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3 months

@gbrl_dick My two yr old used to point to cars and yell what sounded like “chipnchip” Drove us crazy, could tell he wanted to convey something! One day he pointed at the tv during a NASCAR race and yelled “CHIPNCHIP!” And omg I suddenly got it! “CHAMPIONSHIP!” I about did backflips!!

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@BariAWilliams @KaroroMitchelle @_spirit_coder But without telling the wife? And getting the exact same gift as he got his spouse? Your scenario makes sense, hers does not!

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@Car_car166 @BarlowAdams “Lina, it’s Maria” 💀😂 I just snort laughed and woke my husband lol

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@BussinTimbrlake @_KillinTheGame_ @Luminary_Wings @Headgraphix @BrotherNova @ENB1982 Lol she didn’t say swim, she said twirl 😂

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@SomaKazima Okay so my husband and I got married on the beach in Mexico. I didn’t take into account the audience factor (🤷‍♀️ not sure why I didn’t) but after it was over everyone on the beach and on the balconies applauded 🥰🥹 it was like a movie

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@NYCStylez @feederofcats @_melodramaa_ I legit felt the relief run through me I was scared to look

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2 months

@thatssokeshaun She wrote a whole song about him, love this old song!

You're So Vain

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@SomaKazima “Neither earlier or later this year” 💀💀💀😂

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@MuffinWiz @BariAWilliams @KaroroMitchelle @_spirit_coder We don’t keep secrets, that’s why we’ve been married for 20 years. I’m very sure you could say the same 😂😂😂

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@Blittersdo47456 @gbrl_dick Omg 😂 my sister and I used to be good for those! Fruffy was my word for horse (no idea 🤷‍♀️) and cockabun was my sisters word for phone…that one I really have no idea lolol!

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@ErinPrivratsky @indextwo I really want to believe this is true

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@MikahMiller_ @MrsJellySantos I picked out a whole play kitchen for my child based on my unfulfilled childhood fantasies! 😂

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7 months

@MuffinWiz @BariAWilliams @KaroroMitchelle @_spirit_coder Did he tell her he was getting this woman the gift? No? Then yes it was kept a secret. I notice you won’t address the identical gift thing now lol. I see reading comprehension escapes you but I’m not surprised. You’re dismissed punkin, muting you now 😂

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@phiamuse @CerromeRussell Illinois to Arizona and I never even considered how dangerous it was!

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@lTweetStuff “Are you an ass man or a leg man?” “NAHHH GIMMIE THAT FOREHEAD! 🤤 “

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@ssi_yoshi @SomaKazima @Javiplatano “Chewy nerves….” 😬

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@SomaKazima Everyone is so wrong for this 😭

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7 months

@starcasm I always had a feeling that once he met other people here in America and they let him know he’s wasn’t a hostage that things would change quickly.

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@wtfbtich @jakeamanecer @computer_gay For real! Every time I have one I’m just waiting for something to come ripping out of me for no reason 😭

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@SomaKazima This is how I open my Pillsbury biscuits

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@SomaKazima $15,000 to have myself a claustrophobic moment

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@LeoGoneSavage @Yisus_00070 Why did I have to scroll so far for this question??? Who tf stands while wiping like that?!!

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@BrainXpansion @AMAZlNGNATURE I’d need to stay away because I don’t know how I’d stop from hugging back.

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@evanrosskatz Geez I hadn’t heart that the other Heather had died until now.

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@TheAshleysRR She only seems to come around when she’s got a new boyfriend

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8 months

@musicte65902305 @deaflibertarian I read this, left the thread, couldn’t get this out of my head and came back. “She was projecting herself onto me….” Not only is that so spot on I can step back and see myself repeating some of this.

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@beauty2streetz Imagine if she bothered taking this in a different direction. Step outside your gate sis and offer some of your time. You had time to come out and complain 🤷‍♀️

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@soleinoir @SomaKazima Lol why was I so disappointed

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@agitatedseaweed @BussinTimbrlake @_KillinTheGame_ @Luminary_Wings @Headgraphix @BrotherNova @ENB1982 Gotta go out like Kenya! 😂

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@nosmokenomore I think she wants him as a stay at home dad. She can control the situation (and him) much better if she’s the breadwinner.

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4 months

@ninadelaflores Like 16 yrs ago we lived in this complex that would reward you with a months free rent upon renewal and a free carpet cleaning. Good old days.

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7 months

@_AnonHater_ Split has been fake from the jump. They both have dirt on each other than even we can’t fathom yet we’ve heard none of it? 🙄 @Ronald_Raygun_

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@SophRossss Her describing herself as the final boss for him was perfection

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@ImWatchingBravo “”IT’S A FUCKING LOT 😡” I saw him fully

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5 months

Holy shit she’s so breathtaking she doesn’t even seem real

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2 months

@DressingBird @DrSarahAxelrath @shut_up_its_red I agree with this, perhaps it’s the doctor that should reconsider her attitude.

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8 months

@azfamily Okay?

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7 months

@simplesin13 @realitea_queen @thebravobabe_ I’m not even kidding I stopped scrolling and thought how old ARE her kids?? 😂

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@Show_Yer_Tweets @doctorflapss Like I know this asshole isn’t swinging his bare ass and cock around online and then they’re acting confused by this.

