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Markov

@MarkovMagnifico

9 months

please reply and give me a quest for 2024. I will accept or decline all quests

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@MarkovMagnifico

1 year

girls should ask boys what their most played video game is on first dates there’s a whole astrology to be unpacked of how boys answer this question and what it says about them oh he said valorant/fifa/hoi4/skyrim/… 🤔

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6 months

you will never know love like this

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man: thank you God for giving us computers to do the hard thinking for us god: of course my child, this is what I always intended. that’s why I made them so easy to make with just lead and copper man: …you mean silicon right? god: oh no… please, don’t tell me…

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you can just venmo your friends back and forth forever and it gets counted in GDP. I’ve generated $23.2 million in economic activity with my friends. we only have $7.08 between us in all our bank accounts

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1 year

@5arahfina see, this is the kind of wisdom girls need to be sharing

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2 months

the bay area is one of the greatest failures of urban planning in human history - best weather on earth - waterfront property, islands, and hills for views - massive natural bay what we got: - mindless suburban sprawl - a “subway” used by <1% of the population

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8 months

every “founder” in SF wishes they had one tenth the grindset of Chris Sawyer who wrote roller coaster tycoon in assembly by himself back in 1999

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1 year

@rubyxerces this is a triumph

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2 months

what i’m taking away from this is you can just install random cameras on the street and nobody will notice

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2 months

SF folks, any ideas for how to figure out who owns this security camera at the intersection of 2nd Street and Harrison? It recorded a serious accident and is likely to auto-delete the footage soon. The police don’t know, SF MTA says it isn’t theirs, EastCut and YB neither…

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1 year

@Tyloo1_ or maybe you’ll find the alex to your steve 💕

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2 months

ngl if youve started liking tr*mp in the last few months I think you should consider yourself as having a “weak memetic immune system” whatever beliefs you hold are flimsy enough to be swayed by good stories and good PR and politically you’re little more than an infection vector

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1 year

how broken am I that this is actually easier to read than regular c++

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6 months

you might not like it, but this is what peak academia looks like

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11 months

someone should teach farmers about circle packing

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9 months

me and the homie discussing the merits of typed vs untyped languages

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1 year

@ChefApeMan babe I don’t cum fast I’m just 3-ticking sex xp

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1 year

someone should make geoguessr but for github repos "dateutil _parser.py line 541"

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10 months

hoping on the “more” trend, I had dalle make me a bedroom but each time it gets COZIER starting of a bit acetic with this one…

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1 year

at 18 you can hook up with a random person at a party and have that lust slowly blossom into a lifelong, deep love by 30 most of us have been so conditioned by the inanity of checklists, filters, fomo, and status-obsession to ever open our hearts with such reckless abandon

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6 months

the girlies simping for DAN has reinforced my belief that men struggling with dating is 100% a skill issue the boys are getting out-played by an incorporeal GPU cluster in us-east-1 smh

Justine Moore

@venturetwins

6 months

Teenage girls have discovered the DAN prompt on ChatGPT and they’re using it on voice mode to make AI boyfriends. This is one of multiple users who posts tutorials and results, getting millions of views and thousands of comments.

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4 months

as a non-psychonaut, something I'm often curious about when I hear claims like this is - what gives people the conviction that their experiences reflect some outer world, or some deep truth, rather than merely being an elaborate construction of their own mind

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4 months

Chris Bache took 73 massive doses of LSD over 20 years. This was the vision of reality he said emerged from them. Amusing that it's the exact opposite of the Western materialist worldview.

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@MarkovMagnifico

1 year

anyone smart enough to play factorio could make $100k+ in tech if they just apply themselves

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@MarkovMagnifico

1 year

hey girls, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

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8 months

as all cars become electric and as electricity costs fall, “fuel efficiency” matters less and less this means cars can break free from the design chains of aero dynamics to take on more creative and beautiful forms than the bland 3 or 4 types that populate our roads today

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@MarkovMagnifico

6 months

@growing_daniel in the year 512 there would’ve been a debate about this in rome that left 170 people dead after the riots finally abated

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1 year

huh it really is that easy

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3 months

my politics: - Biden should ban felons running for president via executive order (now allowed under Trump v United States) - Biden should drop out of the race for being too old free-for-all election 2024 babyyyyyyyy

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3 months

@animalologist I think the vast majority of people out of college don't even have 12 friends

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1 year

seeing ads growing up I always just assumed fibromyalgia was some disease but it’s literally just a science-y term for having bad vibes in your body and we have no idea why????

