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@rlopin @kiwithesmol @PCMR_Elitist Tim Walz be sucking that nigga down
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@AIDRIVR Well, I stand corrected on that -- the Ford couldn't even complete that test which is why they were pulling it.
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@AIDRIVR The ford did all the exact same tests without breaking
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@KILLTOPARTY I’m stoked for her. She’s having a great time. Fuck it. She’s probably one of the least retarded ‘why are they famous?’ people
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@jlippincott_ Tim Walz could be heard yelling at aides “NOT CLYDESDALE YOU MORONS. I SPECIFICALLY SAID SHETLAND PONY. DID YOU THINK I WOULDN’T TASTE THE DIFFERENCE?!”
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@jorgeBlancito @drek77107 @HandsomeAssh0le Jeffrey Dahmer was neurodivergent too.
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@jorgeBlancito @drek77107 @HandsomeAssh0le So would it have been ok to call Jeffrey Dahmer an asshole? Or because he was neurodivergent, is it wrong to call him one?
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@real_lord_miles Using the last 250 years of technological innovation to troll the authoritarian British police from across the globe is probably the funniest after effect of the American revolution I’ve ever seen. Our founding fathers would be rolling on the ground laughing at this.
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@Juicy112_ @kirawontmiss Looks like? That boy emptied his balls by the second sniff.
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@KILLTOPARTY There was a lot more discussion that needed to happen before he proposed.
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@reddit_lies @EdKrassen What he’s noticing is that X is no longer a left wing echo chamber like he used to enjoy
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@KILLTOPARTY The right thing for him to do is to drop her first name in a reply from a burner account like “What’s up Sarah” and then she will panic delete the account. Might suspect it’s him but would have no way to prove it.
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@iSeeRacist @NsPostingFs Thanks for letting me know about his profile. I just subbed to him.
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@welty_nolan @doctornowhere_ Transitioning children is wrong.
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@AIDRIVR @AgrJm79463 I think the primary difference there is you can go buy a driveshaft and have it swapped out on your farm with a trip to the parts store or dealership and 30 minutes of labor.
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@Moogly1776 @akafacehots Well, it is a man.
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@rrrealest @FearedBuck Bro is gonna fuck the Dad 💀🥶
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@marcus027 @SouthDallasFood Indians are right up there too
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@PiscoLitty @KEEMSTAR You guys sound fuckin’ worried that Zoomers will show up for Trump. Go suck off Destiny some more, you leech.
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@TheOmniLiberal @SolidHyrax You know that’s a dishonest claim. It absolutely is their call to make.
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@cl0udxbt @RomeoDi2099 @Jollibee_Junkie It’s unironically the reason none of them are successful. They think someone else finding success takes away from them somehow. It’s just pure ugly jealousy.
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@KEEMSTAR I honestly hope whatever he drops actually exonerates him and results in biblical defamation lawsuits against people.
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@mikemayfieldlv @lporiginalg Because they need to pay the toll before they can accept reality
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@BMutualist @philthatremains You make music? You got any shots like this? Phil could probably share more than a few more with you
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@slqttyo @ayeejuju This is how people really feel but are socially pressured and gaslit into pretending otherwise
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@ClassyVerility @slqttyo @ayeejuju Oh no, people are going to shame me for being disgusted by perverts!
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@ClassyVerility @slqttyo @ayeejuju A man pretending to be a woman or otherwise is a pervert fetish
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@CraftyFeminist @RealVinnieJames @dickshews @TristanSnell Saving this to come back and mock whoever was wrong.
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@Sneak0o Hasan is a child groomer
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@catturd2 “JD Vance is weird”
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@JustSuspent_yo @HotepJesus Nothing about that clip demonstrates any of them as “low information voters” like CNN tried to frame it. You can tell all of these guys are deeper thinkers than the majority of CNN viewers
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@davidtejeras @HalieyWelchX @thesketchreal As we found out just a month or so ago, Sketch is the one giving out Hawk Tuahs
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@HockleyTyson @DramaAlert Bro, let’s get real here. You’re a Canadian teenager with a podcast where you’re talking about how your back hurts because you jack off too much. You’ve gotta slow your role on the king stuff.
