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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

@its_love_tym @medwards_92 Pretty baller move from her in fairness.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Surprised he didn't get his cock out 2 furlongs from home. Laughed at them.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

8 months

Johnny D. Didn't get the responsible gambling memo. King.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

10 months

This is borderline bringing the game into disrepute. What are the owners/punters of the second to make of it?

Racing Post

@RacingPost

10 months

🗣 "He hasn't listened to me" Patrick Mullins vented his frustration at cousin Danny after the pair finished first and second in the Grade 1 Guinness Faugheen Novice Chase at Limerick on Thursday

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Gordon has taken it better that I have. If he can live with it, so can I. That's enough.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

@TitaniaMcGrath @guardian Only snag is all those children he fathered. Not a model for population control. Also a decent chance he did his fair share of raping. Could be problematic.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

The Heff is wasted at Ballydoyle. Should be part of the secret service crew that minds Biden. He'd take multiple bullets for the firm.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

Class act.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

7 minutes of Bryony or having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice for the same period?

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

So Samcro got on the boat, but Kemboy didn't? Of course @Ui_Maine we can't rule out the possibility that Samcro just walked over the water.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

This is why it's so difficult to land a touch.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

Ah here. It's possible to think the best horse won and also that the ride the second got stunk the joint out. In fact 90% of the people I've talked to hold both views simultaneously.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

400 bags can't buy a Kilbeggan winner. Some game.

Racing TV

@RacingTV

1 year

One to note 👀 You Oughta Know (Beat Hollow) makes a big impression on debut for Willie and Patrick Mullins at @KilbegganRaces . Related to the yard's former Grade 1 novice Pont Alexandre, he saunters home from €400,000 buy Croke Park and looks exciting for team Closutton

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

The same Altior who beat the UDS on deep ground. Henderson fucking hates running horses.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

What a journey Brazil has been on. Apply handbrake. Get 119. Will the UK premium get us in? Too close to call. Bottle it. Release handbrake. Piss up in Naas. Get a stone. Still beat a horse with a stone in hand. At 20 to fucking one. So JP is GATG? Bewildering.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

Twomey some sicko. They backed it too. The 500 bags wasn't enough.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Have emails from Russian women wanting to talk dirty to me and bookies wanting to talk safer gambling to me. One went in the bin.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

@MvG180 @the_enigma888 Class act. Not a man to waste characters or darts.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

The state of this country.

Galway Races

@Galway_Races

3 years

🎥Update from our CEO Michael Moloney… #GalwayRaces

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 month

They say you should never meet your heroes. They say a lot. Most of it guff. In unsurprising scenes, the man is a king.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Have some of that BHA. Magnificent outfit.

Laura Scott

@LauraScott__

4 years

Breaking: Tiger Roll withdrawn from Grand National by Gigginstown over "unfair weight"

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

I been waitin fo ya Billy Ray. To the Curragh my good man, and don't spare the horses.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Some musings. Defensible : Indefensible?

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Gonna try to resurrect some moribund hashtags at the protest. Also a new one for the day that's in it.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

Storm Brendan I see. About fucking time.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Nothing like sitting up the front on the top deck of a bus with a driver hurrying to finish his shift. Have made my peace with the Lord 3 times and only at Baker's Corner. €2.50 for this thrill ride. Cheap at a pony.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

@PGATOURSMartin @MichaelVerity Who doesn't have a dew simulation guy?

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brendan duke

@bduke77

8 years

I wrote this. Racing was shite today. See what you think. Any feedback welcome.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

@KittyHollandIT That's Cheltenham Gold Cup day. Any parent not taking their child out of school should be hearing from social services.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

Absolute state of the replies to this. They walk among us.

Racing Post

@RacingPost

2 years

🚨 Gordon Elliott has been fined £1,000 and Zanahiyr disqualified from third place in last year’s Champion Hurdle after testing positive for a banned raceday substance

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Back to my greatest worry. Who'll be seen on a racecourse first. Me or Gordon?

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Give Henderson enough grief so have to give props for declaring. This is what it's all about. Horseracing.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

@PennyRed @PatrickFreyne1 Incorrect. Pretending to constantly worry about all the problems in the world is a cynical accumulation of modern social capital.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

Dirtbags. I can live with the Mona Lisa being defaced but to see the fabled green baize tainted cuts deep.

Lee

@GoonerLee180

2 years

Absolute madness at the snooker!! #WorldSnookerChampionship

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

@RacingTV @leemottershead @nickluck @ABE_Dubai Wept

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

@brehonisbest PM of Luxembourg. Wow. Any word from the King of the Canaries.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

So pure. No surprise that he's a good jumper of course. The horse could probably cure Covid if he wasn't busy taking over NH racing.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

@adriancummins @redgoose2012 Channel that fury. Open the pubs. Open the restaurants. We will come. They can't arrest us all.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

With a pedigree like that, it's definitely one to keep an eye on. Probably one for next season though.

