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@Husband_ek_khoj

9 months

Ho sakta hai

H.|FREE PALESTINE.

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I have never seen a guy with pretty hands.

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7 months

Excited about leg day, coz that's the only action my legs are getting

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3 months

Where usually you keep the towel in gym ? Tucked in your shorts ? I hope I am not the only one !

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4 months

Me : Surprise me ! Him:-

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7 months

Good morning to only those who used to raise hands and interact with professors. Rest of y'all break my heart. 😆

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28 days

The 'How I met your father' gay edition

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6 months

Month-end gym progress report. Coz y not?

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4 months

Alexa: Play balam pichkari.... Happy happy Holi

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5 months

Month end , gym progress report . Coz,why not....😆😆😆😆😆

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6 months

Today is Single Gay Men's Lips awareness Day! It's celebrated to raise awareness against smoking. Do your part!

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22 days

Boys working out without AC in gym during peak summer ! Who hurt you ?

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1 month

Explain intergenerational trauma in 5 seconds. 😭 What even in the .......?

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1 month

Kalesh b/w a Son and Father over Son tried to Surprise him with his Clean Shave

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5 months

Good morning only to students always ready for surprise quiz. Jo aaj h. Jaa rha 😃

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6 months

Is it me or you all sweat a bucket at gym?

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3 months

Exam hall: Me to student - "What's that emoji on your T-Shirt means" Him- "You can click here to subscribe to my heart" Me - " What! " Him - " IT MEANS YOU ---" Me "NO" in louder voice This Gen Z 😭

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6 months

Happiness is finding short shorts. 🥰

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8 months

It's not even cold,😭 but well when even I am gonna wear my sweaters ?

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7 months

Office outfit of the day. 😆😆😆. Jk..I wore a White Shirt inside.

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10 months

Many straight men would not get married or have partners if not for arranged marriage .

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8 months

Arranged marriage is scary what if doesn't know which dal is which ? Phir kya 😭

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6 months

Podcast gone right. 🥰 In the end...I left with this message. " Life will always be a story of trails and tribulations. The myth of hero and conquering it call is the heart of ancient myth. When u think - if life happened to you or you made life happen, I hope you choose 2nd" ❤️

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4 months

Good Friday from me to you ❤️

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7 days

Gonna tell my kids " Daddy used to address big conferences and loved every minute of it" ❤️

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6 months

How can someone sleep like this with so much trust ? Who are u ? Call me 😆🙋 There is something so inherently sexy in implicit trust.

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7 months

Winter ....what winter ???😆

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4 months

Ladies and gentleman, the endorphins have kicked in for the day. Happy working Friday to those not on long weekend. ❤️

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2 months

Workout sorted! Cheat meal begins !🥰❤️

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9 months

So beautiful, so elegant, just looking like a Wowww 😆😆😆

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4 months

Monday blues!.Anyone ?

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7 months

With a prayer, a wish and a deep seated gratitude for some of most painful experienced and some good ones too, I let go of you 2023. You were not what I wanted, but NEEDED for sure. ❤️Big hug.

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9 months

If u as gay man love your single life, what would make you move-in with a partner ? Earth shattering Sex everyday or Sukoon of daily companionship or looking forward to doing many life's milestone together or gays don't give up on single happy life ?

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3 months

Interview day : Me: What's the best way to promote a product organically? Candidate : I know......Mouth to mouth... Me: What? Him: Looks confused... Me: You meant "Word of mouth" ...( Somedays...I just can't 😭)

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4 months

Sweet summer sweat session in gym.

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5 months

Hi Sharks ! My Start-up Idea- Tuesday motivation gym hour for topless male gym members ...

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3 months

Majdoor diwas ki hardhik shubhkaamnayen !!!!

