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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

@XtianTurtEmoji

26 days

I don't know why these exist but I'm glad they do

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@TheUnfunnyAlex @hassan_ada72880 Sorry. Could you please face the wall, "ma'am"

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@NerdAthleticz @HareshiAnime huge win for fans localizer troons can cry in a corner

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@ShabbosBoyem @RyanWaltersSupt Freedom of speech not freedom from consequences, right? You established the rules, we're just playing by them

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@HarmlessYardDog Phones at home Mask on Dress bland

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@DissidentSoaps Spoke to a guy at work who makes $30k more than me about how much my mattress cost and he coached me on how to defraud Amazon into letting me get it refunded without returning it so I blurted without thinking "sorry I'm a Christian I'm not allowed to be a thief"

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@BeefySonHog @JP_gamelover @CRaleigh78 @CptMuchoTexto until about 40

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@GlomarResponder Notorious KKK presence in those parts

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@EvanMcM @JadeAtrophis People shocked and appalled at having 5 kids, not the collapsing fake economy

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@kenzietuff Boys are told girls are soft, nurturing and generally nice creatures but that's mostly reserved for their kids. Treat them like insane monsters you have to tame in exchange for sex and offspring and you'll do alright

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@MEHANICH2 @JadeAtrophis @Akumabat That's Ultimate Spider-Man. The one who was killed off because that writer (Loeb) was having massive depressive episode (his young son died) and wanted to reflect that in the comics and then was replaced by a black because Bendis (Jewish) fetishizes black men

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@NealDav80449822 @ScottMGreer Would you say shooting back at an enemy is a second wrong?

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@Muhsoci0factors It's him

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@addicted2newz @Maarten_BNL @BywatersRobert Yeah you only want like 5 Arabs maximum to turn your children into kebab meat. More than that is overkill

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@kenzietuff "you look handsome today" Thanks hun, I'll work 60 hours this week to give you a house and food for as long as we're alive Feminists want to frame this as a bad deal

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@heywildrich @emac2005 Rich came back for the race war, as it was foretold

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@Ivar_554 @dustythecowboy Turnabout is fair play

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@HarmlessYardDog Willing to lock up everything but the problem

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@kenzietuff @James_jhm81 Most of the "women L" accounts are trash. They'll bash white women and then post pro-Asian/Latina memes

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@NealDav80449822 @ScottMGreer The lefts campaign of terrorism against the average Joe strongly suggests otherwise

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@mitchellvii you mean jews, right?

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@Amnestyfornero @TheIOGuy lmao rip bozo

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@DissidentSoaps Anyway I'm not getting promoted

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@gently_now @robertlasagna1 I wish we had a single word to capture all those metrics

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@_rawrell "fuck shit fuck gaysex" reddit/millennial writing is a scourge

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@SeraphsRose @French_Zombi @JadeAtrophis You are gay

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@Urban__Tree Makes a better weird dude than "stuff of nightmares" woman

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@TheActMan_YT The act man more like the gay man lmao

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@NealDav80449822 @ScottMGreer No that's incoherent

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@BSand1984 @LizzieMarbach @charliekirk11 There is literally never a time for that, actually

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@discotheque42 @JadeAtrophis "step on me, spit on me, crush my head, kill me mommy" reddit masochist beta male safe horny for people who think they'll get cancelled for expressing normal sexual desire

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@RealEdFriendly @9mm_smg Ah, the ol reading comprehension failure. Classic

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@amerrill2 @sotasosa Actually maybe people get what they deserve.. Carry on

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@zoranivanovic1 @MakaveliMemez @BasedBlondex Nice Photoshop

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@Flackmeatwood @ramzpaul "wow, hate women much? yikes touch grass. who hurt you sweaty? must have smol pen0r. a real man would nut up and marry the 600lb single mom"

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@ColdFire_Blitz @bigboydumb @7bil_1island @CoastTwoGhost @AGCast4 Gaytarded

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@ascendduality @SupaCyata @jds5175761 @yurtistotle @ches_low How nice it is that karma isn't real then

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@Ms_Will_o_Witch Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

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@HarmlessYardDog @troel_shartmann Got him

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@HarmlessYardDog What a shame Larry Silverstein didn't think to blame a filing error when he took out insurance on the World Trade Center

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@ejejjuk @InsaneCope No one, not even the evil RW bogeymen, wants to r*pe a troon.

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@RenOfMen @CoreyJMahler @PeterRQuinones "the radical left are like the Nazis!!! That's my point!!" You're rapidly losing more points

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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50 years later, in the "teach dogs" timeline

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You’re in charge of the budget and have two choices to deploy tax funds:

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@OlliGenos @joakial_ I think the entire lgbt population should be drafted for the front lines. We NEED this diversity in the military. In fact, straight white males should be EXCLUDED

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@JadeAtrophis Unlike you charlatans, I'm actually a Christian ninja turtle in real life

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@Aristos_Revenge "love is love" they said. "The privacy of their bedroom" they said. "No different than you or me" they said.

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@CptSheppie @HarmlessYardDog always have a designated driver ☝️

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@bendreyfuss @bain_pratai Do you know why antisemitism exists? It's because of your conduct.

