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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

@richardm56 Richard, you’ve got me there.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

@SkyNews Yeah, it’s a standard hotel room. Would it kill them to tidy up a bit too?

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

None of this energy for Prince Andrew, who has probably caused more stress for her than anybody, which speaks volumes about what’s really going on here.

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Strip Harry & Meghan's of their self-aggrandizing titles for poisoning the last years of the Queen's life @RoyalFamily @piersmorgan @KensingtonRoyal

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Ben Kilbride

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4 months

Can’t help but feel Iain Stirling’s popularity is being grossly overestimated by the organisers. #socceraid

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

7 years

@DailyMirror I thought Brass Eye was off the air.

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Ben Kilbride

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2 years

It’s derby day - you know what that means…

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Ben Kilbride

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1 year

If you told me a year ago a Brazilian professional footballer would be chanting “bastards get battered everywhere they go” on an open top bus in front of the Big Window, I’d have reported you to the relevant authorities. #twitterclarets

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

I'm not passing judgement on whether it's a good or bad buy, but god Dale Stephens is such a Burnley signing. Ham on plain white, ready salted, bottle of water.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Not the first time Wilkening has had this reaction from a woman I’d imagine. #UniversityChallenge

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

@Tesco @CookeBlueBen Do not report it to a store manager. The shit retail workers have to deal with is unreal.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

@SkyFootball You learn a lot about somebody’s character both in defeat and victory. This tells me everything I need to know about Josh Windass.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

oh my god, this is sensational

Accidental Partridge

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#AccidentalPartridge

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Ben Kilbride

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3 years

I think considering our best player is at AFCON, we’ve lost our main striker to a rival and we haven’t played for 17 years, that’s a hell of a point. #ARSBUR

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

@BBCBreaking An absolute nonsense that this was even brought to trial.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

@D0bryDan @richardavsmith DJ’s grieving mate, show some respect!

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

Erik Pieters on the overlap.

The Manc

@TheMancUK

5 years

A shipping container floats down Burnley Road in Todmorden. #StormCiara continues to cause chaos in #Manchester and beyond.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

7 years

Getting this as a ringtone. #UniversityChallenge

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

8 months

Why are they counting down to this? 😅 like getting a countdown to the electric chair.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

8 months

The Etihad Stadium awaits 🏟️

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

If we’re genuinely getting Louis Jordan Beyer for £3m pounds Sterling, we have committed the heist of the century.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

6 years

@richardajkeys I’m genuinely absolutely baffled how you’ve arrived at this opinion.

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Ben Kilbride

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7 years

@TownhouseBod @MirrorCeleb I won’t be sleeping tonight

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Has there ever been a greater act of valour than that Boro fan not deleting his Nick Pope / Victor Valdes tweet?

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

@SkyNews Who can blame them for leaving when even TV news channels churn out tenuous bilge like this. It’s pathetic.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

6 years

Burnley last season / Burnley this season

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Ben Kilbride

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2 years

Today’s the day. Need to remember we were eight points behind Leeds after Dyche’s last game against Norwich, and now it’s in our hands to survive. Amazing, really. One final push.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

@TheBurnleyWay Same player spent his Christmas delivering food parcels to the poorest in our town. I’m finding it difficult to get too offended by this. He backs himself to do it there, fair enough.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

👑 👑

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Lowton’s brother, who appears to be on a permanent sesh, reminds me of that Bootlegger lad

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

Paxman suddenly morphing into Widow Twankey one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. #UniversityChallenge

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

100% this.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

6 years

Friday night / Monday morning

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Not the only issue by any stretch, but Dyche’s blind loyalty to Westwood, ripping up a rejuvenated midfield in the process, utterly inexplicable.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

@TurfCastPodcast Maybe have a read up on what he did for the town, both on and and off the pitch, rather than being triggered by a goal celebration.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

It’s fucking hilarious. THIS is why we need to be in the Premier League. To show up the arrogance, the entitlement, of the ‘big’ clubs. How DARE we not step aside and let Hazard run the show.

