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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

27 days

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner

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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner

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"But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable."

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FETTERMAN: “There's a crisis at the border and I don't know how anyone could pretend that there isn't.”

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Bastard Falcon

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@ManletThorin Tfw you're the wisest, most force-sensitive Jedi Master in the galaxy and you can't uncover a decades-long conspiracy involving the Chancellor of the Senate and 1.7 billion clone troopers

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Lore-accurate Aragorn as described by Tolkien himself

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Lore-accurate Aragorn as described by Tolkien himself

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Bastard Falcon

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@lillcrawf I imagine there are an incredibly finite number of Ws you can grab in society as a doctoral student in a very specific historical subject, tbf. This isn't one of them, but still.

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Bastard Falcon

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@Goodtweet_man I imagine there are an incredibly finite number of Ws you can grab in society as a doctoral student in a very specific historical subject, tbf. This isn't one of them, but still.

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Bastard Falcon

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@ManletThorin "They promised me so much"

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Bastard Falcon

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"If Adam ruins everything, and I ruin Adam, then by the transitive property does that mean that I restore everything?"

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

2 years

@JadeAtrophis Hey you guys! I made this random meme of my favorite cartoon characters validating my life choices! Isn't that HILARIOUS?

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Bastard Falcon

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@NotDiogenes That's some unorthodox foundation repair there, but hey as long as it works

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Bastard Falcon

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11 months

@Goodtweet_man ProZD: Roles should only go to people who share the character's race. Industry: Bet. ProZD:

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@Goodtweet_man

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Bastard Falcon

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1 year

Every adopted child deprives a sweatshop of a hard worker

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

@Bdubs1776 @_VoC__ Is there anyone out there who is anti-adoption?

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Rep. Jon Dunwell

@jdunwell

10 months

As many of you have become aware, last week a display was erected at the Iowa Capitol by the Satanic Temple of Iowa. As I have responded to concerns from Iowans about the display, I wanted to share with you how the display came to be and my response. How did it happen? • The

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Bastard Falcon

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Soldier's face before and after four years of war

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Soldier’s face before and after four years of war

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@aelfred_D

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@ManletThorin When you gotta steal that Batalytic Converter to feed your family

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Bastard Falcon

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Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

A bat… credit card?

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Bastard Falcon

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Was not expecting the new Little Mermaid to go so hard

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Bastard Falcon

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@NotDiogenes That movie had no business to go as hard as it did

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Drone shot of Times Square earlier today

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Drone shot of the “wildfires” going on in Canada right now

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

10 months

Ladies and gentlemen, The Lindsay Cycle

Charles Haywood

@TheWorthyHouse

10 months

Time to remind everyone, now that @ConceptualJames has come out fully as violently and viciously anti-Christian, of his miserable failed attempt in June to gaslight Christians into giving up both political power and their political goals:

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

9 months

No.

Obsolete Diogenes

@NotDiogenes

9 months

No.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

9 months

Mfw when somebody refers to me as a "Papist"

𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧🍂🎃💀

@JadeAtrophis

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Wear that label with pride, you moppet

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@JadeAtrophis

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@Goodtweet_man

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

10 months

My father was a Christian and a Christian Nationalist. And one night he goes off more based than usual. Mommy gets the box set of The West Wing to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Good Tweetman

@Goodtweet_man

1 year

If people aren’t laughing at the bit, you just haven’t done it long enough. Always stay committed to the bit.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Me: "I should be less judgmental" Me when someone says I should play Death Stranding

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Me: “I should be less judgmental” Me when someone says I should watch “Euphoria”:

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Do you want to know why I play local? Online is too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions. In their game overs, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your squad better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were ragequitters?

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Respect to this proud gamer veteran of the console wars 🫡

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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κρῠπτός

@_kruptos

10 months

1. You have heard about university degrees in fields like Gender Studies and African Studies. We are pleased to announce the @ConceptualJames James Lindsay School For Liberalism Studies. This prestigious four year program will teach you “discernment liberalism.”

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Bastard Falcon

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@pissmarck

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@JadeAtrophis

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@JadeAtrophis The solo Bluetooth/ponytail combo was a dead giveaway that he was an OP contrarian. Also bro's murderface as he walked away 😂

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

2 years

Seasoning police have yet to find an explanation for why we named an entire girl "Salt"

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

2 years

Seasoning police have yet to find an explanation for why we named an entire guy “Pepper”

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

"You will never be a real movie. You have no emotion, you have no pathos, you have no drama. You are a theme park attraction twisted by irony and cgi into a crude mockery of cinema's perfection."

