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Ben
1 year
Footballs back 🤣
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Ben
2 years
Englands on the piss and the Welsh are going home
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12 years
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Ben
12 years
Paparazzi: Selena: hides face. Demi: fake smiles. Miley: curses. Justin: hits with backpack, throws shoe, golf balls, runs over, flips off.
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Ben
12 years
*In the Hospital* "What is your bloody type?" "Purple" "Any allergies?" "Haters" "Have any disease?" "Yes, Bieber Fever"
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Ben
12 years
Drake Bell: 18 years of career. 9 nominations. 5 awards. | Justin Bieber: 3 years of career. 114 nominations. 70+ awards.
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Ben
12 years
No matter how famous Justin gets, he's always going to say "Hey guys, this is Justin Bieber" at the beginning of his videos.
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Ben
5 years
Sri Lankan police holding a stolen ISIS flag upside down 😂👏🏻
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Ben
8 months
@StocksC_cricket Sun cream, water and flag taken by security/police on the gates. Then not selling any bottled water or sun cream in the ground. Everything extremely dirty too. Lovely toilets to boot. Can’t wait to come back for more tomorrow 😁
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Ben
5 years
@jalahil @willduggann Hi James - can we use your video on JamesIsAGrassingNonce if we fully credit you?
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Ben
2 years
12k at home in league 2 with only 600 FGR turning up from 30 mins down the road after getting promoted last weekend sums it up. Like Gary Neville’s mob, a disgrace to football. Up the fucking Swindon. Done the double on them lot 👍🏻
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Ben
5 years
@_CarltonCole9 @DailyMail By Enoch Powell 🤣🤣
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Ben
11 months
Utter disbelief that Ben O’Keefe’s incorrect guesswork has cost England a World Cup final. Shocking call here to gift SA the lead & then turns a blind eye to blatant penalties minutes later. Truly woeful and amateurish refereeing
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Ben
3 years
Guinness has pledged £30m to help support pubs 👏🏻👏🏻 so I pledge to help Guinness in return by drinking many of their pints
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Ben
6 years
Old man out in Antigua for the cricket 👏🏻
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Ben
5 years
We are the champions my friend
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Ben
12 years
Saying "I hate Justin Bieber and he's ugly" is like saying "Hi, can you please slap me in the face because I'm ugly?"
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Ben
2 years
Saying goodbye to your pet is fucking heartbreaking man. Parked in my room with a bottle of Glenmorangie absolutely broken. Part of your family. Feel sick
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Ben
10 years
" @AlFadhel75 : AND ITS RANDY ORTON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE RKO " 'from Bahrain' :)
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Ben
4 years
Merry fucking Christmas 🥂
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Ben
10 years
@Tinthepark : we’re delighted to present you with TITP2015 line up! http://t.co/mpYckJ6Gcp” take a long hard look at yourself @OfficialRandL
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Ben
2 years
Shocking jacket
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Ben
4 years
Only 13 people arrested for storming the capitol today. There were more arrests when we played fucking Newport ffs 😂
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Ben
2 years
A lad I met out in Antigua messaged me earlier said he had a horse running at Catterick today. Described it as “free money”. Saw it was 100/1 and assumed he was joking. It only went and won, glad I had a tickle on 🤣
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Ben
3 years
An owner refusing to sell but won’t invest. 5 players. No Manager. No CEO. Millions of crooked debt to said Owner. Council taking us to court for 16 months unpaid rent. Wages not being paid. Transfer embargo. Multiple FA charges. List’s endless. Can’t see how we don’t fold? #stfc
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Swindon Town Football Club
3 years
Swindon Town can confirm that defender Pierce Sweeney has mutually terminated his contract with the club We wish Pierce the very best of luck for his future career #STFC 🔴
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Ben
2 years
Hampshire (a) to watch the best county on Earth @Gloscricket @DrinkingDOT
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Ben
2 years
Lancashire (a) up the @Gloscricket
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Ben
8 months
Speechless. An incomprehensible win, beating India in their back yard after being 190 runs behind. A truly special trip watching a truly special team ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏
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Ben
3 years
What’s all that bollocks about nature healing?
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Ben
3 years
3 days up in Edgbaston for the cricket then straight into London for the first Euros game v Croatia. What a time to be alive
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Ben
6 years
That meant everything, and more.
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Ben
5 years
26 years ago today...
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Ben
6 years
Went to bed 7am hammered. Woke up hammered. Still hammered. England are in the semi final of the World Cup.
