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Samuel

@bharattaxoffice

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Samuel
2 months
@LRH_Superfan Gelsenkirchen is worse than Leeds. Leeds is dull but nice looking. Gelsenkirchen is like Rotherham
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2 months
@ChiseHatoriLove @GOBBLECOCKTRON "we don't allow dog whistles in names"
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25 days
Biden just referred to Logo Daedalus as Kantbot. Unbelievable
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3 months
@RWApodcast Ratio by Rusich
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@abdelbassethnyk You can do the same in Memphis
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6 months
@n00rdung Why does everyone use it for things which are not pov
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4 months
@gunk4188 Me working extra hard all day to pay kunk's neetbux
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2 months
@DilettanteryPod @WaterTheRust >get sent to Poland >form the conclusion you died What did they mean by this?
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6 months
@n00rdung >It's real
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3 months
@persecutedsgin @LaoXiangHao_CN Surprised they weren't awarded $1488 in compensation
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5 months
@ploughmansfolly @380kmh People who don't literally believe the narrative of Genesis have no reason to believe in inbred sin, therefore sin becomes conflated with sins. Redditification of discourse. Man is perfect until he touches his peepee or does a racism. I think Pelagius said something like this
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Samuel
4 months
The"groyper way " means you have an encyclopedic knowledge of the period, the "historian way" means you say random dead people were gay
@souljagoytellem
Sami Gold 🥥🌴
4 months
me having to explain to my friends that i’m a medievalist in the cool, historian, critical way and not in the Nazi, meme-obsessed groyper way
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5 months
Putin's SMO objectives: 1. End the gopnik cheeki breeki hardbass slavs meme (complete) 2. Prove people he was arguing with on war thunder forums wrong (complete) 3. Activate Gunther Fehlinger to lead Bosnian foreign policy off a cliff (in progress) 4. Occupy Ukraine (in progress)
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
5 months
Today is the anniversary of Russia’s defeat.
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4 months
Nafoids have two moods: "it's himars o'clock" and "my wife got railed by someone else and I lost my job might kms"
@SwordMercury
🔻Nemesis🔻 Respecter 40K 🇰🇵
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>when you see another nafoid complaining about how their life sucks
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4 months
@LRH_Superfan The main reason for that is most are women, many are east Asian and all were born during an era of low average stature
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Samuel
6 months
Yes, nationalism 'causes wars' because people will actually fight for a nation or tribe, whereas class or gender solidarity simply falls apart because it's bullshit made up by ugly stinky people out of spite
@Boudica_Buddug
Boudica
6 months
@BillyVacant Nationalism is used as an excuse for RW racists and bigots to pretend they have a purpose
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@FodenPrime
Shady
2 months
what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?
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6 months
The home office does this deliberately out of spite on the part of civil servants who resent being told by ministers to be tougher on immigrants, so they make the most disingenuous deportations they can think of. If you don't like this, you can support my policy of TCSD
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15 days
>it's real
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3 months
@GodCloseMyEyes @brand_ork Search engines would have been able to find this image before woke
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5 months
@poxesfoxes This is hilariously bad propaganda because if they mention this on displays people are going to start experiencing it
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6 months
@SwordMercury It just needs a funny selection of international backers to make it better. I want to see Somaliland backing the feds and the Ulster Defence Association the Texans
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@Semmelweis7 @1owk3y1uk3y LeBron-ze Age Pervert
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5 months
@MyLordBebo @AdblueLegend123 Very Swedish looking woman saying this
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5 months
@arthoefootjob We need to bully the Chinese over this because if chairman xi gets the impression it's damaging his reputation he'll start welding kitten killers into their homes or something
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5 months
@whitesoxfan2006 @420MadBroYolo69 Americans' idea of a funny joke is putting the name of a random European country in a sentence which doesn't make sense
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5 months
ONE STRUGGLE
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@spectator
The Spectator
5 months
Labour nightmare as George Galloway wins Rochdale by-election 👇
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1 month
@arthoefootjob We need to bring back tramp. Its connotations were at least as bad as "darkie" or "poof" when it was still in use
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2 months
@malmesburyman @2ndLipkaTatar Fried chicken was invented by Scotsmen and slaves copied the recipe because they saw sailors and traders making it
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Samuel
5 months
This is the most yamnaya man in existence
@emehlan
emeh 🇵🇸
5 months
Yes, this is a real Estonian politician.
