My Tootie @Show_Yer_Tweets Twitter profile

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My Tootie

7 years

Hey everyone! Launching my new fragrance line, Scents by Tootie at 12/4c. Only $64.99 a piece 👌🏼 #onpoint #slay #thanksbabe

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My Tootie

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6 years

Can we talk about the real star of this episode, unbothered @TM2LeahDawn 🤣🤣

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6 years

Dying 🤣🤣🤣 #90DayFiance

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7 years

@Brian2Beers @NerdStoryteller @pkeenan516 @astrogrant @JoeVargas this string of replies is the best thing on Twitter today.

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5 years

@tellingsen @walterowensgrpa @realDonaldTrump I love witnessing a live Waltering

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2 years

These remind me of Alina from #90DayFiance ’s shoes lol

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2 years

something about Mohammed being controlling in his little lowercase voice makes me rage even more #90DayFiance

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7 years

Irony is telling a grandfather to tend to his family while you're 3000 miles away from your infant and toddler.

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3 years

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5 years

I don’t know about you guys, but I get so excited when I see the little map thing go to Tennessee #youngandpregnant

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6 years

I know people think karma hasn’t caught up to @pbandjenelley_1 , but have you SEEN what she has to have sex with

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5 years

After 7 long years, and 3 different cancers, my mom gained her wings. The void is overwhelming. Thank you guys for your support over the years. I know we’re just “hatters” but you’ve made me laugh & feel not so alone on some of the darkest days Hug your loved ones! Life is short

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8 months

Not to be dramatic but I would set myself on fire before having to have sex with this thing.

Anon Hater

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8 months

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5 years

Listen I didn’t waste this many years of my life tweeting about a chick on a pregnant teen show for some rando to just waltz on here and start making hatter rules

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7 years

Jenelle’s mad at the producers, but did she forget those same people left out the part where her baby tested positive for drugs? #TeenMom2

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6 years

Hey high school kids: don’t shoot up your schools. It’s far more satisfying to check Facebook 10 years later and see your bullies are overweight townies stuck in dead end jobs

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3 years

#doordash has crashed and I’m beginning to wonder which wine would pair well with a cat

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6 years

Can you imagine making Teen Mom money but your husband makes you eat squirrels

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7 years

I love how @pbandjenelley_1 complains about Kaiser's tantrums, but she's a grown ass woman crying "LEAVE ME ALONNNNEEEEE" from a bathroom

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6 years

I hope @pbandjenelley_1 ’s next soulmate is into Insane Clown Posse because I’d love to see her morph into a Juggalo

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5 years

Tania has quite the ego for someone built like a bag of pudding #90DayFiance

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5 years

Just wanna take a minute and thank Jenelle for never changing and reuniting twitter once again. Can’t wait to see in 4 months if she was lying about getting her tubes tied 🎉

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6 years

“Does he have any weapons?” “No” Fuck that bitch. This is how officers end up killed.

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2 years

I hope Jason’s parents watch this episode and are absolutely mortified by the monster they created #unexpected

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4 years

“You work in a Walmart deli and I’m going to be a medical assistant saving people’s lives while you serve some fucking food!” - Jenelle Evans, 2015 Jenelle Evans, 2020:

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4 years

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11 months

Jenelle getting headlines all week Kail: “hold my fiftyeleventh kid”

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2 years

Well in case there was any confusion how Jason became such a piece of shit, his parents just showed they’re as trashy as his mom’s 2003 chunky highlights #unexpected #unexpectedtlc

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes This person definitely thinks women pee out of their vaginas

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5 years

Sharing for the men out there who NEED TO HEAR THIS

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5 years

Why does David dress like an unlicensed doctor who gives gynecological exams in his basement

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6 years

@Javimarroquin9 @KailSmash “As privately as I can” Begs Radar to come to his gender reveal party lmaoooooooooo

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5 years

So when a woman is being slapped around, she’s told to keep a journal and collect as much evidence as possible. When a beaten man does it, he’s being sneaky and setting his abuser up

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5 years

God I love @pbandjenelley_1 . Just when you think after all these years she couldn’t possibly provide us any more laughs, she shows up to #NYFW wearing sausage casing and a jean jacket with geisha makeup

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5 years

Maybe next the bank will show up and tow Jenelle’s house away

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2 years

Me: ugh selling the house and getting things in order to uproot my life for a move across the country to a city I’ve only visited once & don’t know anyone is so overwhelming, at least life will be less stressful in a few months… The universe: Hold my beer

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6 years

“Lol the Royal Family thing is so dumb” - says the country who made the Kardashians famous

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7 years

Fun fact: my parents replaced our graduation portraits with this giant collage of their dog.

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6 years

On this Father’s Day, I just wanna thank my lucky stars this isn’t my dad

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7 years

Can you imagine being married to an unemployed man who spends his Monday afternoon sitting on the couch trying to be edgy on Twitter

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5 years

Glorietta baby what is you doing #LoveAfterLockup 🤡

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6 years

Conspiracy theory: Kyler on #YoungAndPregnant is actually Kail without her wig

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7 years

Babs after reading that Radar article 🐸 ☕️

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5 years

Say what you will about The Ashley, but I love that she released her article a couple hours before Jenelle’s paid one got to come out 😆

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2 years

@KailLowry Now apologize to Trew’s mom for leaking HER pregnancy

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5 years

If only there were thousands of people who could’ve warned @pbandjenelley_1 that David was going to ruin her....