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Ben
3 years
That’s why we travel to the arse end of nowhere. Month in Russia. For moments like that. No other nation comes close
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Ben
6 years
@weegie113 Drink 10 pints of the bath water
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Ben
1 year
Whoever’s refereeing the Doncaster v Swindon game is the worst referee I’ve ever seen. For both sides. Consistently shit 🤣🤣🤣
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Ben
2 years
Can tell footballs back… few lads just got on train in jeans, jackets done up, aqua scarf tied round neck etc. It’s 25 degrees lads, have a day off
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Ben
9 months
Love to wish a Merry Christmas to @CWilliamsRacing today. A brilliant trainer and an ever better bloke. When Arthur’s Gift came 7th in the Welsh National 3 years ago he made us feel like we had won it as well, when Potters Corner won it. All our love to you and your family ❤️
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Ben
2 years
NEVER IN DOUBT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥂
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Ben
5 years
Corr we’re a bit good
@jiff1967
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5 years
3rd goal
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Ben
11 years
I'll never respect Selena. I dont have to. I'm here for Justin, and his music. Not for her. bYE.
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Ben
6 years
@mel_Axx Have a day off and read the article ya melt
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Ben
4 years
Brilliant day down @PJHobbs1 yard on Friday morning. Was great to see Forever Des Long, and also some other stars on the gallops in Defi Du Seuil, Sporting John and Thyme Hill just to name a couple! Really great feel about the place with a cracking team
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Ben
6 years
Game day 3 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ben
1 year
Incredible few days in Poland for Ukraine (a) and then onto Glasgow for Scotland. Serious atmosphere last night. Dodging the coins, lighters, bottles, and hip flasks from the home end all game was fun but we still battered them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ben
2 years
No surprises the media got it wrong again 🍺🍷🌞🇶🇦 🚢
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Ben
3 years
For Desmond
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Ben
3 years
We’re back boys and we are different fucking gravy. We’re going all the way and nobody’s stopping us. Up the England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ben
10 years
@OfficialRandL @zanelowe @BBCR1 it can't get any fucking worse
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Ben
6 years
It’s nights like those that make it all worth it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ben
5 years
@PuddiSRC @asjonesy99 Cotswolds best part of the UK what an awful tweet 🤧🤧
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Ben
6 years
5 years ago today 😅
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Ben
6 years
Read it. Take it in. Chuck it on a spoon, light it up and inject it into your veins. Swindon have equalised in the 96th minute and scored a winner in the 98th. Let’s get silly
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Ben
10 years
@Tesco hi Leighton, I don't think that's possible mate http://t.co/sVvYAXk4Sl
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Ben
5 months
Augusta bound for the Masters ⛳️ 🇺🇸 🥂
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Ben
6 years
All the Scottish and Welsh taking the piss out of us for losing a World Cup semi-final is like laughing at your brother for spunking early in your wife
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5 years
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Ben
4 years
It’s nice to actually have a reason to get on the beers tonight... employee of the month after being at the firm for 8 months 🥂
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Ben
2 years
£7.50 for a Guinness in a cardboard cup at Cheltenham. Members bar
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Ben
3 years
Crippled with nerves for tomorrow, even more so than in Moscow before the World Cup semi. 40,000 of us in there, gonna be some atmosphere. Just hope the lads can do it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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4 years
Purposefully delaying tonight’s jog until 8pm so I can feel what it’s like to run a marathon
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Ben
3 years
On the rattler to Birmingham Airport, next stop Barcelona for Andorra away on Saturday. Up the England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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2 years
40/1 🥇 25/1 🥇 12/1 🥇 9/2 🥇 16/1 🥈 11/2 🥈 4 winners at 40s 25s 12s and 4s, had worse days. Almost @TheTr17pleP esque
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Ben
1 year
Some 4 days ahead. Skint & broken by Saturday, love it 🐎🥂
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Ben
3 years
Be interesting to see if the @STFCSupClub and @TrustSTFC have a backbone and support the fans in this barbaric statement regarding banning fans for standing at the back of the DR. They are basically asking for nightclub bouncers to forcibly remove people at home games. Disgrace
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Swindon Town Football Club
3 years
NEWS 📝 | The latest Advisory Board Minutes are now available for fans to read. 👇 #STFC 🔴⚪️
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Ben
6 years
Think England will shut down if we win on Saturday like the Purge. Saturday 3pm kickoff has carnage written all over it. There will be deaths
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Ben
3 years
I am categorically convinced Clem is a top guy. Hell of a statement that. Good times are ahead lads 👍🏻🤞🏻
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Swindon Town Football Club
3 years
Club Statement: Clem Morfuni #STFC 🔴
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Ben
5 years
“He said come on Swindon. His flags had a lot of coverage”
@TheBarmyArmy
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
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Back by popular demand... It's Episode 3 of Flag Walk! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏
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3 years
@fattomdaley @Edgbaston Is the pope catholic?
