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@bIueblink

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. 0.05 . FIVE . HARGREEVES .

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@sidereumnoxe

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⠀ in another universe , i get to save you . you’re still alive .

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@bIueblink

2 years

that dog from the hotel reception was one cute puppy.

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@bIueblink

3 months

// “i didn’t take pleasure in the killing” sure buddy. netflix was too cowardly to give us serial killer DNA Five but I’M NOT. don’t dangle this scene in front of me and wrench comic Five away. he’s real to ME.

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@bIueblink

2 years

… before anyone says something, i didn’t do it.

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@bIueblink

2 years

“viktor caused the end of the world” “harlan caused the end of the world” “five caused the end of the world”— have you ever considered that if dad raised children for something other than being his own little chess-pieces then the world would be fine?

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@bIueblink

2 years

happy birthday to us.

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@bIueblink

2 months

why do only Diego and i look remotely concerned about the fact that we’re about to be devoured alive.

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@UmbrellaAcad

2 months

🖤 family forever at the end of the world 🖤

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@bIueblink

2 years

when people spell my name “5” rather than “five” it irks me for no reason.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i didn’t lie. i really, genuinely don’t like sex. get away from me, i’m aroace and in the body of a minor.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// tua could’ve ended after season 2 and i’d still be running this account. after season 4 i am still going NOWHERE.

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@bIueblink

3 months

// nausea - — - — - when i say this character assassination has messed me up i mean i quite literally haven’t been able to keep food down all day because of it. man.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// different five phases 🥰

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@bIueblink

2 months

// how it feels to be a tua fan post s4

naia

@_lesvian

2 months

then we

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@bIueblink

2 years

karma doesn’t exist, but i do and i have a gun.

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@bIueblink

2 years

this peanut butter is 3 months expired but that’s not gonna stop me.

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@bIueblink

2 years

if anyone calls me charlie one more time i am going to bite their finger clean off.

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@bIueblink

3 years

(Number) Five Hargreeves ~

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@bIueblink

4 months

i would’ve got him in one.

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@bIueblink

2 years

klaus just sent me this “meme” with the caption “you”.

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@bIueblink

2 years

yes. very good.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// five hargreeves

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@bIueblink

2 years

if you want an academy member who isn’t interested in relationships i’m right here. stop harassing jayme. i say this as someone she kicked down the stairs once.

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@bIueblink

2 years

okay, so i’m not one’s favorite sibling. it’s fine. i don’t do shit for approval. i don’t care. i’m too old to care, actually. so can you all shut up about it because i really don’t care and i really don’t need you reminding me every two minutes. i don’t care.

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@bIueblink

2 years

she’s okay.

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@bIueblink

2 years

still aroace. just. reminding people.

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@bIueblink

2 years

… it was the alcohol talking.

ERIN☂︎

@SchnauzerFive

2 years

still can’t believe its canon that during his wedding speech, Five told his family they were bound together “by destiny and love”

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@bIueblink

2 years

every day is halloween when you’re always covered in other people’s blood.

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@bIueblink

2 years

stalin? yes. kennedy? nearly. elizabeth? nature took care of that one.

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@bIueblink

2 years

good morning. sloane made me “strawberry pancakes” and they were actually pretty good.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i am fine. everything is fine. totally fine. completely fine.

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@bIueblink

2 years

it’s my week. hand over your wallets.

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@bIueblink

2 years

funny how allison’s perfect life involves us all being normal. quite frankly, the idea of a normal life makes me want to chew myself to pieces from the inside out but that’s just me.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i just got given a green tea instead of a coffee from viktor because it is “too late for caffeine”. i’m insulted and revolted.

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@bIueblink

2 years

bite bite stab stab bites you

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@bIueblink

2 years

who the hell is screaming? if you’re dying, do it quieter, i wanted an early night.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// five using the name finley/finn as a pseudonym when undercover because it’s an irish name which echoes his birth mother, efa’s, name while also being similar to “five”. this is something that can be so personal—

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@bIueblink

2 years

ask me things. (threat).

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@bIueblink

2 years

nice

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@bIueblink

2 years

who the FUCK is playing mariah carey.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i’m back.

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@bIueblink

2 years

being a part of the family means klaus and i get to bully you mercilessly. no one is safe: not sloane, not lila and certainly not ben.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// prosthetic arm five covered in blood that’s a gender right there

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@bIueblink

2 years

this morning i yawned loudly and klaus replied “big yawn!” as if he was talking to a cat and i can’t stop thinking about it.

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@bIueblink

2 years

my life is slowly dissolving around me like a damp cracker so i made a gin and tonic.

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@bIueblink

3 months

don’t like men. or women. or anyone. stay away from me.

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@bIueblink

3 months

// season 4 episodes 5 and 6 aren’t canon on this account but the things i would post if it was—

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@bIueblink

3 months

tua s4 spoilers - — - — // my beloved little creature you’re still one of my favourite characters in the whole of fiction regardless of what that straight man did on a whim for shock value. that wasn’t you <3

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@bIueblink

2 years

every day i wake up glad that the blick button exists.

