@DissidentSoaps
Spoke to a guy at work who makes $30k more than me about how much my mattress cost and he coached me on how to defraud Amazon into letting me get it refunded without returning it so I blurted without thinking "sorry I'm a Christian I'm not allowed to be a thief"
@kenzietuff
Boys are told girls are soft, nurturing and generally nice creatures but that's mostly reserved for their kids.
Treat them like insane monsters you have to tame in exchange for sex and offspring and you'll do alright
@MEHANICH2
@JadeAtrophis
@Akumabat
That's Ultimate Spider-Man. The one who was killed off because that writer (Loeb) was having massive depressive episode (his young son died) and wanted to reflect that in the comics and then was replaced by a black because Bendis (Jewish) fetishizes black men
@kenzietuff
"you look handsome today"
Thanks hun, I'll work 60 hours this week to give you a house and food for as long as we're alive
Feminists want to frame this as a bad deal
@discotheque42
@JadeAtrophis
"step on me, spit on me, crush my head, kill me mommy"
reddit masochist beta male safe horny for people who think they'll get cancelled for expressing normal sexual desire
@Flackmeatwood
@ramzpaul
"wow, hate women much? yikes touch grass. who hurt you sweaty? must have smol pen0r. a real man would nut up and marry the 600lb single mom"
@OlliGenos
@joakial_
I think the entire lgbt population should be drafted for the front lines. We NEED this diversity in the military. In fact, straight white males should be EXCLUDED
@OrkBran
@JadeAtrophis
Gay race communist on the verge of realizing, yes he is the bad guy, will be prevented from becoming self aware by other redditors affirming that everything under the sun is permissible to prevent Republicans
@Aristos_Revenge
My mom will talk about how immigrants are ruining the country but also Trump is an evil rapist racist who must be stopped but apparently not by the Democrats who she views as useless.
Why are older women like this
@___eb__
@DavrosImperator
@FrMatthewLC
I can't wait for him to totally own you when he dunks his hand into his bottomless pool of evidence.
Any second now.
Aaaaaany second now
@AtheistTakes
>only helps people who beg
He saved everyone who ever was or ever will be. Literally the only way to not benefit from the free gift of salvation is to refuse it.
A 7 yr old in Sunday school could defeat these arguments
@themythicalgri2
@JadeAtrophis
Tolerating the entirety of LGBT and being rewarded for it is a key conservative value these days.
The idea of actually opposing anything doesn't even come up
@Muslamik
@HarmlessYardDog
If we told you that Germany had an IQ of 90 and Uganda had 140 you'd not only instantly believe it, you'd use it as an example of the foolishness of white racial identity
Your grievance with IQ is that it uniformly aligns to everything you wish wasn't true
@VTBuckeyes
@schizo_active
@RealDianeYap
If you people had developed a written language we could read your history to see all the violence instead you had to wait for Europeans to show up
@RockyTopOtaku
@JadeAtrophis
Next you'll tell me this frog means racial tolerance and universal healthcare just because the creator, Matt Furie, said so
@DeadPoetsGuild
@haverb3ck
@LutherEnjoyer
Yes, actually, you do. The same way if an arsonist set fire to your house, you're fleeing danger that's a direct result of someone's actions
@DissidentSoaps
Icing on the cake was when he got defensive he said it was fine because they're a big company and they deserve it and also he didn't need Christianity to be a good person because it's just being nice and selectively robbing people based on how you feel at that exact moment
@hayasaka_aryan
I will always laugh at the energy of that last guy storming down the hall belting it with his whole chest like he's personally going to end pride once and for all.
@HankHeil
>wake up 3 hours early so you can enjoy your 10 minute car commute on the bus instead
>guys trying to be street performers the entire time
>they stab you for not giving them money
>get written up at work for being late
HELL YEAH FUCK CARS
I LOVE MASS TRANSPORTATION
@thltd_
Nick claimed optics was about presenting yourself in a suit and tie to not scare the normies at a time when fat dudes were marching in plastic Stahlhelms
Fast forward to today he's got fat blacks in capes and his whole org is about being as repulsive and vulgar as possible