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Martin Scorsese on his way home from another interview explicitly made to piss off capeshit fans

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

2 years

@Goodtweet_man That's an awful lot of words to say "I haven't seen it but I know it exists"

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

As someone who travels in classical education circles, one of the most tired clichés I hear is: "We're here to teach students HOW to think, not WHAT to think." On the surface there is a grain of truth here, the expression of different opinions can and should be encouraged. 1/8

κρῠπτός

@_kruptos

1 year

1. We are in a religious war, trying to topple a “god.” This new god is that of technique as manifested in totality of “the state.” In order to have the power to topple a god, the only sufficient power is divine power. My latest. Link in the tweet to follow:

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Bastard Falcon

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@Terror_Alarm @elonmusk Jesus Christ is Lord

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@bastardfalcon

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"And then the guy says 'You know what else never changes? The sound quality delivered by Raycon Ear Buds!'"

Manlet Thorin

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mfs without an ad blocker hearing “whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper” for the fourth time in 30 minutes

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@aelfred_D

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DAKKADAKKA

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Oh naw. They buck broke the orcs-

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@Goodtweet_man I remember reading about how 19th century atheists would declare "may God strike me dead if I am not speaking the truth." Lousy logic, but at least there was showmanship there. Nowadays it's just "if God real why can't I kick Him?"

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Bastard Falcon

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@SimpNeelix I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... OnlyFans. A site where the furry would not fear the normie. Where the coomer would not be bound by petty morality. Where the simps would not be constrained by the chads!

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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matt

@mattxiv

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he’s gay + having an affair with the mail boy at his office, she’s attempting to cope with a worsening pill addiction

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@Goodtweet_man The world according to Tony Annett:

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Bastard Falcon

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My politics 2014 2024

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Always be sure to wash your hands or use wet wipes before you touch your face if you're eating Carolina Reaper wings, y'hear?

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Yeah, I enjoy the odd freezer pop now and then. How could you tell?

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Women don't even hit you with a frying pan or a rolling pin when they fight with you these days. They just call the cops

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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Women don’t even jump up on a chair and yell “EEEEEEEK” when they see a mouse these days

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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"Why do you assume I'm unhealthy based on my body type?"

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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“The airline should offer me free seats so I’m more comfortable”

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Luke Zaleski

@ZaleskiLuke

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Rightwing Twitter is an absolutely humorless place. It’s one of the tells rightwing people and social media/Twitter are broken. Because good humor is a sign of conviviality and the basic benefit of the doubt that comes with healthy community spaces that foster dialogue and unity.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

11 months

Getting hitched today! Say a prayer that the ceremony goes well, if you have the time/inclination!

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

"What's good for the goose is good for the gander." We've all heard this saying multiple times without even thinking about it. There are geese and there are ganders, and there is one standard of goodness for both. Now the Left is trying to change that with gander-affirming care

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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Taking my boy to the vet for some gander-affirming care

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF MY STORY! NOT THE GERUDO! NOT LINK! NOT ZELDA! MEEEEE!!!

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The walking, talking embodiment of fatherless behavior

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Bastard Falcon

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@DaveSomething4 "Remember son, God loves you so much He gave His only begotten Son to die for your sins." "OMG mom I'm only 7 could you NOT???"

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Bastard Falcon

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CrusaderPepe

@crusadepepe

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I have a crazy idea Christians. We stop platforming people who hate us like James Lindsay.

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@bastardfalcon

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Soul VS. Soulless

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@ManletThorin

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Soul VS. Soulless

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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>Pull up to Arby's >Ask for extra Horsey Sauce >Get home, open bag >No Horsey Sauce

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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The whopper I ordered with no mayo showing up with mayo on it

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@RummaTumTums @JoJoFromJerz @PillowFightCo @GoodPillowCo So many unexpected twists and turns in this story. The whole thing is like a subtle throw of a pillow to the face. You don't see it coming, you don't really care why it happened, and you're just left feeling confused and mildly annoyed.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@vileTexan The number of people in your replies who don't get the joke is ridiculous! 😂

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Tfw LaVeyan Satanists tell you they don't worship Satan or God but instead worship themselves

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@JadeAtrophis

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"So the Jedi order the creation of an army that JUST so happens to be revealed at the start of the Clone Wars. The Jedi are all killed, even though there are 'survivors' on nearly every planet in the galaxy." "Gary... are you an Order 66 denier?" "Just asking questions."

