@inthenow
@cbl2
It was a love match! When Gary Flom saw Svitlana in the Melania Trump Mail Order Brides of Eastern Europe catalog he knew she was the one. Svitlana loves Gary as much as any other American man with a sizeable pot of money to spend on her.
@BigElad
@Cajsa
He sexually abused and blackmailed his hairdresser.
He stole from his veterans' charity and from taxpayers.
He resigned hours after a judge ordered him to reveal his dark money donors.
He's sure to win.
@k1llstreakz
The doctor who told me that spent the meeting standing with his hand on the doorknob.
University of Pittsburgh Medical Center thought he was wrong to say that.
@theapollogrey
@jameshaskell
Now he's a married man with children.
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. — 1 Corinthians 13:11, King James Version.
@SBWheat1
Glad to hear you're on the mend.
Have you noticed there haven't been any widespread conspiracy theories about McConnell and a Grindr hookup at a hotel that resulted in a head injury?
I'm so bitter.
@TheOriginalLuXe
@notcapnamerica
@larney41
Every single one of my toothless Maga neighbors was afraid of Trump’s caravans but feels compelled to drive across the border for dental work.
@drmammal
@DennisCardiff
@waltshaub
I voted for Sinema because she was running against McSally. After the fact, I’d like to know what kind of vetting was done on Sinema before she was supported by the AZ Democratic Party.
@LoriS_LLC
@Tom_Winter
@maggieNYT
I agree with the sentiment expressed but low or middle class kids have to get into college based on academic merit and hard work. That is if they can afford to attend college at all.
@keyofmgy
@phineasfool
@SaysSiryn
@kptsj
@transscribe
I worked in retail and saw how corporate executives put the onus of policing customers on the lowest paid employees. It's a situation where employees are forbidden to behave as they would in normal circumstances and there are psychos out there who live to take advantage of that.
@LouLouLa10
Lady CC was also informed by sources close to the Queen Mother that "...she raided the wine cellars of her palaces and castles and floated on a sea of booze, never entirely sober, but never actually drunk either.”
@jeremynewberger
MARCO RUBIO:
Exodus 35:23
23 And every man, with whom was found blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair, and orange skins of rams, and badgers' skins, brought them.
@LanceUSA70
Them: “Oh look Harold, we need more nice white Christian couples in the neighborhood.”
Me: On my way to buy 2 extra security cams and snake fence so they can’t tunnel in.
@CannellBen26804
Considering that the RF have traditionally been made up of intermarried German cousins, it's odd for anyone British to question another's ancestry.
@leu2500
@TomJChicago
Millions of American taxpayer dollars wasted - Mexico's not paying for it - that could have been used for the benefit of Americans.