please never speak on atsumu kiyoomi or tsukishima if u dont know what you’re talking anout bc from this moment forward you will be severely dealt with
i love how in skts fics no matter what atsumu’s occupation is osamu is always Owner of Onigiri Miya. atsumu could be a fucking astronaut and osamu would still be in japan running onigiri miya and its so funny to me
u ask a gay person in their 20s who their favorite haikyuu character is and they’ll show u a character who got 2 minutes of screentime and 6 manga panels
autistic atsumu who fixates on storms but gets overwhelmed by the noise so osamu gets him noise cancelling headphones. whenever its storming atsumu sits right by the window and watches it with rain sounds playing through his headphones so he can still enjoy it
osamu: so he left u on read after u sent him a thirst trap?
atsumu: i like to think i just left him speechless.
osamu: …
atsumu: …
atsumu: to be completely fuckin honest i think he blocked me
i can imagine before skts got together atsumu flaunted being a self proclaimed “sex god” so when they did get together kiyoomi expected to have the best sex of his life. what he did get instead is a virgin with zero skill or experience and a dream
kiyoomi was never allowed to celebrate halloween growing up, and once he reached 18 he figured it was already too late and he was too old to partake in trick or treating. that was until he met miya atsumu who has the soul of a literal 5 year old.
#sakuatsu
|| nsfw
kiyoomi loves having mirror sex with atsumu. he absolutely loves seeing the way his boyfriend ducks his head down in pure humiliation to avoid his absolutely wrecked reflection. he loves forcefully grabbing a fistful of blond hair, yanking it back—
atsumu: if i were a watermelon would u spit or swallow my seed
kiyoomi: its 3 am
atsumu: I KNOW i just saw a tiktok and i was just wondering because yknow you already swa-
kiyoomi (suffocating atsumu with a pillow): GO TO SLEEP.
i think atsumu bites. idk. i think he greets his friends and just chomps. he experiences cuteness aggression and Bites when he thinks his friend did something cute. he bites his mum too. and osamu. he bites everyone and i respect that.
surfer atsumu pretending to almost drown multiple times so lifeguard kiyoomi could come save him. at some point kiyoomi began to realize it was fake, but he didnt really mind either way.
the whole Atsumu misogynistic thing is so funny bc that guy is literally a mass murderer and a cannibal and yall choose to focus on the fact that he called a few girls squealin pigs or whatnot 😐
divorced sakuatsu ,, kiyoomi calling atsumu over because there’s a spider in his room that he trapped under a container. atsumu is more than happy to kill it and make fun of his trembling ex husband meanwhile.
(they fuck afterwards. y’know, to celebrate the death of a spider.)
ushijima: wow. i cant believe the earth turns 2023 years old next year
kageyama. i know. truly fascinating when you think about it.
atsumu: Be fuckin fr.
highschool skts
atsumu: ur the most beautiful boy in the whole world 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
kiyoomi: how tf would u know? you’ve never left japan. 😐
atsumu: and now i never will :)
kiyoomi: ew
atsumu: why do u never let me be romantic in peace 😪😭😭
married skts who reenact their first meeting, first date, and their wedding every single year on their anniversary. of course atsumu loves to switch things around tho 🤷♀️
the man i smooch so hard, the man who saved me, the most special man on my life, my favorite whore ever, my safe place, my home, my world, the man i wanna choke, the man I wanna ***** and *** and ***********, the love of my life
autistic atsumu who takes scalding hot showers, piles himself up with blankets and a bunch of layers when hes upset, and then complains about how much hes sweating when hes feeling better
thinking about prince!kiyoomi who has to pick a wife out of 35 suitresses, but he has his eye on the blonde, male guest translator thats accompanying one of the foreign suitresses. 🤔
i think sakuatsu’s kid would be an absolute nightmare while they were a toddler. whenever atsumu would ask osamu to babysit, the latter would sit there for a good hour and just sob at the thought of it
trans sakusa got his first haircut done by atsumu and he ended up crying. partially out of happiness , but mostly bc it looked so ugly he wanted to die. atsumu bought him free ice cream everyday until omi could get it fixed professionally
atsumu trying to be sexy and pulling down kiyoomi’s pants with his teeth and kiyoomi smacking him and immediately getting turned off bc “u dont know how many germs are there and u just put ur mouth all over it.”
why r u guys so mad abt this… we are aware atsumu wouldnt say that ever. its a little joke bc they do not like each other shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking annoying omg
he loves making atsumu look at himself writhe and make a fool out of himself as he comes shamefully all over the mirror. most of all, he /loves/ making atsumu clean up his own mess that he made. with his tongue.
#sakuatsu
|| hurt comfort
kiyoomi would be lying if he said he didn’t see it coming. yet, he should’ve braced himself for the impact. he should’ve expected the four words that he tried his best to avoid hearing.
“we need to breakup.”
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// fem skts nsfw semi-public sex
thinking abt atsumu grinding on her gf’s thigh in the dressing room of a store, kiyoomi’s hand clamped over her mouth to stop anyone from hearing her 🫶
—forcing atsumu to look at himself. look at the way he’s being fucked inside out, the way his cheeks are all red and flushed, the way theres an alarming amount of drool spilling out of his mouth, the way pretty tears are getting caught in his pretty eyelashes.
sakusa: baby u were an hour late to our first date and showed up with oranges not roses
atsumu: mmmm no not how i remember it at all
sakusa: i have the fucking picture.
i think we need to bring back that time we were all obsessed w joffe for like a week tbh cus i miss scrolling on my tl n just reading about atsumu getting impaled by his horse cock 😣
atsumu being an absolute menace and bothering the hot barista that works at his local café every single day at 7:45 am.
eventually he manages to push the barista’s buttons far enough and kiyoomi ends up throwing cold water at him.
#sakuatsu
first time having sex
atsumu: [grunting] why the fuck are there so many buttons on yer damn shirt? im gonna tear this shit off-
sakusa: miya dont you dare this shirt costs more than your entire closet
atsumu: well its ruinin the fuckin’ mood!
sakusa: too fuckin bad!
#sakuatsu
under atsumu’s thirst trap post on tiktok:
> sakusa: what the fuck is this delete this
> atsumu: my haters r my biggest motivators
> sakusa: i hope im motivating u to stop living
i was typing a think piece abt this but then realized. I no longer care. Im embracing it now. tsukishima couldve stepped on kageyamas neck, spat on him, and scalped him, and he still would’ve been my favorite. tsukishima kei you’ve done no wrong ever
assassin kiyoomi who ends up having a drunk one night stand before his next mission. only to realize later the next day, his target was the one and only atsumu, the person he had slept with the previous night.
bokuto being atsumu’s “father figure” bc the miya twins grew up w/o a dad (bc i said so)
and i firmly believe atsumu goes around calling bokuto “dad” outside of the court. bokuto just lets it happen bc hes happy if atsumu’s happy 🕺