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@barbieangell

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poet, writer, actor & artist.... looking for a world of better lighting. (she/her)

asheville, nc.
Joined September 2009
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
4 years
#LesserKnownCovidSymptoms ....debilitating poverty.
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8 years
Guy: cool! is that one of those bluetooth phone things? Me: no.... we are borg. #startrek #bluetooth @JeriLRyan
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@barbieangell
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13 years
i'd like to thank Planned Parenthood for discovering my ovarian cancer in 1997. i'm sure my 6 yr old son is pretty happy they found it too.
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@barbieangell
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8 years
the little man is @dantdm for #halloween ! he even has dan's new book! #minecraft #dantdm
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
4 years
you can all go home now.... the internet has been won.
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Dean Cain is the James Woods of Scott Baios.
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10 years
ohmywow.... #TrustMe (written by & starring @clarkgregg ) is HIlarlious! i'm not tweeting these excellent lines...you need to see the film.
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@barbieangell
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7 years
@albinokid as someone who endured 100s of sexual assaults, the #metoos have been hard to hear.... much love to you for finding the words. xo
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3 years
self-quarantine, day #666 …. the “hell freezes over tour.” when the snow is taller than your dog. she’s a papillon/porpoise mix. #avlwx #avlsnomg #winterstorm #asheville
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5 years
self-quarantine, day #5 : a public thank you to @asheville Citizen-Times for making their reporting subscription-free during the #Covid_19 outbreak. if you can subscribe, please do. they are employing our community. also, support @mxnews , @AvlBlade & @theavltoday . #avlnews #avl
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
the little man chose our holiday movie.... Nora Ephron's Mixed Nuts. my 9 year-old has excellent taste in films.
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
4 years
#WhitePrivilege is why news outlets are calling this unmasked riot in #boulder a “party.” had these been black folx cops would’ve been violently “dispersing” the crowd & arresting them. #BlackLivesMatter #WhiteRiot #COVIDIOTS #covid
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8 years
this is flour.... because there's no way i'm going outside to take an obligatory snow picture. #avlsnomg #avlwx
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4 years
i could tweet at length explaining why i believe bean dad is actually a terrible person.... but let’s let him do it instead. - TW: racial slur, homphobia, anti-semitism, etc. #BeanDad
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7 years
wow.... @WilliamShatner lives in asheville? #khaaaaan #startrek
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@JesseRSmusic
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9 years
Jesse RS has a show on 02/21/2016 at 08:00 PM @ The Town Pump Tavern in Black Mountain, NC #concert
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8 years
backstage at @dwtheatre rehearsing for @davidlamotte 's album release party tomorrow nite! #avlent #avlmusic
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10 years
my 9 yr-old serenading me with Heath Ledger's cover of The Four Seasons' Can't Take My Eyes off You....it's why i had a kid. : ) #parenting
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10 years
tonite baby, i wanna hear you make sounds that i've only heard at @Moogfest . #avlvalentine
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9 years
i fall more in love with @TheHoneycutters every time i see them....have you fallen for them yet? #avlent #avlmusic http://t.co/e9GJDglkwj
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7 years
he's so right. a lot of time & money went into doing this with the little man. every second & every penny.... so worth it. thanks @dantdm !
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Can't explain how special tonight's show was. If you were there, you know. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, Charlotte NC 💙💎🇺🇸
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6 years
deep cleaning the house. i forgot about the gift Harry Anderson gave me. it’s double-heads coin that he autographed. #memories #HarryAnderson
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8 years
making signs for saturday's march.... because we have a lot of work to do. #istandwithpp #womensmarch #asheville #avl #avlent @PPSATNC
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7 years
y'all.... i was onstage with @EmoPhilips , and he remembered me.... what are the chances? ; ) ~ photo by Jenny Hassler
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8 years
the merriest of birthdays to one of the best men i have ever known. much love to you @gwgarrison ! ~ at @OurVOICEnc 's 2016 #walkamileavl
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
people ask me why i so loudly endorse @hopicecream whenever i can....this is why. #LoveWins #avlbiz #avl #hb2 #ncgov
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9 years
dear @johncusack , #LoveAndMercy is playing in #Asheville , NC at @TheCarolinaAVL & @FineArtsTheatre ....& i'm lacking a date. ; ) #avlent
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3 years
self-quarantine, day #606 …. my grandma died. she had dementia. my family said my calls upset her because she didn’t know me…so i wasn’t allowed to contact her. my dad doesn’t speak to me because he’s maga & i’m not. i’m so tired of hate. i’m so tired of death. i’m so tired.
