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3 years

Facebook is "down". Instagram is "down". You know what's never "down"? Beef.

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Anyone describing last night's Oscars as "violent" has never been to the British Beef Council Annual Dinner and Barn Dance.

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New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @mrdavidreed 🦷, the actor @sueharrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made.

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Today the show is FIVE YEARS OLD! 🍾🍾🍾🥛🥛🥛 A huge thank you to everyone who's been on the podcast over the past five years - you're all amazing. When we started, we took this awful photograph, so last night we went out to take this new, maybe actually worse, photograph.

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If you're in the UK and struggling to get petrol tonight, simply fill up that tank with rich beef gravy. It'll absolutely fuck up your engine but the smell will be divine.

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6 years

Imagine being able to pick a favourite.

BBC Scotland News

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6 years

A man has proposed to his girlfriend by writing on the side of her favourite cow

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2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, the Hyundai i10.

STV News

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2 years

An intrepid driver has made it through a flooded road in Edinburgh.

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Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's: ~ At the cattle market ~ Running for election to the executive council of the Bovine Farmers' Union ~ Buying bull semen online ~ Shoulder-deep in a pregnant belted galloway ~ Dealing with a bovine TB outbreak

Pacific Spirit

@_pacificspirit

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Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's: ~ At church ~ At the farmer's market ~ In the library ~ In a bookstore ~ Sipping a whole milk latte in a cute cafe ~ Baking sweet treats for loved ones ~ Spending time in nature

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Ahhhhhhh @JosieLong wore a Mitchell's T shirt on Mastercheffff! What a TRUE HERO.

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6 years

We know it can be hard to recommend B&DN to friends. Hard to explain. So here's a guide. 1. Put one hand on their shoulder. 2. Look deep into their eyes. 3. Whisper... ... ... ... "It's the Netflix of beef".

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We are sad to learn of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. We remember her steadfast promotion of British farming and of course her appearance on the Cheese & Onion Christmas special where she hurled a piping hot beef flan at Harold Wilson. R.I.B.

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6 years

Bloody won it!

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5 years

It's time to open the first door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar! What's behind that little door? It's beef.

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2 years

A total bovine eclipse. Traditionally this heralds a catastrophic event.

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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the time you left a gate open and 180 cows escaped and ran down Cumberfeld high street, destroying the town centre before being rounded up by the police and torched

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5 years

Not beef related but we've just been in contact with a very worried farmer who is missing 30-50 hogs. He's beside himself with worry. If you have any information please let us know so we can pass it on.

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5 years

Before the Twitter ban on political advertising comes in... . . . . . . . . . . Vote Beef

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3 years

#MaxFunDrive #BeMoreLikeMartin

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2 years

If Twitter goes, you know where you can find us: in the eyes of every child as they taste beef for the first time. In the light playing across the surface of a pail of freshly milked gold top. At the Montgolfier Golf Hotel & Golf Course & Golf Course at this year's Beefhead Ball.

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4 years

There's been a bit of talk on here about what episode a new listener should start with, and we just want to say that the discussions are missing the point: it's completely futile to listen to ANY episodes without first reading the printed magazine.

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@beefanddairy

5 years

👉👉👉👇👇👇👇👇👈👈👈 👉👉👉👇👇👇👇👇👈👈👈 👉👉👉👇👇👇👇👇👈👈👈 👉👉 only 91 UK hands 👈👈 👉👉 have been lost 👈👈👈 👉👉 to slaughterhouse 👈👈 👉👉👉machinery so 👈👈👈 👉👉👉 far this year 👈👈👈 👉👉👉👆👆👆👆👆👈👈👈 👉👉👉👆👆👆👆👆👈👈👈 👉👉👉👆👆👆👆👆👈👈👈

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3 years

Last month's episode was specifically made to be accessible to those trying the podcast for the first time. This month's upcoming episode... the pendulum has swung the other way.

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5 years

It's 2nd December and so it's time to open the second door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar. What's behind today's tiny door? It's beef.

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@beefanddairy

9 months

If you want the REAL story, play this advert backwards. Lamb has CLEAVED deep divisions between the generations. Lamb has TORN up the social contract. Lamb has RUINED Australia.

Guillaume Huin

@HuinGuillaume

9 months

i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.

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Thanks to the Guardian for mentioning us today. As media organisations of a similar size and stature we feel a certain grudging respect for eachother, like Messi and Ronaldo, the USSR and China in the 1980s, or Michael Banyan and Jonathan Franzen.

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Don't know who "Benjamin Partridge" and "Mike Wozniak" are (???) but thanks to the @thetimes for featuring the podcast in today's paper.

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3 years

The Beefhead comes this night!

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1 year

We're still processing this. As you can imagine we've been shaken by this news. It's hard to know how to respond. We had an assurance from the Royal Family that the signature dish for the coronation would be a beef gondola floating on a "canal" of piping hot beef gravy.

