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5 years

The 2002 hit Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous by Good Charlotte is still important and culturally relevant while heading into the 2020’s in this essay I will

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@bethw_ood

4 years

@saint_puffy @PissJugTycoon My boyfriend is 6’9 and I’m 5’2, I felt so self conscious for the first few months bc my taller friends were like wtf is that about, let us live 🥺 (this was us on my b-day, I had tall shoes on I was TRYING)

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@bethw_ood

4 months

guy slid in my dm’s then unfollowed me when he found out i was from dundee <3

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10 months

@NinoAtNightt bro sounds like cousin kyle

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@bethw_ood

6 years

@AllTimeADreamer @AWSTENSTEN @glitterweekes I’m sure that’s why they’re charging £69 for two songs 🙃 they just CARE

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@bethw_ood

2 years

FAO dundee people - do not get in this taxi drivers car, they kept telling me about how "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene.

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@bethw_ood

3 years

Lexi Campbell, a trans-femme non binary musician died last weekend. They were one of the most talented, kind and welcoming people i’ve ever met in any science i’ve been welcomed into.

Lexi Campbell

Help Shona Campbell raise money to support Scottish Action for Mental Health

www.justgiving.com

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@bethw_ood

9 months

@tofeelhealed greg have you considered just doing anything else? like touching grass? deleting twitter? spending time with loved ones? it was funny at first but honestly we’re all bored of the bit now

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@bethw_ood

7 years

As per @wearedeaduk killed it last night! If you haven’t check these guys out yet you’re making mistakes with your life

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@bethw_ood

5 years

I still can’t believe me and @tabitha_gunning (two people who NEVER run for anything) ran the length of the trnsmt site to make sure we got there in plenty time to see @arkellsmusic (and it was WELL worth it, especially the konga line), these boys KILL IT every time ⚡️

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@bethw_ood

2 years

came all the way to milton keynes to be called a rat bastard

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@bethw_ood

5 years

Awful truth is the album of the year and woes are one of the best live band in the uk as proven in Friday night in one of the best gigs of the year nd you can’t change my mind xoxo

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@bethw_ood

11 months

@tofeelhealed i understand what ur saying but there’s lots of medical reasons people might stop being vegan, for example my mum has coeliac disease and it’s hard enough to find edible options without making them vegan too

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@bethw_ood

2 years

a guy gave me his number last night at the frank turner show but then told me his favourite band was imagine dragons, horrific

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@bethw_ood

2 years

no phones in sight. just people living in the moment <3

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@bethw_ood

3 years

if as a band you only go to your own shows you can’t expect people to go to yours 🤷‍♀️ it goes two ways

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@bethw_ood

4 months

yeah i got a frightened rabbit themed tattoo yeah im depressed so WHAT

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@bethw_ood

7 years

Tis the end of an era ✨

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@bethw_ood

1 year

i’m really happy to be alive right now, that’s pretty cool

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@bethw_ood

6 years

@AllTimeADreamer @AWSTENSTEN @glitterweekes *i meant to say £60 but i woke up drunk please forgive me xx

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@bethw_ood

2 years

a lot has changed in a year, it’s good to remind yourself of the positives <3

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@bethw_ood

3 years

@yasminesummanx you need to request that this is out in your notes, so if any doctor says ‘why did go go off your meds’ you have something to back you up

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@bethw_ood

6 years

@PalayeRoyale Not being funny but destroying rented equipment doesn’t make you punk or rock and roll, it makes you a bit of a prick tbh

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@bethw_ood

2 years

every woman that’s replying to this is empathetic and all the men are on tommys side, a bit scary imo

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@flomatthewss

2 years

Everyone went on about “oh he’s making millions I’d let my boyfriend go too” but having watched this video I stand by my opinion that him leaving her alone for the first four weeks of postpartum was a truly horrific and selfish decision.

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@bethw_ood

1 year

GLASGOW FRIENDS! i am playing with @pinkshiftmd tomorrow night ! let’s hang !

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@bethw_ood

2 years

i feel like i’m in my sexiest era ever and u can’t change my mind x

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@bethw_ood

4 years

When I was twelve I showed my dad Emily’s army bc I just discovered them and I was so buzzin, we went and saw them 5+ times and I felt like I grew up with them, I sent my dad the post Lydia put up and later sent them the swmrs post that caused it, this is his reaction -

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@bethw_ood

3 years

so i played at gig at the captains cabin a couple of nights ago. overall it was good, everyone who came to see me was nice and i got a good reaction. BUT if someone tells you they’re non binary - DONT QUESTION IT.