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14 years ago, i got to meet this guy for the first time.... the merriest of birthdays to my little man.... all the pain was totally worth it. ❤️ . #momlife #parenting
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4 years
and before you think that #KarensGoneWild doesn’t happen in #Asheville .... this was recorded downtown today. also, big love to the white folx who put themselves between her & the people she was targeting. #avlnews #avlprotests
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7 years
we got the "insane-thunderstorm-delay" version of @dantdm 's show at @OvensAuditorium !.... & what a killer show it was! #dantdm #dantdmtour
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6 years
just finished season 2 of @palimpsestpod . if you haven’t subjected yourself to the delightfully disturbing mind of @jmridenhour & the hauntingly lovely acting of @adequatehalo you’re missing out on something you don’t even know you love. #horrorpodcast
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8 years
shipping more of @davidlamotte 's new cd! the postmaster & i may change our facebook relationship statuses. #avlmusic
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barbie angell (she/her)
10 years
let's take our relationship to the next level.... and raise chickens together. #avlvalentine
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
7 years
i will build a great #covfefe ! i moved on her like a covfefe. my inauguration had the largest covfefe in history! ...it all makes sense now.
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8 years
#Hillary is just giving #trump that "i will concede the presidency now if you can find any of these countries on a map" look. #debatenight
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barbie angell (she/her)
7 years
y’all, i had so much fun at @aaronprice ’s album release concert. i’m also in love with the painting by Les Caison III.... and he created it onstage during the show.... crazy cool. #avlart #avlmusic #avlent #avlbeer #avl #Asheville
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8 years
new dress from @ReciprocityAVL ! ....i love it ever so much. : ) #avlbiz #shoplocal #avl #wavl
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
if your response to the #trumpTapes is #BillClinton .... you're doing it wrong.... on SO Many levels. #rapeculture #sexualassault
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barbie angell (she/her)
11 years
this may be the coolest photo i've ever taken. the little man at Brookfield Zoo. : ) #roadtrip http://t.co/O0y5Ae3sNZ
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
....that time when #GarryShandling joked with me on twitter. ....i am so very sad.
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barbie angell (she/her)
5 years
“her outfit is so weird....” Guy standing two feet from me who obviously thinks weird outfits make people deaf....
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barbie angell (she/her)
4 years
@iLLResolveSys @AshevillePolice @asheville this clip started after they forcibly removed the medics. the water & medical supplies were there (& other places approved by the city) & this was done at each station. food was also destroyed. i live in asheville & watched this go down at two medic locations on a livestream.
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
dear @WorldCafe team, thanks for coming to #asheville !.... here's a photo to remember me by. xo : ) #avlent #wcsopnc
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barbie angell (she/her)
7 years
700 colored condoms! BIG weekend planned! ....working on my @CondomCouturAVL dress of course.... what were you thinking? 3/10/18 at @ThePeel ! #istandwithpp #plannedparenthood #condomcouture #avlent #avlfashion
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barbie angell (she/her)
10 years
you're the only person i want at my topless protest. #avlvalentine
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
rocking my @ianridenhour t-shirt today! ....i'm like a walking business card for awesome. #avlmusic #avlstreetstyle
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8 years
i'm not craving 12 Bones tonite.... just one. #avlvalentine #seewhatIdidthere
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11 years
our love is like James Franco's Asheville poem....incomprehensible. ; ) #avlvalentine
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
um, #trump . you can "rip the baby right out of the womb" in the 9th month. that's not an abortion.... it's called a c-section. #debatenight
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barbie angell (she/her)
7 years
the good news: i finally got my migraine down to a manageable pain level. the bad news: i did it by taking a muscle relaxer.... so i’m pretty much Molly Ringwald’s sister in Sixteen Candles. #migraines #sixteencandles #johnhughes
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
so much awesome in one photo.... & me too. ; ) @KendraPenland @itswendylou
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barbie angell (she/her)
5 years
the little man loves his new @ginblossoms shirt, because he loves the band of course.... but also because the @jimmisimpson / @JamesRoday version in @Psych_USA The Movie is arguably one of THE Best Cover Songs EVER.... go ahead, i’ll argue it. ❤️🍍 #psych #allisonroad #pineapple
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barbie angell (she/her)
10 years
my love for you will last longer than the line at @chocolatelounge on a friday nite. #avlvalentine
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
#coffee , keeping me from getting into the shower with my clothes on since 1991.... well.... most of the time.
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
psst...little man is performing with Jeff Thompson Trio tonite. 8p @GreyEagleMusic . #avlent #avlmusic @MusicalJeffT
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6 years
and a genuinely lovely man.... vulgar & hilarious, always pushing the envelope, but also a complete gentleman & very sweet. i’m glad i had the chance to know him a little.
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3 years
self-quarantine, day #666 …. i blame @JimCantore & @JasonBoyerWLOS for the inability to get out of my driveway…. and for how much fun my little man had sledding down our unplowed road.. ; ) ….maybe “blame” is the wrong word. #wncwx #ncwx #avlwx #asheville #avlsnomg
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10 years
just found the 1st draft of my poem for @HopIceCream . : ) the final version is in my book & on their wall. http://t.co/t7xzQzC4vA
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8 years
#avlvalentine , i wanna ride you like a @Lazoom nun on an 8ft bicycle.