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@bIueblink

2 years

someone just made me coffee so burnt that i was forced to put milk in it. this is a new low.

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@bIueblink

2 years

stop. calling. me. an. insurance. broker.

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@bIueblink

2 years

muting the words “founder” from my timeline because i am not ready to process that information yet, thank you very much.

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@bIueblink

2 years

ignore the book. why is he crushing me.

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@bIueblink

2 years

these teenage hormones are kicking my ass to a pulp. everyone is so unbelievably irritating.

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@bIueblink

3 months

stop using AI to roast you and come to me for an insult instead.

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@bIueblink

2 years

oh. thanks. like this for a fact about me.

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@bIueblink

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// the show deprived us of the fact that comic five canonically still has *some* childlike tendencies because he never matured around others. do not fear: i’m here to fix that.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// stolen from jayme admin - 1 like = one headcanon

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@bIueblink

3 months

// do you know how validating it is to be proven entirely correct with my rendition of Five actually being pleasant and kind without an apocalypse to deal with. i’ve been fighting this corner for four years.

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@bIueblink

2 years

//all i want in life is for people to read my tweets in aidan gallagher’s voice

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@bIueblink

1 year

oh hey, it’s my birthday.

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@bIueblink

2 years

it’s way too hot and the academy doesn’t have AC. i’m gonna lay down on one of my dog’s cooling mats and pass out.

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@bIueblink

2 years

stop talking about me going to school or i will drag you children by the ankles and lock you in the supply closets of your own sweaty, hormonal learning factories.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i hate you.

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2 years

too hungry to cook, too tired to starve.

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2 years

poetry.

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2 years

half of you teenagers distress and vex me.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i don’t haVe favorIte siblings how could you possibly imply such a bacKwards noTiOn. Ridiculous.

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@bIueblink

2 years

can you all stop buying cats you’re gonna make me rub my eyes out from the allergies.

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@bIueblink

2 years

how Dare you.

emily 🪩

@goldrushreid

2 years

five hargreeves looks like he ate sponges as a kid

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@bIueblink

2 years

so does saving everyone from death count as a birthday present or am i gonna have to find stuff to buy?

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@bIueblink

2 years

you guys are starting cults now? i thought we went over how that was a bad idea.

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@bIueblink

2 years

spread this around and it’s your ass.

ERIN☂︎

@SchnauzerFive

2 years

Something about him makes me think he cant swim

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@bIueblink

2 years

// rp is fun

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@bIueblink

2 years

// hey admin here. just a few reminders: 1. i’m an adult (21) and my first priority is always making sure any minors are safe and comfortable, so it’s important to me that you know my age before interacting. 2. i know i’m rp-ing a cc for a lot of people, and, most importantly 1/3

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@bIueblink

2 years

if i met my childhood self i think i’d curbstomp him.

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@bIueblink

2 years

it’s on our birthday???

klaus LOVES dave ④

@mrfloatingidiot

2 years

i think five would love this bit of information

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@bIueblink

2 years

stop. pspsing. at me.

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2 years

viktor’s car is suffocating me it’s so unbearably hot.

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@bIueblink

2 years

what the fuck

cady - TUA S4 SPOILERS

@phoebeilish_

2 years

whos gonna deepfry him with me

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2 years

whoever just dropped something made of glass in the living room and then screamed, you have woken me up and will face my wrath.

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@bIueblink

2 years

added something important to my location.

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2 years

hangovers are gonna kill me in this tiny body.

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2 years

sure my siblings can make their own decisions. they just never make the RIGHT decisions.

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2 years

oh, sweet irony.

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3 years

how am i supposed to work like this.

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2 years

nothing brings me joy.

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2 years

holy fuck i just remembered i was a child celebrity.

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2 years

lost a bet. don’t mind the pfp.

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2 years

600 people who actually listen to me. if only my brothers and sister would.

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@bIueblink

2 years

it’s true.

🎥 active on @mellohies

@brodythinkr

2 years

"five hargreeves is asexual" i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame. "no, they are right" says a voice from the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s five hargreeves.

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@bIueblink

2 years

happy pride month. in compensation for ace-aro erasure, hand over your wallets.

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2 years

why does everyone expect me to have the answers to every question? yes luther, this is aimed at you.

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@bIueblink

2 years

i’m in a bad mood. like this for me to roast you.

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@bIueblink

2 years

// fivey >:)

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@bIueblink

2 years

i miss feeling comfortable in my own skin.

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@bIueblink

2 years

today a man in the conference building i was infiltrating told me to get out because the “youth awards” were tomorrow. it took me all my self-control not to award myself by severing his head from his shoulders.

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@bIueblink

2 years

well, hello. it’s been a while.

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