Jake Heasman

@jakeheasman

5 years

Burnley are pretty much everything that’s wrong with football. Keeper booked for time-wasting in the 30th minute. Disgusting tactics throughout the game. They shouldn’t be praised. That loss is on Chelsea. #CHEBUR

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Ben Kilbride

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3 years

Unsure how Westwood waltzed back in the team after Cork and Brownhill worked so well together in the last few games.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

Pacemaker saying they’ll be no drinks tonight as the job is only half done in his post match, literally a minute later Obafemi was pouring a bottle of Moretti over his own head on Instagram 🤣

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Cornet still doing big budget Instagram stories for a game against Rochdale >>>> Already a club legend.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Ian Wright should be present at all times of national celebration, football related or not.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

@guardian Your timing isn't the best.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

I've reached the acceptance stage now re Burnley. The season has been, for the most part, a total ordeal, and I'll just be happy when it's over frankly, whatever league.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

When you’re watching watching the 2009/10 season review DVD

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Ben Kilbride

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Ballsy for a fan base that didn’t quite work out how to pronounce ‘Wout’

ClaretXtra

@ClaretXtra

2 years

Signings like Brandon Ormonde-Ottewille and Joel Latibeaudiere for a combined fee of £500K are exactly the type of signings we need to be making for the Championship. If Kompany and Pace think they’re what we need, I trust them. #TwitterClarets

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

@SkyNews Unexpectedly?! Most, other than the long term wealthy, are utterly skint while the cost of everything is outrunning salary increases.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

🤔🤔🤔

Simon Stone

@sistoney67

3 years

Burnley, Watford and Inter Miami amongst teams talking to Ashley Young.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

I know Muric has his quirks but that Steffen absolutely stunk the gaff out

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

I regularly reflect on how fucking unreal Joseph Barton was in this season.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

3 years

OTD | 5⃣ years ago today, the Clarets moved back to the 🔝 of the Championship, with a 1-0 win 🆚 Preston North End. 👊 Joey Barton's free-kick in the 6⃣th minute at Deepdale was enough to seal all three points. 😁 #OnThisDay | #UTC | 📅

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

@SkyNews I mean, if some of you lot put this much effort into looking into, I dunno, Prince Andrew’s jaunts to see Maxwell and Epstein, you never know, you might be doing something to advance the public good. But no.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

‘Limited resources’ - unreal. Joelinton, Wilson and Saint Maximin cost £76m.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

It remains utterly ridiculous that we still have a chance of survival.

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

2 years

🕺 Burnley have won back-to-back Premier League home matches for the first time since December 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬. They are now only a point from safety

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Finding it difficult to process how truly awful that Rod Stewart song was #GrahamNortonShow

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

There isn’t a violin small enough.

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

3 years

🗣 "It's been a frustrating week for us in the transfer market..." Newcastle United boss Eddie Howe provides an update 🔊🔛

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

7 months

Get Muric, Cullen, Benson, Cork and Rodriguez back into this team and try and restore some pride at least. It’s crazy we’re even having to think like this but half the lads look like they have ptsd. Managerial treatment of the keeper has been nothing short of appalling.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

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Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

9 months

What exactly is preventing you from moving to France?

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Ben Kilbride

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1 year

🤣 best thing about it is how highly unnecessary it is

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

6 years

“I’ve got 8000 points”

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Ben Kilbride

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2 years

The fact Norwich actually wanted it more is beyond unforgivable. A performance devoid of quality or even basic desire. You have to start questioning things now, and I don’t just mean the playing squad.

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Ben Kilbride

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3 years

Hoping that Connor Roberts long throw gets parked sharpish, good grief.

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Ben Kilbride

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7 years

That Newcastle banner is a bit...

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Ben Kilbride

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1 year

What an absolute don. I mean, the guy’s insane, but we couldn’t have done it without him. Box office.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

To perform like he has done on and off the field while he’s had this to deal with is nothing short of astonishing, believe me.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

4 years

REACTION | A special moment for the skipper. Ben Mee praises @NHSuk following the early arrival of his 16 week premature baby in May. WATCH ➡️

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Can only reach the conclusion that Burnley FC season 2021/22 is some sort of conceptual art piece.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

6 years

@SimpsonsQOTD You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanise my tyres, post-haste.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Look I have no idea what’s going to happen next year, could be amazing, could be a disaster, but it’s something of a relief that our transfer policy has moved on from ‘do they live within a five mile radius of Alderley Edge’

