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@0xPnkman
pinkman
14 years
@justinbieber PRAY is one of those songs that makes u wanna change the world. I LOVE IT!
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13 years
@justinbieber i loved #nsn3d so much im going again tonight and taking my mom & grandma instead of my #5friends ! IT WAS SO GOOD!
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Ames has Veishea, Iowa has Vodka Sam, but UNI has Campaniling. #MAKELOVENOTWAR
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
I'm at the point in the semester were even wearing a bra to class seems like a lot of work.
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10 years
I love college but hate school. There's a difference.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
You're lying if you say you don't guess how many Mexicans are in the laundry mat when driving through postville.
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Happy Birthday to one of my besties @taylorswift13 ! We've had so many great times together with many more to come <3u http://t.co/k9dx0wJtmB
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
Since when did people start giving a shit about soccer?
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Aubrey Schlitter. 🙋🙋🙋
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
Happy 16th Birthday to my pretty brother @ClassyTMath http://t.co/bBTaNxLFhh
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
Tanner doesn't know what the Red Neck Car Wash is let alone how to cruise the loop. I'm starting to think he doesn't even go to WHS.
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@0xPnkman
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7 years
@ScottyMcCreery I drove 4 hours to SEE YOU TONIGHT at the Winnesheik Fair! Can't wait to see you put on an amazing show for the 3rd time!
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
You think I would love my job because I get to stare at shirtless guys all day, but they are all either 8 or 50 years old, no one inbetween.
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Haha! you guys know that if I follow you on twitter I can see what you tweet right?! #sofunny
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Creeping on people is all fun and games until you accidentally favorite something from 4 months ago. 🙊
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Mom just asked me where the 3 bottles of wine went she was giving as a present for our Christmas tomorrow. Umm..... Uhhhh..... About that...
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Buy me $5 pizza so I know it's real
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Physically I'm in class, mentally I'm floating down the upper Iowa with a cold one in my hand. #summerhurry
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Everyone please ignore these next 10 tweets. One of my classes is trying to ruin my twitter reputation.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
This is my monthly "tweeting from a computer because i broke my phone again" tweet. [Insert crying emoji here]
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Props to the responsible people out there who can somehow manage to keep a cell phone for two whole years. You guys deserve a prize. 👏🏆
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
I wonder how long its gonna take my mom to realize that there isn't vodka in her 5 o'clock handle but water instead.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
I swear my life is just one awkward moment after the other
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
One in one out at $5 pizza
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Psh who needs a boy when your mom sends you good night/good morning texts?
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Friday hurry up! I just wanna be raising hell w/all my favorite people! @LegalKorean @CallenBakkum @CiarraAnna @BillboaBrink @DanielleLeiran
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
I would do just about anything for a slice of Mabes pizza right about now.
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Fuck the RAs!!!!!
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
I think I'm going to celebrate with a shower beer. #hellobreak
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
8 years
@LegalKorean you're becoming soft. Never thought I'd see the day
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
I just opened up a box of ramen noodles, that pretty much sums up how my Christmas is going.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
I hate billy
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
So is it Christmas break yet?
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
Rodgers is back! 💚💛
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@0xPnkman
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11 years
i'm done. I'm Done. IM DONE! #letsdrink
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pinkman
11 years
I force my dog to spend time with me by locking him in my room but he just hides under my bed the whole time.. I feel so loved. #cool
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Wearing UNI apparel to iowa city bars was a bad idea..
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pinkman
11 years
#sportsmemories attempting 2 catch a fly ball but instead face planting into the fence &fallin flat on by back.& yes it made it in the paper
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
I ❤️ cf
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10 years
$1 tequila shots shouldn't be a thing.
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10 years
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10 years
S/O to @ClassyTMath for scoring his first varsity touchdown tonight! #stud
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pinkman
10 years
Living off dreams and spaghetti o's
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11 years
Is it bad that Im already making a christmas list? #favoriteholiday
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pinkman
11 years
I will go to Nashville someday.. & marry a hot country singer.. someone like Luke Bryan.. or maybe I'll just marry Luke Bryan.. #dreaming
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
@LexiRMoore HAPPY BIG 21 LEXI! 😘🍺 http://t.co/xBvbwcUXKw
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
This pretty much sums up my day http://t.co/rzCM6XEd3m
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
My mom just made me take off the shirt I was wearing so she could wear it. #birthdaydiva
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pinkman
11 years
Hi, I'm best friends with a sex offender. @LegalKorean
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Just trapped in Walmart because apparently there's a tornado right down the street.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Doin some meth tonight
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Our first "are we there yet?" happened before we even left the state of Iowa. This is going to be a long trip.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Probably a good thing @Lars_Sivesind only turns 21 once. #shitgotweird
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pinkman
11 years
I wish for no school tomorrow. http://t.co/4gTlReq9Ve
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
@LexiRMoore @christinaa_mary @Mary_Chicoine @Moldoll__ @BillboaBrink Hi Billy, Hi Molly, Hi Mary, Hi Christie, Hi Lexi 👋
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
The only thing getting me through this week. http://t.co/2vSlYHesOg
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11 years
I love Carol and Keith bakkum so much.