Irish Independent

@Independent_ie

3 years

A newly-discovered Covid variant that combines mutations from both Omicron and Delta is “the real thing,” scientists have said

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

48 hr decs. Four beautiful words. 8 beautiful characters.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Chatting with a bird on Tinder. Late 30's so swimming in a shallow pool anyway. Further reduces it by only dating the unvaccinated. Think I'm in love. Sadly, my lack of principles means we're as ships in the night. Punchestown on tomorrow though. We move on.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

@AtTheRaces @kevinblake2011 @TheGoatBar1 @boyciesbetting @IRISRacing @RadioEmmet @RacingTrends @FinalFurlongPod Life goals. Find someone to look at me the way Emmet looks at Kevin.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

Curragh abandoned. Feck sake. Always thought the world revolved around me but am becoming increasingly suspicious that it actually revolves around Fran Berry.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

8 years

Willie Mullins stable tour. Oh dear. When will they learn? Get more insight reading about Kim Jong-Il's time on the PGA tour.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

I mean. Cheltenham week ffs.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

8 years

@paddypower good sport. I thought it was credible til Ruby threw the score out the window.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Who's in charge, me or the devil? Brandy Love is currently 9/4. If I can get 2/1 tomorrow morning, my bet will be at the highest level.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

Dave Yates. A true inspiration to those of is that hope to steal a living one day.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Rick's people all set to inherit the earth. Be a dismal place to rule mind you.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

In fairness to the people who bought the Giggi horses, we all make relatively bad decisions. They've obviously made more than a few good choices in life. Wouldn't mind being a fiver behind them.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Find someone that looks at you the way Chacun looks at the second last in the Leop.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Twitter will be like the Guardian soon. People will only open it for a laugh, and the sports section.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 months

I've seen some stones in my time but extreme thoughts and prayers with Ramatuelle backers

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 months

Djokovic is a king. Can say what he wants. The hate ultimately comes down to him holding up a mirror. Vast majority of us disgraced ourselves during Covid. He balled out.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Shot 59 in pitch and putt, got a nice swim in. Sun shining. Then threw this bad boy while listening to the golf pod. Pretty, pretty, pretty sweet Tuesday.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

WHAT A FUCKING HORSE.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

Brendan Duke: O Brother! A siren’s call sets alarm bells ringing

Brendan Duke: O Brother! A siren's call sets alarm bells ringing

A weekend wedding transported Brendan Duke back to his youth but he soon snapped out of it to focus on getting some weekend winners

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Scenes. Just the 7 months in the making.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Depressing turn of events. An inspirational figure torn down by spivs and mediacrities. NH racing hastening its own demise. If anyone needs me, I'll be watching the golf.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Unbelievable. Can't talk about deaths because erm, no one is dying. Can't talk about hospital admissions because erm, no one is in hospital. Let's talk about long term effects which are a complete guess up. People are suffering you know. This narrative shift happened today. Joke.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

I blame myself for looking but Santini making BTB look like Harchibald is reason enough not to even show these "gallops". As a wise man once said to me about the work after racing in Leopardstown, "99% of people might as well be looking at a field of corn".

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Nice. It's normally cruel but now that it's cool, I just happened to be watching. Timing is a useful quality in a comedian I suppose.

Dara Ó Briain

@daraobriain

4 years

Don’t normally watch the Grand National, turned it on by chance and was delighted, because I got to see Rachael Blackmore make history! Well done to her!

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

Beyond bants. "I didn't fancy him at all". Mr Charles Byrnes.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

@danroan A rise in joy too. Can pinpoint exactly the last time I felt happy. Those 4 days in Cheltenham.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

I mean. What sort of a mind is this?

BGP Capital

@equinties

2 years

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

Heckle this muthafucka at your peril.

Johnny Dineen

@JohnnyDineen

2 years

It wasn’t too bad really , a bit like yereselves I don’t go overboard when I’m laying them.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Dreamy. Possibly my favourite bit is when JH describes that extraordinary leap at the one past the stands as proficient.

Racing TV

@RacingTV

3 years

This is well worth 5 minutes or so of your time. 😍 🐴 The chasing debut of five-year-old Galopin Des Champs, having signed off last season with wins at Cheltenham and Punchestown. What a magnificent prospect he is.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

Found him. Thanks be to jaysus. Such a show of unity from racing twitter was making me uneasy.