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@L_ost_B_oy @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I think it’s hilarious that they somehow weren’t aware of the concept of “depositing a check at the bank” and “check fraud” until one crafty one with about 10 extra IQ points grunted on social media about it
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@JohnLewisEU @UnrelaxedGuy It like you’re everyone’s little bitch because anyone can just say mean words and make you cry about it. Doesn’t sound how an adult would respond to words, that’s for sure.
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@royal_bobby24 @FearedBuck These guys don't get a conviction from this. The predator gets his ass beat a little, but is still free to roam the streets and move on to the next one, possibly his own 15 year old daughter he mentioned. How are they keeping the streets safe?
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@9mm_smg If not fren, then why fren shape?
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@ittslethal @b0gur None of these yappers have a successful life they've built where one clout chasing psycho could ruin them with a bs Tik Tok video or Tweet. None of them understand the liabilities of being a famous, wealthy person who has to manage huge liabilities to protect your life and family
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@SteaksSurreal @iamyesyouareno @esjesjesj Maybe Reddit is more your speed there bubba
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@BillPrinter00 @DramaAlert Do you know how much Adin probably makes for that platform?
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@JOK5RR Looks like trash. Should have kept Doc on
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@brotherdxa @TheOmniLiberal It's our (white people's) word though. We invented it and black people have tried to culture jack it.
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@Get_Vooped @rlopin @kiwithesmol @PCMR_Elitist That’s a cope. Would you rather be known as the guy who had to get his stomach pumped because he overdosed on horse cum or the guy who fucked a couch. Just take the L and move on.
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@KRCPPFAM @DramaAlert Call him Chris too because the tried to change his name to Kris to reflect his fake womanhood
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@Tommyjank1 @Rothmus Clap trap’s botched voice alone is enough for me to hope I never even accidentally see this movie.
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@AFCathal Have you considered that Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t like acting as much as he likes receiving hundreds of millions of dollars from Disney for playing an exaggerated version of himself?
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@blueskykites @David_Leavitt They did all the same tests with the Ford and the Ford’s frame never separated like that. The Ford still ran and drove with zero issues once they replaced the driveshaft they wrecked at the beginning of the test.
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@ThePOWMIAMan @kazs_rietvelds It’s funny how she’s like “this is the first time I’ve ever cared about SW!” and thinks the franchise should completely change for her and forever cater to her shit taste now
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@notagontilt @AlexAusilio Transitioning kids at any age, to any degree is child grooming
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@thinkingmunk @paleochristcon He did. He proved Destiny can’t substantiate his position
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@TheOmniLiberal Bro, this is really the best angle you’re working with?
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@HockleyTyson @DramaAlert Cute blonde girl, fun personality, down home accent, caught a meme wave that had the internet in a death grip for like a month. Yeah, real mystery there.
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@DailyGuardsman @robnoerr @TheOmniLiberal How is Chat GPT significantly different than Wikipedia or a search engine? You can ask it to summarize ideas and provide sources? It’s like criticizing someone for using a calculator to do math.
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@DudeLore612 @iFightForKids "To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" -- this is what you sound like
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@ClassyVerility @slqttyo @ayeejuju Psychology and psychiatry have a reproducibility crisis. It’s all a scam and the chemical theory of mental illness was officially disproven
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@Rustywantspizza @InsaneCope What a disgrace to the Shackledord lineage
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@HLionelES @InternetH0F Nah, traditional acts are for traditional women.
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@JoeoLoughlin8 @ryohzzz Like every route the pred wanted to take out of there, Dr. Pepper was right there to seriously fuck him up.
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@conureCC It’s the number one social media and news platform in the world. The President of The United States announced the end of his candidacy on X before his own staff even knew he was dropping out. I wouldn’t say he “blew 44 billion dollars”
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@MrFishoftheseas @KILLTOPARTY Bro, once your woman is at the “I’m going to ask Reddit to justify my emotional cheating” phase, you’re cooked.
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@drvolts Man, you guys are totally obsessed. Can't even talk about trying to buy a fuckin' car without spergin out about Maga
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@SaikoItsuki @welty_nolan @doctornowhere_ Nobody needs to watch MoistMilquetoast backtrack and BS his way out of what he said. He clearly said it was ok for kids to transition during the debate with Sneako. He got dragged for it and now he’s trying to pretend like that didn’t happen.