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11 years
I don't think I've dressed up this much since the first week of school... and when I say "dressed up" I mean jeans and a regular bra.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
"$5 Pizza is my favorite go to restaurant on the hill during the weekends"- @jaitchison4 #PRW14 #PantherNation http://t.co/fh3VE5ufjU
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Watch out cf, @CallenBakkum @CiarraAnna @Kylynn_Brette and @LaurenBannon are coming to town! Shits about to get cray.
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
I could go for some country music, cold cans, a gravel road and my besties right about now.
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pinkman
11 years
Care packages make my life. My grandma is pretty much the shit. http://t.co/RDErqrgom3
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pinkman
11 years
Finding clean clothes to wear is definitely the hardest part of getting ready in the morning. #thestruggle
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11 years
@Marrrhal : @karlimathis I just had the strangest feeling this was you during your first shotgun. http://t.co/nSESLF7IuG” haha!bitchhh
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Had a great weekend with even greater people. #blessed
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
BWW blazing challenge = completed. And yes, I am currently regretting it.
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pinkman
11 years
"Why is this fucker flashing his brights at me?!"... 10 seconds later were in a river... "Oh shit" -us last night
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11 years
If you haven't ate a Jane Sivesind cookie you haven't lived yet. #heaveninmymouth
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11 years
Being a belieber is a way of life.
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pinkman
11 years
Taylor swift over everything
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Can we just skip to the part where I'm on a beach sipping on some Hawkey vodka with my best friends?
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pinkman
11 years
Jana Kramer will always be Alex Dupre in my mind. #onetreehill
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pinkman
11 years
Me and Justin are out! See ya in the fall uni! #neiabound http://t.co/WTvQATGLbA
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
It'd be cool if my roommates would move in already!!!!! #MISSYOUGUYS @tiffanyannwagne @jaitchison4 @TayAnn2 @HillaryPico
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
Happy Monday from Maria 😂 http://t.co/K2PiFfRxme
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pinkman
11 years
A little boy came up to me at the pool today crying because he couldn't find his googles..... his googles were on his head... #forrealkid ?
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pinkman
11 years
I have some of the best friends in the world. #bitchesbejealous
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pinkman
11 years
You know, just causing a little ruckus like old times. http://t.co/3TnDbxJmpB
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11 years
I spent my day checking out the Scott brothers so I guess I can't complain. #OTHfordayz
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11 years
I swear I'm going to be 70 and still jamming out to Shiana Twain. #nevergetsold
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11 years
I just want Luke Bryan to love me.. is that really too much to ask for? #sodamnhot
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11 years
Can I decorate a Christmas tree yet?
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
10 years
I refuse to listen to anything but my "Summertime <3" playlist. Summer '14 is gonna be a good one.
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pinkman
11 years
Can I move back to cf yet? Cedar Falls > Waukon
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pinkman
10 years
I really don't like Waukon but I somehow get a little sad every time I have to leave. #shittytown #greatpeople
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11 years
@ScottyMcCreery what should we name our first kid? Haha #askscotty
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
So is it rude to let a guy buy you a drink and then immediately have to "go to the bathroom" and just never come back?
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11 years
My parents aren't so happy about me coming home 10 minutes before we have to leave. Sorry bout it. #teamnosleep
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@0xPnkman
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10 years
@mannecarp let's mix up the karaoke a little bit this weekend. http://t.co/0JkXk6zbVU
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Chicks before dicks. Hoes over bros. Always remember that ladies.
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11 years
Poop in the pool two times in one day. I'm not sure if I should be glad or mad. #30minutebreak
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pinkman
11 years
You know you're in Iowa when you have to stop mid tour to heard a cow back into their pasture. #neia #goodsamartians
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@0xPnkman
pinkman
11 years
Yo friends! Since Waukeezy Football is coming to the dome you all better get your asses to CF next Saturday! #comevisitme !!!
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pinkman
11 years
One of my favorite things is watching cocky guys biff it on their long boards. #sofunny #sorrynotsorry
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