i think if someone told me that in another life they would've really liked doing just laundry and taxes with me, i would grab the universe by the neck so that it makes us do laundry and taxes together in this life
imagine telling someone that our current prime minister cannot prove that he's passed 12th grade, hasn't even seen college, thinks ai is equivalent to mother, thinks he's not biological...aapko padhe likhe log shayad pasand nahi honge, desh aur duniya ko hain.
@approaches_a
oh righttttt racism has ended- they totally did not fuck with imane's career because an italian white woman felt like she got punched too hard in a boxing match.
anyway here's my cat, and he has 6 braincells more than u and he will also be ratioing you.
does my girlfriend even know the only reason i try out new recipes is so i can make her food always and keep her well fed
don't mind baburao, the sous chef
a woman could work hard and literally get to the CANNES red carpet and annoying mfs like this unemployed bastard would still have some negative shit to say about her
if i got slapped everytime i said "my girlfriend" I'd be so beaten and bruised in half a day bcs ur having chips? oh my GIRLFRIEND was having chips 3 days ago,,,
@Quality_JWC
Oh sorry like 2 white people were showing bare minimum niceness to an asian,,,shall i call bella hadid? do u also want a medal because u can't get one yourself?
On another episode of Can't Make Shit Up,,,my parents think that my lifestyle is horrible and i keep taking meds for migraine and cramps and only ayurveda can fix me,,,
they got me prescribed weed.
noticed how women are willing to stand (sometimes even for an hour) in the women's coach of the metro rather than sitting on these 2-3 empty seats in almost every general coach- if this doesn't explain to everyone how we feel, not sure what would
RAPISTS DON'T DESERVE LOVE, ALWAYS REMEMBER.
They don't deserve love. They don't deserve peace. They don't deserve empathy. They don't deserve contentment. Above all, they do not deserve a single shred of happiness.
They deserve punishment and death. No third thing.
I have a male cousin whose life I've been terrorizing after I found out he S/A a woman & his family protected him. Everytime he tries to date, I ruin it cos I have a mole in his family who spies for me. Rapists don't deserve love. As long as I'm alive, he will be single.
got insanely owned by my auto bhaiya rn
told him to take me to the metro and he said 80 i said nahi bhaiya har bar 50 mein jati hu (which is TRUE) but aap 60 lelo,,,
he said roz 50 mein jate ho toh 60 kyu de rahe ho 😭😭😭😭😭
deleted 197 contacts from my phone- almost felt like i'm erasing my own history. felt a little sad over not remembering 4 people out of these. didn't put too much thought into it but i was unable to make quick guesses so i moved on. one out of these four even had the name of the
churro bhenkilodi kabhi toh chup hoja meow meowwwwwr meowmeow?? mera exam hai???? ye likhegi simon bolivar ke baare mein??? ye banayegi a whole ass nmenonic to write his name??? bata bata???
@meiIord
gurl they're so fucking stupid. top 3 replies are
1) italians are not white
2) asians are white
3) someone doing google translate and calling me racist in the most respectful pronouns while using punctuation marks that don't even exist in my language,,,
how's ur day going? mine is going fantastic bcs i received flowers bcs my girlfriend sneakily asked which flowers i like and now i'm all 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 since last 3 hours
on an unrelated note, i've been lying to my mom about being on my periods every diwali so i don't have to sit through the puja because it's a fairly misogynistic household 😌👍
@RahulXusage
@_ambedkaritee
They're talking about pathetic people of authority who in fact are CHOOSING to provide food that lacks sufficient nutrition while the free midday meal scheme was started as a promise to make sure these kids are well fed with nutritious food meals. Hope your brain rot subsides.
"im not against menstrual leave, i'm only against women getting a day or two's rest while they're in excruciating pain that men literally cannot comprehend making them care less or not at all, and i have decided that in order for women to be truly equal to men, they should show
i feel a very "i miss you more than I remember you"-esque thing for some people. sometimes i don't remember their face or their name or either but i know they have been in my life even if it was for 3 days or maybe 7 weeks. i just remember how i felt around them maybe. they
@mahoney285
@approaches_a
How does one reply to the stupidest fucking thing I've ever ever heard? Italians aren't white, Indians aren't brown, the English are probably purple. What else
went out w someone and they ended up being an "i don't really support bjp but i think muslims sus" and "everyone pins everything on capitalism bcs it's convenient" and "nooo even pleaded rapists deserve the entire trial process bcs they deserve basic rights" person
getting to know someone new is such a,,,process. and it's rather tormenting sometimes because I already feel so spent and chipped away. I don't have many conversations left in me. I just want someone to know me like my closest friends do and I want to know that someone like their
my last working day was 31st. they literally have all the scripts on their emails (multiple copies, btw). they just refuse to do the work on their own? insane bhai
@jusBLOUSING
of course a transphobe is blind to people having partners of two years since you've never felt the touch of a woman,,,just touch urself and sleep brdr
Call me a bit old-fashioned, but if my parents aren't happy at my wedding, then the wedding has no meaning to me. A wedding ideally means the union of two families.
This hinge girl was being all eNgLisH iS mY fOrtE and whatnot in a hella condescending (in general) way and used "disdainfullness" in her story. I replied with disdain is lit rally a noun and disdainfullness kuch nahi hota. She replied with touche???🤡🤡🤡🤡