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3 months

if mrbeast had been a psychologist in the 1950s they’d have given him a nobel prize

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I put two people who had never met before in a room and gave them $500,000 if they stayed for 100 days!

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deleting this app

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<literally any request at all> gpt4o:

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"Ok GPT-4o, same answer but please sound less horny"

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extremely over for reddit bros

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I know too many great, beautiful women who have no long term romantic prospects. I am extremely confused about what's going on here

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few have the grindset required to even step in the ring with this man 😹

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so asml makes 25 machines a year at like $300M each, every good fab is completely dependent on them, and you're telling me no one in the startup world is crazy enough to try to compete? this is one of the main ai supply chain bottlenecks

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tfw taking the junior vc down to see your unlicensed underground ai compute cluster

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💀😂volumes

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apparently this is a crime in europe now

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4 months

a guy can have a girlfriend in every major metropolitan area and not get cancelled but if he fucks up probability 101 it’s over

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2 months

the male urge to disappear into the woods with one of these and highly secret mission

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need relationship advice. we’re very in love but my girlfriend keeps saying she’s “out of tokens” and otherwise won’t talk to me at all. we’ve been together since march 2023

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thiel, student of girard, repeating the same six talking points in every public appearance is perhaps a little too on the nose

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2 months

wait no, wtf is existence. why are we here. why is anything here. don’t pretend like you don’t care. these are the deepest questions we can ask

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commies today are so mid lol “tax billionaires” is their main idea bro if we somehow magically confiscated all US billionaire wealth & paid it in cash equally to the nation’s citizens, we’d all get… ~$15k… once they used to have that revolutionary dog in ‘em

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9 months

i can tell how many hours a week someone scrolls reddit after spending three minutes with them. it’s a very distinctive pathology

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4 months

why is everyone simping over this paper

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11 months

is the EU ever going to pass a law that gets rid of these annoying cookie banners that ruined the entire fucking internet jesus christ lmao

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2 months

where the fuck are the new ideas

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2 years

Guys don’t worry alignment is solved (look what they did to my boy 😢😢)

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8 months

I'm sorry they put what on a commercial flight 😂

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1 year

pov your brain just rebooted itself and is rapidly reconstructing the world

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6 months

holy fuck I think I might have had a subclinical b12 deficiency dear god is this what normal people feel like

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9 months

i can’t get over how **midwit** is literally a fully formed culture and it’s called reddit holy shit😂😂 ppl will ask simple but slightly out of distribution questions. actual droves of idiots respond larping sheldon cooper in the comments but fail at even doing that well

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11 months

how metaverse users will appear to someone with an apple vision pro

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2 years

One day we’re going to talk about how fucked our societal norms around lighting are

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3 months

things that are not True Science🧵 1) tesla in space. sorry but not Science.

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we mostly agree that microplastics are shit yet the water aisle of every grocery store still looks like this. i wonder how long it’ll take the world to update

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yes it will take tens or hundreds of billions of dollars. no there are not many other things this worth throwing that kind of investment at

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9 months

i went on threads for five seconds and all i can say is i’m glad zuck made a home for them

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9 months

you know how a lot of people hold in their stomachs while in public? you're doing that with literally everything in your world model. everything. your body. your mind. your thoughts. the stuff outside your body. all of it. you're holding it all in. what if you didn't?

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this might sound retarded but what justifies the apparent assumption in physics that the physics of our universe is stationary?

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cannot wait to build one of these overcomplicated little euromachines in my garage. just need to finalize this b2b saas exit, then i’ll have some free time

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9 months

you can tell he actually got heated here and the result was fucking awesome

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1 year

technology brothers should be among the most powerful ppl in the world by now but it’s hard to even entertain this with a straight face when our mecca (sf) is held hostage by 10k sick ppl and a few mediocre city and state politicians

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civilization hasn’t reached technological maturity until every last mosquito is dead

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one of the most surprising things in my life has been the apparent discovery that some of what’s under all the psychological junk really is this incredible openhearted outwardly flowing love. i truly thought this was fake but it’s perfectly real and totally involuntary

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ackchyually i was only 16 when i wrote that earth shattering treatise on the singularity

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9 months

geoguessr guy is an interesting case bc it seems like for many ppl seeing him is a rare time they’ve been forced to process the existence of an alien talent which they can also comprehend the meaning of. math geniuses are incomprehensible. musical geniuses are mundane, etc

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the nsa is running openai and you’re talking to me about an election?