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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“Execute Order 6 million” “Are you sure? That seems like a lot”

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Bastard Falcon

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@Goodtweet_man Damn. The coveted Paramore vote

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Jenna Ellis

@realJennaEllis

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It increasingly appears this was just a giant, planned political stunt.

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@CrusaderBashir These same women in 2023 talking about how they ALWAYS knew HP was "problematic."

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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🌻 Ketho the Stupid Puma 🌻

@StupidPuma69

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It's clear to me that conservatives fundamentally do not believe that social/economic conditions heavily determine outcomes of those living in them. They seem to think "evilness" or "badness" are either inborn or a product of ideological deficiencies instead of material ones.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@hayasaka_aryan "All I've gotta do is click my heels and say some magic words? This would have been helpful information to have oh I don't know, hours ago!!!"

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Guys will see this and say hell yeah

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Mfw I tell the cashier at Pizza Hut that they've been outpizza'd

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

Mfw I tell the McDonald’s cashier “I’m not lovin’ it”

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

1 year

Me replying "A million dollars!" after my server asks if I need anything else

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@ManletThorin

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Me about to enter a restaurant that closes at 10pm (it is currently 9:59pm)

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@JadeAtrophis Them: If you don't like it then don't watch it. Me: Okay. Them: WHY IS NOBODY WATCHING THIS?!!?

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@bastardfalcon

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Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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White Boy Summer drip added to the Moviebob legendarium

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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James Lindsay, anti-Communist

@ConceptualJames

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Christian CHAZ

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@bastardfalcon

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"I know we're past due on rent, but the podcast is about to blow up. You gotta trust me. Last week I hit 500 downloads!"

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

“I know you’re starving babe but eggs are crazy expensive rn and I can’t risk losing my gains. Just hang in there a few more weeks.”

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@ManletThorin Protagonists are a ragtag group of misfits who cope with unfathomable destruction and human suffering with quips and one-liners

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@Goodtweet_man They never question the existence of Socrates, or Muhammad, or the Buddha. Only Jesus. Almost like He's a special case, although they would never admit as much.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@ManletThorin MovieBob is the reason we'll never get another Spooning with Spoony. Which is a damn shame tbqh

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@bastardfalcon

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NCR

@NCRonline

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Maybe it's time for the church to say, "It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me". @amirahorozco writes about what the Catholic Church can learn from @TaylorSwift13 .

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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"This Lewis Carroll guy is onto something, but it'd be be better if Alice was an Italian-American plumber guy and he was led down a gigantic pipe by some dude with a mushroom for a head."

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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“This H.P. Lovecraft character has some good ideas, but it’d be better if Cthulhu was a giant gorilla who played video games”

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Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

1 year

We will all pass through the gamer gate bros 💯🔥🔥

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@JadeAtrophis Sequel fans keep evading the real issue. No one's arguing that the sequel trilogy looks like shit. Rather the argument typically is that it's all style no substance. That the usual counter is "not true look at this awesome shot" only reinforces the point.

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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Imperialism did a lot of good

Manlet Thorin

@ManletThorin

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Representation doesn’t matter

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Bastard Falcon

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@Goodtweet_man Acting like Wolfenstein 3D was some sort of treatise against fascism or something 😂

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@mask_bastard

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WE'RE SO BACK

The Sentinel

@RepubSentinel

10 months

BREAKING: @RepubSentinel can reveal that Michael Cassidy, a Christian and former military officer, tore down and beheaded the Satan altar in the Iowa Capitol:

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Bastard Falcon

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But in another sense it's also a cop-out. Part of the reason the woke agenda has made so many inroads into education is because it is bold enough to do what many on the right refuse. Nature abhors a vacuum, and so does the human mind. Woke progressives intuitively grasp this. 2/8

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@JadeAtrophis

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Bastard Falcon

@bastardfalcon

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@Goodtweet_man "Hello my name is Mr. Cay and I come from someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway, I say we invest that money back into Harvard University."