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@awryaditi

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a-blah nari| parody (of herself) acc.| I’m not relatable because I’m exceptional | enthusiasm enthusiast| How much more you want.

Mumbai, India
Joined January 2009
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
2 years
Rishi Sunak in power will do for Indians what Smriti Irani in power has done for women.
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3 years
Munawar Faruqui is still in custody for “jokes” he never told and imaginary offences . It’s been a week now. Why is his bail being constantly denied? Because he’s Muslim.
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4 years
Hindu khatre main hai (Hinduon se hi)
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2 years
इस्स सरकार को @zoo_bear से इतना डर क्यूँ लगता है?
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Yesterday something ridiculous happened. I was on my way to an open mic in an Ola cab. The cab driver was on his phone, and I was about to ask him to get off the phone, when I eves dropped on his conversation.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
PM- CARES PUBLIC- PAYS
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
If Bangalore police really can't ensure the safety of 610 people sitting in a room laughing, then how will they ensure the safety of the whole city?
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
2 years
This is a @RichaChadha appreciation tweet.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Moral of the story: Both the driver and I were listening to each others calls. Also Ganpati time in Mumbai is ridiculous.
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4 years
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Can someone tell Rihanna to tweet about O2 shortage in India. That's one way of getting the attention of the ENTIRE Indian political system for at least 2 weeks.
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
PM inaugurates photoshop. 🌹
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pallavi ghosh
2 years
The new ahmedabad railway station to be inaugurated by PM
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Dear diary, today,on the Indian internet, we communally bullied a new born baby.
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
1 year
That BBC documentary on Modi is a difficult watch. It’s surreal to be faced with a piece of your own history in this way and it’s even more surreal to imagine, that the architects of it have been rewarded.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
The way Bollywood celebs are concerned about buses like they actually use them 😭
@ANI
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Kangana Ranaut on #CitizenshipAct : When you protest, the first thing that's imp is that you don't turn violent. In our population, only 3-4% ppl pay tax, others are actually dependent on them. So, who gives you the right to burn buses, trains & to create ruckus in the country?
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
Itne toilet bana diye toh phir Twitter pe kyoon hagg rahe ho?
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BJP
6 years
In 4 years of UPA, only 20 lakh household toilets were built with Rs 350 crore, whereas in 4 years of NDA 34 lakh toilets were built with Rs 2,100 crore. #KarnatakaTrustsModi
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1 year
I am so proud to announce that I have been nominated to be qualifying for the considerations of qualifiers of the 2022 Oscars. Truth always prevails. Proud of India for having an impressive talent like me.
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
2 years
Request Devendra Fadnavis sir to leave Aarey forests alone because they will be a great outdoor location for Amruta Fadnavis’s music videos.
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
Akshay Kumar took a break from stealing the limelight from women in movies, to turning his trolls towards women on Twitter.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Ye hum hai, ye humara desh hai, ye humari partly free ho rahi hai.
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
Anand Mahindra types be like “wah Incredible India”
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Hindustan Times
2 years
Uttar Pradesh police were left stunned after they stopped an auto only to find the driver was ferrying 27 passengers
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2 years
The length and breadth of Setalvad’s work is stunning and it’s written here in painful, precise details.
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4 years
The coffins will come back with “PM CARES” stickers on them.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
The only one showing UP police in a bad light is UP Police.
@htTweets
Hindustan Times
3 years
FIR filed in Greater Noida against makers of 'Tandav' for allegedly showing UP Police in a bad light
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4 years
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3 years
Hey Tweeple, urgent request- My cab broke down near Juhu circle and are there any BJP minister’s vans in the area that I can hitch a ride in? Plz help!
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
3 years
Did someone put out a matrimonial ad for me
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
4 years
Atmnirbhar means we’re on our own in this guys.
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
3 years
He wrote this tweet from the commentary box of IPL while eating jalebis instead of assisting his constituents
@GautamGambhir
Gautam Gambhir
3 years
No vision, no direction. Delhi is dying. If you have any SHAME, then RESIGN @ArvindKejriwal
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
4 years
Promise me that if I post of pictures of Chinese food you won’t steal it Bagree.