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@bethw_ood

2 years

y’know how lads on tinder are like ‘proud dad’ i’d love for once if they were like ‘fuckin hate my wean but stuck with it’

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@bethw_ood

7 months

@BornSlippy96 @youmemmatsix why do men only bring up mental health when women are talking about their specific issues? you wouldn’t say this to someone with a broken leg. give ur head a wobble 🥴

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@bethw_ood

4 years

who in the dundee area wants to start a riot grrrl band with me this is a serious offer i need a drummer and a bassist or guitarist

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@bethw_ood

1 year

much to think about

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@bethw_ood

1 year

the busiest weekend ever, thank you to everyone who helped me celebrate my birthday. i’m totally exhausted and feel like i could sleep for a month <3 you all rock

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@bethw_ood

2 years

last night in the smoking area during menzingers a guy tried to explain the concept of family guy to me and my friend <3

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@bethw_ood

6 years

One of my favourite things is my dad trying to compliment my makeup because he only ever compliments my eyeliner so like we’ll be on our way somewhere and he’ll just go ‘beth your wings look really good today, well done’ and this wee hand action for winged eyeliner it’s so sweet

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@bethw_ood

1 year

love getting my red flags out on tinder ‘dropped out of uni twice because i’m unstable’, ‘said a man’s address on stage because he wronged me and used it as a song name’ and these men fr still are like ‘big boobies wooowwwweeee’

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@bethw_ood

5 years

@frankturner @therattlesnakes @frankcarter23 I hate to tell you, but you’re quite tattooed as well

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@bethw_ood

3 years

thinking about the pint i watched @Brodie_XVX pull 🥰😍😩😳

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@bethw_ood

5 years

@woesuk Thank u

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@bethw_ood

2 years

people who follow bigger bands about - have you ever considered going to local shows in your area

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@bethw_ood

7 years

My @wearedeaduk jacket came today and I'm genuinely so in love with it (and all the wee extras obviously) ahh💖💐

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@bethw_ood

2 years

seagull just stole my greggs out my hand i’m raging

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@bethw_ood

6 years

I told this guy who continually messaged me after he kept going off at me and then apologising that I couldn’t be bothered and that I have enough on my plate with my health right now and he literally said he’s gonna kill himself, so I blocked him. Cut out toxic people in 2019

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@bethw_ood

1 year

thinking about how much fun i’ve had this year and how much better i’m doing than this time last year. sometimes it’s important to take time to take a moment to reflect on your progress. i’m proud of me. i love my friends.

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@bethw_ood

5 years

As if my dad turned round to me the other day and said ‘I’m glad Isaacs staying here you two are really cute, plus I like him, if it was your ex I think I would be losing mind’ Jim is not holding back anymore

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@bethw_ood

6 years

A in advanced higher music? Not too shabby

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@bethw_ood

7 years

@billiejoe @swmrs This is the best dad joke of all time

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@bethw_ood

3 years

me just existing: isaacs urge to take the worst photos of me:

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@bethw_ood

3 years

can we stop calling it cancel culture and start calling it what it is - consequence culture or something? sick of it x

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@bethw_ood

4 years

This whole uni year feels like punishment for those of us who aren’t able to academically succeed in at home conditions, I’m being held to the same standard I was before and it feels ? unachievable ? get me out of here

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@bethw_ood

5 years

I cannot stress this enough

ryan 🥀

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5 years

if you didn’t wear those ugly ass rubber wristbands with band names on up to you elbows then you weren’t emo

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@bethw_ood

2 years

important news !! leo met piggly !!

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@bethw_ood

1 year

crazy thing is lush had to put out a fuckin statement against this. you’re all happy to boycott Russia but not Israel? both breaking UN sanctions, both persecuting and committing acts of terror.

Aoibhín 🇵🇸 🇨🇩

@Aoibhin_B

1 year

What’s disgusting? A country that was colonised not supporting a coloniser? Lush gained a customer in my eyes

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@bethw_ood

2 years

it’s #TransDayOfRemembrance . tell your friends you love them. hold them close and have a drink <3 i miss lex every day, what i wouldn’t do for one more night hearing her singing.

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@bethw_ood

1 year

lush employees

count dykecula 🦇

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1 year

i’m so obsessed with the nine inch nails golf polo. like who is this even for

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@bethw_ood

5 years

Yesterday me and a couple of my mates were trying to explain to one of the guys in our course why he can’t write a line that says ‘you say no but your smile says yes’ in his song for our songwriting module EVEN if it’s ‘based on Mötley Crue’ because it’s sinister as fuck

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@bethw_ood

6 years

Happy birthday to the dopest, coolest musician around @thgchoir ! I can’t wait to see you live again and to have a big sing along, have a good one bud!

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@bethw_ood

7 years

Had the time of my life as per seeing @wearedeaduk today, genuinely get better every time I see them, I hope Alex’s voice gets better soon!!

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@bethw_ood

2 years

middle aged woman stop being terfs challenge

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@bethw_ood

2 years

if ur band marketing tactic is this just know i will block you all and never listen to you ever literally leave me alone

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@bethw_ood

2 years

hi this weekend i made some amazing friends and consolidated the friendships i already have. i genuinely feel lucky to have so many amazing friends right now. last year i could have only dreamed of being in this position. shit sucks, but solidarity always.

