years

What’s the best make of gas hob? Replacing a halogen one, probably got space for a wok burner but do I need one?

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7 months

365 days of learning Italian on Duolingo. Still not sure where I’ll use this phrase.

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3 years

It doesn’t stop giving.

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4 years

FFS.

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Taller people face higher risk of catching COVID-19, survey says

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4 years

An old friend has come out of the shed to help.

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4 years

Howdy home-learners! Today I am joined by a special friend to help children with their self-esteem.

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2 years

Finally learning the really useful phrases.

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4 years

Also 6 - Picking up the old peas that have accumulated under the the kitchen table.

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5. Having been kicked in the knackers.

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3 years

My daughter has made special cupcakes for game viewing and wants feedback.

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7 years

Someone’s nicked my wedding photos.

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4 years

Goes well with Lionel Richie’s surprise pie. Mince, rice, three kinds of gravy.

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4 years

Just made the smoothie recipe Neil Diamond gave me. Swede, carrot, lime.

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The one in front has no idea who or where he is. The man standing up has just come off in his pants.

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4 years

Finally. Some help for the home-schoolers.

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2 years

My local Sainsburys has this by the door. Prepared for every eventuality.

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7 years

Man with very long arm relaxing uncomfortably on train.

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3 years

Three years to the day since @Dean__Ashton and I (and our facial hair) met the legendary @hwinkler4real !

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3 months

I have a ticket to see the lecture by @MrBButterfield this Friday night at the Eventim Apollo but I am unable to attend. I’m happy to donate it to someone who can go along, just answer this brainteaser: “What is Brian Butterfield’s first name?”

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Every morning you greet me…