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11 months

Lucky court flip flops 💅🏼

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3 years

Jenelle once thought she was going to a red carpet premiere and arrived all glammed up only to go bowling in her dress to now being denied entry to a bowling alley’s birthday party room after spending all day getting glammed up. We’ve come full circle friends

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3 years

Who did this 💀💀 Savage

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6 years

Nothing says “I just tripped and fell” like deleting your Twitter

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5 years

People acting like Jenelle didn’t fight to get her kids back under the roof of her abuser literally 5 months ago lol

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4 years

I get so excited when a wild Tori appears because you know drama is just around the corner

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6 years

Sorry Folgers, a video of Jenelle almost setting herself on fire is the best part of waking up 🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Well my dad learned how to text and take selfies this week, so I guess this is life now 😆

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4 years

“Then I open the blinds” whoaaa crazy day how do you do it all supermom

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8 months

Absolutely dying that with 3 lawyers on the payroll they found out about a felony charge from the fckn Sun

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7 years

I know we're Twitter friends but never feel like youre alone. If u need someone to talk to or just send silly gifs to my DMs are always open

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3 years

Jace will be growing chest hair and Jenelle will still claim to be “fightin for custody of muh son”

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7 years

Jenelle getting ready for her follicle test

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5 years

Kail and Leah are cancelled. This “Hehehe look at us we’re lesbians” is so freshman year of college attention whorey

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7 years

I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to Maryssa's death stare in all the wedding pics

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6 years

Unpopular opinion: all babies aren��t “a blessin” With all their issues, the last thing Cate needs is another baby...

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4 years

So there’s this really ugly duck in my neighborhood that I think was maybe somebody’s pet because he’s so friendly. Anyway I’ve fed him a few times when I walk and this morning my husband woke me up to show me he was asleep on our front lawn. What in the hell do I have a duck now

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2 years

In 100 years, everyone studying their genealogy will have either Elon, Nick Cannon or Kail in their family tree

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4 years

I don’t mean to be all dramatic, but this mugshot has such dark energy. Every time I scroll past it makes my skin crawl. I’m sure we’ll see it again after he ends up killing someone

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8 years

You know deep down in @PBandJenelley_1 's twisted heart she's jealous Nate isn't breaking into her place in the middle of the night anymore

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6 years

Hopefully Doris will request an on the spot drug test at court bc you know those two went on a weekend bender with one less kid around

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5 years

Y’know, when you consider how many followers @pbandjenelley_1 has on social media, not being able to sell just 3000 eyebrow kits in 2 weeks is a pretty spectacular failure

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4 years

I’m sorry but every time I think about getting fired from the easiest job ever and having to resort to selling period panties I CACKLE

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6 years

I haven’t laughed this hard since that time Jenelle wore a ball gown to see a movie at a mall.

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4 years

So Jenelle and David flew across the country during a pandemic to smoke weed in Oregon? Okay.

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6 years

David’s tattoo looks like it’s had enough of their shit

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10 months

“What’s mommy doing out on the lawn”

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6 years

If you’re a grown adult with an actual house, why are you hanging out in a shed clubhouse wtf

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1 year

6 months went by fast

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5 years

if you buy a breed known for their health issues and also flaunt your wealth constantly, you don’t get to start a GoFundMe

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7 years

Things "real women" don't do: 1. Make their fiancés take a lie detector test

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6 years

David has a lot of nerve calling Doris an “ugly old bitch” after we all saw his mom’s old rode hard put away wet ass on our screens

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2 years

My MIL and my husband are trying to bully me into the name Sophia and I don’t know how to explain to them it makes me think of a demon

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6 years

I hope Kaiser grows up to be a big beefcake and kicks David’s ass

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7 years

I wonder if @MacStandifer dreamt as a little girl her wedding day would include a disclaimer, drugged out fiance & sobbing mother in law

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3 years

Jenny is the reason I don’t do potlucks 🤢 #90DayFiance

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9 years

Hey @PBandJenelley_1 you know what would keep you from getting arrested midday on a Thursday? HAVING A DAMN JOB

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7 years

@eggiepain @vicenews You triggered bro?

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2 years

Imagine if your huzbin refused to get a job so you had to start an OnlyFans

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5 years

If you need something to watch after Shakira and JLo to make your boner die:

Wendy🎩

@notajenellefan

5 years

Please make it stop

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4 years

Crossing my fingers for another Jenelle mugshot this week. We NEED this.

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5 years

Good morning to everyone except the people who actually subscribed to David’s YouTube channel

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4 years

For you Netflix people just discovering #TeenMom2 and Jenelle: One time she bragged endlessly about going to the Pete’s Dragon movie premiere so she flew to LA & got all dressed up for the red carpet, but it was just a regular movie theater screening with a bunch of little kids