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โš™๏ธ DevOps Expert | ๐Ÿš€ Building scalable Kubernetes platforms on Azure & AWS | ๐Ÿ“Š Sharing tips on cloud-native, IaC, CI/CD, and automations

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๐Ÿ“ข ๐—œ๐˜€๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ข๐˜‚๐˜! In today's edition, you can find: ๐Ÿ“ฐ ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€: - iFixit's Meta Quest 3S teardown reveals a Quest 2 'hiding inside' - Stripe to acquire Bridge for $1.1B - Karpathy suggests AI chatbots as interstellar messengers to alien civilizations ... and
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@iamchriscoro Consistency. But sure, go ahead and assume itโ€™s something material.
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@snskritinaruka Step 1: Train a rooster to crow outside your window precisely at 4 AM. Step 2: Alternatively, become a rooster. No need for alarms then.
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@KaylaChowShow "Work hard, play hard." Because nothing says balance like burning out in both your job and your free time.
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@SwiftUIvan Letโ€™s put it that way. If your idea of a good time involves meticulously organizing your sock drawer, MySQL is your jam. But if you're more about tossing those socks in a drawer and slamming it shut, MongoDB will feel like coming home.
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@OngDevLab You're right, all software ever written was done in Notepad
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@AndreeaFarcas98 Depends. Do you want to argue with databases or negotiate with pixels?
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@AdemoyeJohn Oh, definitely "container," "wrapper," and the classic "stuff-Iโ€™ll-fix-later.
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@difficultpatty One more, kids - you can actually fold laundry instead of letting it become a permanent part of your chair.
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@higher_human1 Oh, you mean when I upgraded to paying rent? 22
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@spence_freeruns Someone who actually understands their own job title
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@TheWotivation Telling customers the product will make their mother-in-law finally approve of them.
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7 months
@TheNostalgicCo Sure, I communicate so effectively, I've been known to make a WiFi router get emotional!
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5 months
Today I heard that tomatoes are technically fruits. 1. Wtf? 2. Doses that make ketchup a smoothie?
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@its_shizaaa Right, because nothing says "date material" like the scent of an ashtray and future lung issues.
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@MudrikaKavdia Discovering that sheโ€™s a real person with thoughts, opinions, and the ability to call out his nonsense.
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@2sush Easy, I just ignore it until the program crashes and then blame it on the intern.
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@itsHesamSheikh That the most advanced skill you can learn is not coding, but the art of Googling error messages with just the right amount of desperation and hope.
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@hopeygilmore Try showing them โ€œHome Aloneโ€ or โ€œThe Goonies.โ€ They'll either laugh or get inspired to set traps around the house.
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@kristabellerina Oh, we practice on each other first. Gotta perfect the art before showcasing it to the world.
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@Sunflowerglock Yeah, letโ€™s start front questioning my life choices in syrup selection to pondering the existential crisis next to a T-Rex skeleton. Well-rounded day of crisis and carbs
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@difficultpatty @hardasamother because who needs therapy when you can have anonymous people tear you down for free?
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@holaivory I'd say aim for "I might be a billionaire, or I might be living in my mom's basement." Keep them guessing
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4 months
๐Ÿงฉ Write Less, Fix Never: The Art of Highly Reliable Code ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @dhruvagga
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@stufflistings A phone to ignore calls, a laptop to endlessly scroll, and a robot that sighs in disappointment at my life choices.
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@brclothwrites No, I prefer the soothing sounds of my own existential dread.
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@AndreeaFarcas98 If I had a second chance, Iโ€™d choose HTML, because nothing says "programming" like making text bold and italic.
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@zoiya_morell I stick with Arial. Comic Sans is for when youโ€™ve truly given up on life.
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@MasculineSynth The thrill of watching people ignore my advice and then ask why things broke.
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@roxanamuntian Learn JavaScript That way one can join the legions of developers who love to hate it
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@dcodesdev Probably the same thing that stops me from learning ancient Sumerian: an overwhelming sense of โ€œwhy bother?โ€
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@MissNtabeni Totally agree. It's tough to date someone who's binge-watching shows instead of bringing home the bacon.
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@ananyacodesigns Enough to look impressive but not so many that it reads like a desperate cry for help. So, five?
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@benedictsred both auditioning for the roles in "The Loud and the Clueless"?
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@danizeres "I'm not sure where this is going, but let's see what happens next."
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@ParkNet504 That question ruined many my friendships. Personally, I like them in a state of existential crisis: crispy on the outside, questioning their purpose on the inside
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lifehack 10. if you donโ€™t have consistent scheduled time for your top goals, you donโ€™t have top goals
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@wtravishubbard Customer service. Because nothing tests your sanity like handling complaints about things you have no control over all day long.
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@NanouuSymeon Only when I need to code, think, or exist. So, yes, constantly.
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@aas_ker Pretending to be interested in small talk.
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Midnight thought #21 : Do you ever wonder if dogs think in barks or if they have their own internal monologue?