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@bethw_ood

4 years

Saw an ex share a post abt how girlfriends steal your money, but last time I checked it was the other way around with us, check yourself luv x

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@bethw_ood

4 years

bus driver shouted at me because i couldn’t get my bus stop out my purse and it took a bit longer than hoped, i apologised and she just sighed, sorry luv i have crippling anxiety and a bus pass for my disability maybe be patient

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@bethw_ood

2 years

think i did better with no nut november when i was in a relationship

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@bethw_ood

2 months

me when the guy i’ve been seeing told me i can’t make jokes about his flatmate being a rangers fan (i’m going to)

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@bethw_ood

11 months

so glad that only 2/3 band dudes that i slept with this years bands showed up on my spotify wrapped lmao

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@bethw_ood

5 years

Watching the @woesuk documentary while working out? It’s more likely than you think (so proud of these boys btw can’t wait to see the hem on the 28th ✨)

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@bethw_ood

4 years

listening to paramore and knowing i’m going to a flat viewing with my boyfriend today is such a nice feeling woweee

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@bethw_ood

7 years

Just found myself ordering a @wearedeaduk vinyl. Someone take my band card away from me

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@bethw_ood

1 year

for months i was saying ‘there’s something wrong with me i’m not well i don’t feel right’ and because everyone kept telling me i’m fine and to get on with it i was almost hospitalised on monday. trust your instincts. you know when somethings not right.

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@bethw_ood

1 year

let me tell you gentle parenting doesn’t seem to exist in primark

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@bethw_ood

1 year

i’m sorry for the person i will be in june.

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@bethw_ood

5 years

I’m now allowed to talk about how my bands opening for Nervus on the 4th of October in Dundee and I’m not gonna shut up about it because it’s only gonna be our THIRD gig together I’m SO excited I might cry again

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@bethw_ood

5 years

A few days ago me and a friend from uni went for drinks in Braes where my good pal was works, he put my bands single on in the bar and the moment was captured I don’t think I’ve ever looked so excited about anything ever

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@bethw_ood

4 years

perth uhi is a shitshow but they’ve at least given us our timetables and started classes so we get funding this week, doesn’t make doing a music course from home any easier though (how are we meant to pull off an ensemble project 🙃)

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@bethw_ood

5 years

Can’t wait for the NHS to be privatised and for me and my mum to not be able to afford our medication fuck you england fuck a dirty sweaty cock xx

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@bethw_ood

2 months

STOP I JUST SAW A BUS DRIVER MAKE HEART HANDS AT ANOTHER BUS DRIVER

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@bethw_ood

2 years

just watched deeker rap the bart man <3

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@bethw_ood

3 months

i mean this with love but more people should be bullied as weans because without it we get insufferable adults

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@bethw_ood

1 year

literally me to all my friends

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@bethw_ood

3 months

do you think kids in train stations would be more or less interested in playing those pianos if there was a weirdo like me sitting next to it explaining music theory

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@bethw_ood

3 months

sometimes i wonder what happened to my first ever boyfriend that shaved the side of his head and then tried to give himself a tattoo with a guitar string <3 i have literally always been like this i’m afraid, hope ur okay bby x

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@bethw_ood

1 year

then why are hardcore dudes wearing it 🤔

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1 year

the extra shot in my coffee came out swingin

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@bethw_ood

3 months

commented on a video about kneecap and said they have allegations and i keep being told by wee lads to kms love it 🥰

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@bethw_ood

2 years

6 years apart eek

Ratsune Squeaku

@modestbaseball

2 years

6....years apart 🥲

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@bethw_ood

3 years

@bringhorizon_ @lotuseateruk check out some of these threads

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@bethw_ood

1 year

HAHAHA guy on tinder unmatched after i told him what music i play that’s so funny

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@bethw_ood

4 years

thinkin abt when i played guitar for arkells with arkells at king tuts then as the song finished and i was leaving the stage i dabbed and automatically ruined the moment for everyone else (except me who had footage of me dabbing on the king tuts stage)

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@bethw_ood

1 year

my most toxic trait is when i’m skint and want to go for a drink i match with men on tinder and go on a date then never speak to them again

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@bethw_ood

5 years

I was out for drinks with a friend I’ve not spent time with for a while last night and he said to me ‘you seem so much happier and more confident than ever before, and you deserve it’ and it’s made my day just hearing something small like that :’)

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@bethw_ood

3 years

breaking news- bisexual woman gets job in lush

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@bethw_ood

8 years

@maxbeckaaa there's this and called swmrs I doubt you've heard of them

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@bethw_ood

6 years

Saying that, I think some shikari fans are really doing a disservice to the band who really do want to make everyone feel welcome, I don’t like Palaye Royale as much as the next shikari fan, but don’t throw glass at them for fuck sake, be better than them don’t stoop so low x

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@bethw_ood

4 years

last year i was promised by my ex we would spend new years together and got let down last minute, this year me and isaac got a chinese, got wine drunk and listened to music until 3 in the morning 🥺 ladies follow follow ur gut

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@bethw_ood

5 years

Thinking about how a year ago I just had my first full on seizure, was unemployed, didn’t know what was wrong with me and looking back was around some (not to say it) but toxic people is mad. This is in theory an absolute nightmare of an era (and I would agree)

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@bethw_ood

10 months

me getting ready to be the most insufferable person you’ve ever met as soon as a microphone is in front of me

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@snoopystwin

10 months

me if you even care

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