Andrew Walters

@andyfal199

3 years

#Shiskin FFS, they plodded to the last fence and then had a race. It’s embarrassing. M Fitz said it was a tear jerker. WTF. Apparently it was one of those days people will say “I was there” hahaha. It was tedious to watch and listen too. Let alone claim it made people cry. WTF

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

For those of us concerned that the youth might be losing their sense of humour in these rather po-faced times, I bring good tidings. Met a woman on Thursday. 13 year old son is identifying as invisible. Pronouns are who and where. Decent patter.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

@chlojmatthews8 Justice refunds have ruined a generation.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

Maries Rock 3/1 you say? I believe the expression goes something like 'load the pony'.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

More evidence for how different brothers can be. Donnacha looks like he's broadcasting from Versailles. Joseph was on RTE yesterday. Looked like he was in my granny's spare room.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

Nice. Logician nearly as impressive as Hoiles line about them being strung out from Norway to Constantinople.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Feck sake. How does a Bannister not know about the rail.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Have just been reminded by an actual PR professional the Oisin's excuse was fairly ropey too. But they didn't call him a liar. Gordon's PR company playing chess. Twitter can stick to checkers.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Really is like prison. Cooped up save for an hour in the yard, 3 square meals and no women. Just fashioned a shiv from my toothbrush to complete the experience.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

Sir Erec. Another well handled situation. Could get used to this being kept in the loop lark.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

10 months

Bob Olinger turning into Bob's Worth off the bridle one of the more surprising developments of the season.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

What it's all about. Shiskin has no quit in him.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

Catches breath. What a game. So one man stands alone against the Prince of Darkness. That one man is an electrician. If anyone can deliver us into the light it's him right? Be grand. Please, please let it be grand.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

De Bromhead could train them to jump bail.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

If Frankie can get the Paddy Twomey job he'll ride for another 10 years.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

First bet on track in a looong time. Bad beat but good experience.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

3 years

This diversity in racing shit has gone too far. Two fucking NH meetings at the end of May.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Ladies advisory. Make sure you're sitting down. First dip of the season. Bliss #riseup #goouthavelives

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 months

Reeks of the Streisand effect.

Icy

@icyestretro

7 months

How about fuck off.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

Don't know anything about Dancing On Ice but have had plenty of first days in a job. Dickheads.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

@AKBets87 No chance he jumped off but will be disappointed he fell off.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Asterion is some tart.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

16 lengths!!! If they don't go CH, I'd half consider a Ryanair boycott.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

7 years

@Shadling @Kelsomatic @its_love_tym @medwards_92 Priceless that stuff. One of those moments when you do the right thing. Usually think of it about 2 minutes later. She's a class act.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

I'm going out the front door with Gordo. Bastards.

Francis Keogh

@HonestFrank

4 years

NEW: The British Horseracing Authority will not allow the Irish trainer Gordon Elliott to race horses in Britain whilst the Irish authorities investigate an image that appeared on social media over the weekend.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

Long term effects of concussion are shocking.

Emmet Kennedy

@RadioEmmet

4 years

The Gordon photo made me physically ill. But who drafted his statement, Prince Andrew?! Action must be swift & harsh. A horrible few days for the greatest sport in the world 🤬

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brendan duke

@bduke77

6 years

On a weekend away with the missus. Somehow convinced barman to switch soccer to darts. She's got her Mona Lisa groove on. Could be fascinated by me explaining the inticacies of the oche. Also could be thinking, how did it come to this?

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brendan duke

@bduke77

4 years

My heart lies with John. Lovely work. I'd go down for a swift half but it is an awful long way.

Tipperary publican to open for business ahead of government date set for opening public houses

County Tipperary publican John Harney has called time on inconsistent restrictions as he plans to reopen his public house in Ballyclerihan, Clonmel, Co. Tipperary on June 29th ahead of the proposed...

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brendan duke

@bduke77

1 year

Ray Reardon made a century break today apparently. He's 91. Pure baller.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

What a morning to wake up on. Altior inching closer to his optimum trip. Definitely justifies scrambled eggs.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

5 years

With Twitter on the verge of losing another election and vats of boiled piss likely to be spilled in the next day or so, do try to keep some perspective. Never been a better time to be alive.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

2 years

The real story of this Masters will never be written. Phil hasn't been off for a year. Himself and JP have got the lot betting top 10 into dark Asian markets.

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brendan duke

@bduke77

10 months

Pierre Long. 5 Mountjoy St. Dublin 7. Lost your wallet and passport in Dun Laoghaire. This can be a test of my twitter reach. Please RT and hopefully he'll see this.

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