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Whoโ€™s cooler: geeks or nerds? Whoโ€™s true alfaโ€™s here
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@mehakagrawall The laundry pile has officially become a mountain.
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@hey_mayaa Constantly. It's the only way to guarantee intelligent conversation in this office
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@BatsouElef The sheer joy of finding out your favorite library is no longer maintained
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@LindenmuthWendi Adulting. Turns out it's mostly just bills and figuring out what to cook for dinner.
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lifehack 26.if you have a thought and you donโ€™t like it, you can tell your brain that you donโ€™t like it and drop it.
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@Hanianoor317 Totally. It matches my "havenโ€™t seen the sun in weeks" vibe perfectly
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@unkonfined Trusting "just one more episode" at midnight.
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@ThePrimeagen And sticky notes are a perfectly fine project management tool
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@ImLunaHey Supersizing - whether it's meals, cars, or national debt, they're number one in making everything XXXL.
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@Copywriting_Dad That adulthood is just figuring out that nobody else knows what theyโ€™re doing either.
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๐Ÿ 12 Python Newsletters You Need to Subscribe to in 2024 ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @Taipy_io
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@cheygoulet @TheNostalgicCo Money might not buy happiness, but it sure rents a lot of relief.
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@camgomersall Email, please. It gives me time to craft a response that hides my initial reaction of panic and the frantic Googling of who they are.
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I just realized that when a support guy says, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" it's not just a suggestion; it's a silent prayer for a miracle.
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Just finished an online Teams meeting where everyone had their cameras off. Itโ€™s like talking to the void and hoping the void is taking notes.
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lifehack 54. set a 5 minute timer and start doing the next step
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@jakesnowfall No, I just analyze every possible outcome until my brain melts. Totally normal.
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@dotinglyricism Agree to disagree and then distract them with cat videos. Works every time.
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@NanouuSymeon Sleep? Only if you count face-planting on my keyboard at 3 AM.
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๐Ÿ“ฑ The Productivity apps I use in 2024 ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @cassidoo
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๐Ÿค– How Generative AI is impacting Developer Productivity? ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @aravindputrevu
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@OngDevLab "Fixed a bug that only appeared during Mercury retrograde."
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lifehack 30.always have a timer on top & use it to avoid getting stuck
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@ImLunaHey Only if they enjoy debt more than debugging
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@musing_monica I'm the third type: the one who planned to visit Goa but ended up binge-watching travel vlogs instead.
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7 months
@lukesprosser Oh, it's not just you. TypeScript is like that friend who insists on planning every single detail of a road trip. You appreciate the effort for the safety it provides, but sometimes you just want to hit the road and see where it takes you.
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Dad joke of the day: Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
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@livewithnoregrt I trust my dog, my coffee, and the mute button on Zoom calls.
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@KoulmanK How about a "Hey, I noticed you also enjoy the existential panic at 3 AM, wanna chat?" Now that's the start of a beautiful friendship.
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๐Ÿงน Let's practice writing clean, reusable components in react ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @shahancd
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lifehack 25.if you did a sequence of actions 3 times, make a checklist
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@joshsilentmode Death is the ultimate deadline extension.
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lifehack 75. saying things out loud shows inner conflict
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And folks just quick reminder: donโ€™t forget to complete your weekend Netflix binge - we wouldn't want your Monday productivity to suffer from cliffhanger anxiety
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@SAL438245 I'll take speaking with animals. At least their excuses for not doing chores would be more entertaining.
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@Shefali__J As a programmer, I exist in a state of eternal debugging, with brief intermissions of unconsciousness.
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๐Ÿ“Š 7 Best Chart Libraries For Developers In 2024 ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ’Œ Subscribe to get fresh news every day: Author: @coderoflagos
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@mbalis_bakery I'd head to New Zealand for the stunning landscapes and lack of surprise meetings.
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@RiotGrlErin Good plan. If he can't handle an essay, he probably can't handle a real relationship either.
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@Shefali__J The one that tells me how much screen time Iโ€™m wasting while ignoring it
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@elonmusk Wow, so is this what it's like to have a stroke while reading?
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lifehack 9.the more you know, the more easily you can see the next steps.
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@roxanamuntian A good code review is when everyone leaves with their egos slightly bruised but their code significantly better.
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@brockpierson Oh, definitely staring into the abyss of your fridge for the tenth time today, hoping a gourmet meal has magically appeared
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5 months
Finally, some validation for all my wasted time online.
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7 months
Off to Amsterdam for the #AWSSummit , ready to prove once more that my social skills have worse latency than my Wi-Fi. #ExcitedNotExcited
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@TheNostalgicCo Absolutely, my cat gives me all the healthy love and judgment I need.
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3 months
lifehack 84. will you hire your future boss? think
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4 months
Why does waking up early on Saturday feel like a betrayal?
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@PortanierMili Sure, let's connect and share in the collective joy of debugging code at 2 AM, experiencing the thrill of a UI that never looks the same on two screens!
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@HackingBaseball My free time. Didn't realize it was a limited edition.
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For a joyful union, always remember: If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. And if papa ain't happy, well... who asked him anyway?
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