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3 months

I’m in Spain rn and it’s shocking how attractive everyone is compared to SF 30th percentile attractiveness here is unironically 99th percentile in San Francisco SF is a failed culture which only exists to enrich boomer land owners and as an incubator for b2b saas startups

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2 years

@skooookum bro I literally pulled this tweet up on the subway rn 💀 it’s packed lmao

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1 year

TIL about "wug tests" designed to test language development in kids and they're so cute 🥺🥺🥺

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1 year

how it feels to be a guy on twitter dot com

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2 years

someone on reddit broke up with their gf using chatgpt 💀

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10 months

at last, the epitome of coziness… a padded cell and nothing else

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2 months

it’s incredible that someone can drive me to an airport in spain and tech bros in SF have figured out a way to get a cut of that

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2 months

tech bros: yeah I’m a transhumanist. I think we should go beyond our biological shackles, merge with the machine, and become whatever we want trans person: *exists* tech bros: noooooo not like that

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@MarkovMagnifico

29 days

Canadians love to shit on Americans but their country has been captured by special interest groups that made internal free trade illegal and are costing Canadians $100 billion per year as a result that’s $2500 per citizen per year

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7 months

it's actually crazy how much better triangle notation is than the standard notation

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6 months

you gotta be middle-english maxxing. don't say: - dm's - simp - rizz - thirst trap - no cap do say: - hidden missive - dote-lord - woo-craft - lust snare - nay fable

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@MarkovMagnifico

1 year

turns out this was a pretty good plan

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@MarkovMagnifico

1 year

@DariasRucker eu4. I used to play it a lot in school and have a group of college friends I still play it with somewhat regularly as a way to keep in touch

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@MarkovMagnifico

5 months

I'm at a complete loss on this one

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@MarkovMagnifico

9 months

the trend lines seem to not hinge very strongly around the ascendance of smart phones (2007 onwards) what’s the real explanation that could’ve started well beforehand?

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so zoomers basically do nothing but use their phone

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1 year

no*m c h*msky: there is a universal grammar from which all linguistics is derived tiktok girlies: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

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2 years

anybody know what the largest existing polycule is?

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1 year

the likely fact that LLMs are *not* conscious is honestly so much worse oh so you’re telling me that the ability to do semantic reasoning and creative expression is an automatable and separable process in the universe from my felt experience? very cool

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1 year

there’s a common type of online pseudo-intellectual whose entire repertoire of knowledge comes from youtube videos and you can smell it on them immediately

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2 months

@evolutropy ngl I don’t get it either. it just felt right when I was crafting this joke

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5 months

name a bigger fumble than Virginia’s territorial claims over time, I’ll wait

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1 year

@thomasfrankllc haha no I don’t *actually* want to fuck my sister, it’s just the 1300’s brooo 😅

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2 years

the anti-AI art people are one of the most bizarre demographics to me. a bunch of self identifying artists and art enjoyers coming out and saying “actually it was never about the art or the viewer, but me, the artist”. the ego blinds us all in its own way

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@MarkovMagnifico

11 months

grok is the best AI name yet. being able to say “grok it” like “google it” is a huge plus. similar phonetics, one syllable, good semantics, 10/10 would grok again meanwhile, Bard, Claude, friggen cHaTgPt… these are names dreamed up by the deranged

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1 year

apparently the national guard is being mobilized to help everyone stuck in the mud at burning man

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2 years

it’s actually crazy how imprecise most opinions are. ppl’s minds are a muddled bog of vibes, and as soon as you pull on any one idea you just get a gordian knot of podcast citations, hallucinated truths, and mommy issues

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1 year

people in tech are so sheltered. most of them have no idea just how horrendous corp culture is at most big non-tech firms

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1 year

me and the bae on our way to colonize a lifeless poisonous rock and turn it into the garden of eden

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1 year

free alpha: - make a list of all the chores you do (however infrequent or neglected) - do them each once and time how long it takes - live with that knowledge

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1 year

the US has among the worst math scores and yet by far the best tech sector in the world…

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1 year

@depthsofwiki

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11 months

@warrenronsiek okay trying to teach lawyers math is literally impossible

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2 months

the Americans who, having manifested destiny, now enjoyed this land in the 20th century were small of mind and ambition and strangled the potential of this place in their petty selfishness

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1 year

normal career advice for swe’s: - learn multiple languages - network - have a learning mindset schizo twitter advice for swe’s: - quit your job - take stimulants - surrender to the will of the metal

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1 year

@towheretobegin yes!!