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King Charles and Camilla choose coronation quiche as signature dish

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4 years

In 2021, we plan to become the world's first podcast to release a fragrance.

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2 years

SO THERE WAS THIS WOMAN CALLED CAROL AND SHE WAS EMPLOYED AS AN ACTOR TO BE BIMPSIE BUT SHE ACTUALLY WAS BIMPSIE AND NOW BIMPSIE HAS GONE BACK TO THE COSMOS TO BEGIN HER NEXT INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURE

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3 years

Delighted to finally be able to announce that we've reached agreement with the owners of this foghorn and it will play episodes of Beef and Dairy Network non-stop 9am-6pm Monday-Friday, 10am-4pm on weekends.

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3 years

Love this game!

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7 years

BEEF??????

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3 years

(PART TWO)

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@beefanddairy

6 years

The replies to this tweet are so beautiful it has brought us to tears.

Tesco

@Tesco

6 years

We're off for the day! To eat more healthily is one of the top New Year's resolutions with 32% of us planning to do so. But what has been on your plate in 2019? Let us know, and we'll get back to you in the morning!

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3 years

Babe are you okay? You haven't touched your texas style diet pig milk with black bean beefy chunks laced with egg liqueur cherry with a parsley twist sports edition extra cold.

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5 years

It's time to open door three on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar. What lies behind today's small door? It's beef.

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5 years

We've made it! Day 24! The final door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar.

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Beef ⊂_ヽ　＼＼ is 　　＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ＼ a 　　 /　　/　＼＼　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ promise 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

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@beefanddairy

6 years

...favourite meat is beef.

Khloé

@khloekardashian

9 years

My neck! My back! My .....

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5 years

Our favourite beef meals of the decade: 2010:Rich Beef Sausages 2011:Rich Beef Sausages 2012:Rich Beef Sausages 2013:Rich Beef Sausages 2014:Rich Beef Sausages 2015:Rich Beef Sausages 2016:Rich Beef Sausages 2017:Rich Beef Sausages 2018:Rich Beef Sausages 2019:Rich Beef Sausages

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@beefanddairy

5 years

Rich beef sausages

Tesco

@Tesco

5 years

With the warmer weather staying around, we want to know: If you could only eat one ice cream flavour forever, which would it be? Let us know below.

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It's the fifth of December, so it's time to open the fifth door on the Beef & Dairy advent calendar. But on this calendar... there is no fifth door.

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5 years

It's time to open the twelfth door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar. What lurks within the festive orifice? It's five more years of Conservative government.

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@beefanddairy

2 years

The word "beef" appears only three times in Prince Harry's book, Spare. 1. "William sent me to the ground with a punch to the sternum and a kick up the arse, then he began slapping me around the face with a large piece of beef."

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@beefanddairy

2 years

Beef knows nothing of the passing of years. Milk flows without reference to the earth's cosmic progress. Beef is the method by which human society marks our years and counts down our days but beef has no beginning nor end. Eternal beef ❤️

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3 years

Eli Roberts won Squid Game and then went back into Squid Game.

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4 years

Rich beef sausages

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2 years

@walkers_crisps Rich beef sausages

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3 years

Mad that the Queen didn't mention Philip during her speech but mentioned the Beef and Dairy Network podcast 12 times.

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1 year

After the coronation, King Charles will be sequestered in a private chamber in Buckingham Palace where the crown will be removed and the secretary of Bovine Farmers' Union, flanked by a dozen eunuchs, will present his official beef hat.

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@beefanddairy

3 years

2022 promises to be a dark time for us all.

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@beefanddairy

3 years

At Thanksgiving, Americans eat turkey to remind them to be thankful for beef.

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@beefanddairy

3 years

Hello! If you listen to the podcast on BBC Sounds, our current agreement with them has come to an end and they've decided not to renew. If you'd like to transition to receiving the podcast by cassette-by-mail, send a stamped addressed envelope to Beef & Dairy Network HQ. 📩📩📩

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@beefanddairy

3 years

Prince Philip was famously a huge fan of entertainment double act Cheese & Onion. Indeed along with George Harrison he funded their first movie, Round The Back With Cheese & Onion, which is still banned in over 100 countries. He'll be missed. Beef out. 🙏🏽

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@beefanddairy

3 years

Beef

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@beefanddairy

4 years

The Great Gatsby goes into the public domain in Friday, clearing the way for us to re-release the novel with every instance of the words "old sport" changed to "my old beef pal". It's going to be huge.

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@beefanddairy

2 years

We're proud to be based in a country that provides state-funded beefy drink for all.

Dan Heath

@danheath77

2 years

BEEFY DRINK! @beefanddairy

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@beefanddairy

7 years

Roses aren't beef, Violets aren't beef. You've done a bad job, Of buying me a gift.

