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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 months

📍Woodlawn Lake, San Antonio, TX

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Texas sweetie… you’re so embarrassing.

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@beatbyanalisa

2 months

Doing this w/ a bean & cheese taco at the Riverwalk

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@RoatansFinest

2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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@beatbyanalisa

6 years

I asked him “who’s a good boy?!”

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

My biggest fear about contracting COVID is not getting sick, it’s me unknowingly passing it along to someone else... And then that someone may not be able to handle it as well as I may be able to. That’s what scares me the most.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Just cancel Fiesta already. This city doesn’t know how to fucking act during a pandemic and y’all deserve NOTHING!

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@beatbyanalisa

2 months

Ricky Diaz

@DiazRickyTX

2 months

What city am I in you only get 4 guesses

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

10 months

I see y’all had a time on the strip last night lmfao

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

5 years

What do y’all judge Mexican restaurants by? I go by bean and cheese tacos. If you can’t do that right, how can I even trust you??

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

my friends looked super hot & flirty, meanwhile…

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@beatbyanalisa

6 months

🚨SAN ANTONIO🚨

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

I did not expect that but I am very pleased.

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

Classic 78207 🤘🏼😂

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Paul Wall took his son to Mariachi Connection on the west side for a charro suit for his bday… and that voice?? 🥲

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

9 years

Someone find me this sign... Or bumper sticker

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

TEXAS REOPENED SO THEY DONT HAVE TO GIVE YOU UNEMPLOYMENT NOT BECAUSE THINGS GOT BETTER!

Mayor Ron Nirenberg

@Ron_Nirenberg

4 years

COVID-19 didn't decide to leave town because your favorite hangout opened. 1⃣ Wear a mask in public 2⃣ Practice physical distancing 3⃣ Wash your hands regularly Let's continue to do our part. More info:

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@beatbyanalisa

30 days

I bought 8 breakfast tacos for $11… Second time here & I have not been disappointed!!!

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

1 year

when I’m trying to be sneaky and someone texts me “why is your location off??”

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

where is my second stimulus check you fat bitch

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!

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@beatbyanalisa

1 year

Anyone want a free pup before my neighbors take him to a shelter? He’s been in my neighborhood for over a week now & camps outside at an Airbnb home. He’s super sweet, young(?), very timid and not fixed. Likely dumped from an abusive situation. Plays very well with other dogs!

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

We used to be a real country, a proper country.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

6 years

I CANNOT SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH❤️🙏🏼

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Why do I find these so funny?? Lmao thank you @TxDOTSanAntonio

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Most bars don’t even open until after noon anyways so I think Abbot was specifically calling out Cobalt.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

@Jaclynhill The only people upset about your tweet are the people who shoved their foot in to make the shoe fit. You’re a person who is allowed to vent on Twitter too.

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Pay attention to how companies treat their employees during this time. It speaks VOLUMES to their core ethics.

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

I need the brand NYC to come back and bring along their ICONIC rollerball glosses

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

5 months

the lid off the ranch

Dee 😈

@ARlegitDee

5 months

Remove 1 thing

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

5 years

To all the local Fiesta booth vendors... we got you in the Fall! #VivaFiesta

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

7 months

📍 Maui Mike’s 12/10 I don’t want y’all to try it… I NEED y’all to!

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

5 years

It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people. It’s okay to outgrow people.

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Although I’m TRASH for sleeping in my makeup.... it did not BUDGE! I’m buying more of that @bretmanrock setting spray ASAP!

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

I need some comedic relief… someone add me to that San Antonio “don’t date him” group on FB.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

like a country music star… in a good way💖

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

1 year

He’s on his way to his fur-ever home! He’s going to be so so loved 🥹 Thank you so much to everyone who shared!!! Y’all really made a difference for one lucky pup ❤️

analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

1 year

Anyone want a free pup before my neighbors take him to a shelter? He’s been in my neighborhood for over a week now & camps outside at an Airbnb home. He’s super sweet, young(?), very timid and not fixed. Likely dumped from an abusive situation. Plays very well with other dogs!

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

6 months

Y’all couldn’t have painted the barriers fiesta colors? Created a cute “Fiesta Trail” sign or something? Better yet… finish on time? MISSED OPPORTUNITY

San Antonio Public Works 👷‍♀️👷

@SAPublicWorks

6 months

🚧South Alamo Street🚧 Pedestrian Access: ‘WALK THIS WAY!’ to cross safely! 🚶🏻‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚶🏿🔗More info:

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@beatbyanalisa

1 year

I need the girlies to get together and do a fantasy football league but not based on ability, purely based on how cute they are lmfao

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Wild to think that a local sports broadcaster (and known party animal) takes more accountability for his actions than a city councilman.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

I watched this movie for @JohnLeguizamo and Paul Rudd ONLY

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

SA looking outside, seeing it snow again:

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@beatbyanalisa

11 months

Cowboy Dream 💚👸🏽 |

@ThaDreamGirl13

11 months

Y’all hate being parents, yall hate the idea of getting married, yall hate relationships, yall hate working to provide.. what do yall like?!??

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

My grandma, y’all 💀💀💀

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Personally... I find it really fucking annoying when they abbreviate my name to only the first 4 letters.