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8 months

@SomaKazima Can we discuss the other star of the show pls?

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7 months

@itsallphoenix2 Don’t recognize any of them, they don’t end in “ertos”

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4 months

This showed up while I was scrolling and what the fuck. Does this cup have its own purse??

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5 months

“Why are women smart enough to seek treatment while men simply cause damage to themselves and others?” Not the slam you thought it was pal.

King Mylo 🤴🏿

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5 months

Women call men mentally and emotionally unstable but who leads the nation in prescribed antidepressants? 🤔

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5 months

@TageForHart 1700 replies and you’re responding to every damn one. Pressed projecting.

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7 months

Sending our baby Bella to doggie camp when we go out of town and they really need to stop 😂

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7 months

@itsallphoenix2 Dude is just driving around, nudes in view

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7 months

@_AnonHater_ How does she see this playing out? Does she not think he won’t come back with worse? He knows all her shit!

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@onlynatreynolds Can’t wait to watch you have the week you deserve 😏

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@tysonbrody All I can say is I almost guarantee it’s going to be anticlimactic after reading these suggestions 😂

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@susie_weakly So it’s a fake nipple? What if it shifts and you can see your other nipple next to it? 😂

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@BunkBedWoody @LouisPeitzman Top tier reference 😂😂

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@Enki1561 @iFightForKids 5 ft 3 lol

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@bruisinthesunn @rudbergrry @basedkez @brooklyngeeee @nottydesignss The noise I made scared my dog 😂😂😂

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@kitterbean_ @fogertymagpie I was and I wish my doctor had asked me while he was”was in there”!

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@marthurgray @embasic Especially when potentially contagious!

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@maximccan How does she compare to our baking Amy??

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5 months

@TheAshleysRR Underrated talent of yours, finding and applying these pics to the stories 😂

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@LilJeebz @ufcolin Seen this energy before!

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@TrophyKingston @notcapnamerica The way he said it all upbeat too 💀😂

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@Bebecitaaa69 “I don’t trust the doctors! Now let them cut me open, remove a major organ and replace it with another….same doctors!”

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@Chris_Johto @Mr_K_here @GoodReddit Came here to say this! 😂 Our cat would totally use this as an opportunity lol

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7 months

@MuffinWiz @BariAWilliams @KaroroMitchelle @_spirit_coder It’s got nothing to do with insecurities. Why the fuck would my husband get an identical romantic gift for someone else? All he’d have to do is say I’m getting my brother’s widow a little something and I’d be all for it but not this way gtfoh w/ur gaslighting bullshit.

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Why did I always think they’re legs were stretched out in front of them? Why do I know so little about life??

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I had no idea that they were on their knees all this time. I am sincerely STUNNED.

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@Lilymaescloset @thatssokeshaun Yes! He definitely put her through it back in the day! I’ve heard he was a mega ho! 😂

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4 months

Let’s be consistent now, time to make her a full cast member and force him to tape with her at every event. Lala’s ex troll should get a contract too.

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Wait…did Schwartz literally text Jo to…”RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES?” So only Ariana isn’t allowed boundaries, got it. 👍🏻 🤡 #PumpRules (🎥 )

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@justplainzack @BytheBay76 Then the way Ariana films shouldn’t affect her job at all….since she has such interesting storylines. Glad we are on the same page.

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@flacachica1105 @dailybravomail She actually IS already Katie omg

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@WhoTfIsJahmir @KingLeefBuckss @KryssyLaReina This is how I walked upstairs after my mom told me to “March your ass right up those steps and go to your room!”

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@TylerBaltierra You have set this type of open adoption scenario back by decades. If I were looking to adopt I would NEVER consider this after watching you two!

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@PostingOften No, and I don’t want this one either. What else ya got?

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@caliphorniaqing I showed my husband and he asked with a straight face “so is that one of her songs?” 😂

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@Bebecitaaa69 @Nand076 Once they pushed him down and slapped him I no longer held this opinion

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@snoopy_time77 @Brieyonce Ideal time actually

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@ya_gworl_ @ethanshumjr Okay but this tweet made me cackle out loud 😂😂😂

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Next to armadillos these are my favorite 😍

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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This bird looks straight from dinosaurs era

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@RoxieKat @CrankyMeatball @_LaBellaViita Went there to kill her…. THEN FELL IN LOVE INSTEAD! @LMN

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@Tr3_GK Do….do you have a first aid kit handy??

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6 months

St. Patty’s day nails!

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@ben_rosen Oh she’s prettier than I expected

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6 months

How is it possible that this looks like her and doesn’t look like her at the same time?

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Kate Middleton and Prince William at a farm shop over the weekend in new footage obtained by TMZ/The Sun.

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@a_h_reaume @Bicolinchen @indextwo I KNEW IT

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Kinda want it

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@itsallphoenix2 That’s because it doesn’t apply here lol. When it’s 120 you pushing hot air in AND out.

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@StephB_BTR @Dessie619 @AmiEverAfter @Wendy4SD My parents lived in one where they got fined for the color of their trash bags….

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You know, I stumbled my way into this job not knowing anything about the company or this business. I do not know how I got this lucky. I have the absolute best boss on the planet, all the autonomy I want and they continue to promote from within. Just having a moment here!

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@MehganJames Well great, another new fear unlocked.

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