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@barbieangell
barbie angell (she/her)
4 years
@TerryBeigie @PCDBen @MikeSAdams is/was a professor and has been all over social media lately because of his horrifically misogynistic tweets, many of which have gone viral.
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8 years
this may be the greatest tweet ever....
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
see what i did there?.... i'm like a ninja of subtlety. ; ) #istandwithpp #womensmarch #gop #trump #avl #asheville
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13 years
how easter, he's cranking it to "leavened" MT @Crutnacker : @mjmckean @theharryshearer @edbegleyjr Spinal Peep http://t.co/MAKjJeEE
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
mass shooting logic in america: black man = gang-related. brown man = terrorist. white man = mentally ill. seriously....just stop. #Orlando
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9 years
make sure your bird is done before giving it to your family.... this one has two hours to go. #ThanksgivingTips
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
someone give the moderator a taser.... please.... #debatenight #TheDebate
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8 years
when it takes 3 days to figure out which sexual assault was the 1st one you endured.... & you wonder what you probably blocked out. #notokay
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6 years
7 years ago i met this guy... @SteveMartinToGo . it was 2 years after i wrote the piece, “Meeting Steve Martin.” he & @SteepCanyon were very kind and i was very medicated... benedryl is one hell of a drug. : ) fiction: nonfiction:
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3 years
true story: my mother-in-law saw me dressed similar to this & said, “i could never wear an outfit like that, i just don’t have your confidence.... i’d be afraid people would think i was a prostitute.” probably the nicest thing she ever said to me. #ThatsAHorribleCompliment
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8 years
lastly, @SteveMartinToGo & @carrieffisher were friends for roughly 40 years.... try to sum that up in 140 characters or less. #CarrieFisher
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
if you want to see the English language mutilated, read the comments in any political article. it's where punctuation goes to die. #election
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barbie angell (she/her)
11 years
Asheville Busker Weather Report: there's one guy with a Casio right now....the high today will be 2-3 buskers per block. ; ) #avl #avlent
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
baby, i am EVERYTHING that street preacher warned you about. #avlvalentine
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8 years
when you go to #Goodwill & get a brand new $300 #BetseyJohnson dress.... for $5. yep.... that. #thriftstorefinds
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9 years
apparently, #KurtCobain didn't die.... he went to #Asgard . ....is Asgard #Nirvana ? #mindblown
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10 years
dang y'all, i made it onto the @WNCW birthday list.... i've hit rock star status! : ) #avlmusic
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barbie angell (she/her)
5 years
Blake has been found and is safe. thank you to everyone who helped spread the word. i am grateful. ❤️ #MissingPerson #avlnews
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5 years
#ASHEVILLE #HENDERSONVILLE my friend Blake Smith is sweet, talented, kind, & just a lovely person.... he is missing. if you see him, please call the police or help him to get in touch with his family. he has a 2008 acura mdx. thank you. ❤️ #avl #avlnews #828 #missingperson
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9 years
oh yes.... @stickleymusic at @greyeaglemusic for the taping of @worldcafe .... what. a.…
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8 years
i performed a new poem yesternite at @TheAltamont & it actually made me cry.... that hasn't happened in years.
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10 years ago at @MtnSongFestival . @SteveMartinToGo didn’t come out to talk to the crowd, but he couldn’t resist the little man politely yelling, “Steve Martin, i want to meet you!” i love the security guard’s smile. he was so happy to see my son get his wish. : ) @SteepCanyon
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barbie angell (she/her)
10 years
"skyped" w/ @DavidLaMotte , who's in Guatemala working on the non-profit organization he founded...my boss rocks. : ) http://t.co/ok6V2LhFdR
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5 years
my father would be 70 today, he died at 52. i think he’d be super proud that i’m in the new alookatasheville book though. he’d carry around a copy & show it to literally everyone he met. much love & many thanks to…
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barbie angell (she/her)
8 years
y'all, i got The FIRST CD! ....i absolutely love @JoshMessick 's music. #hammereddulcimer #avlmusic #luckygirl #avl
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barbie angell (she/her)
5 years
working at @magneticavl for the Mr. Gay Latino Asheville pageant. a show this over-the-top-fantastic requires a big outfit. : ) #avlent #gaylatino #lgbtq #avlyfe #dragqueens
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barbie angell (she/her)
11 years
yep, they're batman dainties....you're jealous aren't you? ;) RT @adajers : I can see up your skirt.
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barbie angell (she/her)
13 years
i always curtsy when i tell someone to fuck off.....because i'm a lady. :)
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8 years
dear everyone who has been saying i've been "worried for no reason. #trump will never get elected." ....you're in it with me now. #election
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barbie angell (she/her)
9 years
i hate daylight saving time. i know it's 1:45pm.... but i'm still writing "noon" on all my checks. #springahead #DaylightSavingTime
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