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💁🏻‍♀️ 70% Developer, 30% Copywriter who tweets about Personal Development | Sarcasm | Humour | Rants

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Joined December 2012
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Life was good when the only cheat sheet I referred was GTA’s and not CSS’s.
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Can anyone tell me why she is appointed as FM again?!
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The dress and the girl both self made💕
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People with good grammar are attractive!
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Never let your personal life affect your career.
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People following Parag after he became the CEO is an example of how people follow your position and not you.
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My crush replying to my long paragraphs: Hmmmmm Random guy at my dm: I love you
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Show off your friend’s small business instead of asking for discounts.
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Ask a guy what can he cook, he’ll reply “maggi”.
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We Biharis wait for Chhath Puja more than Diwali 🫶
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Why emotionally unavailable people are attractive?
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Putting your phone on silent is all fun until you are not able to find it.
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Pity for those who bought iPhone for - “Twitter for iPhone”.
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In programming and in real life, you should know when to use break and when to continue.
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Please pour in some genuine weight loss tips🙏🏼
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Some people use hashtag on WhatsApp status, should I tell them?
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Linux turns 30, Let's have a bash🥳
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Overthinkers can be good software testers.
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Is there any guy left who is not following/watching IPL?
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Calling someone’s small business a hobby is not cool.
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I am a founder, I found you😅
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Science lelo, Engineering kar lo bas phir life set🤡
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Arrange marriages are scary what if he is still crying over his ex?
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I need more friends whom I can give a call after 12 am.
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Perks of dating a software developer: they use logic in everything.
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Able to sleep on time is one of the greatest superpowers.
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Be nice to a guy and he’ll start ghosting you.
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Guys can predict the market but not what their partner needs.
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I wish there was a version control option for life too, similar to github.
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@LetsXOtt The lady still maintained her grace
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@kunalb11 Engineers first needs to get engineering jobs
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Can over thinkers ever feel happy?
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Can two introverts ever be good friends?
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Tell me a more meaningless word than sorry.
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And I got featured on scoopwhoop☺️💃🏻
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The bride should have canceled the wedding first.
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Common sense should be a subject in school.
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@hashjenni Having free time
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Adulting is Saturday with no plans.
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Some people behave rudely and call it straightforwardness.
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Nobody: Girls after 2 days of an arranged marriage: “I feel very lucky to be his wife”
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After KBC, Shark Tank is the game changer reality show.
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A person who cries easily is strong or weak emotionally?
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Life is too short, go and say Hi to your crush. Not in Twitter dms though!
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Salary hume milti hai excited zomato hota hai.
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I wish I could be this straightforward with my crush!
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Waiting for Elon Musk to buy Twitter and delete all Ranbir-Alia's wedding pictures.
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I am realising with time that, how important it is to have friends, who are good at CSS.
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People start valuing you after you start losing interest in them.
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Did Elon Musk tweeted something about lemon too?
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Why everyone is talking about IIT suddenly?
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Coding can make you feel dumb and smart in a matter of 1 minute.
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From studying on last day for exams to filing income tax on last day we all grew up.
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A short horror story: “Your mic was on”
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Knowing even basic finance is such a flex.
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Making a computer understand is easier than making a human understand, that’s why I chose programming. #HappyProgrammersDay
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People who are obsessed with ANIME will do anything to convince you to watch it.
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Once you learn coding, it stays with you forever.
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Arranged marriages are scary, What If he says developers just copy paste the code, I might have to cut him from my life.
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@hashjenni Adulting is realising that the school life was much easier
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People on Twitter are fighting over 9-5 jobs vs Startups, so what timing does people who works in Startups follows?
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Do people with startup differentiate between Sunday and Monday? I often wonder.
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Need a udemy course on how to complete all the udemy courses you buy🫠.
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I was feeling good today but then I opened LinkedIn.
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People who are good in css are a keeper.
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Relationships are like internship, marriages are like full time job.
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My house help is super irritating, she never comes on time, rings bell every millisecond until you open the door, doesn’t clean properly, have to guide her for everything. if you say something she’ll play victim card. What should I do? Please share suggestions!
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People who flirt in comments section fears no one.
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Are you a mountain person or a beach person?
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I say backend development he says frontend development. #friendzoned
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I was losing interest in marriage and then this happened 😅
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I was flirting with my crush, in response he said “you are funny!”
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Financial independence is important because?
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“Aur bta” should be declared as the official conversation killer.
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He said, "You are the one!" "jiska katega" was silent.
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Finally he said YES to “Are you dating someone?”
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Twitter moved from javascript to web3 really fast.
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I guess Twitter only did frontend changes.
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I am in a toxic relationship with mangoes.
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🇺🇸: I am in a rough patch. 🇮🇳: removes profile picture.
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Rip to all the opportunities we rejected because we were not ready.
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FYI “I can’t cook” is not a flex!
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Do you also listen to your voice message before and after sending it?
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If Elon was desi usko abhi tak nazar lag gayi hoti.
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Dukh dard aur peeda and all that because of pyar ka keeda?
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So apart from JavaScript and Python, What else do you code in? I do in JAVA
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What do you do when you feel extremely exhausted? Apart from sleeping.
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At the end all you need is someone to share your feelings with.
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When you love someone, they start acting weird.
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Spotify was down, Cred’s insta went private, people are moving to Bangalore, what else?
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Irony in one picture!
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Tell me you are single without actually telling me you are single?
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In Bangalore the most common language is programming language.
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Flirting is much easier than sharing your emotions.
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Arranged marriages are scary, What if he doesn’t like F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
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@pbillore141 Selling stocks rn which are in profit😅
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You are using social media or it is using you?
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If you start enjoying your own company, there’s no going back.
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The cost of love should not be your self respect.
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