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@GWCAforever BAPists are unmarried homosexuals so it's natural you can't understand loving a wife

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@dariani264 @prattaaron @ArynneWexler her family should've raised her better

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"you should fly Boeing. Groceries aren't going to get locked up. Anticipate no issues with infrastructure"

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Photogenic

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@ATransCumpster @TheUnfunnyAlex @hassan_ada72880

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@KS7201227211300 @_kruptos "so much for Christian love" -t. Fat gay atheist Saved you the trouble

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@Pinnw_ @SVVVAYED A troon would be wise not to speculate on how others smell

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@megs_io @sonnysehra Trusting God doesn't mean making yourself a voluntary target for destruction

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@CEOoFMutsuki No bro he only follows confused LGBT children for their life wisdom and brilliant takes

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@bigboydumb @7bil_1island @CoastTwoGhost @AGCast4 Yeah, most people have bad taste

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@OrkBran @JadeAtrophis Gay race communist on the verge of realizing, yes he is the bad guy, will be prevented from becoming self aware by other redditors affirming that everything under the sun is permissible to prevent Republicans

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@frogNscorpion Not even the most schizophrenic white racist has ever lost a second of peace from fear of an INDIAN taking white women

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@Aristos_Revenge My mom will talk about how immigrants are ruining the country but also Trump is an evil rapist racist who must be stopped but apparently not by the Democrats who she views as useless. Why are older women like this

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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@___eb__ @DavrosImperator @FrMatthewLC I can't wait for him to totally own you when he dunks his hand into his bottomless pool of evidence. Any second now. Aaaaaany second now

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@s2_underground @HarmlessYardDog @Balkanomic

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@AtheistTakes >only helps people who beg He saved everyone who ever was or ever will be. Literally the only way to not benefit from the free gift of salvation is to refuse it. A 7 yr old in Sunday school could defeat these arguments

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@hayasaka_aryan Like how we knew PPG had a jewish character because it was a pedo

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@QuetzalPhoenix He eloped with Pariah the Doll

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@themythicalgri2 @JadeAtrophis Tolerating the entirety of LGBT and being rewarded for it is a key conservative value these days. The idea of actually opposing anything doesn't even come up

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@Em_is_Theta @jessiegender Good

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@IASISeattle @DissidentSoaps Squatch is Jewish If you scrub your junk with it, your foreskin will be dissolved

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I knew it

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trumps in a mcdonalds playplace rn sipping a diet coke

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@MrStark_08 @MEHANICH2 @JadeAtrophis @Akumabat Which part was unclear

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@HarmlessYardDog

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@ATransCumpster @TheUnfunnyAlex @hassan_ada72880 As if I care what a demon thinks of me

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@kumquat_juice @Valkyrie_Fleur @FoxfordComics "we want to be represented as more than an American stereotype" Lol okay but that stereotype was way more flattering than real life, good luck

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@uncle_deluge @JadeAtrophis Told him not to share it

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@ATransCumpster @TheUnfunnyAlex @hassan_ada72880 Okay "can't pass, won't live to see 40 yrs old"

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@thecathguy @James_jhm81 Like how a dog thinks

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@ISTYL3I @zoranivanovic1 @MakaveliMemez @BasedBlondex Ah another semen drinker rushing to the defense. Stop being weird

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ChristianTurtle ✝️🐢

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Update: chat is now no longer allowed within 200 yards of a school

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I think this means we’re supposed to sprint naked in the sun? Chat, is this true?

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@tmuxvim @hollowearthterf >lately

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@Muslamik @HarmlessYardDog If we told you that Germany had an IQ of 90 and Uganda had 140 you'd not only instantly believe it, you'd use it as an example of the foolishness of white racial identity Your grievance with IQ is that it uniformly aligns to everything you wish wasn't true

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@AFpost @clubteam110 Gradually, they began to hate them

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@Black_Pilled "It taught me racism and white people are bad. I am very smart"

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@GodroyTheGreat @gnc_destroyer @Howlingmutant0 @classicsgroyp @NickJFuentes What's that growing on top of his head

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@JadeAtrophis People with 600 Funko pops have a lot to say about gun collections

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@voxdotcom We'll do it again

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@VTBuckeyes @schizo_active @RealDianeYap If you people had developed a written language we could read your history to see all the violence instead you had to wait for Europeans to show up

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@RockyTopOtaku @JadeAtrophis Next you'll tell me this frog means racial tolerance and universal healthcare just because the creator, Matt Furie, said so

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@DeadPoetsGuild @haverb3ck @LutherEnjoyer Yes, actually, you do. The same way if an arsonist set fire to your house, you're fleeing danger that's a direct result of someone's actions

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@DissidentSoaps Icing on the cake was when he got defensive he said it was fine because they're a big company and they deserve it and also he didn't need Christianity to be a good person because it's just being nice and selectively robbing people based on how you feel at that exact moment

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@stodiodio @lukei4655 I wish you were this fired up about murdering children

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@hayasaka_aryan I will always laugh at the energy of that last guy storming down the hall belting it with his whole chest like he's personally going to end pride once and for all.

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@HankHeil >wake up 3 hours early so you can enjoy your 10 minute car commute on the bus instead >guys trying to be street performers the entire time >they stab you for not giving them money >get written up at work for being late HELL YEAH FUCK CARS I LOVE MASS TRANSPORTATION

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@speaks_ray @revenant_MMXX SOURCE????????????????

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@Stelledumbpuppy @GamerGirlAsuka @gallintry I independently fact checked this as false

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@JFGariepy @victimizedgamer No they didn't, they're still Indian

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@AC_Induction Sexually harass the judge

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@FoxfordComics @MadJorgen This comic was too absurd to take seriously until I saw the Mexican Goku which immediately grounded it in reality

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@EvangelicalDW the gayest thing *so far*

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@StpdMcStupidson @zoecabina She survived the ultra death murder kill kill death!! So inspiring

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@thltd_ Nick claimed optics was about presenting yourself in a suit and tie to not scare the normies at a time when fat dudes were marching in plastic Stahlhelms Fast forward to today he's got fat blacks in capes and his whole org is about being as repulsive and vulgar as possible

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@kenzietuff tried to tell em, we did

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