30-something hyperfemme eyeliner top bi farm babe. gaylortok delinquent. she/her. mammabear jew. i have always been a woman who arranges things. 🏳️🌈🇵🇸💕
so she blew up the glass closets to the tune of the horniest bisexually lit song in her catalog and then explicitly named that When Emma Falls in Love is about long rumored Enchanted muse Emma Stone? shesoutlors, tonight we feast.
🚨| Taylor Swift pointed at Travis Kelce while singing "Cause you know I love the players, and you love the game!" during "Blank Space" and blew a kiss in his direction at tonight's show!
#ParisTSTheErasTour
it can be hard to bear in mind when there’s so much weirdness about masking and so much pressure to socially act like everything is fine now, but commitment to COVID mitigation is fundamentally an act of radical hopefulness
Margot Robbie says her friends were upset she didn’t kiss Ryan Gosling in the
#Barbie
movie:
“All of my girlfriends were like, ‘Well you did a whole movie with him and you don’t kiss? What’s wrong with you? I thought you were kind of in charge on this one!’”
help the hits different surprise song with the lesbian salute is lighting up not only my taylor swift gay brain but also my hits different barbie movie soundtrack brain and my barbie movie gay brain
Once at a gay bar in London I leaned over to the meanest looking girl in the bar, a stranger, and asked “Why does every twink in here have a backpack?” She said “They’re all on their way to Berlin.” Always talk to the meanest looking girl in a gay bar.
@vio13tsinherlap
For those following, famously dusty released 🐍Reputation 🐍 in 🕊️1989🕊️as her defiant reentry to the music industry after being blacklisted 🏳️🌈FOR COMING OUT AS BISEXUAL IN 1971 🏳️🌈
@LissaJoStewart
1) major shift in internal politics at Mattel when the new CEO was brought on, went from preserving the legacy to adapting the nostalgia of Barbie for franchise purposes
sorry this is such a funny moment of homophobic cognitive dissonance, she literally wrote an entire song about how colors have shared metaphorical and symbolic meaning and then titled an album after said song.
@LissaJoStewart
4) Margot and Greta think that there were SO MANY things that created fear for Mattel/the Stufio that execs couldn’t concentrate their arguments effectively, which let G&M… make exactly the movie they wanted
totally bonkers that she showed up in a white dress with a stopped clock around her neck after a midnights era full of Emily and then dropped an album called THAT?!?
the same week as the evergreens announcement from the museum??
I’m not ok??
@LissaJoStewart
3) Margot got the script from Gerwig, thought it would never happen, but pressed that this was the only was to reflect who Barbie is now, how she reflects back adults and kids, is reactive and reflective of culture etc
Gaga’s Applause means it’s time to swap from a boat style mask to a v flex because my and 80,000 other people’s screaming and singing is not not an elevated risk
… comingoutlor very clearly not obliterated via an item that clearly ties “lavender haze” to closeting, a thing we have all been yelling about since october
@LissaJoStewart
2) they started shopping the concept of the Barbie movie but couldn’t find a hook that made sense (this is when we saw Amy Schumer Barbie news), Margot’s production company pitched that they were right to find the bent for the job, got the rights
@fordhoIden
Today our dog was attacked by another dog at the dog park and this is the literal and exact way I signaled that she was ok to the other dog’s owner after I checked her out. This is not… a neutral or comforted gesture.
a gay man wearing this flannel at the rooftop pride party I went to pointed at the bi flag that had fallen out of my back pocket, SHRIEKED “ew, not mine,” and stomped it into a puddle which was just genuinely so wild??
she’s bar-BI-e for a reason, Brent.
@hiitaylorblake
If you need to get Paul off his little legs so he can rest comfortably pre shoes, we’ve had lots of luck building a sort of duck-at-rest traction sling for our birds as they’ve recovered from foot injuries etc. psuedo schematics below:
okay here to say that alchemy IS the new london boy IN THAT it’s a tongue in cheek ruse about her mastermind puppeteering audacity, PR, and perception
(see also: endgame)
occasionally I’ll see a community scuffle re “not all of you can be autistic” but I think if you look at the timeline you can see that there are only two ways to be on gaylor Twitter: are you a “PR is an art” neurodivergent or a “this is a lie I will not abide” neurodivergent