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@begorabejaysus

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God forgive them. because the wee daftey childer of Ulster won't.

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I knew he was small.... but holy fuck!
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Interviewer: How do you explain the 4 year gap in your CV? Me: that's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: that's very impressive. You're hired. Me: Thanks I really need this Yob
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On this day 34 years ago sgt Al Powell helped thwart a British led terrorist attack on nakatomi tower, Los Angeles. Lest we forget.
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Lest we forget that Limavady legend that deleted his account right after this immortal tweet.
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I wonder when @StephenNolan will be going to Newtownabbey roundabout to confront the young people like he felt duty bound to do in the holylands?
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I just found Β£20 outside tescos. As it's good Friday, I thought what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine.
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When you leave comber for a m+s cheese board but end up martyrising yourself for Ulster.
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This is brilliant.
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Fixed it.
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Margaret Thatcher would've been 96 this Christmas... But she's dead. Merry Christmas everybody.
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"Here mate, where do I go to vote?"
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@begorabejaysus
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But the all time classic.
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What’s the worst/most infamous tweet in Irish Twitter history?
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I knew he was small.... but Holy fuck!
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Been colour blind for 37 years. But today I've finally completed my first rubiks cube.
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Good man Leo.
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Mount Errigle tonight. Stunning.
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Happy memories of sharing our harvest with the Brits during concrete picking season.
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Putin gets a warning from Belfast.
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Nolan getting a well justified tongue lashing on Facebook today by Noah Donohoe's aunt. He has still yet to even mention or question the circumstances of his disappearance.
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If you can't beat them....
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Just got word that the Brits are desperately ringing around South Armagh enquiring about good fuel smugglers.
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Before double jobbing, there was doing the double.
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Spotted ripping out of Donaghadee this morning.
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Psssst....Nolan isn't a Journalist. Seamie isn't a solicitor. Jim Allister isn't a Christian and Sammy isn't hygienic. Pass it on.
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Platoon... The Dungarvan version.
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Standing in the Chinese and the wife's been ringing all day about why you walked out of work. But not one fuck given!
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The Prime minister assured me.... with a wink and a nudge.
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Irish Times: Bono says the album "war" was based on his days fighting in South Armagh.
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"We've George on the line.... tell me George, How angry are you about the Wolfe tones last night? "
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Novak Djokovic's legal team blames the IRA....
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What a day to be Irish.
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Captain Mandering.
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The fuck you looking at!
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‼️BREAKING Wagner boss, Prigozhin is now on the outskirts of Craigyhill bonfire.
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At least Jimbos taking it well.
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"Moore, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Markethill anymore!”
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Holland's a lundy, now.
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You boy..... Are the Wolfe tones on stage yet?
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The leadership race is getting heated. Edwin Poots just spotted Gavin Robinson in DUP HQ.
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Sure, they were a great bunch of lads.
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Vladimir Putin at Dublin airport going through customs. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting.
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@mooreholmes24 Lol You've been sold out more times than a wolf tones concert son.
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Errigal and the poison glen seen from the international space station.
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What about this for a memorial.
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay to these two legends.
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Was just beating up by a gang of republicans for the crime of wearing an RUC uniform. Off to hospital now They will never defeat us No Surrender! For those that don't believe me. Here is the picture.
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Breaking: Nigel Farage sends a video to unionists reassuring them of no more Republican quotes.
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Einstein here.
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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That's never a good sign.
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🎢It's beginning to feel a lot like🎡.............. heading to donegal for the weekend.
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Jesus lads. Look who turned up in Washington.
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Me watching the DUP making an absolute shambles of themselves again.
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Scenes in Dromore last night.
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Has anyone thought about sending Bryson in to calm tensions in the Ukraine crisis?
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Seamie Bryson and Moore Holmes break in into Bushmills distillery... Moore turns to Seamie and says "Is this whiskey?" Seamie says "Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!" I'll get my coat....
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@calvinrobinson @planetjedward Read a history book son. He caused the Bengal famine. He gassed the kurds. He sent warships up the Mersey to threaten his own citizens against striking. He even took bribes. Jesus wept son show a bit of dignity in yourself.
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Who remembers the Ra turning up at the end of this show?
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"Whatever it takes Roberto...... Whatever it takes."
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Can someone explain it to him.
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@JimAllister Do you mean like, when the British imposed colonial penal laws in Ireland, India and Mau Mau my old chara?
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How it How it's Started. Going.
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Everything he touches.
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Meanwhile in Fermanagh.
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Anyone having trouble tweeting. Tried 4 times to post this.
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Loyalists destroying Belfast. At least the bookshops are safe.
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Ok who's been at Jimbos wiki page?
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Last one, I promise.
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Just sold this ipad to a J Kilclooney in Armagh.
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New leader of the DUP revealed.
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My brexiteer girlfriend just dumped me for being too European....... I could see it coming a kilometre away.
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Happy valentines day.
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I still think about that time Bono was chased through Dublin by Orangemen. #NeverForget
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The English explaining to people in the six counties about high ranking police corruption.
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Who wore it better?
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Hope fades as Ukrainian peace talks end after a midas one man legal team confirms there will be No surrender!
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And I would've gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for those pesky shinners...
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Moments after Bryson cuts the ribbon of the bridge from Donaghadee to Scotland, open.
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Best caption wins… πŸ’°
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Markethill Armagh next July.... "So let me get this straight... You're burning pallets to celebrate a Dutchman fighting an Englishman for the pope of Rome."
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And he would've got away with it too.... if it wasn't for us pesky taigs.
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I'm breaking into Jim Allister's office.... Just to install this phone.
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The only middle class Dubliner over 50 that really lived through the troubles..... was Bono.
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There's only one man who can save the DUP now.
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo Now you mention Botox and no one rises an eyebrow
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Seamie Bryson may not be a magician.... But he's still got a couple of twix up his sleeve....
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"Say Friday again Jamie.... I fucking double dare you!"
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Fuck me! He's actually calling someone who's trying to uncover the cause of a child's death a spoofer. This fuckwit has no problem defending uvf drug dealers while spoofing he has an imaginary law degree and doorman company that has never made a tax return.
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Coming up on Nolan this morning. Exclusive footage of man beaten up by republicans.
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Got Bin lidin. My spide wane's going to have the best Ulster Christmas ever.
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When he was an unknown.... opposed to his total delusions of grandeur.
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The Midas touch legend that keeps on giving.
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Man who streamed Michaela McAreavey video loses unfair dismissal tribunal
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This time he's serious.
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Never forget..... Bono didn't.
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He's behind me, isn't he?
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When life hits you hard.
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