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5 months
@lijukic @1owk3y1uk3y It's not mind boggling. The buildings looked nice but there was no soul behind them; they were built to correspond to the fashion of the day and when the fashion changed they were demolished. So the glory of man is as the flower of grass. Beware the eternal aesthetics poster
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2 months
@AChillGhost @fullautoslurs When the Holy Roman Emperor tells me to let it go I sit my commoner ass down and listen
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Samuel
3 months
@HenryRiley1 @LBC Last time this happened Paul Golding turned his back on Sadiq Khan and someone said "mashallah he is turning to face Mecca for Friday evening prayers"
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4 months
We have an insufferable 20 years ahead of us where English people who were affluent in the 2000s retvrnpost about the Blair era because that was the last time they remember having functional services - just like Russian boomers in Orel and Tolyatti who still vote Communist
@JAHeale
James Heale
4 months
Clip from the Question Time 2005 election leaders’ special in which voters complain to Tony Blair about being given doctors’ appointments sooner than needed
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4 months
If true, note how this happened: facing an enforced u-turn on their Gaza campaign, Israel deliberately bombed an embassy - an unprecedented step in modern warfare - so now the USA basically has an ultimatum to defend it from zigger strikes. This is how maximal escalation works
@marcorubio
Marco Rubio
4 months
#Israel is facing the threat of imminent attack, directly from Iran and in combination with coordinated attacks by Hezbollah, Houthis & Iranian proxies in Syria & Iraq Biden must stop the harsh criticism of the only pro-American democracy in the region & make clear the U.S.
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5 months
@VerseByHat @Augustodurum It's actually not, it's because reduction of ores using blast furnaces is no longer permitted because of climate change targets. Some very white politicians not so far away in London caused this
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4 months
They appointed an Indian man as head of the Scottish rape crisis centre. i guess you could call that recruiting subject matter experts
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
4 months
Mridul Wadhwa, head of a Scottish rape crisis centre, says, ‘sexual violence happens to bigoted people as well.’ She has no gender recognition certificate, but was still appointed to a job advertised for women only. Time to be ‘challenged on your prejudices’, rape victims! 7/11
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@business If it's not an EV what's the point? Liquid fuel cars can go for long distances just by fitting a big tank. Build a nuclear electric vehicle which never needs charged for its whole life and I'll be impressed
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1 month
@JRFBoy Hows she split up that word man it's not au-toch-thon-ous it's auto-chthon-ous from the Greek word for earth
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1 month
9/11 for millennials
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@CountDankulaTV
Count Dankula
1 month
Just a heads up, @TeamYouTube have just informed me that if you say the word "fucking" at any point in your video, even long after the 1 minute mark, your whole video will be demonetised. It's a new rule they are rolling out since it used to be fine.
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@n00rdung I was given that exact book at school in 1996, so I don't know about "new generations"
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@LRH_Superfan Obviously the thing we need to do to rebalance birth rates around the world is make sure africa has really good internet access so the young men start joining Anime and furry fandoms instead of having sex
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6 months
@BovrilG @vandevenesque He says a trump administration should treat Britain as hostile but trump won't do that because one of his parents was actually British unlike raheems LOL
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1 month
Heard this is the hill you'll die on
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JagermeisterSki
1 month
I went here and everyone said you were the mayor
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4 months
This is what the establishment really fears
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@SerBuckman
Collin Buckman 🍞 & 🌹
4 months
@nise_yoshimi So what you're saying is... the next step would be the UK allying Russia to stop the Americans dominating Europe?
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@philippilk @SwordMercury The BBC have loudly announced on their Webpage that it hasn't sunk which sounds like the sort of narrative management they accused the Russians of when the Moskwa was sunk
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@LRH_Superfan @RossRoss567 >liked big booty bitches >thought Jews weren't the rightful Israelites >unemployed, broke >sent to prison for causing violent disorder >Y-DNA from haplogroup E Was Hitler Germany's first black Chancellor?
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2 months
We are going to open a Gail's Bakery on this exact spot. You will not be able to afford any of the houses. You will go outside Zone 6. You will pay the national rail fares
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
2 months
Southall really is one of the only places in London that is avoiding gentrification
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3 months
@LettersDesk 102yo in care home: "why can't I just d*e" Nigerian criminals who just arrived on care worker's visas:
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2 months
@ItsTaz1989 Wrong. The right is already losing every election and being painted as racist without mentioning remigration. If you think nationalism is un popular then abandon it and be something else, if you don't then lean into it
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3 months
They should have done this with cobsons and soyjaks
@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
3 months
🇺🇦🇷🇺 Russian soldiers congratulated the Ukranian soldiers with a nice laser show!