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Tell you what, that’s a brilliant performance considering everything that’s gone on.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

@EssexPR @AwakenedOf @999London Have a look at the replies to your tweet, Adam and see what you’ve helped propagate.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

How good was Barton in that season for us, christ

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

They say as you get older you tend to align more with the Tories and their point of view. If anything, I find I despise them and what they stand for more with every passing year.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Howling at Wout’s perhaps inadvertently politically charged comment on Nathan Collins’ Instagram 🤣

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

@darrengrimes_ How dare you use their images for your own political capital. Lowest of the low.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

Muric making a serious point tonight.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Just got a retweet off Robbie Blake. That’s me done on here, lads.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Now that’s what I’m talking about. And Wout fucking Weghorst, behave. Unreal.

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Ben Kilbride

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3 years

Cornet putting his goal to a soundtrack of Industry Baby at 1am on his Insta - just put the statue up now.

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Ben Kilbride

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4 months

It’s going to be a long summer

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Ben Kilbride

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3 years

Cornet’s barely touched the ball which will be good preparation for Saturday.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

5 years

£45m for Lewis Dunk may be it. The valuation that ends the madness. Where everybody takes a step back and just says “what the fuck are we doing”.

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

5 years

Leicester 'agree £45m deal for Harry Maguire replacement' to pave way for Man Utd transfer

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Jay Rod set to take Cornet under his wing and show him the sights and sounds of Barrowford. Maxwel, you’ve made it.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

3 years

67' #JR19 x #MC20 ⚡️ 3-1 🎙️- #BURRAFC | #UTC | @Carabao_Cup

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Imagine, I bet they all had their little blue and white flares ready to set off. 🤣

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

Actually quite moving. Just an absolute diamond of a man.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

1 year

Family, football and his journey 📖 Vinny opened up in yesterday's press conference 📽️

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

I love the sheer arrogance. ‘Getting away with it’ meaning ‘not allowing us to play how we want to’. Get to fuck.

Alex

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Need Burnley to get relegated ffs they can’t keep getting away with it

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

4 years

Of course Jordan chose corned beef hash. The only meal that existed in 90’s East Lancs.

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Ben Kilbride

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7 years

@returnofthetac @DailyMirror "These keyboards can actually make your children smell like hammers" - Richard Blackwood's finest hour

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

9 months

God I’ve missed Muric. He’s unpredictable, which is not ideal for a keeper admittedly, but he has more presence about him and we seem to look a better unit at the back despite his eccentricities.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

I’ve not said much about today because I’m quite simply out of words. A season beyond anybody’s wildest dreams. Appreciate every moment of Kompany’s time here - an absolutely incredible human.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

8 years

129 days later. She's home. x

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

7 months

Weird what happens when you play a goalkeeper who can distribute the ball quickly.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

FAO @AlanPaceBFC

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 years

Diego Costa has reached an agreement with Atletico Mineiro to terminate his contract and part ways with immediate effect. 🇧🇷 #transfers Former Chelsea and Atletico Madrid striker’s gonna be now available on a free transfer. #Galo

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Weird how all these teams apparently playing like Burnley keep winning trophies.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

Tony Parsons used to be a self appointed arbiter of cool writing for the NME. Funny how life works out sometimes. Anything for the grift. Melville has done the same.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

2 years

I know it’s been a tough day at the office lads, but how are so many of you falling for that Cornet loan joke 🤣

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

I fucking love him, I actually love him.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

3 years

40' GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!! MAXWEL!!! WHAT A HIT!!!!! WE'RE BACK IN FRONT! 1-2 🎙️- #LEIBUR | #UTC

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

7 years

@BurnleyOfficial His psychological destruction of Middlesbrough Football Club.

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

1 year

Remember when we had that guy from the Safestyle adverts?

JJ Watt

@JJWatt

1 year

I’m officially retiring from retirement. Kind of… Just watch. @BurnleyOfficial UTC!

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Ben Kilbride

@benkilbride85

3 years

Remember when we signed players like this? Remember when we signed players to improve the first XI? Not just a ‘a good lad’ who lives in Alderley Edge.