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@beefanddairy

4 years

Disseminating the latest news about the beef and dairy industries to those involved, or just interested, in beef animals and dairy herds.

Goodpods

@GoodpodsHQ

4 years

Podcasters: What's your favorite part about podcasting?👇

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5 years

It's time to open the fifteenth door on the Beef and Dairy advent calendar. When we peel away the cardboard shroud, what will face us, born anew? It's beef.

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@beefanddairy

2 years

People who think that Boris Johnson is in a position where he has to resign need to remember how long Pauline Roast hung on at the top of the Bovine Farmers Union after losing the confidence of the committee.

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1 year

Beef.

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@beefanddairy

5 years

Tell that to the thousands of agricultural workers and keen amateur enthusiasts who rely on our compelling mix of entertaining and informative features about the latest developments in the world of beef and dairy.

Chelsea Peretti

@chelseaperetti

5 years

podcasts are so bad

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4 years

Are those... hoofprints?

NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover

@NASAPersevere

4 years

Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars

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2 years

Interesting titbit on Lis Truss's resignation: despite being in office for only 44 days, she will still take delivery of the weekly barrel of beef that all former Prime Ministers receive.

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@beefanddairy

5 years

It's day four of the Beef and Dairy advent calendar. What wonders await us behind the ornate door? It's beef.

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@beefanddairy

2 years

This local radio interview tactic from British PM Liz Truss has clearly backfired. Should have come on Beef and Dairy Network. For the right price we'll really soft-pedal an interview: that's our guarantee.

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3 years

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3 years

Tesco have now blocked us.

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@beefanddairy

1 month

It's Bob Trescothick.

Ford News

@FordJohnathan5

1 month

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨

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Big thanks to the Guardian for writing about us this week. Brave of them to hype a rival but it is Christmas so maybe it's a football in no man's land situation.

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Make the perfect phone call without being impeached: 5510555555674155555155555165574155653721556669424566797979791168442553331974862239412298687225551955105555557675255105555556741555551555551655741555197764753425554443356719...

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If we get another 120 Twitter followers we reach 10,000 and have to be debated in the House Of Commons.

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4 years

The nice people at @Stitcher have got confused and included us in their "Comedy Week" promotion. We're a industry-facing podcast about the beef and dairy industries, but thanks!

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3 years

Thanks to everyone who joined us on Twitch this evening/morning/afternoon depending on where you are. Quite harrowing to see this in the chat:

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2 years

A huge thank you to our new sponsors, David Ronco's Meat In The Woods.

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@beefanddairy

2 years

HEAT WAVE TIPS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 in association with the UK Meat Marketing Board. 1. Make yourself a huge piping hot pan of beef and onions and eat it under the midday sun.

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4 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue. We owe the actor Ted Danson 29 tons of grain, And the total continues to rise, There's no prospect of us realistically paying this off, So what now?

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@beefanddairy

2 years

This is the beef and dairy network universe and you're living in it.

The Independent

@Independent

2 years

A man escaped from dead cows anus in TV stunt banned from ever being broadcast

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@beefanddairy

3 years

Delete your dating apps and meet someone the old-fashioned way, by locking eyes with them through a perspex screen at the British Beef Council annual dinner and barn dance.

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Good to hear that Rishi Sunak is scrapping a meat tax that he never proposed in the first place. That's how you know they really don't want to tax meat. But where is the promised newborn beef box and the under 16's beef credit? The universal tripe dividend?

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3 years

We are one of 12 Founding Clubs of the European Super League. Which is going to be interesting because we aren't a football team, we are a podcast about the latest developments in the beef and dairy industries.

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4 years

Ricccchh beef saaaaaussaaaaaagggeeeeeessssss!!!!

barreh 🆓️🇵🇸

@twenty5ab

4 years

Gun to your head. What are your last words

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6 years

Beef is love.

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5 years

As with all advent calendars, we forgot to open the doors for the past few days. So time to open 20, 21 and 22. What trio of fun waits for our trembling hands? It's beef. It's beef. It's beef.

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@beefanddairy

3 years

Many Network members will enjoy watching the England men's football team play in a big final this evening. But it will be bittersweet. Yet another reminder that Wembley is being wasted. Please - dig two holes. Saddle ten cows. Polish the lances. Release a pig. #hogball 🐷

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3 years

Adele says that you shouldn't shuffle the tracks on an album, we say that you should listen to Beef and Dairy Network in a reversing Hyundai i10. Respect the makers. ❤️

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3 years

A dark day for the United Kingdom. A dark, dark day.

UK Prime Minister

@10DowningStreet

3 years

DEAL: The United Kingdom has secured a Free Trade Agreement with New Zealand. Read more about the deal and the benefits it will bring to both our nations: 🇬🇧🇳🇿

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