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@HockleyTyson @DramaAlert I breathed in and out through my nose at an above average pace once or twice. It’s ok to enjoy things sometime. I think you’re just pissed because your last name is “Hockley”
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@fungokun @BENZOTOOIE Oh no, she’s shilling an essential resource we need for the global economy to function? Man, I don’t know how anyone can support that.
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@heismankicker1 @FearedBuck You didn’t say not the Dad tho
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@Vincinnatus Sounds like you dig the idea of Kamala Harris in the White House
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@jess_starlinz @jules_su He’s an incel? That word means niggas who don’t have sex. Elon is on his 12th kid between multiple women.
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@MailePRMedia @DonaldJTrumpJr Ok you run with the couch thing and we’ll keep talking about how your guy sucks off horses. Sounds like a bad deal for you but ok.
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@Blodreina86 @dom_lucre Bro, I wish that were true. She has an actual cult of middle aged women who think and act like teenage girls.
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@selovelenaa I really like her now actually
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@royal_bobby24 @kirawontmiss When its crowning and he just wants you to stand up and talk
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@krassenstein @elonmusk You report the news as it isn't.
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@Deploydon @TicTocTick Talmbout “We just broke structure 🤡”
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@Jesusbgaybro @PacharyZhillips Kamala was raising money for those rioters and bailing them out. Trump was denouncing them. BLM was being funded by ActBlue
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@NormfanPjt The longer this election season on, the dumber Nick seems to get. Guy is one of the most obvious controlled opposition limited hangout shills I’ve ever seen.
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@catturd2 “JD Vance is weird”
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@VidsBanned Damn, bro really knows how to speak to women
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@Mary96430841967 @BronxJury2 @KiraBrook @bad_takes Is that really the line you want to run with when a certain Demographic is only 13% of the population committing over 50% of violent crime?
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@iFightForKids Kris ‘The Bussy Barbarian’ Tyson
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@reddit_lies @KamalaHQ @KamalaHQLies Honestly, if community notes can’t catch this one, the community note process needs to be fixed
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@BenjaminDeRebel @dent34972 @Capt_Fishpaste Pff yeah but at least they never flipped a car over and burned it
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@ayeejuju Looks like a Garry’s Mod version of @soogz1
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@thebritter @Buckwizzle @DrDisrespect People in the entertainment space in general are fickle friends. When there's clout or the possibility of grabbing clout involved, every friend is expendable to most of them.
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@CryptoWiick13 @FearedBuck Reminds me of this guy
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@L3opardSpott3r @Cancelcloco lol bro. We’ve reached the end of politics. Tim really opened a can of worms for himself by choosing to fan the flames of the couch thing. I guarantee at this point he’d rather be the couch fucker than the guy who had to get horse semen pumped out of his stomach.
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@eternally_yours @littleapostate @vocalcry Yeah that’s her ass. She’s kind of cute from her face pics but the last thing she should be talking about is how she’s glad her ass doesn’t look like Sydney Sweeney’s when she doesn’t even have an ass
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@GhostinaGarage @b0gur Absolutely. If he was a woman saying "I don't like to go walking by myself after dark because I don't feel safe" they'd totally agree. He's describing when he doesn't feel safe and why he avoids those situations and they want to clown on him.
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@DramaAlert They're trying to get retribution for cancelling Chris and they can't speak against the reason he got cancelled so they're going after the thing they think they can
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@CryptoWiick13 @InternetH0F When they go around the corner for a couple minutes and then you hear the excavator fire up
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@XtianTurtEmoji @MostlyPeacefull @mtracey Use your big boy brain for a second to think about who RFK Jr. is and why a President being shot at might stand out as a particularly significant event for him.
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@RonnieAEvans @BasedBeffJezos Bro, he told Gavin Newsom, governor of CA, to Suggon Deeznutz the other day. Guy is hilarious
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@iFightForKids @EdKrassen Love how the Krassenstein tard got baited and then his response was used as a billboard to expose the dude in the video lmao
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