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3 months

Hello from - The Brokenhearted Tortured Professor's Club! May we heal, and find worthy love 🌹

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9 months

शरद पूर्णिमा की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ ❤️

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8 months

People commenting on color choices pls know I put things here for my little mental peace and happiness. If in name of mean humor u have nothing else to say, stay away. I purposely stay away from such vitriols . I don't go n shit on other ppl's time line. Pls just let a guy be.

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8 months

It's not even cold,😭 but well when even I am gonna wear my sweaters ?

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10 months

One thing about me ..if I love you ..I will feed you..mere haath ka khana

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6 months

I guess neither...kyunki..नैना ठग लेंगे

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7 months

do you have warm pretty brown eyes or unsettling void-like brown eyes

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@Husband_ek_khoj

9 months

Encouraged bye an oomf 🥰.This was when in class X, only % was given 10th: 97.6 % ( All India Top Ten ) 12th : 95.2% ( District Topper) JEE : Rank in Triple Digits CAT: 99.97 percentile Status Now : Still clueless as ever

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9 months

10th: 94.6 12th: 89.2 JEE: 99 percentile Degree: 8.62/10( till sem 4) 🙂🙃

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6 months

Don't gift me rose. Bring me pumpkin flowers. So that I bless your tastebuds. 😭 Brunch sorted...( Happy coz we don't get these fresh often ,)❤️

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2 months

Me n 'bestie'....how cute is 🌈🌈🌈this

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4 months

Good morning only to those who too impatient to let a new book delivery wait at house and bring them to office.

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2 months

You and I! Someday!!

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5 months

Reminder to self in Washroom: . If you have to work today , you better be productive asf.❤️

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9 months

Sometimes you just have to try.

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8 months

Not the best, but I will take it.

Zach Smith 🤠

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8 months

Quote this with you best chest pic of 2023 pls

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5 months

Good morning from my Uber auto driver who had four plants in his auto including a Tulsi and a creeper. 🛺🍀🍀❤️ Which means if u want, you will find a way.🥰

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4 months

Have you tasted dry paneer matar ? Devoid of any water, the flavors are bomb and go so well with rice. Lunch so good, took a bite in morning ❤️

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7 months

Quote with something you made!

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@ChanchalKamini

7 months

Quote tweet with something you made 🥺🫶

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3 months

Maybe unpopular opinion but Yellow Dal Tadka >>>>Black dal tadka. The buttery consistency of tadka just made right with a dollop of ghee is what comfort food looks like. ❤️❤️Yum

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7 months

If he is not putting coriander leaf on rice for you, does he even love you ? POV : Hamara dinner.❤️ Tip- Blanch peas to retain color.

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7 months

स्कूल चलें हम । 📗

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9 months

Favourite part of weekend...figuring which of these projects r ChatGPTed

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15 days

Ho shuru har din aise , Rava idli with two chutneys 🥳

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9 months

The intoxicating perfume of Harshringar phool... What do you call these in your local language ? Seasonal and considered very auspicious 🙏by us

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3 months

Inka bhi open relationship hai kya ? 🙄😐

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6 months

Last round of interviews today , lessgooo. One of my fav questions to ask is - If you were to re-live your life to this point , what would you change. And then look into their soul. Answers vary and sometimes there are tears in the room. I tell you - Humans are my fav species.❤️

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6 months

While interviewing students for new batch it 💔to see lifeless dull dead eyes. What happened to you ? Where's your passion? Why everything seems so rehearsed? I would love what excites you, that your eyes light up the room. That's difference between good n a great interview.

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8 months

I am gonna be your biggest pride and your deepest sorrow. Pls don't torment yourself because I could not fit into ideal straight son box. But I am gonna be Ok. I promise. You are and always gonna be my favourite girl in this whole wide world Mom! Love 🌹

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8 months

Drop message for your MOM.

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6 months

What's this sorcery? Why can't I stop eating this ?😭...Chocolate and orange are 🧡

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2 months

Not be that guy, but what do u call this? I m curious. We call it TaarKool.

