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@badmonladen

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Joined September 2012
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@badmonladen
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Ali Baba and the 47 thieves
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Everything’s a joke in this country 😂
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@parisangel08 We stan a long distance relationship
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The baton when it got to Antony Ice Sub zero Marshall 🥶🧊
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Niggas be 28 talking about “where the plot @?” Karen bro,4 Acres,when u buying?
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Just to get smoked by 2 niggas in one of these
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Damn training for the US Marines is INTENSE 😳 (via chito_thedog/TikTok)
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😡 Oyaaaa,ebu nitolee hizo petco 👋🏽 😟🌬 🖖🏽💍💍💍
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My son when he gets that PSG contract at 17
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🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌 🏃 🚌💨🏃 💨 🏃 🏃 🚶 🚶‍♂️”𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 I missed my SWVL”
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Double homicide,turn me in rn 👍
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This was for the dynasties back in high school
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@badmonladen
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We ni mrembo ama kazi ya Mungu haina makosa? 😂
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She didn’t leave you on read king you left her on sent 👑
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Aye as long as u happy man
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Final Product...thoughts?
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Me when i hear only the snippet for soco by @wizkidayo
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Nimeitisha cough syrup kwa pharmacy silently ni kama nanunua CD 🙃
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@badmonladen
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September 2019 and still no Video that beats this
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Ngolo Kante first half highlights | Pivot of the team? 👿
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They put mid year sale DC Young Fly on Nairobi Social today 🤣
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Everybody’s trypophobic till it’s time to eat Injera
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@LilNasX Not this Month Doja
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This right here is an Oscars Movie. Miracle in Cell No.7
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Iwobi should just retire,buy a laptop and start a scamming career
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Kahush cancelling DaBaby
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Me signing the parent/guardian slot for the week in my primary school diary
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Twende Chicken Inn? 🥺 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽 👟🧦
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GM ✍🏽 And I’m only 13 what’s your excuse today?
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@isoquince Bro he literally played 13 minutes
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Kusimamia hio kiti >>
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@badmonladen
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Used to draw faces on people’s dicks when they slept in class
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Syaaaa 🌸
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Sco Pa Tu Manaa
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David Luiz you spaghetti haired idiot
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I don’t know about Y’all but I’m feeling 20 Alhamdulillah +1 🙏🏼💘
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Humor so dark it’s getting called nigga
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Aliperform Jameson
@Dr_Huey
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What do you think is his story?
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Women will listen to Mr Eazi but won’t be EAZI to their Mr.
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This nigga cookin Amoeba
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Larry what does your barber do?
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My barber has informed me that he’s going on vacation for 2 months. Guys, this means I have permission to cheat on him, right?
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Huyu si ni ule mjamaa wa “eventuarry” 😂
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Me :Leo kuna joto ,nalala kama sijajifunika Mosquitoes:
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Über driver drove through the Valley of the shadow of death,changed a flat,cruised through the park,just to reach town and the fare ain’t changed a cent
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Spider-Man Miles Murume
@droid254
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Spiderman Kenya trailer is out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Fat niggas always trynna drip,nigga u worried about the wrong fit 💯🙌🏽
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188 days later,I’m still on the run cause I don’t have the huduma number
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Everybody gangsta until it’s 1AM and Marvin’s Room starts playing
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Apologies,we got it massively wrong.
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No niggas on this app hornier than Offset and Cardi 🤣🤣
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Don’t do shit for me if you’re gonna bring it up at some point
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There’s comfort in knowing all your intentions were/have been pure
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Naaahhhh we’d bury this nigga the same day in that same suit
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keem
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Bayangkan kau kena camtu ngan husband kau.
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@whataneek Lmaooo the hell did Blueface do to this man
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12 yrs today since I lost u and I’ve never been the same. The grief never ends but I’ll forever be strong for you. Allah yarhamuk Hooyo 🙏🏽 🙏🏽❤️
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Kuna msee kwa Mat amechungulia phone yangu nikitext so nikamfungulia pdf ya Daily Nation tusome. Let’s be informed countrymen
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Watu wameanza kupika Jaba
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Send me your spotify playlists 💯 🙏🏽
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When I lean in for a kiss on deadline day
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You’re not depressed,you’re hungry u haven’t eaten shit and it’s 5pm
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Jahseh still beating women even in the after-life
@TheWrap
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XXXTentacion’s ’Sad!' Beats Taylor Swift's ( @taylorswift13 ) @Spotify Record for One-Day Streams #XXXTentacion
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So we hurusha samaki kwa mdomo kama njugu?
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Imagine kuosha mchele kabla upike haha can't be me. Something that grows in water can never be dirty.
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Labda ni hio magoti
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Another MOTM performance ‼️
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Bro went from Tech Support to supporting your girl
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Why’s the black cat the criminal
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@stopchrissy Hmmm I’m just not sure
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Hannah Baker just wanted niggas to listen to her mixtape
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On Di Heiweiii
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Mac with the Cheese
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Mko?
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The bros became hoes
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No man I don’t want to “tell u anything before 2020 ends” I had 350 days before this and I did not 😭
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Ben Nein
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GM God is good 🙏🏽
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Barack how many times have I been pregnant for u? Barack:
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Oh I’m sleeping safe and sound 😂
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Steve Jobs:
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Idk Man,ask him First
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The crazy thing is they’re in direct opposition of United which is a Leo. That means the moon and mars conjunct it’s identity. There is a serious clash of ego energy here. Which probably makes them feel alienated. Esp with Chelsea’s ability to play condescendingly, cool(aqua) 🤪
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SEMI-FINAL DAY! 🙌 COME ON YOU BLUES!!! 💙 #MUNCHE
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@Mbuucu Itaenda hivi ikam
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Yeah a 2 pack of ass
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I hardly get sick but small small Chlamydia has dusted me today 🤧
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Niggas get around girls and suddenly become Trevor Noah
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Girls be like “Uh Ohh...oopsies 🙈”
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Screenshot ya Tweet inafika Wozzap inakaa gazeti ya 1972
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How do trans niggas die? Nigga Just identify as alive
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@CrypticNoOne @ltsCamo @BillRatchet Uno damn well what he’s trynna say bro
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Buckle up Fellas,we’ve reached Islam ✈️
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Damn they really switched bodies,It was Fat Guwop and Skinny Kodak
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Now give me a damn minute
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“2020s gonna be a movie” Yeah bro,Chernobyl.
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Chris Brown is fapping to that lipgloss video tonight,Trust.
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Niggas will lick lollipops but won’t lick their pops’ lollies 💯
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If united Win tomorrow ,I’m sending 1k to everyone
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Crazy how sports spelled backwards is I miss that shit
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Remember when Ayo and Teo had niggas rocking those masks?
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Safaricom is the best example of a Toxic relationship
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Good afternoon to everyone except twins,be your own self bro 👎🏾💯💯
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Let’s build a Future
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