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Michael Verity

@MichaelVerity

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unapologetically consumed by the game of golf

Off the bridle
Joined July 2009
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
If you put Jon Rahm's last 20 rounds into the WHS handicapping system, average out his best 8 rounds, his differential comes out at -13.1875 Jon, your new handicap index is +13 Well played, son Could he concede all those shots to you in a match at your home course and beat you?
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
Rishi Sunak has just said there will also be a fresh Bet365 account for all citizens.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
No better accent for the phrase
@Iain_MLaughlin
Iain McLaughlin
2 years
Dubai: Weather Hot ✅ Mics Hot ✅
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@NoLayingUp Has there ever been a bigger display of sauce?! ⛳️
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Cambo went full Zach Johnson at the Senior Open 😮 Apparently wasn’t even the first time he’d done it in a Tournament!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
1 year
@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory Only beaten by DJ in Hawaii..
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PGA TOUR
7 years
"Plenty of horsepower here." Tracking ... TRACKING ... 😳 #QuickHits
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@the_fried_egg .Elite spray
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Carry: 13yds 💉
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Top 5 Regular PGA Tour courses on your list that you would love to play: My go: 1. Riviera CC 2. Pebble Beach 3. Harbour Town 4. Colonial CC 5. TPC Deere Run
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
Setting up your new Golf Rangefinder on the day Golf gets binned until about March time is horribly on-brand. Still, I will make good use of it on daily walks. 263yds to Sainsbury’s. 242 to the front of the shop. 284 back edge. ⛳️
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@acaseofthegolf1 How good would it be for an end of season shootout where all PGA Monday Qualifier Top 10’s throughout the season compete in a one off 18 hole event where the winner gets a PGA Tour Card for the following season!! Could be like a 250 man field and MADE for TV!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
What is the point in getting Chapman to comment on anything Oisin Murphy related?! Utter waste of time and absolutely exasperating for Adele and Fitz to have to reason with someone so unreasonable and illogical. @itvracing
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
8 months
Hard to believe just how deeply Racing & Betting broadcasting have regressed since the likes of these interviews.. Absolutely marvellous telly.
@horsevault
History of Horse Racing
8 months
2007 Royal Ascot Day 1 John McCririck & @barrysbismark
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
5 years
She’s not much without the stands up. #16 TPC
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
I asked for Doner meat with Chilli sauce ffs
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Royal Adelaide GC.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
PGA Tour Historical Driving Distance Averages.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@racingblogger That’s Brighton Bloggsy!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
The highest ceiling performance in the history of Sport. 🐅 Won by 15 (Fifteen).
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
How good would a PGA Tour Maiden Stakes be. Round up all the lads without a Win and lets crown one of them in a 72-hole Tournament - get all the same exemptions etc.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Cruden Bay.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
@SkyNewsBreak 4-4-FUCKING-2
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
@SarahSkySports @dougferguson405 .Wait a sec. Natalie Gulbis gets an invite to a 2020 end of season Tour Championship and the British Open Champion is overlooked?! 🤣 That is absurd.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Bob always looks like an under-pressure lower league football manager in post round interviews: “Lads have given their all today, we’ve done everything but score. We’ll take the point and move on, it’s all about Tuesday night now at home to East Fife”
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Hard to fathom how privileged we have been to witness this man’s career.
@Skratch
Skratch
3 years
#TigerTuesdays The purest 2-irons, 3-irons and 3-woods ever struck around Murfield.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Poor old Kev hasn’t slept this week. Danced every dance
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Castle Stuart.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Top 10 inland courses in England: 1. Sunningdale Old 2. St George's Hill 3. West Sussex 4. Swinley Forest 5. Sunningdale New 6. Hollinwell 7. Berkshire Red 8. Hankley Common 9. Alwoodley 10. Ganton
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
8 months
Machrihanish Dunes. Very much Golf as nature intended. 🐑
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Brancaster. The ‘oldest’ of old-school links clubs
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Michael Verity
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@GaryLineker @WestHam It’s almost as if Twitter links posts together isn’t it..
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@AVFCStatto Giggsy just wanted a quiet latte
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Michael Verity
2 years
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Justin Rose 3-putt on 18 knocks him out to 126. Hadley in on 125
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
Carlos Ortiz’s caddy better go hide!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
@NoLayingUp He put on a fresh glove just for the water
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@acaseofthegolf1 Is Allenby in the field?!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
We back. Shot 1 238 yds to native area. 115 yds to hole
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
A crisp winter spin around scintillating Swinley Forest. In Colt’s own words, “the least bad course” he ever designed Trees frame the holes perfectly but don’t suffocate the playing arena. Subtle, clever elevation changes, wicked heather & tricky greens provide a really fun test
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Michael Verity
5 years
Billy Andrade comparing Riviera CC to "a beautiful, run-down old whore" goes firmly into the @NoLayingUp Pod hall of fame.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
10 months
@TronCarterNLU There’s rumours that Corpuz and Stark shook hands on a halved match on the 1st tee and went straight to the bar
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
7 months
Old Machrihanish. Supreme links