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9 months

I am a simple man. I see mushroom 🍄, I make cream of mushroom soup and chili butter toast.

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11 days

Fritters from my native place are out of this world. Called 'Tilauri' they hv most awsm crunch of flax seeds n rice puffs. ( Lunch today : you can spot them in thali ) ❤️🥰

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6 months

मैं , मेरी तन्हाई , और एक किताब 📚।

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3 months

Everyone pls meet my post lunch walk partner. Like me he is also a philosopher and enjoys contemplating. Say 👋hi

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3 months

And.what's for dinner you ask ? ❤️ Clockwise Rice, Cucumber , Paneer Matar , Raw Mango Salad, Palak Dal.

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28 days

Crisp parantha with crispy karela fry. That's how we roll today. If u cook it correctly , karela is not that bitter

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6 months

Life black n white hai toh kya, breakfast colorful honi chahiye. ❤️🌈 Pic:Alu Parantha n Beet Root Raita

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7 months

Dear future boyfie, Add momo making to my skillsets. With love,

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9 months

Seeing my friends getting congratulations for babies, I wonder what milestones could queer ppl can look forward to personal life?

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9 months

Son: I am gay. Desi Mom: Aur dekho mobile

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7 months

Just a reminder: I peel oranges perfectly. 💅

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7 months

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6 months

Paneer fried rice with spring onions. Took 7 minutes to prepare with leftover rice. Quick filling breakfast.❤️ Bring it on today's task

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16 days

My heart dropped seeing this thread ...Oh No! Not again another Break Up. In world of fleeting flings and horrendous hookups, we NEED this. HOPE But by the end, I was in tears.. 🍻to them, to us and to countless gaybies unsure of an equal just society. We see you , we need u.

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(1/n) @AnanyaKotia and I had our 1st date 16 yrs ago this month, at a baoli hidden in plain sight amidst CP’s chaos. A bit like our love story, blooming right under everyone’s noses but forced into hiding by hateful times. We were so scared, we didn’t even take a photo together🧵

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21 days

Lunch prepped Dal Makhni with itsy bitsy rice

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4 months

Is it weird or you ppl also eat watermelon this way ? Tell me I am not weird.

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4 months

कुछ भी कह लो , सुकून अपने हाँथ से बनाए खाने में हैं वो कहीं नहीं हैं |

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6 months

Is there anything better than Saga Lahsun ( green garlic stems) parantha with steaming cup of tea. Among dozen types of parantha I make, this is easily in top three. Try it , this is in seasons in winter.

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10 months

Just for fun n rereading

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10 months

Even today I randomly buy NCERT books

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1 month

Is somebody gonna match my freak ?

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4 months

Goa, you have my heart. Phir milenge.❤️

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8 months

My kind of happy place. Wanna help students so bad. Also Q5 ka ans batao 😆

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3 months

It's Sunday, you are sleepy n you wake up to smell of Aloo paneer tikki with peanut coconut chutney n cuddles

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8 months

Hey (with the intention of) cooking 4 u

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8 months

Hey ( with the intention of)

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4 months

Happy holi to everyone except this one student who is giving Mirzapur vibes for reconsideration of this exam copy.

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1 month

Good morning to people who wake thinking about Ikagai of their life. Rest of y'all do better. 😆😆😆

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7 months

Normalise Cropped Top Thursdays to Gym

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6 months

How do you start another hectic week? With triangular-flaky-awjain-methi parantha with palak raita. ❤️Morning made 👅

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@Husband_ek_khoj

8 months

Dear gay men, Would you mind marrying a guy if he is earning more than you, smarter and more intelligent than you, and looks better than you? Overall, he is above you in every sense ???? 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Dhimahi Jain

@Dhimahi11

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Dear men, Would you mind marrying a girl if she is earning more than you, smarter and more intelligent than you, and looks better than you? Overall, she is above you in every sense ???? Yes and no will work too.

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