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2 months
This is what you see when you go over to the driver's window of a white volvo xc60 which has been trying to reverse park for the last 10 minutes
@GiorgiaMeloni
Giorgia Meloni
2 months
Ci vediamo tra pochissimo a Piazza del Popolo. Vi aspetto!
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@Jacob__Siegel Yeah, it doesn't say that, it says Jews are allowed to do it but not anyone else What a compelling ripostę
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@alliedawsonnn
Allie Dawson 🧸
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Reply this tweet with the crãziest video in your gallery 💦
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"yeah I just like pints and wars to be totally honest mate hahaha funny innit don't tell the mrs it's not very pc haha"
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Sam
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My manifesto: - Declare war on Ireland - Declare war on Scotland - Declare war on Argentina - 4 day working week - No vloggers at football games - £4 cap on pints - Get rid of Manchester - Gates removed from Leeds train station - Carling is abolished - No Americans
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These are kid's clothes. Kids in Britain always wore blazers in the past, often their school one because they couldn't afford casual clothes. If you think kids are destined to go around in sneakers and tees you've been culturally colonised by late 20th century American movies
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@ukipperlad My grandad was put in a freezer in a cable street shop by the BUF and then they emptied out his body later and he fell on the ground and broke into pieces
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The funniest thing about this take is he clearly thinks "friendly fire" is good and OK because it has the word friendly in the name whereas in fact it's universally recognised as one of the worst things that can happen to your men
@TiceRichard
Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧
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If US troops kill aid workers, it’s ‘friendly fire’. When Israel does, it’s ‘war crime’. Rank hypocrisy Those calling for arms sales to Israel to be stopped are Hamas’ useful idiots What if Israel stops selling us weapons to protect British citizens?
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@Reicist_ @RuinsofGaia The women go to work. Once that happens it's bye bye fertility
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2 months
It's insane to think that the guy on the right has had both his hands and feet chopped off since this happened
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2 months
the memory of Thanet 2015 is seared into my mind, I refuse to get my hopes up
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4 months
🥺 They did all this for a cat Rare to get this kind of portrayal of Indians on twitter
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#WATCH | Five people died in a bid to save a cat who fell into an abandoned well (used as a biogas pit) in Wadki village of Ahmednagar, Maharashtra, late at night. According to Dhananjay Jadhav, Senior Police Officer of Nevasa Police station, Ahmednagar, "A rescue team
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4 months
@SwordMercury Izraēl's response to this make it empirically very difficult to deny that "the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you"
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3 months
How it feels to not pay a restaurant bill on a foreign country
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@madisontayt_
brecht apologist
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british table just stiffed on a $250 check. close the borders.
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2 months
How do we know it's really a statue? It might just be him with face paint standing really still
@runews
Russian Market
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A full-length statue of Yevgeny Prigozhin has been placed on his grave at Porokhovskoye Cemetery in St. Petersburg.
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2 months
Be the Farage that Cold War Steve and Otoo English think you are
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2 months
Imagine being an unfunny middle aged centrist who has to pretend to be the prime ministers cat online to get attention
@Number10cat
Larry the Cat
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There's a lesson here for the Conservatives: feeding the right wing frequent and generous portions won't make them less hungry, it will just encourage them to try and eat you.
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I am begging you to stop watching porn
@BlackPillHope
Millenial Blackpill
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Bottom left is the guy calling you an incel
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5 months
"I believe in eugenics, but not evolution"
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6 months
In the 1960s you could detonate a massive nuke in space and take out satellite TV broadcasting and get paid for it and now you can't even call someone gay online
@dburbach
David Burbach (also @dburbach Bluesky)
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This was the STARFISH PRIME nuclear test in 1962, a 1.5 megaton blast at 400km altitude, seen here 800mi away in Hawaii. We were surprised when its lingering radiation belts killed 5-10 U.S. satellites over the next few weeks, including ATT's first TV relay satellite (Telstar)
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We're doing this to Gareth Southgate tomorrow
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Samuel
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They won a football trophy mate calm down
@latinedisce
Learn Latin
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Hispania holds the seeds for the rebirth of the Christian Roman Empire.
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@cremieuxrecueil @juice8882 Every time they do this survey white women come out as the least miscegenous but porn brains would think the opposite
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3 months
Americans think it's gay for men to be thin because they only see thin guys in gay porn
@ClassyRedneck11
💉♱ WYΔTT 🏔️
3 months
Any man who: - Rides a bike in the road - Refers to himself as a cyclist Is certifiably homosexual. Possibly the most miserable attempt at a legitimate “exercise” that mankind has ever seen I think this phenomenon is due to the effects that bike seats have on your
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4 months
When this guy joins voice chat you can hear his siblings arguing and mom vacuuming in the background
@AmeriCrvsader
American Crusader
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The solution to Jewry is a Catholic monarchy.