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5 months

I rarely post about politics but I sincerely believe this is an evil piece of legislation, and it’s bipartisan now too not just run-of-the-mill evil like lying or corruption, but it actively distances humanity from the Kingdom of Heaven I am 100% serious

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@SenFettermanPA

5 months

Pains me deeply to agree with Crash-and-Burn Ron, but I co-sign this. As a member of @SenateAgDems and as some dude who would never serve that slop to my kids, I stand with our American ranchers and farmers. 🇺🇸

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1 year

I FUCKING LOVE CHATGPT. YOU CAN JUST RIP KNOWLEDGE FROM THE ETHER AND CHANGE THE WORLD. NO LONGER WILL I STARE INTO THE ABYSS OF GOOGLE RESULTS. NO LONGER WILL I RACK MY BRAIN AT ERROR MESSAGES WRITTEN BY THE INSANE AND SLEEP DEPRIVED. I AM A DISCIPLE OF THE MACHINE

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1 year

QR codes are a wonderful technology but they’re aesthetically bereft. We now how have the ability to make them beautiful and we must adapt

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2 years

@tszzl gpt3 is doing its best

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11 months

hexagonal packing: ~90.69%. square grid packing: ~78.54%.

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1 year

excuse me if I’m dumb but I still don’t understand why advertisers pulled out? this site was full of hate and vitriol long before the musk sale

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1 year

@netcapgirl We’re still negative cash flow, due to ~50% drop in advertising revenue plus heavy debt load. Need to reach positive cash flow before we have the luxury of anything else.

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4 months

@0xgaut if you reach even 1k swipes without a date you should pause and re-evaluate how you're spending your time and your life and do something else.

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1 year

what does this hat operator do?

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1 year

world gdp is ~50% higher than it was in 2010

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7 months

the transformer architecture is dead

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1 year

“actually senator it’s only called AGI when it’s from the bay area, elsewhere it’s just sparkling matrices”

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1 year

wyoming only has 578k people. social media enables large scale coordination of individuals. we could literally all move to wyoming and perform a hostile takeover and pass whatever laws we want

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2 years

all the boys making fun of girls for just having a savings account should apologize

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1 year

@hfyi53ko doing nice things for the people you love is in fact not “down bad”

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1 year

the midjourney discord is full of images that would be worth 30 mil if they had instead been painted by some quirked up spanish boy in the 1960s

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@MarkovMagnifico

9 months

I had a conversation with a (very smart) normie engineer a few weeks ago that really stood out to me. we were stereotypically talking about AI - me on the side of it having a huge impact on society, them a detractor and thinking the present moment was mostly a bubble 1/?

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5 months

@pseudolad the average person spends what 4-10 hours on their phone or computer? every business needs an online presence. our lives are heavily lived online. AND all this is constantly changing and needs updating SWEs are the architects of a vast parallel reality that has swallowed

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3 months

psychologists: after decades of rigorous study and a detailed meta-analysis we have found that the trait most correlated with high life satisfaction is “Having a lot of fun”

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The Big 5 personality traits strongly predict life satisfaction (r = .8 - one of the largest effects I’ve seen in a psychology paper).

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10 months

look at that subtle off-white comforter, the tasteful softness of the lighting, oh my god it even has a fluffy throw rug

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11 months

Chomsky and Kissinger are avatars of the 20th century gods each locked in eternal battle, unable to die, countless lives destroyed in the wake of their ruinous ideals

hoffman🦭

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1 year

I want to see them kill each other

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1 year

my most condemnable take is that I think the vegetarians are morally right and agree w the take that meat-eaters will be viewed thru the lens of history with contempt and the killing of animals as morally indefensible… but I’m also not a vegetarian

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1 year

every day is a battle

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1 year

thanks to civ games the mental model of a “tech tree” has taken root in the general technical audience and is being used as a meme for understanding human progress

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@dystopiabreaker politicians be like: no second order effects, only populist pandering

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@bryancsk I bet the data is worth a lot too. could make some nice black market bucks selling full street data of SF to dubious startups

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10 months

finally some good fucking color

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8 months

stop tweeting “time to build” and move to a small village and go monk mode if you really mean it

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10 months

we’ve gone from minimalist to maximalist ladies and gentlemen 😎

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1 year

there’s no bigger confidence booster than meeting a dumb successful person. like if this mf can make it then by god I can too

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1 year

> be me > quits job > humanity invents god > humanity solves energy > humanity solves cancer nice

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this whole vittorio/warp fiasco is a *perfect* example of what Girard talks about with societal scapegoats people on here have been talking quietly for months now about how annoying the warp badge holders are, and finally one of them acted out in a way that was cancelable (plus

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2 years

AI is already smarter than a lot of people and the world just didn’t react

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