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Ben
2 years
Next stop, Mauritius in 12 hours time with the boss and co🥂
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Ben
6 years
Maradonna taken a turn for the worse
@ladbible
LADbible
6 years
Fornite fan, 10, leaves disabled mum penniless using credit card to buy in-game purchases.
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Ben
3 years
Just been hammered by @jbairstow21 for drinking stowford press in the Caribbean 🤣🤣 highlight of the trip
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Ben
2 years
We’ve got Jude Bellingham he’s an English man in Qatar
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Ben
1 year
Next stop Rome then onto Naples for Italy (a) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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5 months
Brilliant day at Epsom watching the Goat. Thanks as always @AndrewBalding2 @oismurphy
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3 years
Really fucked me this, can’t stop thinking about him. Rest easy Warney
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Ben
1 year
Surreal day with the old man having a runner at Royal Ascot. Massive thanks to @DavidCrosse @ndfehily @HarryFryRacing1 @OsborneSaffie for an incredible day out
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Ben
6 years
This is actually crazy, group of lads organise a scrap in a rundown field with nobody else about and they’ve allocated this much money and resources to catching them... isn’t there worse criminals to catch?
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MPS Football Unit
6 years
This morning we executed warrants across London in relation to disorder between supporters of Brentford and Millwall football clubs, with the assistance of @MetTaskforce and local BCU’s. 14 men are currently in custody at a South London police station.
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Ben
1 year
Same weekend as nationwide train strikes. This lot 🤣
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TrustSTFC
1 year
This weekend we’re launching the first “Travel to the CG Sustainably” fixture! Instead of driving to the game, could you take a more sustainable mode of transport? 🔗 #STFC
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1 year
@JoshWoogsLFC Rented a new automatic corsa CASH?
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Ben
2 years
England winning 2 world cups in 6 weeks then, that will do
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Ben
6 years
Another sunrise in Russia. England are here
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Ben
2 years
Phase 1 complete ✔️ 🇶🇦
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Ben
1 year
Naples is a serious gaff. Locals adore us, massive respect both ways. Only problem we had all trip was getting whacked indiscriminately by the old bill trying to get into the ground. I bet we’ll see the same old rhetoric in the news tomorrow though, some things will never change
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Ben
1 year
This absolutely stinks. Half of the advertised players weren’t even at the club during said game ffs. Not even for a charity either, we are literally fobbing off fake ‘matchworn’ signed shirts to raise money for the club 🤦🏼‍♂️ We mustn’t have a pot to piss in
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Swindon Town Football Club
1 year
👕 You can bid on for your favourite players @MatchWornShirt from December's win at Northampton... The auction goes live at 3pm today, so place your bids below ⤵️ #STFC 🔴⚪️
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Ben
5 months
A truly special day at Augusta ⛳️
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Ben
4 years
2 stone gone, in a bit son 🤝
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Ben
1 year
Landed in Leeds. Bit of niceness before tomorrows carnage!
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Ben
5 years
Absolutely incredible 4 days. Physically destroyed but we go again tomorrow at Uttoxeter to see the machine that is Arthur’s Gift in the Midlands Grand National. What a sport 🐎
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2 years
Booing a horse that’s just ran a huge race over 4 miles on gruelling ground over them fences is an absolute disgrace. Fuck off back to the Darts
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Ben
4 years
4 pack of Guinness and a bottle of Prosecco for an hour journey home. The 2 boys did us bloody well today 🐎🏆
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2 years
Phase 2 complete ✔️ Next stop Qatar to bring the Jules Rimet 🏆 home 🇶🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Ben
2 years
Human rights activist Gary Neville takes multimillion pound deal promoting Qatar ahead of the World Cup… you couldn’t write it. Well you could actually; historically a massively hypocritical thundercunt
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Ben
4 years
Squeaky bum time!
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Ben
6 years
Ended up about 5 rows down, drenched in beer. Roll on Friday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇷🇺
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Ben
4 years
Throwback to the battle of Marseille when some poor local french bloke gets walloped by a Russian hoolie
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Ben
6 years
will definitely be dead if england get to the final... Only so much lager and vodka a man can take
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Ben
3 years
Cheltenham back! 🐎🐎
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Ben
3 years
Fiver this monstrosity @shitlondonguinn
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Ben
3 years
A couple of long journeys up north to Middlesbrough to get the summer off to a lively start. We’re back. Up the England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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