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2 months
The kei truck vs monster truck debate is the preserve of the 2 most annoying types of guy in the world, why does America keep having situations where there are 2 polar opposite options and they're both terrible
@JayTheGryphon
Jay The Gryphon ➡️ FD
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Pedestrian-deleter ❎️ Friend-size ✅️
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6 months
Anti money laundering officials when a medium sized British town has 674 Turkish barbers and 88 fried chicken outlets
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@SkyNews
Sky News
6 months
A Conservative politician has been criticised for suggesting barber shops were a "front" for money laundering. 🔗 Read more
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1 month
I remember when this dude had orthodox cross symbols in his twitter name
@lucus090909
Luke🇱🇹
1 month
why yes I'm Lithuanian and Muslim
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5 months
Evolution of Ian Miles Cheong (final form not shown)
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frankie
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France bantuid squad buck broken by the visigoths...
@AFCThing
AFC Thing
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Historically, this image says a lot of things, not just in football. Spain 🇪🇸 x France 🇫🇷 #EURO2024
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@TewDiePie_ Imagine larping about being a Windrush migrant lmao, at least hoteps claim to be something good
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Samuel
2 months
I knew a Indian guy irl who was obsessed with "making Britain brown" by having kids with white women you could take him to the club to meet girls and he'd leave after like 10 minutes because he was short and bald and scruffy and couldn't handle more than 1 shot
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Samuel
1 month
Claiming you have an ethnic enclave where anyone joking against your people will be in dire physical danger isn't making the point you think it's making
@SmartCircleComm
Amjad Khan 💙 🇪🇺
1 month
@twlldun Steve Edginton is right. These are 'off the cuff private jokes'. I would like to extend an invitation to Edington to any of my favourite Pakistani restaurants on Ladypool Road so he can share these off the cuff private jokes with staff. He can then enjoy a creamy korma special.
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5 months
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities
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punished giorgio
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@ShitpostRock @SwordMercury My takeaway from this is people need to cut off their adult kids' internet rather than anything to do with the military
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5 months
We still have a coal industry, it's called Richard Tice's tweets
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Talk
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George Galloway: "I want Britain post-Brexit to be what it was in the Swinging 60s, when we were the cultural capital of the world. When we had a steel industry, when we had a coal industry - when we were something!" @GeorgeGalloway | #MOATS |
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5 months
Ukraine avi Pakistani complaining that the other Pakistanis in his "home" town only care about Palestine. What a time to be alive.
@sajidjavid
Sajid Javid
5 months
An awful by-election outcome for my home town of Rochdale and the country. Exceptional circumstances, and a very low turnout. But still a vote for hateful, toxic and divisive politics. Bigger lessons must be learned.
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@mxmsworld
martha
6 months
I don’t think people understand, if one bomb dropped in London, we would never move past it. The world would stop. A BOMB? what do you mean people getting blown into pieces on Oxford Street? This is what people are getting desensitised to. It DOESN’T make sense. It needs to STOP
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@q84enthusiast @lijukic That's exactly the point you dingus America is materialist in its essence. In the 1800s mock classical made money, in the postwar era it was whatever that shit is. If you want old world charm in the built environment, be European
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@arthoefootjob "surely this week we won't uncover another dystopian nightmare which is considered normal by dalīts" says increasingly worried first world male for the 11th time this year
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Imagine being Palestinian and the Israelis expel you from your ancestors farmland so they can build a gooncave for Jewish weebs
@VerminusM
Uri Kurlianchik
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There's this weird idea of all settlers as some kind of messianic religious fanatics. Well, I'm a settler and I'm a totally secular geek who plays D&D for a living, reads tons of fantasy and science fiction and watches anime.
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1 month
Oh no we need to raise even more fund's for are Tony Bonyion!!
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@ukipperlad
You Kipper
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"Tommy Robinson has been arrested and is asking people to donate to his legal fund...again"
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Samuel
1 month
Republicans arriving in the replies suggesting that if we sell everything in the video it would raise enough to fund 1 NHS hospital for 0.000000001 seconds
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Alexander Seale
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The King and the Emperor of #Japan are in the first carriage, Queen Camilla and the Empress are in the second one and Prince William and the Japanese Ambassador are in the third one. #London #Londres #statevisit #royalfamily
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