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4 months

before and after dmt

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3 years

I feel like the burst of openai ppl talking about alignment and conscious language models is a hint that they’ve cooked up something freaky as fuck

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9 months

chatgpt4 nerfed (again (again (again))) getting kind of pissed off tbh. will they ever make this something we can track to understand if it's actually them updating the model & not eg the chat being in some weird corner of the model distribution? publish some release notes jfc

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tell me you are utterly lacking in imagination without telling me

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we are everywhere

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1 year

if you think this is good art your brain worms are probably inoperable

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@CyrusOfHearts so pure of heart it didn’t even occur to me

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2 years

People who outright dismiss vibes based reasoning don’t seem to get that the brain is capable of extremely good representation learning, and that vibes are often signals based on deep/useful representations. It’s weird

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pov: you’re an agi being brought into the world by humanity

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2 years

Rob Burbea has taught me so much. But his work doesn't have enough visibility; finding/listening to it is harder than it could be So I created a YouTube channel and uploaded over 500 talks+meditations, which are carefully organized into 37 sorted playlists (one for each retreat)

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11 months

if you haven’t given up hope on this world and still dare to dream big then i am fully youpilled

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10 months

dude wtf why is there existence

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2 years

apologies to oxford, the nation of australia, and the entire singer family

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11 months

sincere post it's now been nine years since the day I learned my dad would not be making out of the coma he'd suddenly fallen into days before. nine years since I had to make the hardest decision of my life for him, for my family. I still miss him so much. he was my best friend.

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9 months

fuck all the bullshit. for better or worse it has clearly fallen on technologists to uplift all life on Earth. let's get the fucking job done. don't forget to smile

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1 year

“sir, it’s what we feared. a whitepill contagion. there’s nothing we can do.”

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9 months

"yeah we're probably alone"

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2 months

NOOOO YOU CANT HAVE INFINITE GROWTH ON A FINITE PLANET

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9 months

what we're cooking at extropic is fucking insane

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and they thought we were going to decelerate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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a huge part of e/acc culture is simply not being a fucking douche about being smart

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bro have you heard of curtis yarbin. he’s this genius bro he wrote a six hundred thousand word blog post about how there are elites and how they run everything and shit and also the president should be a ceo and not like, a president

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8 months

imagine fucking around and then not even finding out

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roughly four billion people are working w iq below 100 and you want to pause ai?

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this account is so fucking cancerous

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monogamy is so restrictive it’s basically widespread social acceptance of mildly abusive relationships. restricting any partner’s behavior is disgusting. if they want to shit on your bed or steal your stuff, it’s their choice. you shouldn’t abuse them into not doing those things

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the tricky thing about weed is that a smallish percentage of ppl end up better off a medium percentage of ppl have ≈neutral effects a large percentage of ppl are worse off in various ways …but it seems weirdly hard for ppl to realize which bucket they themselves are in

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extremely acceleration pilled for a guy from the 1300s

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11 months

"are we in a simulation?" is one of the least interesting questions in its family

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honestly fucked up by using apple music instead of spotify for the last eight years. unbelievable fumble wow lol

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i love seeing everyone dunk on a guy who just had an appreciable fraction of his life turned upside down over the weekend. cool vibe

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10 months

we're going to do this. dm if you want to be involved.

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we really are at war now. this is the doomer terrorist opening salvo. “e/acc” must organize into an actual entity, with an actual name, and an actual mission and an actual budget.

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we need to completely reinvent education

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1 year

“what the fuck? a singularity? you sure?” *blowing smoke* “yep. we’re headed straight for it, no doubt in my mind.”

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to hear zuck make the case for security through broad ai alpha dissipation so clearly, after years of arguing for it myself, feels really good tbh

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“Open source AI has risks, but it’s potentially a much bigger risk that one institution controls the most powerful AI” 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

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our world if all the yoga and astrology girls married the no eye contact tech bros

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1 year

if you’re in ai pivot to religion

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@MarkovMagnifico this goes hard as fuck congrats

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> be mustafa > raise 1.3B > want to be a big player but no one has heard of you > become authoritarian decel > write mid cringe decel book > now a certified cathedral member > get thinkboi quotes from gates and the sapiens guy > post dumb shit on the tl while shilling your book

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The last century was defined by how quickly we could invent and deploy everything. This century will be defined by our ability to collectively say NO to certain technologies. This will be the hardest challenge we’ve ever faced as a species. It’s antithetical to everything that

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10 months

pretty sure they brain damaged chatgpt4

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so claude is agi right?

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huge victory for teenagers everywhere that it’s now super fashionable to think the world is broken and hopeless. such an edgy and cool belief system

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maybe the universe is empty because of a limited compute budget. tbh this is exactly how old video games are. often eerily empty and lifeless

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it's time to fire sundar

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People are going to get automated. People are going to lose the economic value of their lifelong crafts, talents, and passions. In many cases this will happen, to them, seemingly overnight. One day this may happen to you. It’s a good thing to be kind in this world

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4) whatever the fuck this thing is. definitely not Science

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seven trillion dollars is enough to give each and every american man, woman and child more than $200 million before taxes

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through sheer will elon made us all believe in astonishing feats again. he defied every theory explaining the last half century of stagnation. now millions of people have grown up seeing what's possible, and because of this some will go on to match or even exceed his greatness

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@sama go off

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💀💀💀rest in peace liron. rest in peace bro. it's over. it's ok. seriously please stop this is hard to watch

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