@rishibagree
Rishi Bagree
4 years
When unsheathed hatred for Modi culminates into hatred for the Nation
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Aditi Mittal
1 year
The guy had THREE options and he choses all three as journalists and activists. He knows not one single *actual* terrorist/criminal when asked “who do you think should leave India?”
@sandeep_PT
Sandeep Manudhane
1 year
In the vilest of ways, this Youtuber (who enjoyed consuming Beef thoroughly till 2014-15) is instigating mobs against fellow Indians, by painting them anti-national, as they refuse to surrender to the right-wing fraud narratives. This is plain, open violence.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
One of the first states where internet went down was Bollywoodland. That’s why poor John Cusack found out about what was happening at JMI before 98% of the Bollywood celebrities in India.
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@awryaditi
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2 years
Today almost every Hindu in India will have family and friends they can describe as “Sanghi” Its upsetting and scary & talking to them is frustrating, but it will HAVE to be done. The time of “agree to disagree” has come and gone but we cannot give up on each other.
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2 years
Most men who call women gold diggers are the ones who have no gold to be dug.
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3 years
Media: tHe "ViOLenCe iS rUiniNg THe CreDiBiLiTY oF tHE FaRmERS" How the Indian news media can talk about anyone's credibility with a straight face is an anthropological study in shamelessness.
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@awryaditi
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5 years
“Sach ye kahani hai, sunn lo meri jaan Yahin iss sheher main tha ikk naujawan Saccha seedha saadha sa pyaara insaan Kya kahoon woh bana, kaise Shahrukh Khan!” Happy annual SRK day. @iamsrk
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
How quickly can we come up with a vaccine against this?
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4 years
I think middle aged Indian men love the idea of a 'benevolent dictator' coz they fancy themselves capable of becoming one.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Swara Bhaskar is trending so clearly the right wing is finally asking questions to the leaders of the nation.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
This morning at 8:00, I get a call from the driver. He's standing at the place where he had picked me up yesterday. "Meri biwi ne aapke liye kuch bheja hai." I get handed a box full of nariyal modaks.
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
4 years
Indian economy be like "Imma bounce."
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
Amitabh Bacchan keeps better track of his tweet numbers than the government did of labour migration due to lockdown.
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4 years
If you’ll think what Kamra did to Arnab is “heckling” you haven’t been heckled. Sit down fragile centrists.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
How bad is the unemployment situation? This guy doesn’t even have balance on his phone to make threatening phone calls so now I have to call him so he can threaten me
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
"Jab aap phone pe baat kar rahe the, toh maine aapko kisi se naariyal modak maangte hue suna tha, toh maine mrs ko bola ki aapke liye bana de." (I was indeed begging a friend on the phone to send me her mom's handmade nariyal modaks at the start of the ride)
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
5 years
But hey if we have NOTHING to worry about THEN WHO ARE THEY MAKING THOSE DETENTION CENTERS FOR?
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
1 year
Every man wanting women to wear saris needs to wear one himself first.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
How did it end up on your TL of 26 people that you follow?
@akshaykumar
Akshay Kumar
5 years
Regarding the ‘like’ on the tweet of Jamia Milia students, it was by mistake. I was scrolling and accidentally it must have been pressed and when I realised I immediately unliked it as In no way do I support such acts.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
Sadhvi Pragya wanted to sit in the emergency exit row of @spicejet flight.They didn’t let her because it would literally put the lives of everyone on the plane at risk. Like a good public servant she decided to sit on dharna for her right to be able to put everyone’s life at risk
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
If the warnings on cigarette packs was a person it would be this guy.
@Arun2981
Arun Arora
4 years
These are views of Aaj Tak too @aroonpurie ? Any views from you @sardesairajdeep ?
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Aditi Mittal
7 years
How did Grand Masti get released in Gujarat?