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Angel Cabrera has been released from his contract with Jacamo.
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Michael Verity
2 years
I wanna live like (Hankley) Common People
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Langer Dan makes stealthy headway in 17th.
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Michael Verity
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Michael Verity
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Wonderful Woking. The Heathland HQ
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
1 year
Lovely memento bag tag they give you when you play TPC Sawgrass..
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@ArronOberholser @NoLayingUp How nicely did he shallow it here
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
8 months
The fighting pride of Medellín, Camilo Villegas Restrepo 🇨🇴 20 years a pro, still only 41yo. Great to see him back! 🏆
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Michael Verity
2 years
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
cc. Every golf club greens committee in the land.
@mikeclaytongolf
Mike Clayton
3 years
Before and After. New Zealand Golf Club. Before is never better.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@icyNKFA Benie and the vets
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
Held up travelling like the Winner.. 🐎
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
1 year
The Golf House Club, Elie 😍
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Michael Verity
6 years
His name is Another Name
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Walton Heath (Old).
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
The exquisite bunkering of RM East
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Peninsula Kingswood CC (North)
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
12 men have walked on the moon. 9 men have shot 59 or better on the main two tours.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
More Sandbelt excellence at Victoria GC 😍
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Michael Verity
2 years
Cam Smith chinning Rory and then joining LIV is pinnacle shithousery
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 months
Super afternoon walking around Sunningdale Old watching the final of the 79th Sunningdale Foursomes.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
“Greg, ffs what do I do now?”
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Having to listen to Brandel for an hour will take its toll on any man.. ☺️
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
One can only feel sorry for Horsey & Slattery this week. A truly ghastly draw. Imagine having to listen to those two cretins for 3 days. 🤮
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@PGATOUR @maxhoma23 🤣🤣🤣🙌
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
McGinley saying “it’s ok there, it’s ok there” as Sungjae’s tee shot at 17 rolls into the piss is everything.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Brilliant Broadstone.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Pro Golf could be a lot more fun for the viewer with some new on-the-spot penalties handed out to players: First up: 1 stroke penalty applied for tapping down an imaginary spike mark or re-reading a putt after you’ve missed it. More suggestions welcome.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
Wild and wonderful Huntercombe
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
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Hayling absolutely glorious this time of year!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Its Masters/Aintree week Denise FFS!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Imagine how proud you’d be of yourself if Butch said “attaboy” to you in person.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
5 years
Big Daz is ere
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Michael Verity
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
One of the best mixtures of humour and wisdom you will ever avail yourself of. I remember it being good at the time, it’s even better reading it back. Pure brilliance.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
The Finau 2-ball beat v Lombard yesterday up there with the filthiest of all time 🤢🤢🤢 Finau 2 clear on 18 tee. Hits it to 5ft for Birdie. 1/1500 at that point. Lombard then holes out from the fairway for Eagle 2. Tony misses 5 footer for birdie 3. My word that is incredible
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
St Enodoc
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
4 years
@bet365 Gary Flitcroft Gordan Cowans Tim Sherwood Stuart Ripley Mark Atkins Ben Marshall Jason Wilcox David Dunn David Batty Lenny Johnrose David Bentley Bradley Dack Lewis Travis Stewart Downing Craig Hignett
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Taking a pull when 9th with about 3f to run is vintage Carbs. Astonishing horseman, much missed from the Sport.
@RacingTV
Racing TV
2 years
🐴 Bellvano 🐴 Spot the red cap, JP McManus gold and green colours. Vintage Paul Carberry in the 2012 Grand Annual Chase – giving Nicky Henderson a seventh win at that meeting. #CheltenhamFestival #6DaysToGo @CheltenhamRaces @BetfairRacing
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Michael Verity
1 year
@shanebacon Or maybe it’s the very best time to highlight slow play
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@NoLayingUp Golf ain’t played on paper, son
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 months
Tiger can’t catch a break can he?! Hobbles around the first two days, grinding out the record for cuts at Augusta, his reward: 4 hours with Tyrrell Hatton today. 🤮
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
1 year
Couldn’t like this much more from Dame Laura Davies.. Leading the Evian by 5 shots, takes a portable TV around with her on the back nine of the final round so she could watch the England v Spain Quarter-Final of Euro 96! The Tour fined her €50 🤣
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
@GolfDigest I adore #1 at St Enodoc, a brilliant, undulating par 5. Gentle enough opener but a savage green that can catch you out. Some feeling you get as you crest the rise some 225y from the green and feast on the most brilliant view out over the camel estuary to Stepper point 😍
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
6 years
@JLDenning23 @LuckyFuckerTHFC Wouldn’t bet 50/1 that clip is real unfortunately
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
A few more Vic pics 🔞
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
Pee Cee.
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
3 years
@Luke_Elvy @PGATOUR @b_dechambeau Robert Karlsson did it at Wentworth one year..flew home to France I think and got the call late Friday that he had made cut. Flew back early Saturday and shot course record 62!!
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@MichaelVerity
Michael Verity
2 years
New South Wales GC “La Perouse”
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