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@babsben

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A spine tingling, pulse pounding, thrill ride of a Twitter bio. Either that or a panic attack - you should probably get that checked. Muting liberally since '09

Joined January 2009
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Kotex is trending, you magnificent bastards.
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@YouGov Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.
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@ZaraRahim Old person here. This is not a drill. If your stove is gas, that bottom drawer is a broiler. If your stove is electric, your broiler is at the top of the unit and that drawer is for storage/warming. Now #GetOffMyLawn
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@MosesKincade @ConnorASheets Assemble the hoverrounds. Release the dogs of type two diabeetus.
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I am sick to death of random weirdos misinterpreting the 2nd amendment. When nothing was done after Sandy Hook, we proved just how ill this country is.
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@ABC When you're totally not afraid of getting shanked by your own advisors.
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@Phil_Lewis_ Michigan has a domestic terrorism problem.
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@HoarseWisperer @WalshFreedom Not to criticize, but all tweets to Joe should contain the words 'and pay your child support'. ~ Twitter Parliamentarian
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@JeffPassan One of the tangentially irritating things about The Great Stupiding of 2016 is the forced realization of just how many absolute morons walk among us. We may be able to rebuild our government, in decades we may get some international respect back, but I CAN NEVER UNSEE THE STUPID.
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@GraceAl38236563 @MarcusRediker That and there was a long period in this country when the Italians, like the Irish, were not considered white.
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When you see Charles Manson trending and just assume that Trump has nominated him for a seat on the federal bench.
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#45isapuppet This really is a thing of beauty.
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@JedDavid @EliotACohen The release of the intel before Russia could act, the behind the scenes diplomacy to consolidate a coalition of NATO and non NATO countries, staying in the background while other countries led the mutually agreed upon efforts. A+
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@benshapiro Nothing says Happy Mother's Day like using your daughter as a prop for political points.
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@MollyJongFast @elonmusk @kylegrantham It's like watching someone repeatedly step on a rake.
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@baconcookie @ZaraRahim This sounds newfangled. The above rules apply only to pre-fangled appliances.
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@tatereeves Let me guess - you stuck a woman in there and decided that was enough diversity for one day.
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@AliceforCO @oneunderscore__ I've taken a different route.
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@RAMansour First day here?
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@jacksonhinklle Irony hangs itself in a cheap motel bathroom.
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@yashar @SovietSergey I can't stop laughing.
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#FireKushner #FireBannon are both awesome ideas. Don't limit yourselves to just one.
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@stevenmazie Senator Foghorn Leghorn likes to throw on the folksy accent and play the country bumpkin, but he knows exactly what he's saying.
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@andrejpwalker I hadn't heard of you until today. Yesterday was better.
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@metzsam That doesn't sound insane at all.
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@lucianwintrich You're whitesplaining, mansplaining AND incelsplaining. Never cross the streams, buddy.
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@Jack_Burkman @JacobAWohl I can't decide which is funnier - the Rosslyn Holiday Inn at High Noon, or Jacob's mom being dragged into this.
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@huler @baconcookie @ZaraRahim Bless you, my son. I will inevitably disappoint you, like any god.
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@Variety According to Mike Richards' spokesman Mike Richards, Mike Richards is in talks with Mike Richards.
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@darth @jbendery Time to break out the fancy yikes.
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@D_Scott1118 @ABC Our mistake was in telling everyone that their opinion is valuable. This one, for instance.
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@asymmetricinfo @NYCdisinterest @JillFilipovic Wow. I regret to inform everyone that Megan is at it again.
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@alex_mallin Stay with me on this: we've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time, and they both have a fetish for destruction.
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#GoJoe Because this isn't about Joe Biden. It's about restoring a network of educated, intelligent, hard working, professionals to government, and a Biden administration will do that. We're not electing a king.
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@blakehounshell Because it's her job to clean up our shitshow. This isn't "The Help".
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#MattGaetzIsATool An oldie but a goodie. The best part was when he uploaded it online.
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@verma_30 @marrowing @BrandyLJensen Balwani to be read in Pete Davidson's voice.
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@Tzipshmil @seungminkim Imagine believing that WE'RE going to believe this shit.
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We knew that follow-through looked familiar ... Ms. Fitz was a Scarlet Knight! #GoRU !
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@Chris_SactoCA @Boden4Craig I believe Craig is already thinking as hard as he can, and I'm willing to bet that he'll never be a better human.
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@wealthy_donor @LizardRumsfeld @GovMikeHuckabee My theory is that the Cern super collider ripped a hole in the space time continuum in early November, 2016. It's really the only explanation that makes sense.
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@JoeRhile @HeerJeet It's a real cliffhanger.
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@nohomelikeplace This is what denial looks like. Millions of people barking about how things will be normal if we just open sports stadiums and concert venues and movie theaters while the summers get hotter and hotter. A society that couldn't figure out masks thinks it'll figure out terraforming.
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@BHallBabyDoc I've seen that look. He's going to try to talk to you about crypto.
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@ManduhMarlowe @pacelattin Seriously? It's right there. In living color.
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@SteveScalise Remember - some people suffer a horrific existential crisis and become better people. Other people are Steve Scalise.
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@AndrewDesiderio @politico I'm just saying we've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time.
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@SethHanlon @joncoopertweets I've been a Democrat for a long time. I continue to be mildly amused when people accuse us of having a plan.
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I wish Rep Crenshaw a full recovery. Those of you hoping that this leads him to a better understanding of the needs of the less fortunate would do well to remember that Steve Scalise suffered an existential crisis and emerged on the other side, still Steve Scalise.
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Brian Williams is the Chuck Todd of Chris Matthews.
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@SteveScalise @RepAndyBiggsAZ Some people grow in wisdom and empathy after a moment of existential crisis and pain. Other people are Steve Scalise.
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Only because Qanon Shaman is trending again.
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@ScottWalker @realDonaldTrump And Trump has to pony up $3Mil for the recount - remember to get the cash upfront, Wisconsin. His credit sucks.
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@itsJeffTiedrich She's terrifying.
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@BresPolitico @ChuckGrassley How fortunate that Chuck had this ready to go. It's almost as though they already knew about it and decided to bury it.
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@LennyKravitz Have you looked on top of your head, because every time I lose mine, that's where I find them.
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@deangloster @DoYouEvenLif I expect Rudy to make a last stand at Alamo Car Rental.
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@KellyannePolls It really isn't a good time to start your Rehabilitation Tour. Read the goddamned room.
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@SteveKingIA @BreitbartNews There's just no bottom for you guys, is there?
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@FRCdc Tell me you never read the bible without telling me you never read the bible.
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@piper4missouri I say this with love, as a cradle Catholic. Tax the churches into the ground, and then salt the space where they stood.
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@CarmineSabia @MailOnline Well, sure. It's the antifa navy frogmen and their redesigned potato cannons shooting soup cans from the depths. Only logical explanation.
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@Brendelbored @bethanyshondark That and she's "the homeschooling momma".
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@effdot @ddale8 It would be if anything mattered anymore.
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#CincinnatiTrumpRally Nice hair, grandpa.
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@ChuckGrassley Obama disagreed, correctly, with the Citizens United decision. Trump attacks an independent judiciary and media every day, and history will remember who supported this abomination.
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