@ANI
ANI
7 years
We have banned #Padmavati film because it is based on a woman and we respect women in Gujarat: Gujarat Chief Minister Vijay Rupani
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4 years
Harassing and vilifying women is Indian culture.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
1.5 hours later, as I'm heading back home from the open mic, I get a call. It's the drivers wife. They found her son, apparently this three year old criminal had seen a ganpati pandal and had wandered off with the procession, dancing and eating while his parents panicked.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
I guess he still doesn’t understand “no”
@barandbench
Bar and Bench
3 years
[BREAKING] MJ Akbar moves Delhi High Court against acquittal of Priya Ramani in criminal defamation case #MJAkbar #priyaramani #MeToo #MeTooIndia #DelhiHighCourt @mjakbar Read story
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3 years
No one left their house before Imtiyaz Ali movies.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
This is not a sentence- it is a nonsense.
@ishafoundation
Isha Foundation
3 years
Feminine is not a gender – it is a dimension. #SadhguruQuotes #WomensDay
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4 years
It’s 2020 please don’t call without texting first.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
You’ll remember when Arnab was thrilled about Pulwama.
@RShivshankar
Rahul Shivshankar
3 years
Some linked to political parties are celebrating the tragic news of a Mi 17 V5 crash with the CDS among 13 others onboard. These twisted minds are betraying their own fecklessness and doing a disservice to the uniform and the nation.
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2 years
This was DEFO written by a man
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Modiji can be single but ladies cannot
@KeypadGuerilla
Imran Khan
3 years
*Unfortunately today- lot of modern #women stay single. Even if they get married.They don't want to give birth. And, Even if they do, they want to do it through surrogacy* Controversial statement by #Karnataka health minister @mla_sudhakar .
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Hand in hand with discussions about “freedom of speech” and “hurting of religious sentiments” should be discussions about the “violation of human rights” and “discrimination on the basis of religion.”
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
Amit Malaviya makes his Twitter account “protected” and now his tweets are officially safer than Muslims in India.
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
The IIM stands for "Indian Institute of Milking my IIM degree till the day I die"
@realNamanbir
Namanbir Singh
2 years
What's the point of writing your college name on a MILK PACKET!???! 🙃
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1 year
I am begging you please don’t write English words in Devnagri script I’m begging you.
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3 years
They passed the farm laws in a completely undemocratic manner and also be the ones to decide how “democratic” the protests to it are.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
God give me the confidence to express gratitude to armed forces by using a pic where I’m getting pinned by a medal.
@narendramodi
Narendra Modi
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Armed Forces Flag Day is a day to express gratitude to our armed forces and their families. India is proud of their heroic service and selfless sacrifice. Do contribute towards the welfare of our forces. This gesture will help so many of our brave personnel and their families.
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2 years
Internetiyas tweet “be kind, life is so fragile” when a celebrity dies, and harass any living celebrity in the next tweet.
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@awryaditi
Aditi Mittal
6 years
I love how all these allegedly educated actors and writers are going after Swara Bhaskar for speaking up while they shivered in their designer shoes against Karni Sena.
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6 years
Dost ki shaadi main gayi hai- Olympics main nahi. She represents no one but herself.
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2 years
Choking to death to ‘give it back’ to the ‘wokes’
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1 year
Y’all suddenly love SRK coz he suffered every public and personal indignity in silence? But Aamir Khan is hated coz he had the audacity to talk about how his wife feels?
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Their protest is our healthcare strategy.
@janerecker
Jane Recker
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Climate activists are coming to dump over a dozen wheelbarrows of cow poop at the White House to protest Biden’s “bullshit” climate plan #EarthDay
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
He went to steal their Remdesivir stock
@Cow__Momma
Cow Momma
3 years
Fraudnavis chased away by people at a Nashik Hospital he tried to visit.
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3 years
RSS is not the government.
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2 years
Every time I use a cab in any other city than Mumbai, I remember how grateful I am for Mumbai cab drivers.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
Karthik Aryan IS the defect in his movies.
@htshowbiz
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. @TheAaryanKartik says @ayushmannk movies have ‘men with defects’ while his have ‘women with defects’
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3 years
I was only 20 mins into my hour long journey, but I managed to catch a rickshaw for the rest of it, so I was fine, but I couldn't stop thinking about him. I had heard him talk to his wife on the phone & she had been crying so hard, I could hear her in the backseat from his phone.