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@beatbyanalisa

10 months

This is actually hilarious because what would my brother even have my mom saved as for this lady to message her like this??? 💀

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

I am a FIRM believer in this mentality! I am a very punctual person so when y’all are late, I take it VERY personal.

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

They were both here for me 🙃

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

No wonder it fucking stinks like shit today

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Just landed in the Great State of Texas!

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

The city of San Antonio owes me a gas card for how many detours I have to take just to get home every fucking day.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

You should’ve never called me a fat ass Kelly Price!!!

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Okay but why is Nev from Catfish at Rumble? Lmaoo

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

Can’t even be mad at people clearing out H‑E‑B. CPS sends out multiple notifications and all of a sudden everyone’s PTSD from last year kicks in. It’s actually really sad.

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

People who WILLING CHOSE to eat at Velvet Taco are not to be trusted 🤢

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@beatbyanalisa

11 months

#NewProfilePic

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

3 years

Sharing here too because I’m proud of how far I’ve come & how far I’ll continue to go. 6 months down, a lifetime to go✨

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Y’all remember when that one lady from was released from quarantine at Lackland because she had a false negative for her COVID test, went to North Star Mall and everyone went nuts and had a heart attack about it???? Ahhh, the good ol’ days 🥲

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

4 years

LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME BOY WHO WANDERED INTO MY YARD HOW ADORABLE IS HE??!!!!! Also... if anyone is missing their dog, he’s chillin in the St.Mary’s/Tobin Hill area! 🐾

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@beatbyanalisa

1 year

All my fellow soup sluts know any weather is soup weather but today is exceptional.

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

The city of San Antonio needs to hire the same builders that put up these gentrified condos in less than a month to fix St.Mary’s St.

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Me on the first day @midnightswimtx reopens:

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

🎃ready for spooky szn🎃 inspo from @spookylilpeach ✨ #BeatByAnalisa

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Y’all this took me too damn long 😂 @thelonelyisland @nbcbrooklyn99

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

LITERALLY CRYING RN 😭😭🥹❤️❤️

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@beatbyanalisa

8 years

To anyone saying the Cowboys already lost this game... #FinishtheFight

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

I am healthy, I am wealthy, I am rich, I am that bitch

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

City council got me fucked up if they think I need a permit to park in front of my own house on my public ass street!

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

It finally happened. I got hit with the “you’ve changed” b/c of my weight loss. But yes, I have changed because I’ve been working on myself mentally and physically and I’m also not fucking miserable every damn day anymore BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING ☺️

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Jimmy, I was going say something mean back to you but you look like you have alcohol fetal syndrome so I’m just going to keep it to myself. God bless you 🫶🏼

jimmy Brown

@jimmyBrown1976

2 years

@beatbyanalisa What you are wearing in your pic is embarrassing!!

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@beatbyanalisa

1 year

I support women… not weird bitches.

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@beatbyanalisa

2 months

@princebyakugan I’m from the west side…

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@beatbyanalisa

11 months

I’m still waiting for a local restaurant to offer a flight of soups on their menu. No, I don’t want to orders just cups of soup… I want all the soups you offer, served on a board like margaritas!!!

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Me:

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

One year later… i MF did that 🤘🏼🥹

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@beatbyanalisa

5 months

#NewProfilePic

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

Okay I like it Picasso

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Shein haul coming soon but I just had to share this first 😂

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analisa🎀🪩✨💘

@beatbyanalisa

2 years

I don’t understand why people put their entire relationship drama on social media for the world to see but the chismosa in me is very grateful, so thank you.

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@beatbyanalisa

2 years

Update: We had a blast! She posted me to her FB while we were there and she just called me just now to tell me how many likes and comments “we” got 🥹😭❤️

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@beatbyanalisa

1 year

I went to emo night FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER and someone in a ghost face mask told me I was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 😭

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

Officially 6 days post-op from VSG surgery! 💖 This definitely took some time for me to post about b/c it all started happening so fast, it didn’t seem real. I’ve since been home recovering, preparing for the road ahead and I’m so excited to share my journey with y’all 💖✨

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

I bought this shirt as a freshman in college… didn’t wear it for nearly a decade because it was too small 🥹

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE? ❤️🤍 IG: @beatbyanalisa

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@beatbyanalisa

6 years

COUNTRY ON THE STRIP?!! Well slap my ass and call me Kaitlin because we’re goin’ scootin’, y’all!

San Antonio Current

@SAcurrent

6 years

San Antonians didn't have to wait long to find out what will replace Phantom Room (RIP).

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

THAT PART

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

wondering if she’ll ever be able to RIP:

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@beatbyanalisa

3 years

OKAY IDK WHEN THIS HAPPENED BUT IM LITERALLY SHOOK 😭😭😭💖💖💖

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

🕷like a black widow, baby🕷 #BeatByAnalisa

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@beatbyanalisa

6 years

@Trinykt @dog_rates @mydogiscutest So sorry for your loss! This helped me a bit when my pup passed.

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

I just feel like Abraham Quintanilla would be a Trump supporter.

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@beatbyanalisa

4 years

Sex without consent... I feel like there’s another word for this...???

KSAT 12

@ksatnews

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: An 18-year veteran of the San Antonio Police Department’s Central Patrol was arrested after a woman reported he had sex with her without her consent, officials said.

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@beatbyanalisa

5 years

Men LOVE pterodactyls! IG: @beatbyanalisa