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
His 3 year old son had been gone for an hour by then. I couldn't fathom how he was still so controlled by then, I would have been hysterical. He insisted that he would drop me to the destination since he needed the fare. I offered to pay the full fare.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
Is an official party handle threatening a student?
@BJP4Karnataka
BJP Karnataka
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This Student should consider herself lucky to narrate her fake story. Sunanda Pushkar Tharoor wasn't that lucky, she never got a chance to explain Her pain and suffering caused by the person she trusted the most.
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4 years
I’ll download the Aarogya Setu app coz I have “nothing to hide” but PM cares fund refuses to divulge where the money its begging for it going because it has something to hide?
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2 years
What in the Varun Dhavan is going on.
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2 years
@rohanduaT02 Man, find someone to love you. I promise two other people loving each other won't bother you that much.
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3 years
He was calling people, asking "tum log ne mere bacche ko dekha kya? Woh tum log ke saath hai kya?" I could hear the response of "nahi" in call after call. I asked him where he lived, and if he wanted to go home and look for his kid instead of wasting his time ferrying me.
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Aditi Mittal
5 years
Laxmi Mittal is my father.
@mayur_jha
Mayur Shekhar Jha
5 years
Bajaj sugar mills is connected to Rahul Bajaj in the same way that perhaps Lala Lajpat Rai is connected to Aishwarya Rai 😊 #HamaraBajaj
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2 years
“Representation matters, Rishi is a brown man…” lol no lets just say that after your 30th million dollars- your skin color does not matter. And if “rich and hateful men” need more representation in world politics- then Sunak is representing!
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3 years
Why is it shocking that a man who presided over an actual communal riot does not care about our lives in a pandemic?
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Aditi Mittal
3 years
Yesterday a close friend told me that Andaz Apna Apna is actually a very boring watch in 2020 and today I have one close friend less.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
When the floods come rich people run to their moral high grounds to stay safe.
@chetan_bhagat
Chetan Bhagat
4 years
We wrecked our economy. Because: 1. We cared about putting Pakistan down more 2. We cared about being one up on Muslims more 3. We worship vs holding governments accountable 4. Outdated economics 5. We feel all suffering is God given 6. We troll this reality check tweet too
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
Hrithik Roshan and Prabhas 💕💕💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍😍
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
Whoever paid for this is a bad, petty, hilarious and impatient person because they didn’t even wait for the votes to be finished counting. #USElectionResults2020
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
Abs/Apps bante rahenge, but the real question is- aur kitna fan banaoge apna? 🥲☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️
@iamsrk
Shah Rukh Khan
2 years
Shah Rukh agar thoda Rukh bhi gaya toh Pathaan ko kaise rokoge.. Apps aur Abs sab bana dalunga….
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3 years
No country can malign India as well as India is doing it right now.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
@anandmahindra Anand, this is NOTHING to be celebrated. There is NO EVIDENCE that wearing a leaf provides ANY kind of protection. They are not doing this environmental awareness, they are doing this because govs who were supposed to provide them this life saving mask have forsaken them.
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Aditi Mittal
4 years
It’s Disha Patanis birthday but happy birthday to North West because #AllDishasMatter
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Aditi Mittal
8 years
I always thought "Vicco Turmeric, nahi cosmetic" was our national anthem which is why it played before every movie.
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5 years
So when India becomes a Hindu Rastra then jobs will suddenly appear, economy will become worth 5 trillion dollars, air will become clean, and violence and poverty will end?
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7 years
Heard namaz in the morning- now I’m Muslim Did Pranam as I passed by Mandir-now I’m Hindu Heard a Christmas carol on radio-now I’m Catholic
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Aditi Mittal
2 years
The “stay-out-of-someone’s-business” is best for Indian society
@Ravisutanjani
Ravisutanjani
2 years
Do you think the ‘Live-In Relationship’ culture is good for Indian Society?
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